Steamboat Springs High School - Galleon / Sailors Log Yearbook (Steamboat Springs, CO)

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STEAMBOAT SPRINGS HIGH SCHOOL ’23 Hunting With a Kodak Look me over. kid. Farewell, cruel world. “Bones.” Can you feature this? Taking His Last Stand Will there be any left when I get there? He sees a Co-ed Oliver Learning the Latest Step Counting the Stars Who’da Thunk It! Can you see any re- semblance?)

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STEAMBOAT SPRINGS HIGH SCHOOL ’23 the Hayden games will certainly verify that state- ment. And with Reardon and Steele on the floor, we did not have to worry about openings that were not taken advantage of. The S. S. H. S. basket ball team showed its su- periority over the other teams of the Yampa Valley league during the Ski Carnival when they defeated Hayden by a score of 12 to 5 and Craig 17 to 11 on the local floor. By these two victories Steamboat clinched the valley championship. As a whole it was a poor exhibition of basketball which was partly due to the small floor upon which it was played. The first game was with Hayden, and Wesley Poulson acted as referee. It was fast and closely contested until the last half when Steam- boat steadily drew away from their opponents. La- jala played a constant game of guard while Rich- ard Holderness starred for Hayden. It was a very rough game, and as a result many fouls were call- ed. In the Steamboat-Craig game Steamboat as before showed good team work but failed to score. At the end of the third quarter it was anybody’s game, but in the last quarter Steamboat by sheer determination to win forged ahead of their oppon- ents and the game ended with Steamboat maintain- ing a comfortable lead. Laiala played his usual good game while Dalpez starred at the forward position. MR. SANDOVAL ENTERTAINS THE FOOTBALL TEAM Mr. Sandoval proved that his heart was in the right place when he gave a banquet for the football boys on the evening of Nov. 15th as a treat after their winning the Glenwood game. The tables were tastily decorated and the eats delicious. Each of the boys gave a short rousing toast, each trying to outdo the other. The boys all declare that they en- joyed it immensely and wonder when they will ever deserve another feast like that one. And with one accord the team all shouts, “Mr. Sandoval, here's to you.” -------S------- Epler—What are you going to run, the half- mile or mile? Hugh R.—I don’t know, I can tell you better at the end of the half-mile. --------S------ Bill W.—When does a man become four hand- ed? H. R. L.—When he doubles his fists. Mr. Epler (in Latin class)—I am going to pro- pose— Chorus of Girls—Hurrah! Hurrah! Mr. Epler (severely)—As I was saying, I am go- ing to propose that we take extra long lessons from now on. -------S------- Frosh—“What’s the difference between vision and sight?” Soph—“You can flatter a girl by calling her a vision, but never call her a sight.” Where’s My Mama? WHY, JOHN Skinny says to his wife the other night, “I sure miss that cuspidor.” “You always did miss it,” said Mrs. Skinny. “That’s why I threw it into the trash pile.” --------S------- NO HOPES Louis—They say people who live together grow to look alike. Aylene—Then you absolutely must consider my refusal final. --------S------- LOOK CLOSELY If she sighs, with half closed eyes, The while her hand you press, Don’t think she fell, you never can tell, It may be biliousness. --------S------- Vern T.—There should be a law against cheek to cheek dancing. Esther S.—I never thought you were particular. Vern T.—I'm not, but powder always gets my hay fever going. --------S------- “Irvin proposed to me last night.” She—“Did you accept?” Dorothy—“Of course I did. Any man who would propose now with the cost of living where it is, must love a girl a lot.”

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STEAMBOAT SPRINGS HIGH SCHOOL ’23 giving season, was very unique and proclaimed a decided success. Several of our members are on the football and basket ball teams, and helped to win the victories of which Steamboat is so justly proud. We cannot close without a word in appreciation of our sponsor. Miss Miles. And yet, after all, there is little to say, for no words can do justice to our love and admiration of her. She has been a friend to all of us, good, kind and true. Perhaps the poet was thinking of her when he wrote: “A perfect woman, nobly planned. To warn, to comfort, and command.” In the Good Old Winter Time EFFECTIVE APPEAL (The following was given in English I. class as an example of effective appeal. It expresses the sentiment of the entire class.—Editor-in-Chief.) O father of Mercy and Love Look down from thy throne above And pity our sad condition, We have to speak just once a week And write a composition. —M. L. Salesman (to Johnnie Fitzgerald)—I should like to see your mamma. Is she engaged? Johnnie—I’ll see. I think she is married.—Life. --------S--------- (In Expression)—Hark! Do steady steps go by? Oliver—I'll bet they’re pigeon-toed. FAIR ENOUGH A plumber and a painter were working in the same house. The painter arrived late and the plumber said to him “You’re late this morning.” “Yes,” said the painter, ‘T had to stop and have a hair cut.” ‘‘You didn’t do it on your employer’s time, did you?” asked the plumber. ‘‘Sure I did,” said the painter, ‘‘it grew on his time.” -------S-------- First Black Lady—Dat baby ob yours am de puffick image ob his daddy. Second Black Lady—He suah am. He’s a regu- lar carbon copy. A colored pastor announced to his congrega- tion the following subject, “Brethern and sisters, I’se gwine to preach a powerful sermon his mornin’. I'se gwine to define the undefinable. I’se gwine to explain the unexplainable, and I’se gwine to un- screw the inscrutable.” -------S-------- “Waiter,” said Mr. Epler after waiting fifteen minutes for his soup, “have you been to the zoo?” “No, sir.” “Well, you ought to go, you’d enjoy watching the turtles whiz past.” -------S--------- Miss Nelson—Spell needle, Lillian. Lillian—N e i d 1 e—needle. “Wrong, there is no eye in needle.” “It isn’t a good needle then. -------s-------- If there should be another flood, for refuge, hither fly, For though all the world should be submerged, this book would still be dry. -------S-------- Breathes there a boy with soul so dead, that never to himeslf hath said, When he begins his morning flight, “I hope the school burned down last night.” -------S-------- Farmer—Have all the cows been milked? Dairy Maid—All but the American one. Farmer—Which one do you call the American one? Dairy Maid—The one that’s gone dry. —S----- Miss Miles (in Botany)—Irvin, go to the board and draw a cross section cf your bean. Willard—Th t ougut to be an easy matter, just make a hollow sphere, Irvin. -------S-------- Ivan T—Homer, do you know how far it is from one of your ears to the other. Homer R.—Nope, I never knew. Ivan—Just one block, of course. —S— Grace—George said that I am iust like a lemon. Eric—He’s right, you’re good squeezing.