Sterling High School - Alpha Yearbook (Sterling, OH)

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The Sophomores have decided on the following: Class Colors-Yellow and Whiteg Class Flower-Dandeliong Class Motto-Don't be Green. Earl- Is Zelda in 'F' Mother- No, sir. Earl- But I just saw her at the window. Mother- Yes, and she saw you. Ethel- How did you come to fall on the steps ? Herbert- I did not come to fall on the stepsg I came to call. A college graduate who was reprimanded by his employer because of his inability to spell correctly, said, on returning to his associates, The boss expects an educated man to spell like a blooming stenographerf' 34

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Mida- I'm worried about my complexion, Doctor. Look at my face. Doctor-- You'll have to diet. Mida- I never thought of that. What color would suit me best do you think ? Paul- Wonder why Herbert planted his onions and potatoes so close together ? Calvin- Says he planted them that way so the onions would make the eyes of the potatoes water and keep the soil irrigated. Minnie- Why weren't you at the station with the car to meet me as usual ? Carl- My dear, you ought to get into the habit of some meetless days. Mr. Hart- Now, Henry, can you give me a sentence containing the word 'gruesome'? Henry-- Yes, sirg father did not shave for a week and he grew some whiskers. For Sale-A bull dog, will eat anything, very fond of children. Wanted-A girl to cook, one who will make a good roast or boil, and who stews well. Wanted-A boy to open oysters, 15 years old. Bertha- Percy is horrid. When we were out riding the other night a little bug flew right into my mouth, and I asked of what that was a sign. Zelda- What did he say it meant ? Bertha- That I should keep my mouth shut. Why is Carl Steiner like the Atlantic Ocean? Answer-Because he has waves in his hair. Teacher- Please give me three proofs that the world is round. Soph.- Yes, sir. The book says so, you say so, and my mother says 19 SO. On May lst, and after, all chickens will be prohibited from running at large and also riding on bicycles on the sidewalk. Paul- Have you read 'Freckles'? Zelda- No, thank goodnessg mine are light brown. Mr. Ferguson- Which three words do you use most? Senior- I don't know. Mr. Ferguson- Correct Saint Peter- Did you buy an Annual ? Freshman- N-o-o-o. St. Peter- Show this man below. Gale- Father, when has a man horse sense ? Father- When he says 'Nay,' my sonf' He- My love is like this ringg it has no end. She- My love is like this ringg it has no beginning. - 33

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