State Normal School - Crystal / Levana Yearbook (Athens, GA)

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I SHORT CUTS TO BREAKFAST. The very first requisite for speedy dressing for breakfast, is a long coat. The closer it fits, and the longer it is, the better it suits the purpose, for long coats cover a multitude of shortcomings. Most of the girls follow the style just mentioned. i ' The next best thing is a gym blouse. The only trouble with this is finding a collar, but any old thing-say a yellow pennant--will do, and you are ready a la Wiggins style. A dressing-sack may not be the most approved costume for breakfast, but with a long coat it makes a very neat appearance, especially if the bright fold is seen at the throat a la Young style. If the hair is done up in curl-papers, jerk the papers off as quickly as pos- sible, take the brush and give one lick' at the hair, twist it up and run, a la Gresham style. If there is no time for even that, pull the hair up gracefully in a knot about the middle of the head, get a small black hat with a red band, and set it jauntily on top, a la MacGill style. , If you are almost ready and see the last one going in, ask some one to hold the door open for you, then do your best running, even if you have to come in on the Southernn, a la. Greene style. If you haven't time to fasten belts, collars, and pins, it is very convenient to finish on the way. Take the pins in your mouth, and, if you find that you cannot use them fast enough by yourself, get your neighbor to help you, a la Porter style. - If you fail to get in at the side-door, make a dash for the middle door, if that is also locked, rush round to the kitchen, persuade the housekeeper that you had a headache or that you didn't hear the bell. Probably she will take pity on you and let you in, a la Holcomb style. , If some cold morning when the heat has not been turned on, you have persuaded yourself that you don't want any breakfast, and afterwards at the last moment change your mind, then rush to the stairs and yell at all passing by, Bring me a biscuit l a la Taliaferro style. If your waist fastens in the back and your coat doesn't, make a combina- tion ofthe two, and you are ready ,a la LeVere style. If, on reaching the door, you discover that you have forgotten your belt, get your chum to place her arm around your waist, and you are safe, a la Laney style. . If by any of the above-mentioned short cuts you manage to get to breakfast, you will find your coffee waiting for you at the usual Normal temperature.

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hh' '31 . I 9 I ll if i 4 fi After the story of the evening the members are again all attention to hear the report of the critic, who has been secretly appointed by his prede- cessor. And last but not least, has it ever occurred to you how free and homelike everything always is at the Round Table and how much real joy and bright- ness Mr. Earnest puts into the lives of us all, by the hour he spends here with us each week! Sparkles, from the Critic's Repo-rt. Miss VVebb, we think, deserves the palm for being Without superstition. At breakfast one morning not long ago, there was only one biscuit left on the . . P plate and several at the table were still hungry. But who would take it. Finally Miss VVebb said, '6I'll take that biscuit, I have already passed the danger line.', ' ...,,L.li-- Miss Sallie Eannie Mann honestly confesses that she cannot sing, but she does claim to knovv all about the rudiments of music. As a proof of this, she C6 I ii , ' was explaining the different characters placed over thestaff. Ppl , she said, means pretty peartg mf, means mighty fast. ..-...M--i1. 1 A ' l l x x Ai xi 3 5 li? , . MISS HARRISQN: ,Wl1at does' the. word convivial mean? I MR. CLARK: It is something relating to married life, isn t it? .-.-1.i-14 MR. EARNEST Qin Physiologyj : Where is the glottis? MAMIE STUBBS: Search me! I'll go-home and look. A MEMBER ORCHESTRA: I I can't go tO Walk H-OWS I have to S0 to a rehearsal. , . . i i , - FR1-'35HMANgp Rehearsal? Wlio's dead? , , L - - ....... -.1--1--,,,,...

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