Steamboat Springs High School - Galleon / Sailors Log Yearbook (Steamboat Springs, CO)

Text from Pages 1 - 44 of the 1914 volume:

Jftrst Annual Steamboat Springs; $igfj i djjool Class 1914 Contents! Faculty Annual Board Class of 1914 Organization Pictures History Prophecy Poem Sketch Class Class Play Class Night Commencement History of the Class of 1915 Identification Tables Can You Imagine? Ten Commandments Class of 1916 Poems by Seniors Class of 1917 Alumni Literary and Musical Athletics Senior Directory- Advertisements Calendar FACULTY Mr. JOHN I. COCHRAN, A. B„ University of Den- ver. English, History, Botany. Mr. M. F. MILLER, A. B., A. M., Northern Illinois College, History, Psychology, Physical Georgraphy. Miss ANNA M. SHEARER, A. B., University of Den- ver. Algebra. Latin, German. Miss FRANCES E. HOYT. A. B.. University of Den- ver, English, Geometry, Chemistry. ANNUAL BOARD Editor-in-Chief--------------------------Lorna Stukey Assistant Editor-in-Chief________________Marjorie Dins Literary Editor----------------------------------Audrey Light Society Editor------------------------------Helen Beck � Comic Editor-------------------------------------Harry Love Athletic Editor___________________________Van Gooding Calendar Editor--------------------------Mina Laramore Advertising Manager-----------------------------Russell Palmer Business Manager_________________________________Jessie Brooks CLASS ORGANIZATION Motto “With the ropes of the past we will ring the bells of the future” Class Yell “Loop the loop, Leap the gap, T4’s coming— Get off the map!” Emblem Silver Spruce Flower Red Carnation President Van Gooding Vice-President Helen Beck Secretary and Treasurer Russell Palmer Helen Beck “Silence is golden” (?) Jessie Brooks Jessie with her musical talent charms us with her song so bright Marion Burroughs Laugh and the world laughs with you” Marjorie Dins I never trouble lessons until les- sons trouble me” Van Gooding “His eyes are homes of silent prayer” (?) Bertha Jones 'A blush is the color of virtue Mina Laramore “A gentle, modest lass, you’d hardly know she’s in the class” pii n j Audrey Light “Light leads and Love follows” r t- flH Harry Love “The Lord taketli no delight in the legs of a man” Anna Merrill “Ever gentle, good and true—a friend to me, a friend to you” Russell Palmer “A thorn between two roses” Lorna Stukey “She loves her work and she loves her play, she is happy and good the livelong day” J isstorp of tfje Class� of 1914 Freshman Year—1910-’ll Tune: “Tenting Tonight We are singing today of our Freshman year, Days that have long since fled; Of days of fun and many pranks, And of each dear co-ed. CHORUS: Many arc the brains so worried each day Wishing for the year to cease, Many times the “Prof,” weary of our play, Wished for a reign of peace. Thinking today, planning today— Planning for our Senior year. We’ve been thinking today of our old classmates, Thinking of the first twenty-four, Of the teachers true, that helped us along, And how their minds would soar. We had lots of fun in our Freshman year, Many were the parties gay, The grand class scrap that gave us black eyes, And the pennant we lost one day. We were all Nomads in our Freshman year, Traveling here and there. Our school house burned, to the church we went, And then to that “shacky” affair. We made goals of fame in that grand first year, Fighting for the good old High, Our football games, our mighty contest, That made poor Hayden sigh. Sophomore History Tune: “School Days” Something to do as Sophomores Something to do each day, We took a trip. From the “shack” we did slip, And came to this “High” one day. The Juniors came up to our party And stood outside the door. Got “eats,” they thought, It all came to naught, And they were a bunch so sore. And then the party at Love’s, friends— Recall that good time now? And how we did play That table crocjuet! And the feed we bad, Oh, wow! Remember the old Church hill, friends, All covered with snow and ice, And how our Professor Childress A good time willed us, And we heeded his kindly advice? CIIORUS: Sophomores, Sophomores, We were jolly Sophomores, Eating and whispering and telling jokes, For we were barred from writing notes. We were a happy seventeen— Gee! but the Seniors thought we were green We let them know That we weren’t slow, When we were Sophomores. Junior History Tune: “In My Harem” In our High School, our High School, There’s Anna, Jessie, Mina, And there never was a minute That Vannie wasn’t in it; Fun in English, jokes in history, Gum in Latin II. Was there ever anything we didn’t try to do? In our High School, our High School, There’s Harry, Russell. Bertha, And the things we would do Would make you wish that you Were with the Juniors in 1912. Oh, you picnic, you picnic, There was Audrey, Marjorie, Helen, And there never was a minute That Lorna wasn’t in it. “Eats” for breakfast, “eats” for dinner, “Eats” for supper time; All the “eats” the Freshies had It cost them just one dime! April Fool’s day, April Fool’s day, There were ladders, song books, stories, And the things we’d do Would make you wish that you Were with our Juniors in High School, too. Senior History Tune: “Auld Lang Syne” The fourth year of our gallant class Shows us to be real stars With all our fine accomplishments Will sometime soar to Mars. Now, there is Van, our great end-man. Who makes the whole world smile By screwing up his kindly face And seeming free from guile. There’s no one in the class can blush Like our sweet Bertha Jones When some one calls her “Berthy, dear,” In soft, sweet, coaxing tones. Yes, Harry Love is always there On football field or track And when it comes to basket ball He shows what they all lack. When Russell plays the violin He always makes a hit And Marjorie smiles and says to him: “I always knew you’re it.” And Jessie sure can pound the keys And make us laugh or cry. For she can play the rag-time hits And the “Sweet Bye and Bye.” Oh. Helen Beck can dance and sing. And Lorna’s always good, So “Chubby” points to her and says She acts as Seniors should. And Mina, whose bright, curly locks Which all the youths adore Will love and cherish and protect From scissors evermore. The brightness of our Senior class Is reflected back on us By Audrey Light, sweet Audrey Light. Delightful little miss. Another fair and charming maid We’ll praise up to the skies. Shy, sweet and pious Anna Merrill, With soft, brown, lustrous eyes. And now. in saying our farewell. We’ll kindly rack our brain And leave some valuable advice To save our schoolmates pain. Our first advice to Juniors is About our letter S— In last September, you’ll remember. Our supper, well. I guess! It was “hot dogs” and pickles too, Buns, coffee, and some cake. The Freshies liked it all so well They wanted more beefsteak. So, next year, heed not Freshmen wails— It surely does not pay— And put up sign boards all around: “Small Freshmen stay away.” But if you cannot keep them off Just get some Hupmobiles, Go to Elk River as we did, Away from infant squeals. That joy ride we can tell to you Was certainly some trip. The rest of school looked like a fool When we gave them the slip. Now, Sophomores, we hate to try To tell you anything; You think you’re good, perhaps you should. But some day you’ll go “bing !” And when you want to entertain Just ask the Junior’s how For they will tell you what they did When they gave the Junior Prom. Now last, but surely not the least, Our Annual you must see If educated or refined Or learned you would be. Caught “That’s a nice-looking fellow who’s just come.” said the young man who was dining with his best girl; “Is he a friend of yours?” “Yes. indeed. T know him well,” laughed the maiden. “Shall 1 ask him to join us?” “Oh. George!” said the girl, blushing; “this is so Sudden.” “Sudden? What do you mean?” he asked in surprise. “Why—why, that’s our young minister.” Class $ropf)eq On a warm evening early in spring of the year 1944 an old gentleman sat reminiscing on the past. He won- dered why, at this time of the year, his thoughts always turned to a by-gone date. What had happened in the past that had made this time of the year the best of all times in his mind? Somewhere back there in his younger days something had happened. What was it? Suddenly the old man’s dull eyes brightened and his form uncon- sciously straightened, he remembered. It was the grad- uation of a class of twelve. That had been thirty years before. lie saw each mem- ber, young and ambitious, ready to conquer the world. Then the old man’s memory traveled down the long vista of years with each member to the time of the present. There was Audrey Light. She was the smallest of that class, but how her mind had soared. To her had been accorded mighty fame. Audrey had become a world-renowned artist, the foremost of her day. Xext was Lorna Stukey, the honored one of that class. She had done enough in thirty years to deserve that honor. She had led and won the cause for her state of Colorado and dissolved the coal labor unions. Xow she worked at the head of the government of the state. Those coal labor union strikes had been terrible. So many men had lost their lives in them, while others had been terribly wounded and mangled. But through it all Mina Laramore. the great nurse—yes, of the class of 1014—had spent many hours untiring and unceasing in her beautiful work for the wounded. Many were the sufferers she had cheered. A smile came over the old man’s face as he remembered Helen Beck. She had been a joyous, determined girl, and what a courageous woman she now was. Her happy nature still showed as of old, when she. at the head of the Salvation Army, led in the triumphal hymns. Xothing was too hard for her. Then there was Jessie Brooks. Who would ever have thought that she would become a composer? To have seen her in her youth one never would have believed that she would ever present to the world, anything like the operas she now did. And the world had received her with great enthusiasm. And there was Bertha Jones. . She had become a chorus girl. How the people shouted when she appeared on the stage. Her wonderful voice always took posses- sion of every soul that heard her. Many were the hearts that were gladdened by her many songs. The old man's face grew very earnest as he thought of Van Gooding. He had certainly been a surprise. Who would ever have thought in the old days that Van would become a minister? His ministry had marked a new era of thought. This wonderful ministry had brought about this change after many years of deep and conscientious study. Then the Sentinel of that class—Harry Love! How thirty years had changed him! The once studious, silent boy was now a courtly, talkative dancing master. His grace was unequaled and people came fro111 far an(' neal to be taught the “Gravy Ladle Ten-Step. The old man's face grew mirthful and he chuckled softly to himself as he thought of Marjorie Dins. Time had transformed her from the laughing girl to a severe spinster-like maiden. She hated men and mice alike, and with glowering countenance and thoughts aloof she whiled the days and years away. And Marion Burroughs! What a talker she had been when a girl; but how suddenly and without warning she had taken up the lonely, lonely life of a nun. Now in silent meditation she walked the convent halls. What convent was it? Oh, yes, he remembered, it was the one that the Countess La Von had built. 1 he Countess La Von, no other than the once sweet, lovely girl, Anna Merrill, and who. now reigned a queen among court ladies. Last, and most famous of that class, Russell I almei, the great physician. People everywhere called him then deliverer, for he had obtained a sure cure for tuberculosis. Yes, it had been a great class, each member a con- querer in himself. The days were never too long for any of them. Neither time nor work hung heavily upon their hands. The old man sighed happily, it was a pleasant memory. JESSIE BROOKS. Composition on Men Men are what women marry. They never go to church, perhaps if they wore bonnets they would. Men are log- ical, also zoological. Men and women sprang from monkeys; but the woman sprang farther than the man. A hungry man and a slighted woman know no bounds. Class Poem Into the mists of the future Our class of “Fourteen” goes. What Fate may have in store for us God in His wisdom knows. For some there'll be wreaths of laurel, For some the crosses of thorn, But after the night comes the beautiful light The bright and glorious morn! Our feet have now come to the crossways. Will each of us take the right road? For often a chance may make us or break us. Life drives with a merciless goad. For some the path will be narrow And steep and hard to climb; But at the rainbow’s end is the pot of gold, And the fruits of toil are sublime. Some times in the days that are coming Our paths may meet once again; It may be in gladness and sunshine— It may be in sadness and rain. Through all we have stood by each other. Through sickness and sorrow and joy. For the gold in us all is not dross Though it may be mixed with alloy. We have been very happy together. But it cannot be so always; For now we are leaving behind us Our merry, care-free school days! Farewell to our school and our teachers. We’ve done our best, as you’ve seen. That you may remember us kindly Is the wish of the class of “Fourteen.” MARION BURROUGHS. Class Wi i Last will and testament of the Senior class of 1914: In the name of God, amen. We the Senior class of 1914 of Steamboat Springs High School, County of Routt, State of Colorado, being of sound and disposing mind and memory, although weak in flesh, in reality about to depart, hereby revoking all other and former wills by us at any time made, do dispose of our prop- erty as follows: First—After all our just debts are paid and discharged, we give to the class of 1915, the present Junior class, the privilege to put up their class flag and also entrust to them our dignity. To the class of 1916 we do make this bequest: The right to have picnic dinners and other class affairs with- out any interference from their superiors. To the class of 1917, having cleanly observed the deficit, we give from our large stock of knowledge, an amount of common sense, said amount not to be larger than brain capacity of said class. As to personal property and respective persons, we bequeath as follows: Firstly—The president of our class, the Hon. C. C. V. Ggoding, after due consideration of the advisability of keeping the article for future use unexpurgatory, gener- ously gives his much-used, vet perfectly good set of facial expressions, to Clio Domer. It is hoped that this princeh’- gift will be appreciated by class teachers as well as by the beneficiary himself. Secondly—Harry Love gives his one and only pair of football trousers to Maurice Leckenby. Mr. Leck- enby will honor his departed schoolmate by wearing this gift to the commencement exercises. Thirdly—Russell Palmer, believing that he will have no further use for the article, leaves his charming nick- name, “Beans,” to Vera Wall. Fourthly—Helen Beck, the embodiment of our class decorum, gives an object of untold value and usefulness, her dignity, to Ruth Officer. Fifthly—Marjorie Dins perhaps makes the greatest sacrifice of all. She gives her happy, carefree disposition to Elmer Schulz. Sixthly—Bertha Jones gives her dearest possession, which she has used a great deal during her lifetime; to Byron Burgman she bequeaths her beautiful blushes; she hopes they will prove as useful to him as they have to her. Seventhly—Jessie Brooks bequeaths her rare talent of story writing to Maude Dixon, hoping it will well ben- efit her English grade. Eighthly—To Loudon Dickson, Mina Laramore wills her sweet and winning smiles. She hopes that they may chase the terrible frowns from his face. Ninthly—Lorna Stukey, who has always set a good example for her classmates, wills her good behavior to Frank Morning. She advises Frank to use this bequest freely and not make as many trips to the office. Tenthly—To the Freshman class, Audrey Light be- queaths her brilliancy. She promises it will shed light upon their way through High School. Eleventhly—Anna Merrill bequeaths to the Junior girls her undisputed right to whispering. She hopes while availing themselves of their privilege they will not suffer the penalty of staying till after 5 o’clock. Twelfthly—Marion Burroughs wills her flirty eyes and coquettish ways to Viola Auter. We hereby make and appoint our High School instruc- tors, Anna M. Shearer, spinster, Frances E. Hoyt, spins- ter. and M. F. Miller, married, to be executors of this, our last will and testament, hereby revoking all former and other wills by us made. In Witness Whereof we have hereunto set our hands this 29th day of April in the year of our Lord one thou- sand nine hundred and fourteen. CLASS OF 1911. • We, the undersigned witnesses, do hereby state that the above and foregoing will was subscribed by the said Class of 1914, testator, in the presence of each of us, that at the time of subscribing said will said Class of 1914. testator, did declare the said will to be their last will and testament, and each of us. at the request of said testator, and in the presence of the said testator and in the pres- ence of each other, do sign the said will as witnesses thereto. ANNA M. SHEARER. FRANCES E. HOYT. Class Night, May 15, 1914 Vocal Duet with Violin Obligato------------------ _______Marjorie Dins, Anna Merrill. Russell Palmer Class Poem___________________________Marion Burroughs Class History-------------------------------The Class Piano Solo—1____________________________Jessie Brooks Class Prophecy__________________________Jessie Brooks Presentation of the Annual--------------Van Gooding Class Will______________________________Anna Merrill Selection____________________________Senior Quartette Poems by Seniors There was a young man named Light Who was wont to wander at night. How his heart palpitated When his brain estimated How far it was to that height. On that height is a house called “Chinook,” In the valley below runs a brook, “I’ll cross it,” said Light. “It’s frozen up tight. And there will receive a sweet look.” So, forth went the fellow named Light And ran as if running from fright. But the water wasn’t frozen As we’re just supposin’ And in it he fell out of sight. Here I sit in the office alone. All cares and troubles seem to have flown. It is all on account of a measly note That Billy “ought not to have wrote Then Miss Hoyt for the note did crv. But I was stubborn and made no reply— As result the epistle remained unread, And Helen to the office sped— And here I sit so contented, you see. Waiting my fate, whate’er it may “B.” Lives of great men all remind us If we’d make our lives sublime Fame and fortune will not find 11s Playing checkers half the time. Junior Class junior Class pistor? We have almost finished our third and most successful year in the Steamboat High School. Therefore, let us make a short review of the time that we have so profit- bout three years ago our class of 1915 entered this high school as Freshmen. There were twelve of us, full of Freshmen interest and prunes—and ready to try any- thing; but, during the year, our class was diminished by seven members. , The next year we received two new classmates and could truthfully answer, “Master, we are seven.” Five of the seven were boys. . That year we began to take more interest in school activities and proved our power in class “scraps.” Our Junior year has been the best of all; we have done more to make the High School athletics successful. The Junior boys helped to make it possible for Steamboat to have a winning team in basket ball. If our school wins the track meet this year (as we hope to do) we will have reason to feel that our success will be partly due to the athletic abilities of the Juniors. Our school work has been successful throughout the entire year. As a class we wish to thank the Faculty for the interest and kindness which has made our three vears of school work interesting as well as beneficial. ' Although the class is small in numbers, yet we feel sure that at the end of the year, we will be able to look back upon our four years in the Steamboat High School and realize that they have been entirely successful. Last of all. we hope that the future members of the school will cherish the memory of the class of 1915. A Sketch Audrey—Why, hello, girls, what did you do Thanks- giving? Bertha—Oh, hello, Audrey, it seems a century since I’ve seen you. Audrey—Here comes Marion. Marion B.—Hello, girls, have you heard about Mr. Cochran leaving us? Girls—Yes; isn’t it a shame. .. . .. Marion—Well, I should say so! Don t you think the Seniors ought to give him a present? Bertha—Yes; but what shall we get? The only thing I can think of is a pair of suspenders or a baby carriage. Marion—Why not some military brushes? Audrey—(with scorn)—Military brushes! Pooh ! He wouldn’t use them for fear of pulling out the rest of his hair. Marion—Isn’t he a dear? Bertha—Yes; but that isn’t deciding on getting him a present. . , . ,. , Marion—Oh, I wasn’t talking about him; didn t you see Frank just pass? Girls—Oh, there goes the gong, we 11 have to hurry. Few people are half as well satisfied with their sur- roundings as they are with themselves. JUNIOR IDENTIFICATION TABLE Name Alias At First Sight Pet Phrase Favorite Pastime Looks Like Ocy Nelson “Oc” A knocker” “Oh, shucks” Pinching Loudon Carrie Nation Frank Morning “Sept” Prince in disguise “Not necessarily’' Bluffing faculty His dad William Bashor “Dimples” Heart breaker “Damit” Smoking A dream James Noyce “Jamie” Very wise “Gee Whiz!” Studying chemistry A man Marion Van Deusen “Cap” A deer “Votes fer wimmin” Playing basket ball Mrs. Pankhurst Loudon Dickson “Dick” Innocent “Ich ge bibble” Arguing A pin head Byron Burgman “Burgy” A great student “The old woman” Idleness Cupid himself Clio Domer “Cleopatra” A harmless infant “Sit still, Frank” Writing essays on Tardiness Some one brainy (?) Sophomore Class • a r m Class of 1916 President___________________________Eloise Zollinger Vice-President______________________Eloise Williams Secretary and Treasurer. 1----------------Vera Wall Class Colors—Lavender and Qold. Class Flower—Violet. Class Motto—Knowledge Is Power. Class Yell— Hayseed, farmer, pumpkin, squash. Sophomores, Sophomores; yes. by Gosh!” As Freshmen we entered the Steamboat Springs High School in the year 1912 to start a four-years’ career and with every intention of overcoming all obstacles in our way. In athletics we were ready to go forward to do our best for the dear old “Crimson and White.” Several of the members were on hand for football and basketball. In track, there were no entries from our class. The next year started with nineteen members, several having dropped out and new ones added to the list. This year we all feel the added knowledge and the glory of being a Sophomore, and instead of being the laughing stock of the High School we had. in our turn, many a good joke at the expense of the Freshmen. This year again our class was well represented in athletics, several members being out for basket ball, base ball and track. In a social line we have been ready for anything. We were not afraid of being tied to a telephone pole, or any little inconveniences such as that. In fact, we were only too glad to get revenge on the class that seemed to be so closely pursuing us. We have worked with a vim and struck hard blows at Caesar, geometry and other studies which appear quite catchy.” With each member looking forward to the glories of commencement and the “sheepskin.” the class will probably continue with added fervor in the manner in which they have so grandlv commenced. BYRON I- GROESBECK. Ten Commandments 1. Thou shalt not touch the football with thy hands. 2. Thou shalt not tear paper into bits. 3. Thou shalt not talk in the hall. 4. Thou shalt not get a credit in music unless thou singest. 5. Thou shalt not speak without permission. (5. Thou shalt not giggle only to thyself. 7. Thou shalt not break up parties of upper or lower classmen. 8. Thou shalt not leave the room without putting thy name on the board. 9. Thou shalt not lie down on thy desk. 10. Thou shalt not believe in anything opposite to Mr. Miller’s ideas. Rich men may boast that they do not know how much they are worth, but few men know how little they are worth. Freshman Class Class: President--------------------------- James Guthrie Vice President________________________-Mary Harris Secretary____________________________________Marion Leckenbv Treasurer___________________________________Maurice Leckenbv Class Colors—Orange and Black. Class Flower—Brown-eyed Susan. We entered school in September with a class of twenty very energetic pupils. We had a hard time in Latin and algebra, but we also had a great deal of pleasure with our toils. We went on a botany expedition and col- lected specimens of leaves and roots with which to dec- orate our class room. We also had a picnic, on which we had a good time and learned what good cooks we had in our class. But not only are the girls good cooks, they are also good fighters, as one of the Junior boys can testify. We can boast that on the average we have one of the youngest High School classes in the state. We also have some very promising athletes in our ranks. In October the Freshman basket ball team defeated the Sophomores by a score of 12 to 5. St. Patrick’s day the Freshmen shone in all the glory of the “green.” We also had our fun on the first of April, but it wasn’t the kind the teachers enjoy. We have been teased and made fun of, and .almost worked to death, but in spite of all this we have found that silver lining that we are told is behind every cloud. MAURICE W. LECKENBY. Can You Imagine of 1917 Clio shaving? Frank in a dress suit? Will Gatley as a musician? Genevieve Traver dancing a jig? Burton Allin proposing to Letha? Margaret Love as a ballet dancer? The Freshies having class meeting? Loudon loving anyone besides Nan? Clio ragging with Marion Van Deusen? Miss Shearer spitting out the window? Where Jessie found her chemistry book? Maurice and Maude out horseback riding? Marion Burroughs sitting still five minutes? Nancy Van Deusen running a 100-yard dash? Bertha and Van “Down by the Old Mill Stream?” Helen living without “Beazlc Katze” (it is her only cat) ? Bill B. paying attention to one girl more than five min- utes? Harry Love saying “I don’t know.” in the German class? Miss Hoyt climbing a telephone pole in her crepe dress ? Miss Shearer saying: “I went to the show last night with Clarence?” Silence is the understanding of fools and one of the virtues of the wise. lite The Steamboat High School Literary Society was organized in January, 1913, by Professor John I. Cochran __first, for the purpose of training the pupils to appear before the public; and, second, as a means of entertain- ment. The officers elected were Margaret Bomier, pres- ident ; Hazel Light, vice-president; Loudon Dickson, secretary and treasurer, and Van Gooding, sergeant-at- arms. A critic was appointed by the president at the beginning of each meeting, which were held in the after- noon of the last Friday of each school month. The pro- o-rams were verv interesting, consisting of music, both vocal and instrumental, readings, and original stones, and were well attended by the patrons of the school. At the beginning of the new term the officers elected were Audrey Light, president; Marion Van Deusen. vice- president, and Van Gooding, secretary and treasurer. Some of the instructive parts of the programs were the trial scene from “The Merchant of Venice,” presented by the Freshman class, and a mock trial in which Harry Love, a Senior, was found innocent of the charges made against him of having maliciously and with malice afore- thought destroyed the aluminum sink belonging to the physics table. After the first of the year the programs were discon- tinued for the remainder of the year because of the im- portance of the school work, but it is hoped that the society may be reorganized in the fall since it proved verv helpful. Previous to this time we did not have an organization rarp in the High School, but the several contests with other towns and classes in our own school. In 1911 the ques- tion for debate with Hayden was : Resolved. 1 hat three fourths of a jury should be sufficient to render a verdict in all criminal cases.” Hayden took the negative. Steam- boat the affirmative, and through the efforts of Dorothy Smith, Lambert Gooding and Van Gooding, won the debate. The same evening in the declamatory contest Margaret Bomier read “The Raven.” The next year the question for debate with Craig was: “Resolved, That the recall of judges is proper.” Steam- boat took the affirmative and Craig the negative. How- ever. the day before the debate the Craig trio lost their nerve and it had to be given up. The same year the question, “Resolved, That woman suffrage is right,” vvas debated in the school. On the affirmative were Marion Burroughs and Anna Bacon, on the negative were Van Gooding and Gerald McClelland. The affirmative won. A big Swede stalked into the postoffice one day and stooping down to look into the general delivery window, said : “You tank der bane any mail here for me?” “What is your name?” asked Mr. Monson. “Wal.” replied the Swede. “Ay tank m’ name bane on da letter.” “It lpoks like rain.” said the Senior. •“Aha!” said the cute little Freshman; “Now I’ve got you; what looks like rain?” “Water does, child.” the Senior replied. 0C In the year of 1910 as Freshmen the social events were few and far between. However, the one function of the year was a party at Love’s. The evening was spent mostly as a musical entertainment. Refreshments were served and the “little ones” departed for home at an early hour, all voting Harry a delightful host. The following year was more eventful. As Sopho- mores we started the year off with a rousing party given by Jessie Brooks at the home of Mrs. Gumprecht. Juniors and Freshmen had a great desire to devastate the kitchen larder with good things to eat. Then, spurred on by hun- ger. succeeded by cunning strategy, iti getting a few “eats,” mostly cocoa and milk. We were again entertained at Love’s. Games of all sorts were played. The fun was not interrupted by the Freshmen and Juniors, as the hose was ready for imme- diate use. The Seniors next entertained us at the home of Grace Remington. Mesmerizing was the interesting feature of the evening. Van charmed us by singing a delightful solo entitled. “The Morning Glory.” In the third year one of our members, Trevinia Clark, moved to Denver. On the evening before her departure Marjorie Dins entertained the class in her honor at a taffy pull. Hallowe’en night soon came and with it many masked figures. An immense skeleton led the guests up a ladder to the second story window of the school house, where they were received by two ghosts. Weird noises, min- tctp gled with the screeches of the frightened guests were heard throughout the building. The gypsy offered each one a plate ladened with eats.” After unmasking the guests grew accustomed to the unusual scenes and it was a late hour before they departed. On March 27 the Juniors gave a sumptuous banquet in honor of the class of T3 at the Cabin hotel. Toasts and jokes had their usual part during the feast. At a later hour more guests assembled and the rest of the evening was spent in dancing. The Juniors love eats” as well as ant' one so, as our friends, the Freshmen, were having a picnic with the teachers, we invited ourselves and very politely took a portion of their refreshments. When they discovered us sitting across the street calmly eating their food they became enraged and going to the pool hall each bought himself a 5-cent sandwich. The Juniors finished the day with a sunset supper on the Sulphur cave. Last but not least of that happy year we were enter- tained at a lawn party at the Bath house by the class of T3. Although it rained and Van ruined a pair of trousers we all enjoyed ourselves immensely. Our fourth year began with an auto ride to Hayden bridge, where we had a true camp supper. The Senior sunset supper was held at the school house on account of rain. On March 27 the Seniors were royally entertained by the class of T5 at a banquet given at the Cabin hotel. The president of the Junior class, Ocy Nelson, made an excel- lent hostess and Loudon Dickson was a very elegant toastmaster. After the banquet one hundred and fifty guests danced to their hearts’ content. One evening during the play practice we had a chafing dish party in the basement. As we were about to pre- pare the lobster Newberg the door came crashing in and also a number of Juniors, Sophomores and Freshmen. After a long argument they, being unable to find our refreshments, departed, taking with them Anna Merrill. After many trials and tribulations she succeeded in get- ting back and the party continued. The night before Marion Burroughs was to leave for Savery, Wyo., Van Gooding entertained the class at a 5-o’clock dinner in her honor. A most enjoyable evening was spent playing cards and singing. On the 18th of April the members of the cast in “Anne of Old Salem” gave Anna Merrill the surprise of her life by going up to spend the evening with her. The chief event was the triple wedding performed by Rev. Cotton Mather. Old Father Hubbard Went to the cupboard To quench his awful thirst; When he got there The cupboard was bare— His wife had been there first! History Question Jokes If Mississ-ippi wore Missouri’s New Jersey what would Dela-ware? Answer: Al-ask-a fer.) “There is room at the top,” the Senior said, as he placed his hand on the Freshman’s head. CLASS PLAY “Anne of Old Salem” A Drama in Three Acts by Clara Burbank Bachelder. Presented by the Steamboat Springs High School, Class of 1914, at the Albany Theater, Friday Evening, April 17, 1914. Cast of Characters Rev. Cotton Mather____________________Loudon Dickson T5 Captain Hardman_________________________Harry Love T4 Roger Hardman, his son_______________Russell Palmer ’14 Nathan Ellenwell. brother of Anne____Frank Morning ’15 Ezekiel Brown, “Happy with either, were t’other poor damsel away”----------------Van Gooding ’34 Mistress Hardman_____________________Jessie Brooks ’14 Goodwife Ellenwell. mother of Anne___Lorna Stukey ’14 Anne Ellenwell_______________________Marjorie Dins T4 Phyllis, an English visitor at Captain Hardman’s ____________________________________Helen Beck T4 Ruth, of the despised Quaker faith___Bertha Jones ’14 Piety and Truth, “Two souls with but a single thought”________Anna Merrill, ’14 Audrey Light ’14 Peace Atkins_____________________fMina Laramore ’14 F-ierce lessons. L-ate hours. U-enexpected company. N-ot prepared. K-nocked out. A poor man is always saying he would like to be rich because of the great amount of good he could do with the money. SENIOR DIRECTORY Name Nick-Name Pet Saying Occupation Where Found Marjorie Dins “Dinsy” “Ctttitious” Reading novels At “Beck’s” Jessie Brooks “Jess” “Hope I don’t feel bad” Writing stories Looking for A captain Bertha Jones “Berthy, Dear” “Gee” Getting 100 in Deportment At the Stone house Helen Beck “Becky” “My dear!” Flirting At Dins’ Anna Merrill “Ann” “Oh, the Dickens!” Taking notice At end of “Hell- Fire” avenue Mina Laramore “Minnow” “Ye gods!” Curling her hair Always on the street (?) Audrey Light “Udray” “Oh, I don’t know” Dreaming of Sacred Heart In the “Light- house” Lorna Stukey “Lorney” - “For Heaven’s sake!” Gazing at Van In the corner SENIOR DIRECTORY—CONTINUED Name Nick-Name Pet Saying Occupation Where Found Marion Burroughs “Chub” “Oh. Heck!” Writing notes to Frank Everywhere Harry Love “Rip” “Oh, Lord!” Talking about worms With Van Van Gooding “Opie” “That’s putrid” Making other folks giggle At the P. O. Russell Palmer “Beans” “Dues?” Bothering “Jess” At the store J. I. Cochran “John Ichabod” “If you can’t be good, get out Giving orders In office (?) M. F. Miller “Mehitable” “Be careful about your position” Giving lectures Any place where not expected Miss Shearer “Anna” “Oh, Schnickelfritz’ Blushing In the kitchen at the “Chinook” Miss Hoyt “Frances” I “Oh, all right Gazing at Milner’s At the “Chinook” mi The Athletics in the Steamboat Springs High School during the last three years have been very succesful. The first meet of the Routt County Association was held in Steamboat Springs in the spring of 1912. Hayden and Yampa and Steamboat were the participants. This proved to be a very interesting meet, because it was the first one held in Steamboat and the first one in which our school had the honor of holding the County Loving Cup. In this meet Lou Burgman of Steamboat won most points, Van Gooding second and Guy Burgman third. In the fall of 1912 our hopes for a football team were not very encouraging, but we decided to try it, under the efficient coaching of Addison Gooding a fast and well- trained team was prepared for battle. Only one game was played, this being with Yampa High School. A score of 59 to 0 was “piled up” against Yampa. Yampa had a team that outweighed us fifteen pounds to a man; but the excess weight was easily overcome by the speed of our back field. During the following winter basket ball was the main feature of our athletics. The team came through the season with a clear record, defeating Yampa and Hayden, each twice. The team was made up of Guy Burgman. captain, left forward; Byron Burgman. right forward; Harry Love, center; Walter Merrill, right guard; Van Gooding, left guard ; Walter Carver, coach. In the track meet of 1913 the contest resulted in the same tale—a complete victory for Steamboat. Hayden dropped out of the county association that spring, leaving Steamboat and Yampa to fight for honors. ctics 100-yard clash: 1, Van Gooding, Steamboat; 2, W. 1 loffman, Y.; 3, G. Burgman, S. 220-yard hurdle: 1, Guy Burgman, S.; 2, D. Hoffman, Y.; 3, E. Chapman, Y. 220-yard dash: 1, V. Gooding, S.; 2, G. Burgman, S.; 3, E. Chapman, Y. Pole Vault: 1, G. Burgman, S., 10 feet; 2, B. Burg- man, S., 8.0 feet; 3, D. Hoffman, Y., 8.3 feet. 12-pound shot: 1, G. Burgman, S., 34 feet, 9] 2 inches; 2, D. Hoffman, Y., 34 feet, 1 l 2 inches; 3, E. Chapman, Y., 34 feet, l 2 inch. Broad Jump: 1, V. Gooding, S.. 18 feet 2 inches; 2, W. Hoffman, Y., 17 feet, 5 inches; 3, 1). Hoffman, Y.. 17 feet, 4y2 inches. 440-yard dash : 1, V. Gooding. S.; 2, G. Burgman, S.; 3, B. Burgman, S. 12-pound hammer: 1, E. Chapman, Y., 88 feet, 1 inch; 2, W. Brown. Yampa, 84 feet. 4 inches; 3, G. Burgman, S., 84 feet, 3 inches. High Jump: 1, H. Love, S., 5 feet, 2 inches; 2, E. Chapman, Y., 5 feet. 1 inch; 3, R. Sibbald, Y., 4 feet 11 inches. Discus: 1, G. Burgman. S., 88 feet. 5 inches; 2, W. Brown, Y., 77 feet, 8 inches; 3, J. Cole. Y., 76 feet. Rain interrupted the base ball game in the third in- ning, stopping what promised to be a very interesting game ; 3 to 0 in favor of Steamboat. Foot ball was again tried in the fall of 1913. but on account of lack of material had to be given up. Basket ball in winter brought out many fast players. Walter Carver again coached the team and proved him- self a master of the art. All games with High Schools were victories for us. We defeated Oak Creek twice and Hayden once. The players were Byron Burgman. left forward; William Bashor, right forward; Harry Love, center; Russell Palmer, right guard ; Frank Morn- ing and Byron Groesbeck, left guards. Byron Burgman proved to be the best forward in this part of the state. William Bashor was exceedingly clever in his passes and in handling the ball. Harry Love as center could not be equaled by a High School center in Colorado. The guards throughout the year were able to hold the opponents’ score low at all times. The girls organized a winning basket ball team with Marion Van Deusen as captain. Only two interscho- lastic games were played, both being with Oak Creek. As soon as the snow had melted this spring the track team was hard at wofk. many school records were broken and it seems probable that a victory will be ours in the coming meet, although Yampa thinks to the con- trary. Van Gooding was elected captain of the track team, and Byron Burgman the basket ball captain. He was siting in the parlor And he said unto the light. Either you or I, old fellow. Gets turned down tonight. There is more in perspiration than there is in luck. The less hair a woman has the longer it takes her to fix it. Cultivated heads are of more service to mankind than cultivated heels. Graduating Exercises May 23, 1914 Chorus__________________________________High School Girls Prayer________________________Rev. W. T. Gatley, D. D. Salutatory________________________Audrey Pearl Light Music_____________________________Senior Girls’ Quartette Address____________________________Professor W. B. Mooney School Visitor of the Colorado Teachers’ College Music____________________________________________Audience Valedictory_______________________________Lorna Stukey Violin Solo_____________________________Russell E. Palmer Presentation of Diplomas-------------------------- Music_______________________________________Senior Girls’ Quartette A woodpecker lit on a Freshman’s head And settled down to drill— lie bored away for half a day— And finally he broke his Bill. The professor says in his lecture: ‘‘Fools sometimes ask questions that wise men can’t answer.” Pupil: “That’s why we always flunk in our exam- inations.” Father: “Johnnie, T never knew until yesterday that your teacher gave you a licking last week.” Johnnie: “You didn’t? Why, I knew it all the time.” The average man’s arm is thirty inches long; the average woman’s waist is thirty inches around—how wonderful are thy works. O Nature! “Woman,” growled the villian, “the crime is on your head.” “Is it on straight?” anxiously demanded the villainess “£s t. ftatricfe’s; Bap in tfje itlorning” “Shure, scr, th’ top o’ th marnin t’ ye, ser, and hurrah twinty-siven minutes phast eight Oi happent tu be strol- for Ireland! An1 mebbe ye remimber lahst St. Patrick's lin’ down Lincoln avynew an' Gi ll swear by me loife ! hye ’twas a gr’ran(1 day and fer mesilf I seen tlr funniest sight thet iver made me rattle me ould (Ji hed th tonne uv me loife. That same marnin’ about slats wit’ hilarity. “It wuz thim High School gurruls and byes, an' shure they wuz drissed to cilibrate th’ occasion. They wore kitchen aprons, overalls, derbies and silk sashes (an’ slashes) an' they wuz packin’ umbyrullers an clay pipes, with a dog for a mascot. Poor Charlie Gray laughed so hard they had to give him parrygoric tu git him out uv a spasm. Here’s what a few o’ them looked loike: “Ye know thct sweet young colleen, Marion Bur- roughs? Wull, she wuz attired in a vermillion gown uv the style of 1192, with green ribbons all over ut, an’ one uv these floppy merry widdy lids thet wint out uv style wid one uv them cylinder buzz buggies. “An’ Helen Beck, who’s ez Dutch as a Lcipsic pretzel, wearin' a green apron an’ her hair done up in pig tails wid a bow o’ green ribbon on the end uv each wan. Her sox wuz green wid invy uv her dome canopy. “An. say, ye’d kilt yerself at Maggie Love. That lid, built like a slid’s pail an’ a bow of green ribbon under her chin. She wore an imrald skurrt an’ packed wan uv them parrysauls thet wouldn’t make shade fer a half- ground atom. “The gintlemen uv the party showed a tindency to der- bies an’ overalls, wid green sox. J. F. Patrick B. Morn- ing was attired in a frock coat made inconspectuous by a rainbow vest. “Van Gooding was sportin’ a decollette derby sur- rounded by an imrald ribbon. His coat wuz the rimnant uv a dress suit thet lied done duty in the war of 1812, but his shoit dyed shoutin’ for Erin. “But the most ludicrous wan in the whole gang wuz thet poor undersized, little Harry Love. Let’s begin at the bottom wid his shoes, which is tu weighty a.subject tu be discussed here. Above thim came his “Hurrah fer Ireland” sox. Immediately above thim wuz his jeans. White they wur, with little green stripes clown the sides like Brigadier General Green’s. Thim pants wuz only about two fut long and ivery toime thet six-fut-two midgit tuk a step they shifted about eighteen inches in latitude. They wuz hung on his stunted form wid a pair uv well ropes. His coat had been amputated from a driss suit built for somebody like Maurice Leckenby. Above an’ presiding over all this wuz a little sawed-off “Kelley,” from which flaunted a “Votes fer Wimmin” feather. “An’ thet was only six out uv fifty uv thim, an’ they wuz ivery wan uv thim wearin’ good old Erin’s own color. “Whin they had been photygrafted the mob of ’em started up th’ street singin’ “Hail. Hail, th’ Gang’s All Here!” Bein’ inquisitive 1 follered ’em an’ it wuz no wasted toime, belave me. After paradin’ twice around the school buildin’ they marched up tu the front door. Here they wuz welcomed by the reception com-mi-tee, consistin’ uv Professor Miller. After askin’ ’em tu re- move all removable decorasluins (which wuzn’t many) they proceeded on to the High School room where they met th’ teachers. These teachers looked pleased—like a hen in a blizzard—an’ gave each costume th’ “once over,” like a Mexican “lampin’ ” the Stars and Stripes. When they (the schoolma’ms) had requested in a 58- degrees-below-zero tone that silence shud reign supreme, the pupils began tu sing “Forsaken.” This wuz follered by “River Shannon,” “Killarney,” an’ other appropriate songs. Finally the teachers thawed out and joined in on the chorus. But jest then I departed. Sure, bye. thet wuz one gr-r-and day !” DENNIS HOGAN. Occasionally a patient swears by his doctor but more often at him. tEfje Steamboat Springs Alumni Organization. Previous to 189G no work above eighth grade was attempted. In 1896-97, under Mr. A. T. Bonder as principal, a ninth grade was organized. In 1897-98 the work was reorganized, and a ninth-year class was started for a full four-year course. This was under Mr. B. F. Niesz as principal. He remained with the class the full four years, having the honor to carry through the course the first graduating class in May, 1910. Following is a list of the names and addresses of The Alumni 1901 B. F. Neisz, Principal Mary Crawford, Denver, Colo. Marie Niesz (Mrs. W. S. Ketnmer.) Steamboat Springs, Colo. (antes Brobeck, Steamboat Springs, mercantile broker. 1902 E. H. Hamilton, Principal DeEtta Clark (Mrs. William Carver,) San Francisco, Cal. Kate Hangs (Mrs. Bergen,) Denver, Colo. Cora Hull. California, teacher. Eleanor Love (Mrs. Hampton,) Slater, Colo. James Hamilton, San Francisco, salesman. Ray Monson, Steamboat Springs, Colo., attorney. Clay Monson, Steamboat Springs, Colo., postmaster. 1903 E. H. Hamilton, Principal Laura Suttle (deceased.) James Adams, Yampa, Colo., cattleman. Carl Van Dorn, Oak Creek, Colo., postmaster. 1904 E. F. Wyatt, Principal No graduating class. 1905 E. F. Wyatt, Principal No graduating class. 1906 E. F. Wyatt, Principal Lulu Merrill, Steamboat Springs, Colo. Harry Wyatt, Nebraska, engineer. 1907 E. B. Whitcomb, Principal Effie Brooks, Hayden, Colo., teacher. Eva Brooks, Colorado Springs, Colo., attending Colo- rado College. Helen Gooding (Mrs. Earl Reader,) Dixon, Wyo. Elliot Inskeep (Mrs. James Adams,) Yampa, Colo. Bernice Merrill (Mrs. Alba Glassburn.) Craig, Colo. 1908 E. B. Whitcomb, Principal No graduating class. 1909 E. B. Whitcomb, Principal Emilie Bomier, Steamboat Springs, Colo., telephone office. Delila Clark (Mrs. Clay Shaw,) Steamboat Springs, Colo. Leona Stukey. Pueblo, Colo., teacher. George Banning, Salt Lake City, Utah. Julian King, Yampa, Colo., farmer. Glenn Smith, Steamboat Springs, Colo., farmer. 1910 E. B. Whitcomb, Principal Ethel Carpenter, Steamboat Springs, Colo. Addison Gooding, attending law school in Denver. 1911 J. W. Wiggs, Principal Minnie Bashor, Steamboat Springs, Colo., attending University of Colorado. Eva Howell, Steamboat Springs, Colo. Marie Light, Steamboat Springs, Colo. Howard Beck, Leadville, Colo., mine foreman. David Nelson, Steamboat Springs, Colo., attending University of Colorado. Hoyt Shaw, Fraser, Colo., locomotive fireman. 1912 J. M. Childress, Principal Ella Adams, F.lk River, Colo. Lorena Bartz, Steamboat Springs, Colo. Terrilia Clark. Yampa, Colo., teacher. Grace Leckenby. Greeley, Colo., attending Teachers’ College. Lillie Lewis. Steamboat Springs, Colo., teacher. Lou Burgman, Steamboat Springs, Colo., clerk Grace Remington, California, stenographer. 1913 John I. Cochran, Principal Velma Burgman, Steamboat Springs, Colo. Hazel Light, Steamboat Springs. Colo., teacher. Edith Milner, Steamboat Springs, Colo. Marjorie Moninger, Fort Collins, Colo., telephone office. Dorothy Smith, Steamboat Springs, Colo. Guy Burgman, Steamboat Springs. Colo. Walter Merrill, Steamboat Springs. Colo. CLAY MONSON. The meanest man is the one who forbids his wife to get a new winter hat. When our enthusiasm begins to ooze we make a mere detour around success. “Twentieth Century Wisdom” Egotism makes the lonely man. He who works for glory alone oft’ misses his mark. There arc few gasoline depots on the road to wealth. Girls seldom go to the kitchen when they want to kill time. Some people look quite intellectual until they begin to speak. People never credit a man’s virtues as long as he has a vice. Don’t polish the waiting bench with “hard luck” stories. Anyway, it is better to borrow trouble than it is to make it. Nothing rattles a contrary man more than to agree with him. Occasionally a detective forgets to disguise his breath with clove. A woman can’t see the good of having a secret if she can’t tell it. It is difficult for a man to mend ways so the patches won’t show. A beggar naturally has a pinched look if he is arrested for vagrancy. A whisky glass is a tumbler—so is the man who drinks too often from it. Unlike most workers the mosquito presents his bill before he does the job. A pessimist is a person who would rather crack a look- ing glass than a joke. A man seldom realizes that he is a fool until other people have known it for years. Some men find it as easy to climb a greased pole as to keep in the straight and narrow way. DIRECTORY Name Alias At First Sight Pet Phrase Favorite Occupation Looks Like Faculty “Fac” E. Z. Marks “Be careful of your lips” Keeping us as a re- minder Bag of prunes Seniors Honorable Senors and Senoritas President’s cabinet Let's take some eats” Giving parties Aristotle Juniors “ ’Uniors” Good sports Seniors are having a blow-out Copying Seniors Imps Sophomores “Softies” A pillow “Let’s put off the exams.” Watching capers of Juniors and Seniors Two-year-olds Freshmen “Kids” . Big babies “I’m so bashful” Studying “Current Events” An emerald Mr. See “Casey” Inventor Keep off the grass Locking school house door Jones THE MILNER BANK AND TRUST CO. Capital $50,000.00 STEAMBOAT SPRINGS, COLO. Established 1889 A Quarter of a Century of Successful Banking Stands As the History of this Institution. BANK WITH US. F. E. MILNER. President J. H. BURROUGHS, Vice President J. E. MILNER, Cashier JOSEPH K. BOZARD Attorney-at-Law Steamboat Springs V . B. M’CLELLAND Attorney-at-Law Steamboat Springs A. L. WESSELS Attorney-at-Law Steamboat Springs I. R. BERTRAM. D. D. S. Rooms 1 and 2 Stukey Building Steamboat Springs C. R. MONSOX Attorney-at-Law Steamboat Springs WILLETTS BLACKMER Physicians and Surgeons Steamboat Springs ALBERT A. MANN Attorney-at-Law Steamboat Springs A. M. GOODING Attorney-at-Law Steamboat Springs HERBERT B. 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We Also Take the Lead in Toilet Articles, Rubber Goods, Stationery, Confectionery. BIGGEST VARIETY OF CIGARS. PIPES AND TOBACCO By investing part of your earnings in an Equitable En- dowment policy, which combines with life insurance, the advantages of a savings bank deposit. You not only pro- tect your loved ones, but you lay something by for the fu- ture. Start now F. A. METCALF, Agent THE EQUITABLE LIFE ASSURANCE SOCIETY Real Estate, Investments and Farm Loans What “STERLING” Means to Silver The Reinhardt Green Drug Company Means to Steamboat Springs, Colorado M. M. REINHARDT New and Second-Hand Furniture Hay and Grain PHONE: MOUNTAIN 42 LINCOLN AVE. MERCHANTS CAFE The Old Reliable Eateng Place of the City. Family Sunday Dinners Our Specialty. Every- body Welcome. THE PROGRESSIVE A Money Saving Proposition Bread, Cakes and Pies Fresh Every Day We ask a comparison of our prices with those charg- ed by others, NOT barring mail order houses. 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HMgf) djool Calendar—1913=’14 September, 1913 2— Class of '14 enrolled as Seniors. 10— The chemistry class goes out on an excursion and tests the water of the springs. 12—Freshmen slip out on their first botanical expedi- tion. 23—Ask the weather man why the annual letter “S” supper was not a success. 23—Seniors take the first outing of the school year; Auto ride to Pool. 29— Freshies sprint out for the first time, and as they were just off a skim milk diet the Juniors were a little too much for them. October, 1913 11— Foul odors from the chemistry laboratory, or at least the Sophies think so. 15—Got our “glims” tested. 30— Seniors tried, by combined force, to break the pho- tographer’s camera. 31— Juniors showed us the time of our lives on the Hal- lowe’en parade. November, 1913 3— “Prof.” put a damper on the Freshies wearin’ of the orange and black. 7—“Loudon, will you please face the music!” 20—Clio forgot to comb his hair again today—you’re not the only one. 25—Mock trial; Harry Love is charged with destroy- ing the chem. lab. sink. December, 1913 3— Miss Hoyt tried to make a hit with Norman— nothing doing—while Miss Shearer entertained Mr. Bradley. (This information was furnished by one who had to stay after 3:30 p. m.) 4— The Seniors gave the big “Quotation Stunt” for opening exercises. 12—Today the Freshmen's tears were shed— For if a diamond ring is any sign Miss Shearer is soon to wed. 1-1—Seniors presented Professor Cochran with the first fountain pen he ever owned!!!!!!!! 1C—Everybody’s doing it—doin’ what?—playing hookey until January 5. 25—Grand victory for the home teams, S. S. H. S. vs. O. C. H. S. January, 1914 5— The students with one voice welcomed Mr. M. F. Miller as superintendent of our High. 7—Who emptied the contents of that perfume(?) bot- tle on the wraps? 9—(In English class)—Miss Hoyt: “The man who wrote those words was Woolley.” 9—I)r. Dodge lectured on the medical profession. 10—B. B. game. H. H. S.. 9; S. II. S., 76. Rah! Rah! Rah! 19—“Close but sure”—Steamboat girls 5 to Oak Creek 4. 22— So sudden: that personal question at 3:30 p. m. 23— Miss Shearer absent second hour and a new device is used for passing notes.(?) 28—Russell, in chemistry class: “Miss Hoyt, how do they freeze glass to make it frosted?” 30—Seniors decided on their class pin. February, 1914 2—Sophies, you will learn some day that you can't “slip one over” on the wise old Seniors by staying for English. •1—Did the Juniors try to get the Seniors' new pennants? Well, I guess not. They knew better. 7—Sophomores went on their sleigh ride in peace; here's hoping they had a good time. 11— Faculty decided to make a new “rule.” and it was unnecessary to put it to a vote as to who whispered. We all remained until 4:30. 12— Three cheers for the Ski tournament which has come at an opportune time and we arc off for a two-days' vacation. 13— Some of our Freshman boys suddenly burst into athletic fame. 17—The parts assigned for the class play and. as usual, some peevishness manifest. 20—Judge Morning lectured on law. 25—Loudon: “Where is the chemistry lesson?” Ocy: “In the book.” March, 1914 4—Mr. Monson explained the postoffice department and we learned what Van's salary was. lo—Dr. F. E. Willett lectured on “Bacteriae.” 17—St. Patrick's day. “And the green grass grew all around.” 19— Lectures by Dr. Working and Mr. Sweet of Carbon- dale. 20— Mr. A. A. Mann lectures on law. 20—Invitations to Juniors’ Prom. “Thanks, Juniors.” 24— Van entertained the Seniors at 5-o‘clock dinner. 25— Marion Burroughs leaves our class to teach school in Wyoming. April, 1914 1—Where are those mysterious “alarm” clocks? Here, it goes, there it goes, nobody knows, nobody knows. 2 — Mr. Miller: “Van, did you have your arm around that girl?” Van: “Why—er-er-er-I was only prac- ticing.” 4— The report cards again, and, “Oh, the sadness of it H (5—Mr. Miller suggests a yell for the Seniors: Rah ! Rah! Rah! Sailors at the oar; We're for the prize! Nineteen one four! 17—We plant trees in the school yard for the purpose of shade for the work-heated brains of the future. ( For it's sure there are no work-heated brains “at pres- ent.”) “Senior Class Play.” 30—Mr. Herbert B. Gee lectures on journalism. May, 1914 5— Professor Miller has bright idea: He suggests that the Seniors wear the class motto on the lapels of their coats. 0—The two brilliant Seniors—Lorna and Audrey—run the school during the time devoted to morning exer- cises. We were favored with a vocal duet with a violin obligato and piano accompaniment. Haw! ( —The Sophomores entertained the Seniors at a picnic, and the Junior-Freshman-Eighth grade squad went hungry. 7—We are off to press. You have just read the best Annual ever. , 1 • •• ii � � IKTf 0 «T THE STEAM80AT PILOT at rm IKT Of tml MWi � ©• «