Statesboro High School - Criterion Yearbook (Statesboro, GA)

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Class Wlll We the Semor Class of 36 bemg of sound mmd and dlSp0Sll'lg memory realxzmg that we are abou.: to pass from the stage of actxon mto reallsm unknown and knovsxng that as presently there shall be a dnssolutxon of thus body xt IS meet and proper that we make thls dnsposltxon of our valuable assets and we do declare and publ1sh this as our last wnll and testament hereby revokmg and annullmg all former w1lls and declarmg that we wxll never make another Arfzele One To our beloved Supermtendent and Faculty whose advxce examples and fa1thful care have made posslble such measures of success as we have accomplrshed we bequeath the love and apprecla tlon of grateful hearts Into thexr hands a great trust was commntted and to nts keepmg they were ever faxthful Arflcle Two To Mlss Mary Lou we bequeath the profound admxratxon and ever endearmg frxend shnp of the class of 36 Arfzele Three To the football team of next year vse wrll the ablllty of George Preston and to the basketball team we wnll Elton Kennedy s abnllty Article Four To Alma Mount we w1ll Alfred Merle s gxft of gab Arfzele Five To anybody who needs xt we w1ll Flemxng Shuman s bluff Apply early to avold the rush Arhcle Six 1mm1e Bunce w1lls h1s popularnty and loudness Qboth ent1rely xmagmaryj to J Brant ley Johnson Artzrle Sezen To the umor Class we wnll any overlooked cuds of gum we may have left adher1ng to the underslde of desks bamsters assembly seats or any lnkely or unllkely places Arizele Ezgbf James Aldred bemg now m hrs second chxldhood does wnll and bequeath to Gene L Hodges hxs abxlxty to translate French Arfzcle Nine Marxe Anne Blxtch does hereby w1ll her glasses to Emolyn Ramey who has weakened her eyes by mcessant study Arlzcle Ten Jurell Shuptrme s t1tle of M1ss Semor we wnll to Mlss umor Arfzcle Elezen The excess knowledge of Annette Franklm and Manora New we w1ll to Ann Elxzabeth Sm1th Article Twelve The hrgh C vonces of Marne Davxs and Mary Martm we wxll to Frances Deal and Betty Sm1th Arfzcle Thrrteen The large amount of space taken up by Curtrs when sxttmg we wrll to the first ten jumors who apply for lt Article Fourteen The habxt of Horace McDougald always havmg an empty gasolme tank we wnll to Dean Anderson Article Fifteen The lxberahty of Frank Aldred R L Fordham and Emory Brown we wall to Homer Blltch James Thayer and H P Jones Artzele Szxteen We appomt Gerald Groover custod1an of our remannmg property wnth the prrvxlege of dnsposmg of any further belongmgs of ours wh1ch we may have overlooked m our maddenmg haste Slgned sealed and publxshed by the Semor Class of 36 as IIS last wnll and testament m the presence of the undersxgned witnesses who subscrnbe thexr names m the presence of the testator Scrzbe BILL D FRANKLIN Witnesses EDDIE CANTOR GRACIE ALLEN jon PENNER u 7 . , . . . . - - ' 1 , y . . . l V. x 1 1 9 v ' . . I , V . . ' s x y - ' s . l V . . . - 1 . , . . . . . , . s Q 1 ' . , , . ' r . I . , . . . . . J . . V l - - - ' 1 9 . - . U ,, . . . . . ' 9 ' - ' 3 , . . . . - . , . . . s 3 , . . . J 1

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f ll I , X 7 . fi Q H r emma ILEEQH OLNEY BROWN can t see any reason as for learmng French ALFRED MERLE grumbles because her feet are too bIg to put un der her desk VIRGIL ROBINSON doesn t under stand why people dont laugh at hIs brIght remarks HELEN LANIER thxnks Mr Johnson should dIsmIss us at exactly three thIrty RUEBEN ROSENBERG thmks Mrs Deal plCkS on hnm be cause she won t allow hIm to chew gum In class MARY MARTIN grumbles because she doesnt have a rIde home every day at dInner MR JOHNSON rhmks the semors have enurely too many pnvxleges CURTIS can t see why everybody doesn t lIke to pose for a PICILIIC when he wants them to MISS Conn thmks the SCHIOKS are old enough to know how to follow dIrectIons now 'T N 0 I ANNFTTE FRANKLIN w a n t s to know why everybody doesnt make a hundred In thelr sub jects TW PAULINE MALLARD grumbles be cause they don t offer Spamsh In hIgh school MRS DEAL wants an answer to thIs questlon Why are the semors always late to class? JIMMIE BUNCE thmks he talks loud enough why doesn t everybody lIsten7 Miss WILLS says she s tIred beIng late to dInner each mght on account of havmg to remam at school In the after noons wIth the L T W Club HORACE grumbles because he cant park hIs car on the gIrls sIde GERALD can t find enough people to argue wIth h1m B I-I grumbles because nobody wIll admxre hIs good looks FRANK ALDRED thmks we ought to answer more of hlS quesuons fx 2 ll FIQVFJSU he Vf ai iw 'kr DoRIs BRANNEN ELTON KENNEDY ll fl Rbumbd llrlflfff To be the world s best known athlete CURTIS LANE MARY LINNIE HARDEN To be a nurse BILL SNEED To be a econd Guy Lombardo MARY SUE ARINs To see the world GERALD GROOVER To be a Delta Sigma ALFRED MERLE DORMAN To tap dance RAY AKINS To be the world s most capable electrzczan MARIE DAVIS To be an opera star FLEMING SI-IUMAN To be a second Malcolm Campbell BLANCI-I SMITH To be some nch mans slenographer MISS MARY Lou To have a perfect semor class CECIL WATERS To be a denlzst GENE RUSHING To be tall WW' To talk loud ELISE WATERS ANNETTE FRANKLIN To gam some wezght L- LILLIAN MosELEY MAR JoRY PURVIS JURELLE SHUPTRINE WINONA ALDRED MR MONTS ELDRIDGE MOUNT BOBBIE SMITH To get marrzed To be a chorus girl To lose a reckle To be a mowe star have semors keep out 0 trouble To be a mznxstefs son m law To finish school MR JOHNSON To lose hrs southern arawl To be a marathon runner S sp I X E, di - .Moll K ' ,v . . if I 1. A- f Egfr? I I, ' ' , I 7 , R I - Shag - . D . ,- , , -i ff f W Ii-'I f f he fl I aw f are , f pb I I gm I get ,- L Q I' I Kr .ie-pr' ff 4 15,1 , Q - W ' - 4'f.',.,4 In ,ff I A gf Q. di a! N F , If ll ,, ' ll . . . . . . . . . . . To ' f . , ,