Steeleville High School - Warriors Echo Yearbook (Steeleville, IL)

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Chuckles Thls sult has a rubber collar for falllng dandruff Why the rubber collar 'P So the dandruff can Jump back m xts place I remember as a boy my great ambltlon was to wear long pants and lf there IS any man Ln the country who wears hls pants long er than I do now I d lxke to shake hls hand There was a young gurl from Iran Who had trouble ln fmdlng a man It was funny you see Untxl she spotted me Then Iran and Iran and Iran One of my pet canarxes ate a lot of frankfurters He felt so happy he started to chlrp My cat heard hlm chlrp and ate em u Your cat ate the frankfurters '7 No he ate the canary What has that got to do wlth me '7 You should keep your mouth shut when you re full of bologna Bystander Here boy what s the xdea of jumplng into the gutter? Are you hurt? Boy No Iam t but Id lxke to meet the Jerk that moved my blke Dad What kmd of dessert IS thxs '7 Nancy Cottage puddmg We learned how to make It ln school today Dad Well Ithmk Ive got a plece of shmgle In my mouth Irate Cop Lady you can t park here umn t you read mat slgn Lady Certalnly I read It It says fine for parking An Amerlcan General ID France met two soldlers carrymg a large caldron from a fleld kxtchen Here you he ordered let me taste what s ln that But General one of the soldlers began Don t give me any buts get me a spoon The spoon gwen hlm the general took one taste and tmmedlately spat the mouthful out You don t call that stuff soup do you'7 roared No slr the soldler answered That s what I was trymg to tell you It s dlshwater we were just throwing out The nlght was warm the room was dark Not any llght not even a spark shone on the two as they sat there alone The llttle brown pup and hls chlcken bone Brownle I can t thread thxs needle Leader Why not '7 Brownie Because every time I get the thread near the eye lt blinks A crotchety old school supermtendent was xnspectmg a class ln hlgh school He wrote on the blackboard LXXX turned to a pretty glrl sxttlng ln the front row and asked What does that mean? The glrl blushed sllghtly but replled ln confxdent volce Love and Klsses Flrst Salesman What do you sell? Second Salesman Salt FlTSt Salesman I m a salt seller too Second Salesman Shake june What IS It that the more lt drles the wetter It gets 'P Allce I glve up june A towel Father answerlng telephone Dreamboat IS not at her pier just now Natwe to rnotorlst dlggmg ln mud beside car Car stuck? Motorlst Oh no My englne dxed and I m dlggmg a grave for It A meek llttle man ln a restaurant tlmld on an overcoat ILXCUSE me De Sala ULU. dl'C YUU Mr Smlth of Newcastle? No I m not replled the man shortly Oh er well stammered the lnttle man you see I am and that s his overcoat you re puttlng on Came the day of their 25th wedding anm. versary and the man of the house started out to do his work ln the flelds as usual john hls wlfe called Don t you know what day thls IS 'P Yes Indeed I do said john smoothly Well how are we golng to celebrate lt? perslsted hls wxfe Sure and I don t know Maggle sand john scratchlng hls head ln puzzlement How about two mxnutes of sllence 9 , , . . 5 : , . 1 n . , ' . s - I , : . . - , . . . . . , . , . . . . . , I I . . . . , ' . IO . . . . . a . - ll Q il , . . . . . . . . . ' . P. - 1 - I I , . . : , , Q . . I . l . - ! I . . . If K . ,- . I 1 . . . . - l - Y l ' . . ji - ' .I Q - I : . - , . ' . 5 . - , ly touched the arm of a man who was putting If i . -- 7 u 1 un-1 V. v .1 . - All Atv- ii 1 - 1 Ii-1 . - , , .. . . . ., . .. -- : . , - - I 'O ll I Il - ll . . , - tl Il ' - - , , . . .. . . , , . . . y . no ' ll 11 ll . . , , U 1 lil - - -- ll ii . . ll Y ' . l I Q , ll - . . , . . ' ' ll If . - ll U , , . - . . . I! bl l II ' A . il . , . he ' , , , .. . . H . , - ll - ll! - ll I 4 . . , . . . . D . ll I - ll . . . , . - Ill . . I It . . . ll .