State Normal School - Crystal / Levana Yearbook (Athens, GA)

Page 167 text:

CRYS.TAL ef' QQ 'Na 'Zire per Betting '? A A feature of commencement week will be the three-corner Flivver race between Miss Sprout, Mr. Brown, and Mr. Sell, in their respective chariots. When this. event was arranged some years ago, Mr. Rhodes and his Packard were entries. At this time Mr. Rhodes held undisputed sway on the Hill, but whenever he ventured forth onto Prince was immediately challenged by Mr. Earnest on his bicycle. These two were favorites in the betting, but their withdrawal gives the three flivvers a chance. Mr. Rhodes, unfortunately, had to buy food for the starving girls, and Mr. Earnest retired from active bicycling after acquiring the habit of 'gDodging. Thus with the odds about even, the three Flivvers will scrap it out alone. Miss Leibing wanted to enter one of her friends' car but as she is not a charter member of the Fast Five will have to wait and challenge the winner.. The betting seems to be in favor of Miss Sprout slightly, as it is thought she has an extra motor or something in the back seat, because of that mysterious expression people always acquire when in her Flivver. Mr. Sell, however, is our favorite, as e has admitted a secret plan to hang a magnet in front of his Lizzie, thereby driving her on. Mr. Brown is keeping quiet and saying nothing, probably bank- ing on the fact that his Flivver is some thirteen years younger than the other two, it having been bought second-hand in 1892-with also the attraction of Rayford as driver. The race will probably be a cross-country course, although Mr. Sell is in favor of a longer, rougher course, as he lives further and his boat is in better physical condition for such a race anyway. The race will be one of the most important events ever staged in the South, and deserves to draw a huge crowd, but we're inclined to think it would be a better race if only Mr. Earnest would come forward. The race will probably be followed by a cross-country run between Mrs. Larnbdin and Miss Leibing. 9? 44 N if' EP Those who think these jokes are punk Would never dare to say Such a thing of us again If they saw the Ones we throw away.

Page 166 text:

JH CRYSTAL M N ELLE ANSWERS TELEPHONE. Caller--Hello. p Nelle-Hello-Winnie Davis Hall. Caller-Miss Hall, may I speak to Miss Estes. +5 it 9? -79 -73 Salesman-I have never heard one complain of being sick. Fred tblissfully unconscious of an impending Dietetics testl -What about her? il- K- 99 -71' 6? SHE PREFERS THE OLE, FASHIONED WAY. While on her trip to California this summer Mr. Lambdin happened to the experience of riding in a Pullman. Madam, shall I brush you off?,' asked the porter. No,', returned Mrs. Lambdin, I'll get off in the usual way. -E5 '36 -lk 95 65 ' THE UNCOMPLAINING HOT DOG. Normal Girl-Are your wieners healthy? Norma Belle-What about potassium? -DG 91- Q 6? -Z Daughter wrote to Dad hurriedly: Dad Dear: Please send me some money. Dad's reply: I haven't any money. Enclosed find check for 10,000 kisses. Three days later he received the following: Dear Dad: Received your check for 10,000 kisses. Monkey cashed it. Your devoted daughter, Sallie. 66 1? 6? it- -35 M-I got on a street car just now and the conductor glared at me as if I hadn't paid any fare. S-Really? What did you do? M-I just glared back at him as if I had. 1. Thou 2. Thou 3. Thou 41. Thou 5. Thou spic and span. 6. Thou 7. Thou Thou 91- if N 4 N TEN COMMANDMENTS FOR SENIORS. shalt shalt shalt shalt shalt shalt shalt S El li not not not not not not V 110t 1'10t cut chapel. keep a library book over time. read over ten Ped books. I study unless your roommates agree. lol upon thy roommates, bed while thine own remains fuss if the aforesaid occurs. eat in the presence of thy roommates. go to criticism without sweeping 8. h I . 9. Remember that everything to be learned is not found in books. ' V I 10. Honor thy class and remember that thou must always retain thy dlgnity in the presence of underclassmen. 'Na

Page 168 text:

CRYSTAL W ABBOTT, HELEN RAYMOND ABERCROMBIE, ETHEL ADAMS, MARY KATHERINE ILDAMS, WILLIE MAUDE ADDISON, LULA MAE ALBEA, MLARIE ALEXANDER, BESSIE ALEXANDER, LULA ALLEN, NIAYME ALMON, LURLENE ANDERSON, FRANCES ANDERSON, SADIE MAY ANDREW, CLARA RUTH ANTHONY, GERTRUDE IRENE ARMOUR, ELIVE ARNOLD, ANTOINETTE ARNOLD, FRANCES JULIA ARNOLD, KATHRYN ARNOLD, SARA LOUISE ASBURY, BLANCH ASKEW, PARKS ATKINSON, REBECCA LOUISE ATHON, VIRGINIA AVRETT, HELEN BAGWELL, LILLAN BAILEY, FLORA FRANCES BAILEY, MARY ETHEL BAILEY, MARY VIRGINIA BAILEY, ROSA FRANKLIN BAKER, ELWYN BAKER, LESLYE BANKS, GERTRUDE BANKS BANKS, MAE BARLOWE, ETHEL BARNETT, HELEN BARNETTE, LA BASANE BARNWELL, ADNA LILLY BARNWELL, MARY LOU BARR, JULIA FLORENCE BARROW, WLLMA BEACH, VIRGINIA BEACHAM, EMMA BEERS, IWAIDEE BELL, CLEO BELL, JEWELL BELL, MARY LILLIAN BELLAH, EUNICE BENNETT, CHLOE BERRY, LUCILLE BERRY, MAE BEXLEY, VIOLA BIRD, ALVA BISHOP, MARGUERITE BLACHETT, WILLIE MAE BLECKLEY, GERTRUDE BOATNER, LOUISE BOATNER, SARAH LILLY BOHANON, MILDRED if School irectory BOLEMAN, LOTTIE BELLE BOLINC, PAULINE BOSWELL, HAZEL BOYNTON, HELEN BONNER, MACY STUART BOYNTON, RUTH BRACKETT, PAULINE BRAGG, MARY BRADFORD, MARY BRANDON, GRACE BRASELTON, LEITA GREEN BRASELTON, THELMA BRAY, WILLIE JOE BREEDLOVE, JULIA BREWER, PAULINE BREWTON, IDA BRIDGES, BIRDIE BRIDGES, BRUMA BRIDGES, LORENA BRIDGES, MATTIE LUCY BRIDGES, VELMA BROWN, ANNIE BROWN, CAMILLA BROWN, EDITH BROWN, ETHEL BROWN, KATE LILLIE BROWN, MARY L. BROWN, QUILLA BROWN, VIVINNE INES BROOKS, MARION BRYANT, LUCY BRYAN, SUSIE BUCHAN, RACHEL BUCK, LOUISE BURCH, EMILY BURK, DOW CLIFTON BURKS, EMMA BURNETT, MILDRED BURROUGHS, BERRIEN CEIL BURROUGHS, GLADYS BUTLER, MAUDE CALHOUN, ELIZABETH CALLOWAY, KA'FHRYN CAMP, CALIMA CAMP, JOHNIE F. CARNEY, RUTH CAROLYN CARGILL, FRANCES LAURA CARELTON, SARAH AGNES CARMICAL, ANNIE CARMICHAEL, MARY CARNEY, FRED ICARSON, MABEL CARSON, MERLE CARTER, JULIA CARTER, ETTIE MARJORIE CARTLEDGE, SARAH CARSON, MARY CENTER, GLADYS FLORENCE 'M CHAMBERS, ARBENE CHANDLER, KYRA CHAPMAN, MARY CHAPMAN, NIATTIE CHAPMAN, MATTIE MAE CHILDERS, LEAH CHRISTIAN, EVELYN COOPER CHUNN, ALINE CLARKSON, AIVINE B. CLEMENTS, SARA ELIZABETH COACHMAN, EVA RUTH COBB, ELLA MAE COLE, CLEO COLLEY, ELLA REBECCA COLLIER, PRISCILLA COLLINS, DESSIE MAY COLLINS, SARAH ISABELLE COLQUIT, MARY FRANCES COLVINE, KATHERINE COMBS, METTA MAE COMER, RUTH CONAWAY, CLARICE CONAWAY, CORA LEE CONLEY, MARY F. CONNERS, ALLIE MAE . CONYERS, FANNIE LILA CONYERS, RUTH COOK, MADGE ELIZABETH COOK, REIDIE COOK, VERA COOK, DOLLY COPELAND, EDITH CORBIN, BIADGE CORLEY, LUCY BELLE CAVLEY, LOUISE CARNWELL, EMMA GEORGE CORY, GLADYS MARGARET COTTLE, LUCILE COUCH, MARGUERITE COWAN, GRACE Cox, LUCY CROWLEY, EDITH CROWLEY, LUCILLE CROWLEY, JIMMIE CUBBEDGE, REGINA CUNNINGHAM, VIRGINIA DALLAS, WALTER DAME, LINNIE DANIEL, LOUISE HARVEY DANIEL, LYDIA DANIEL, NORINE DANIEL, SARA BLANCH DAVID, LUCILE DAVIS, BIRDIE DAVIS, BURCH DAVIS, NIILDRED DAVIS, VERA MAE DEARISD, SARAH LOUISE