Steamboat Rock High School - Old Gold Yearbook (Steamboat Rock, IA)

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Class Wzll We the Senior Class of Kamrar, county of Hamilton and the state of Iowa being of sound mind and memory, and considering the uncertainty of this life, do make, publish, and declare our last will and testament this 16th day of May, in the year of 1951 We the Seniors, do will and bequeath our battered up typewriters, the chalk and erasers which were thrown, and the seats which we sat in to the Seniors of 1952 Norma Anderson, do will and bequeath my ability to get a guy and his ring, and keep them to Ruth Greenfield I Marilyn Gerber, do will and bequeath my ability to be Old Gold Editor to Doris Mechaelsen Arland Greenfield, do will and bequeath my height to Elton Iansen Roger Hassebrock, do will and bequeath my ability to make wise cracks to ne Greenfield Sarah Hudtloff, do will and bequeath my excellent brains to Wayne Tempe! 1 Faye Kennedy, do will and bequeath my ability to get a diamond while a Senior to Lila Mechaelsen Lowell Mechaelsen, do will and bequeath my ability to go steady to Norman Barth my mouth shut to the Junior girls Gerald Naber, do will and bequeath my ability to make a new chemical formula for cleaning typewriters to Harlan Klaver I Joel Rigter, do will and bequeath my collection of dry Jokes to Melroy Luppes I Beverly Smith, do will and bequeath my driver's license and Ford to Jerry Hobbs I Naomi Tempel, do will and bequeath my ability to have sneak lunches Norman Arnold I Wayne Ubben, do will and bequeath my ability to get broken bones Melven Jansen I Dorothy Welp, do will and bequeath my ability to play basketball to Waneta Ubben I Aletha Van Langen, do will and bequeath my ability to go with a teacher to Martha Schweppe Signed in the presence of the attesting witnesses this 16th day of May 1951 CLASS OF 1951 By Faye Kennedy W the undersigned, hereby certify that at the request of the testator, we have signed the foregoing will as witnesses, that at the time of signing the said will the testator declared it to be her last will and testament and she was, at the time of signing same, in our op1n1on, of sound mind Witnesses 77 .1 2 Z MM 333,31-fyv frail! WMM QW, IZ, hm KW ,,, f2,7W ll O , l 1 n . 1 . - , , r . . I 1 I, , . . . . my . . . . . I, ' . ' ' . . I, sb . . . . Ja ' . I, ' ' . l, i . . . . I, . . . , I, Alvin Naber, do will and bequeath my quiet disposition and ability to keep I, . . . . , . . . , , , u Q' . I , a . . , . ' ' to , . . . , . . . . , . , e, - G . . , . . A751 ' I

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Class Prophecy Recently the classes of 51 and 52 held a reun1on at the Kamrar Park S1006 we hadn't seen each other for ten years we were RDXIOUS to flnd out what had happened to each s1nce they graduated Th1s 1s what we found out Norma Anderson got marr1ed as soon as she graduated and Jolned the All Amer1can G1r1S Basketball Team She and her husband travel around the country so she can play basketball Naomi Tempel 1S teach1ng school at Harvard Un1vers1ty NZOM1 IS plans for her Weddlng S1006 she and the mathematlcs professor w1ll marr1ed Roger Hassebrock 1S the head of a b1g turkey 1ndustry Mr Parr have changed pos1t1ons, plcker, the orders Aletha Van Langen go now 11V1Dg 1D the South from a Furopean tour Lowell Mechaelsen 1S named the most valuable athlete mak1ng soon be and Roger as now Roger 13 g1v1ng Mr Carr, the chlef feather t marr1ed to that certa1n somebody and they are on a b1g Southern plantat1on They have Just returned the catcher for the New York Yankees Lowell was player 1D the League, and 1S the hlghest pa1d Alvin Naber 1S the famous male model for the 'Selbette clgarettes adVert1S1Dg agency So 1f you see a blllboard w1th WOODba1t, that's Selb from the Class of 51 Joel R1gter 1S the pr1vate barber for Alv1n Naber AIVIH has to have h1s ha1r cut and combed Just so and no one can do lt except Joel because he got h1S tralning from H1ller Beverly Sm1th 15 the proprletor of a Swank reduclng salon She 1S herself the best advert1sement of her establlshment, keeplng her 'l1ssome l1nes' by da1ly practlce 1n the old cal1sthen1cs routlne learned at Kamrar Gerald Naber turned professlonal He 1S now the famous bass s1nger for Harry HaSt1DgS and h1s Hot L1CkS The g1rls all go crazy over h1m, but Sleep 1S strictly sworn off women Wayne Ubben 1S the professor of physlcs at Yale Un1vers1ty He and h1S Ch11dhO0d sweetheart are married and have a beaut1ful home near the campus Arland Greenf1eld surpr1sed most of Us by turn1ng out to be a bachelor He farm1ng on the old Greenf1eld farm and 15 the r1chest farmer around Kamrar Mar1lyn Gerber has made famous the n1ckname Mr Parr UHW1tt1Dg1y fastened her Glamorous 'Gert may now be seen regularly on KJFJ and other telev1s1on StHt1ODS throughout the world She 1S haV1Dg a wonderful t1me Sarah Hudtloff fulf1lled her l1fet1me amb1t1on She 1S playlng her French horn for the Slapstlck Symphony Orchestra She and the orchestra leader are gO1Dg to have a b1g wedd1ng to Wh1Ch all her classmates are 1nv1ted Dorothy Welp, 1D fulf1l11ng her Rmb1t10H to be a nurse, became an a1rl1ne hostess When her plane was wrecked on an unknown 1sland 1n the Pac1f 1nhab1ted by cann1bals, she taught the nat1ves to play basketball and 1C formed the Rattle dem Bones' team Faye Kennedy recently returned from Chlcago for a short v1s1t w1th parents She W111 return very soon to her secretar1al pos1t1on 1n the C1ty her W1ndy by the Junior Class 10 I I ' . . Q . . ' V -4 . . . . . . 1 . . e . . . . . . - .4 1 . . , -, 4 . , . ' o Q . - . . V . H . S 1 1 . U c . . . . . - . . . n- 1 . . . , . . , 1 Q . . . . . . . ' . . . . . n T 0 . . . . . 0 J K on 1 n ' ' . . . . . . . u - - v . - ' A . 1 n - . .

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