Steeleville High School - Warriors Echo Yearbook (Steeleville, IL)

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Hotel clerk to cowboy reglstermg at a hotel for the flrst tlme ln hls llfe Do you want a room wlth runnlng water slr '7 Cowboy Gosh no What do you think I am a trout '7 Mother What was all that nolse 'P Lxttle Rollo I was playmg brxdge wxth unlor Mother Playlng brldge 7 Llttle Rollo Yeah I stretched hlm out between two cha1rs and walked across htm Dad Dld you have the car out last nlght son 'P Boo Yes Dad Itook one of the boys over to the hlgh school Dad Well tell hlm he left one of hls lace hankles Ln the car Shape IS what a bathlng sult has after a beautlful glrl puts It on A Jet plane pllot had the job of carrylng a very Important person to New York Clty After a short tlme Ln the alr he turned to the blg shot We mlssed New York snr We ll have to clrcle back How could you posslbly mlss a huge clty llke New York? blustered the VIP The pllot confessed Iblmked In Blrmmgham Alabama a deputy sherlff went to summon a cltlzen for Jury duty The man s wlfe answered the door Do you pay mlleage 9 she asked Yes he replled Flne saxd the wlfe He s ln Korea Here lles Mrs lV1cBr1de For eatlng green apples she died For In the lamented The apples fermented And now there s clder mslde er msldes Recently one of the smgle girls ln Our Office came In early one mormng and began passmg out clgars and candy both Wlth blue rlbbons Somewhat puzzled and more than a llttle surprlsed we asked the occaslon Proudly she dlsplayed the solltalre on her thlrd fmger left hand and announced 'It s a boy sLx feet tall and 185 pounds The telephone operator was mstructlng a new glrl on her Job No my dear she corrected you say ust a moment please not Hang onto your pants Bub The census taker was lntervxewxng a mother of a large famlly and asked her how many chxldren she had Well she sald wlth affectlon IH her volce there s Blll and ane and then Susle and No Interrupted the mtervlewer Not names I don t want names just the number The wldowed mother s prlde was touched They am t got numbers she retorted Each has got a name A Boston man vxslted hls local Red Cross chapter to glve blood When asked about hls health he told the volunteer nurse that he d been over drmkmg recently then Jokmgly added My blood must be over 90 0 alcohol by now The nurse gasped Well I guess we can probably use It she sald to sterlllze the lnstrurnents At a summer camp the boys turned up neat ly scrubbed brushed and shmlng IH thelr clty clothes The pollsh soon wore off ln horse play and games and before dlnner the coun selor sent them to the washroom wlth the usual stern advlce about washmg hands and combmg halr One small boy among the last to return passed lnspectlon on hands but hls halr was In vlolent dlsarray and the counselor gently pomted out thls omlsslon I am sure I combed It the boy mslsted Then pausmg reflectxvely he added But there were so many heads ln the rrnrror may be I combed the wrong one , . , . l 0 . - - 1 . - . , . ' . . . A 1 . . , , . - I . . . - . lv ,I . - ' - - . ns is - . , . , p - - as A I - 2 J 2 1 Q 1 10 , . . su - . ' 1 l an . - s 1 - I0 . - . I sa . . U. so . . . . . , , . . so . as 0 . . , , ,I , . at I --1--.-I ' ' ' If lf - 1 I fl I I . . . a . an . - 1 . . g . . - - - - As - 9 as y . - - an 11 . . - . u . . . . . ' I O 9 - 09 . . . . LA . . . 9 Q - 11 . . . . . . , - . ss . OI an . , : af 19 . - - as I I I . . . . on V sn . - I I . 1 . . gg . . an . . - . as an . n . on . . r 1 y n In 1 . I9 . . . . . ' I . . 1 ' I S . 9 . . . 1 s 9 - - . . . . . . sa - sl . . v . . . I H r s - li

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Chuckles Thls sult has a rubber collar for falllng dandruff Why the rubber collar 'P So the dandruff can Jump back m xts place I remember as a boy my great ambltlon was to wear long pants and lf there IS any man Ln the country who wears hls pants long er than I do now I d lxke to shake hls hand There was a young gurl from Iran Who had trouble ln fmdlng a man It was funny you see Untxl she spotted me Then Iran and Iran and Iran One of my pet canarxes ate a lot of frankfurters He felt so happy he started to chlrp My cat heard hlm chlrp and ate em u Your cat ate the frankfurters '7 No he ate the canary What has that got to do wlth me '7 You should keep your mouth shut when you re full of bologna Bystander Here boy what s the xdea of jumplng into the gutter? Are you hurt? Boy No Iam t but Id lxke to meet the Jerk that moved my blke Dad What kmd of dessert IS thxs '7 Nancy Cottage puddmg We learned how to make It ln school today Dad Well Ithmk Ive got a plece of shmgle In my mouth Irate Cop Lady you can t park here umn t you read mat slgn Lady Certalnly I read It It says fine for parking An Amerlcan General ID France met two soldlers carrymg a large caldron from a fleld kxtchen Here you he ordered let me taste what s ln that But General one of the soldlers began Don t give me any buts get me a spoon The spoon gwen hlm the general took one taste and tmmedlately spat the mouthful out You don t call that stuff soup do you'7 roared No slr the soldler answered That s what I was trymg to tell you It s dlshwater we were just throwing out The nlght was warm the room was dark Not any llght not even a spark shone on the two as they sat there alone The llttle brown pup and hls chlcken bone Brownle I can t thread thxs needle Leader Why not '7 Brownie Because every time I get the thread near the eye lt blinks A crotchety old school supermtendent was xnspectmg a class ln hlgh school He wrote on the blackboard LXXX turned to a pretty glrl sxttlng ln the front row and asked What does that mean? The glrl blushed sllghtly but replled ln confxdent volce Love and Klsses Flrst Salesman What do you sell? Second Salesman Salt FlTSt Salesman I m a salt seller too Second Salesman Shake june What IS It that the more lt drles the wetter It gets 'P Allce I glve up june A towel Father answerlng telephone Dreamboat IS not at her pier just now Natwe to rnotorlst dlggmg ln mud beside car Car stuck? Motorlst Oh no My englne dxed and I m dlggmg a grave for It A meek llttle man ln a restaurant tlmld on an overcoat ILXCUSE me De Sala ULU. dl'C YUU Mr Smlth of Newcastle? No I m not replled the man shortly Oh er well stammered the lnttle man you see I am and that s his overcoat you re puttlng on Came the day of their 25th wedding anm. versary and the man of the house started out to do his work ln the flelds as usual john hls wlfe called Don t you know what day thls IS 'P Yes Indeed I do said john smoothly Well how are we golng to celebrate lt? perslsted hls wxfe Sure and I don t know Maggle sand john scratchlng hls head ln puzzlement How about two mxnutes of sllence 9 , , . . 5 : , . 1 n . , ' . s - I , : . . - , . . . . . , . , . . . . . , I I . . . . , ' . IO . . . . . a . - ll Q il , . . . . . . . . . ' . P. - 1 - I I , . . : , , Q . . I . l . - ! I . . . If K . ,- . I 1 . . . . - l - Y l ' . . ji - ' .I Q - I : . - , . ' . 5 . - , ly touched the arm of a man who was putting If i . -- 7 u 1 un-1 V. v .1 . - All Atv- ii 1 - 1 Ii-1 . - , , .. . . . ., . .. -- : . , - - I 'O ll I Il - ll . . , - tl Il ' - - , , . . .. . . , , . . . y . no ' ll 11 ll . . , , U 1 lil - - -- ll ii . . ll Y ' . l I Q , ll - . . , . . ' ' ll If . - ll U , , . - . . . I! bl l II ' A . il . , . he ' , , , .. . . H . , - ll - ll! - ll I 4 . . , . . . . D . ll I - ll . . . , . - Ill . . I It . . . ll .

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