Statesboro High School - Criterion Yearbook (Statesboro, GA)

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Class Wlll We the Semor Class of 36 bemg of sound mmd and dlSp0Sll'lg memory realxzmg that we are abou.: to pass from the stage of actxon mto reallsm unknown and knovsxng that as presently there shall be a dnssolutxon of thus body xt IS meet and proper that we make thls dnsposltxon of our valuable assets and we do declare and publ1sh this as our last wnll and testament hereby revokmg and annullmg all former w1lls and declarmg that we wxll never make another Arfzele One To our beloved Supermtendent and Faculty whose advxce examples and fa1thful care have made posslble such measures of success as we have accomplrshed we bequeath the love and apprecla tlon of grateful hearts Into thexr hands a great trust was commntted and to nts keepmg they were ever faxthful Arflcle Two To Mlss Mary Lou we bequeath the profound admxratxon and ever endearmg frxend shnp of the class of 36 Arfzele Three To the football team of next year vse wrll the ablllty of George Preston and to the basketball team we wnll Elton Kennedy s abnllty Article Four To Alma Mount we w1ll Alfred Merle s gxft of gab Arfzele Five To anybody who needs xt we w1ll Flemxng Shuman s bluff Apply early to avold the rush Arhcle Six 1mm1e Bunce w1lls h1s popularnty and loudness Qboth ent1rely xmagmaryj to J Brant ley Johnson Artzrle Sezen To the umor Class we wnll any overlooked cuds of gum we may have left adher1ng to the underslde of desks bamsters assembly seats or any lnkely or unllkely places Arizele Ezgbf James Aldred bemg now m hrs second chxldhood does wnll and bequeath to Gene L Hodges hxs abxlxty to translate French Arfzcle Nine Marxe Anne Blxtch does hereby w1ll her glasses to Emolyn Ramey who has weakened her eyes by mcessant study Arlzcle Ten Jurell Shuptrme s t1tle of M1ss Semor we wnll to Mlss umor Arfzcle Elezen The excess knowledge of Annette Franklm and Manora New we w1ll to Ann Elxzabeth Sm1th Article Twelve The hrgh C vonces of Marne Davxs and Mary Martm we wxll to Frances Deal and Betty Sm1th Arfzcle Thrrteen The large amount of space taken up by Curtrs when sxttmg we wrll to the first ten jumors who apply for lt Article Fourteen The habxt of Horace McDougald always havmg an empty gasolme tank we wnll to Dean Anderson Article Fifteen The lxberahty of Frank Aldred R L Fordham and Emory Brown we wall to Homer Blltch James Thayer and H P Jones Artzele Szxteen We appomt Gerald Groover custod1an of our remannmg property wnth the prrvxlege of dnsposmg of any further belongmgs of ours wh1ch we may have overlooked m our maddenmg haste Slgned sealed and publxshed by the Semor Class of 36 as IIS last wnll and testament m the presence of the undersxgned witnesses who subscrnbe thexr names m the presence of the testator Scrzbe BILL D FRANKLIN Witnesses EDDIE CANTOR GRACIE ALLEN jon PENNER u 7 . , . . . . - - ' 1 , y . . . l V. x 1 1 9 v ' . . I , V . . ' s x y - ' s . l V . . . - 1 . , . . . . . , . s Q 1 ' . , , . ' r . I . , . . . . . J . . V l - - - ' 1 9 . - . U ,, . . . . . ' 9 ' - ' 3 , . . . . - . , . . . s 3 , . . . J 1

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Prophecy tamment she carrxed us to hear Ray Akxns and h1s dance orchestra W were dellghted to find Ray had won the radno dnstmctxon wh1ch m hrgh school days had belonged to Wayne Kmg Wxth hrs orchestra Dons Brannen starred as a tap dancer The next day as we pourneyed along toward Washmgton we were attracted toward what seemed to be a mammoth demonstrat1on for such a small v1l lage Frantlc shouts mmgled w1th the musxc of the band and we motxoned to one Slde to make way for the process1on Wh1ch to our amazement was headed by the Hon Vlfgll Roblnson candxdate for governor of V1rg1n1a We finally managed to secure a word wnth hrs campalgn managers B W J Gordon and Rueben They were so exclted over the seemmg success of thelr campalgn that our conversatlon was far from sat1sfactory Rxdlng along through another small V1rg1n1a town I was at tracted by a sxgn Wh1ch read Floyd Pearson Pamless Dentlst Teeth Extracted as You S1t I declded to consult Dr Pearson about some work I needed to have done and was met and efliclently cared for by hrs office nurse Helen Lamer At the stenographer s desk sat Ehse and she told us Lester B1ll and Emory were also famous dentxsts and people came for mlles to enjoy the1r Work Next day as we entered Washmgton we passed a large alrport whxch we later learned was run by Marxe and Joyce who were both accom pllshed av1ators Gomg on 1nto Washmgton we regxstered at a hotel encountered Pauhne who was there wlth her husband who had come to Washmgton to serve on some adv1sory commxttee con nected wxth Cuban affa1rs A lnttle later as we wandered rather diy I annlessly through the zoo We came face to face wlth Curtls who was now head ammal tamer Durmg the evemng It was our pleasure to wltness an ex Q h1b1t1on performance by some famous Olymplc stars Elton Q and R L were stnll leaders 1n the lugh d1v1ng L Havmg seen so many of our frxends Lxlllan Paulme and I decrded to have Ray s Orchestra come up for an evemng and we d have a brg i.H'---- Alumm at the Mayflower Hotel It was necessary to use the rad1o to reach some of our classmates but we stopped at nothmg to make It At last the great day arrlved and what a thrxll to see all the old faces agam' Even Mnss Mary Lou was prevalled upon to come up and lead the grand march It was truly a gala affanr As the notes of the orchestra playmg a plann t1ve melody as a farewell seemed to grow d1m and hazy I gradually came to myself and found that I had been asleep 1n my I cha1r for an hour and my own radlo was furmshmg the musxcal sett1ng for my dream . . . . . e - 1 , . ., - , l 0 . . . U . . v - s 1 1 . ,, . . , , 1 ' A 1 '-1 ' 11 ' ,I ' .i . , . , - I? and started out to see the sights. At the Congressional Library we JI - ' - . i . . n . , . 7 i ! Y y , . , . L- . I . 52-11- A Q u , . . - 1 ' 1:2 ggi --

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