State Normal School - Crystal / Levana Yearbook (Athens, GA)

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JH CRYSTAL M N ELLE ANSWERS TELEPHONE. Caller--Hello. p Nelle-Hello-Winnie Davis Hall. Caller-Miss Hall, may I speak to Miss Estes. +5 it 9? -79 -73 Salesman-I have never heard one complain of being sick. Fred tblissfully unconscious of an impending Dietetics testl -What about her? il- K- 99 -71' 6? SHE PREFERS THE OLE, FASHIONED WAY. While on her trip to California this summer Mr. Lambdin happened to the experience of riding in a Pullman. Madam, shall I brush you off?,' asked the porter. No,', returned Mrs. Lambdin, I'll get off in the usual way. -E5 '36 -lk 95 65 ' THE UNCOMPLAINING HOT DOG. Normal Girl-Are your wieners healthy? Norma Belle-What about potassium? -DG 91- Q 6? -Z Daughter wrote to Dad hurriedly: Dad Dear: Please send me some money. Dad's reply: I haven't any money. Enclosed find check for 10,000 kisses. Three days later he received the following: Dear Dad: Received your check for 10,000 kisses. Monkey cashed it. Your devoted daughter, Sallie. 66 1? 6? it- -35 M-I got on a street car just now and the conductor glared at me as if I hadn't paid any fare. S-Really? What did you do? M-I just glared back at him as if I had. 1. Thou 2. Thou 3. Thou 41. Thou 5. Thou spic and span. 6. Thou 7. Thou Thou 91- if N 4 N TEN COMMANDMENTS FOR SENIORS. shalt shalt shalt shalt shalt shalt shalt S El li not not not not not not V 110t 1'10t cut chapel. keep a library book over time. read over ten Ped books. I study unless your roommates agree. lol upon thy roommates, bed while thine own remains fuss if the aforesaid occurs. eat in the presence of thy roommates. go to criticism without sweeping 8. h I . 9. Remember that everything to be learned is not found in books. ' V I 10. Honor thy class and remember that thou must always retain thy dlgnity in the presence of underclassmen. 'Na

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If C RYIS? TA L IN CON SIDERATE. Mrs. Alexander-Miss Turk, this girl is doing double the work you do. Turk-Thatis what I've been telling her, but she just won't stop. 55 43 it 6? it Darwin says that man sprang from monkeys. Angela S. says that she never could jump far. Mary, trying to explain to her pupils the meaning of caress, looked it up in the dictionary. She found it to mean uto fondlef' Her pupils were still at a loss to know its meaning. Then she told them that rubbing a dog's head was an example. Later asking what it meant she received the following reply: NIO rub 7 77 a dogs head. ix? 'IG nl? 9? . M Junior fat second-hand book storel- Mr. Burke, have you Clothes for Wo- men? Mr. Burke-aNothing but rubbers and tennis shoesf' X M 5-P 65 6? it A. L. fduring study hallj-Miss Vance, may I get in my trunk? Had you ever thought how similar b-o-a-r-d Hof Educationj and b-o-r-e-d are? 14 it 55 9? it Mrs. Alexander Cto Seniorsj-What are you having in your Pedagogy work? Bright Senior'-We have Ped Miss Leibing-I like your voice, Edith, but I canlt understand your actions at the beginning of your song. Edith N-My actions? Miss L-Yes, the business with your eyes and shoulders. I can see no excuse in the song for that. Edith-It is in the music. Miss L-Qln the music? Edith-Yes, right here after the introduction it says, Vamp till readyf, Miss Calloway-uNow, class, watch the board and I7ll go through it again. Mr. Ritchie-Mary, what are you doing back at school? I thought I informed you not to return. Mary-Yes, you did tell me that on the inside of the letter, but on the out- side you said 'uIn Hve days return to the State Normal Schoolf'-Normal Light. M it E-E 9? 45- 'LWhat kind of school would this be If all its students were like you and me?', 'Na

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CRYS.TAL ef' QQ 'Na 'Zire per Betting '? A A feature of commencement week will be the three-corner Flivver race between Miss Sprout, Mr. Brown, and Mr. Sell, in their respective chariots. When this. event was arranged some years ago, Mr. Rhodes and his Packard were entries. At this time Mr. Rhodes held undisputed sway on the Hill, but whenever he ventured forth onto Prince was immediately challenged by Mr. Earnest on his bicycle. These two were favorites in the betting, but their withdrawal gives the three flivvers a chance. Mr. Rhodes, unfortunately, had to buy food for the starving girls, and Mr. Earnest retired from active bicycling after acquiring the habit of 'gDodging. Thus with the odds about even, the three Flivvers will scrap it out alone. Miss Leibing wanted to enter one of her friends' car but as she is not a charter member of the Fast Five will have to wait and challenge the winner.. The betting seems to be in favor of Miss Sprout slightly, as it is thought she has an extra motor or something in the back seat, because of that mysterious expression people always acquire when in her Flivver. Mr. Sell, however, is our favorite, as e has admitted a secret plan to hang a magnet in front of his Lizzie, thereby driving her on. Mr. Brown is keeping quiet and saying nothing, probably bank- ing on the fact that his Flivver is some thirteen years younger than the other two, it having been bought second-hand in 1892-with also the attraction of Rayford as driver. The race will probably be a cross-country course, although Mr. Sell is in favor of a longer, rougher course, as he lives further and his boat is in better physical condition for such a race anyway. The race will be one of the most important events ever staged in the South, and deserves to draw a huge crowd, but we're inclined to think it would be a better race if only Mr. Earnest would come forward. The race will probably be followed by a cross-country run between Mrs. Larnbdin and Miss Leibing. 9? 44 N if' EP Those who think these jokes are punk Would never dare to say Such a thing of us again If they saw the Ones we throw away.