Steamboat Springs High School - Galleon / Sailors Log Yearbook (Steamboat Springs, CO)

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STEAMBOAT SPRINGS HIGH SCHOOL ’23 giving season, was very unique and proclaimed a decided success. Several of our members are on the football and basket ball teams, and helped to win the victories of which Steamboat is so justly proud. We cannot close without a word in appreciation of our sponsor. Miss Miles. And yet, after all, there is little to say, for no words can do justice to our love and admiration of her. She has been a friend to all of us, good, kind and true. Perhaps the poet was thinking of her when he wrote: “A perfect woman, nobly planned. To warn, to comfort, and command.” In the Good Old Winter Time EFFECTIVE APPEAL (The following was given in English I. class as an example of effective appeal. It expresses the sentiment of the entire class.—Editor-in-Chief.) O father of Mercy and Love Look down from thy throne above And pity our sad condition, We have to speak just once a week And write a composition. —M. L. Salesman (to Johnnie Fitzgerald)—I should like to see your mamma. Is she engaged? Johnnie—I’ll see. I think she is married.—Life. --------S--------- (In Expression)—Hark! Do steady steps go by? Oliver—I'll bet they’re pigeon-toed. FAIR ENOUGH A plumber and a painter were working in the same house. The painter arrived late and the plumber said to him “You’re late this morning.” “Yes,” said the painter, ‘T had to stop and have a hair cut.” ‘‘You didn’t do it on your employer’s time, did you?” asked the plumber. ‘‘Sure I did,” said the painter, ‘‘it grew on his time.” -------S-------- First Black Lady—Dat baby ob yours am de puffick image ob his daddy. Second Black Lady—He suah am. He’s a regu- lar carbon copy. A colored pastor announced to his congrega- tion the following subject, “Brethern and sisters, I’se gwine to preach a powerful sermon his mornin’. I'se gwine to define the undefinable. I’se gwine to explain the unexplainable, and I’se gwine to un- screw the inscrutable.” -------S-------- “Waiter,” said Mr. Epler after waiting fifteen minutes for his soup, “have you been to the zoo?” “No, sir.” “Well, you ought to go, you’d enjoy watching the turtles whiz past.” -------S--------- Miss Nelson—Spell needle, Lillian. Lillian—N e i d 1 e—needle. “Wrong, there is no eye in needle.” “It isn’t a good needle then. -------s-------- If there should be another flood, for refuge, hither fly, For though all the world should be submerged, this book would still be dry. -------S-------- Breathes there a boy with soul so dead, that never to himeslf hath said, When he begins his morning flight, “I hope the school burned down last night.” -------S-------- Farmer—Have all the cows been milked? Dairy Maid—All but the American one. Farmer—Which one do you call the American one? Dairy Maid—The one that’s gone dry. —S----- Miss Miles (in Botany)—Irvin, go to the board and draw a cross section cf your bean. Willard—Th t ougut to be an easy matter, just make a hollow sphere, Irvin. -------S-------- Ivan T—Homer, do you know how far it is from one of your ears to the other. Homer R.—Nope, I never knew. Ivan—Just one block, of course. —S— Grace—George said that I am iust like a lemon. Eric—He’s right, you’re good squeezing.

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STEAMBOAT SPRINGS HIGH SCHOOL ’23 Hunting With a Kodak Look me over. kid. Farewell, cruel world. “Bones.” Can you feature this? Taking His Last Stand Will there be any left when I get there? He sees a Co-ed Oliver Learning the Latest Step Counting the Stars Who’da Thunk It! Can you see any re- semblance?)

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STEAMBOAT SPRINGS HIGH SCHOOL 23 FRESHMAN CLASS First Row (left to right)—Inez Larson, Ethel Fleming, Alice Cross, Evelyn Welch, Evelyn Irwin, Bernice Fisher. Second Row (left to right)—Nellie Gray, Nellie Fahrion, Mildred Auter, Edith Strong, Stella May Clark, Gladys Whitney, Julia Stanko. Third Row (left to right)—Johnnie Fitzgerald, Annie Smith, Ilah Scovill, Christina Werner, Norma Nay, Winnie Barber. Fourth Row (left to right)—Alfred Maggard, Richard Fleming, Waldo Yonker, Omar Gayman, Clarence Fleming, Wright Peabody, William Sampson. Fifth Row (left to right)—John Steele, Emil Crumly, Clarence Schaefermeyer, James Crawford, Conrad Merrill.