State College High School - Maroon and Gray Yearbook (State College, PA)

Text from Pages 1 - 96 of the 1926 volume:

STATE COLLEGE HIGH SCHOOL Where’s the school a goin’, An’ what’s it gonna do, An’ how’s it gonna do it, When the Seniors all get through. Page two UllllinHIIIIIIIMtHtltllllllltllltlllflllllllMIMMIIMMIIIIMIIIMMIIMIIIimitmillllMIIIIMIIIMIIIMMItlllMMIIMIIIIIMMIIMMIIMIIMIIMIIMMIIIIMMIMItlllMIIIIIMIIIIIMIIIIMimillMH THE Maroon and Gray THE YEAR BOOK of State College High School Compiled and Published by the CLASS OF 1020 STATE COLLEGE HIGH SCHOOL State College. Pennsylvania To the many friends of the Class of Nineteen hundred and Twen- ty six, who have helped and en- couraged us in a project never before attempted in this High School, this book is affectionate- ly dedicated. Contents Faculty Seniors Juniors Sophomores Freshmen Organizations Athletics Miscellaneous Advertising Page five jMIIIMIIMMIIIIIHHIIMMUHIIIIIHIIIIIMIIIillillMIIIHIHIMIMIIIItMIIHHIMIHIIIMIIIHIHI'IMMMIMMIIMMIIIIMIIHMIHMIHMMIIIIMIMIIMIItlllllMIMtMIMIMMIMMHMMIMIMimiMII MAROON AND GRAY STAFF Edward Mairs Editor-in-Chief Grace Hoy Literary Editor David Ailman Assistant Literary Editor Anna Strouse Assistant Literary Editor Paul Campbell Assistant Literary Editor William Frear Assistant Literary Editor Kenneth Corl Joke Editor Hubert Koch Athletic Editor Margaret Slagle Assistant Athletic Editor Hassel Hurwitz Business Manager Walter Johnson Assistant Business Manager Frank Glenn Assistant Business Manager I Page six • 11 • • 11111 M • 11 • 11111111111 I • 11 M I • 11 • M M 111 H IIMMMIIIIIIMIIiMIIIMMIIMIIIIMIIMIIMIIIMIIIIIIIIIMIIIIIIIIIMIIIMIIIMIIIIIMMMIIIIIIIMII IIIIMIMIMMIIIIIIMIMIMMIHMIIIIIIIMIIMMMIIMIMMIIMIMItMIMIlIMMMMIMIMIMIIlHIlH1 JO HAYS, A.B. Principal of High School History Shippensburg Normal Pennsylvania State College. Harvard University. Fraternities Omega Epsilon Delta Sigma Rho Advice to Class “Lest we forget.” | Page eight .............................................................................................. I..Illllllll.........Illllll................................ . .......................................Illllll....................... F A C U SHUMAN S. WILLIAMS, A.B. Mathematics Bethany College Pennsylvania State College Advice to class “All that glitters is not gold.” IIMIItlllMtttlMtllMIIMIMIIIIIIIMIMIIMIIMtMIIIMimilMIIIIIMIMIMMIIHMMtllMIIIIIM L T Y LAURA A. JONES Commercial Banks Business College Rochester Business Institute Columbia University Advice to class “Do your best and trust the rest.” LEWIS K. LENHART B.S. Mathematics, Physics Susquehanna University Pennsylvania State College, To the class “Carry On”. • MIIIIIMIMIIII Page nine j .............................................................................. IMIIMIMIIIMIIIMIMMMIIIMIIIIIIIIIMIIIIMIMIMIIMIIMIIMIIIMIIMIIMI c u T Y KATHRINE M. LONG A. R. Languages Lebanon Valley College Pennsylvania State College MARY EVA WERLE A.B. English Keuka Institute Keuka College D’Youville College Pennsylvania State College Advice “Aim high”. LILLIAN MILES English Bellefonte High School Syracuse University Goucher College Pennsylvania State College Faye ten HimilMIMMIIIHMIHIIIMI Mil lilt I IMMIIMttlMtlHIMIItMIIIMMMtlMtttlttlltttllMMttlMttlltMIMMMIMIH llllll III llllll t •••••• Mill II MMMMIItltltlttl III HIMMIMIMMIIIHIIMmiMII Mini FACULTY 4d I). ALEX WIKI,AM) A.B. History and Civics Harrisburg Technical High School Pennsylvania State College Phi Delta Theta Fraternity LIEF VERNER, H.S. Science, Biology Oakmont High School Pennsylvania State College ESTHER K. JOHNSON Music, Orchestra Bellefonte High School Dickinson Seminary West Chester State Normal Page eleven ...............I.............................................. I....................... • •MlttllHIMM A MMMMMMMMMIIMIItMIIIMIIIIimilllllllllMMHIHIIIMIIIMHlMMlIIIMIIIMIMIIMIIIIIIIIMIItlMIMIIIMIIIIIIIIIItlMMIIIIIIMItMHIIMIIIIMIIHIIIIIIMIIIMMIIIIMIIIIIIIMIItMHIimtMHI TO THE FACULTY The time of departure and farewell has arrived. As strangers we entered this insti- tution of learning, as friends we are leaving to further advance our knowledge, or to put into practice our training. Your patience and tireless efforts, perhaps, have not been appreci- ated as much as they will be in the future, never-the-less our ideas will always point to the high and professional standards that you have set before us. Pape twelve MHMMMIIMMMIMMMMIIMIMMMMMIMMIMIIIIMIMIIMMMIMMIIIMIIIMMIMMMMIMMMIMIIMIIMMIMIMIMMMIMMMIIMIIMIIMIMHMIMMHMIIMIIIIMIMMMMMMMMIMMMIMMMMIIIMI Page thirteen ••MIIIIIIIIIIIIIIMIMMIMMIIIIIIIIIIIMMtIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIMimMMMIItllMItItlllltllliailtmillllllllll SENI Page fourteen 0 R S David Ailman “Davy” Class President, 4; Debating, 4; M. G. Staff; Declamatory Contest. Behold the big “butter and egg man of the class. One of the most active members of the class and getting more and more active—in English Class. Helen Behrer “Blondy” Freshman, Sophomore, and Junior Class Plays, Track, 1, 2; Basketball Mgr. 4; Piper Staff 3, 4. We can always hear “Blondy” with her “little giggle” blocks away. Where she goes, there is sure to be some noise. Donald Black “Dan” Class President 1, 2; Football Mgr. 4; Glee Club 2, 3, 4; Junior Play, Track 2, 3, 4. Don has never excelled in anything particular, but he has shown himself to be a mighty handy fellow to have around ... the woman. Kenneth Corl “Ken” Track 3, 4; Piper Staff 3, 4; Glee Club 2, 3; Orchestra 1, 2, 3; M. G. Staff, Junior Play. Without a “Femme” this boy is simply sunk. (Maybe sunk is not the word, but 1 hope you know what is meant.) He used to be a musician—until—ah—well —I guess he couldn’t help it. Charles Cole “Chet” Asst. Baseball Mgr. 3. “King Kohl” is not quite so black as the name implies. A good fellow—not given to vice in any great degree—but yet one who will bear watching. imi 111111111111 in i mi i •iiiiiii it................................... Ill....mm...................... s N O R S Harold Callahan Harold was just a new fellow last year. All that we heard at the begin- ning of the year was, “Look at those shoulders Paul Campbell Class Secretary 1, 3; Class Treasurer 4; Declamatory Contest, M. G. Staff, Debating 4. We would like to say something funny about this boy, but then, you know how- hard it is to pull a joke on a quiet, modest, young man. Sara Dunlap Behold another member of the family of the meek and joy able pastime writer click. Henry Elder Debating 4. mild, is to Sara’s most en- hear the type- Henry’s from Pine Grove Mills. Can’t say much more about him, but will be glad to refer you to......., well it really would not be lady-like to pry into other’s affairs. Dorothy English “Dot” Sew-ing Club 1; Dramatics 3. If you lack entertainment, ask “Dot” to tell you her dreams. They vary in location from South America to the North Pole. We hear whispers about a palm leaf. How about it “Dot”? IIIIIIMIIMIIIIMIIIIIMIIIIMMIIIIIIM Page fifteen | .................................................................................. MIMIIIIMMMIIIIIIMIIMIIMMIIIIIIIMMIMIIIIIIIIIMIMIIIMIIMMIMIIMMMMIIMIIIIIIIMMIMMIIIMIIIIIMMMIIMMMIIIMMIIIIMMMMIMMMIMIMMMMIMIIIIIIMMIMrMIMIIIMIMMIMIIUIIIIMIMMIMIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIMIIIIMIMMIIIimilllMIIMMI _ ................ min........................................................................ SENIO R Grace Fye Glee Club 3; Freshman, Sophomore, and Junior Class Plays, Basketry Club 1. Our expectations for Grace as a movie star or theatre actress ought certainly be fulfilled for she has plenty of talent. Nevin Fisher “Fish” Football 4. Nevin came from Boalsburg last year and joined our class. He made the foot- ball team and in spite of this he is still a very handsome fellow. Theodore Fowler “Teed” Track 2, 3, 4; Glee Club 2, 3, 4; Operetta 2, 3. “M-m-m-m-”. We can’t say whether “Teed” was talking to his mama, or reading his report card. Well, Theo- dore did one good thing, viz. got our class to pull him through. William Frear “Wivvy” M. G. Stair. “Wivvy” simply never notices skirts! It's just “terrific” as Frank would say. Yes, Willyum’s gone entirely to French and Chemistry. No hope. Let’s tune in on somebody else. Luella Garner “Shorty” Basketry Club 1; Sophomore Play; Class Treasurer 2; Declamatory Con- test. “Shorty” never grew very much, but this won’t blight her college career. Page sixteen HMMIMMMWMMMMMIIIIMMMMIMIMMMMIMIMMIMMMMIIMIIMMMMMMMMMMIMMMIMM� MMHIMMMItlltllMIHIfltlMIMIIMIMIMItllHIIMItlllMIttMIMtlllllllMIMflMIIMMIIIIIMMIM is E N I 0 R S I John Gates M. G. Staff. Poor old “K ant-Sag” has borne so many of Hubert’s jokes that he is begin- ning to look like a “Kan-Sag”. C’mon boys, let's sing “The Bridle Course” by J. Fergoosin’ Jr. Frank Glenn Junior Play, Track Mgr. 3; Basket- ball Mgr. 4; Debating 4; M. G. Staff. Here's a boy who seems to have risen from the rank and file this year. One of the kind that does not shine till the spot-light is turned upon him. Collegiate Kid, all right. Margaret Goheen Sewing Club 1. Margaret is very quiet and sedate. We never see her running through the halls late to class, or in a hurry to do something, but she’s always there just on the dot. Anna Mary Hess “Look at that long curly hair.” This is all we heard the first few days of school. Bobs are common, but curls are unusual. _ ,,, (y' Grace Hoy Basketry Club 1; Sophomore and Junior Class Plavs, Class Secretary 2; M. G. Staff. Here’s one of our most brilliant schol- ars. She’s only a little girl, but she has a great big man to protect her. Page seventeen .MMMMIMIMIIMMIMMimillMIIIIIIIIIMIIIIIIIMIMIIMIMIIMMIMMMHIIIMIIMMIMIMUMIIMMIIIIMMIMIMIIIIIIIIMIIMMMIMMIIMIMMMMMMHIMIIIMIIIHIMIIIIMIMIMIMMIMIMIIMIIMIIMIMIIMIUMIIMMIIIIIMIMnilimil ..............Illlllllllllll....Mlllllll till....................................................................................................................... IMIlllllllllllimiMIIIMIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIItlllllllllllMIIIIII IIIMIMIIIIIIIIIMMIMMIIIMimiMMIMMMIIMIMIMIMIMMMMIMIII IMIlllimilllllMIMMMMI Carl Harpster Bull-fighter! This Spanish Cavalier never heard of a retreat—nor a guitar either. Behold a boy who has met the odds and sent them helter-skelter. Harold Hubler Football 1, 2, 3, 4; Baseball 2, 3, 4; Track 2, 3, 4; Basketball 2, 3. Every school has to have a “hard guy”. So we have Harold. He must be almost tough enough to play football with the big boys.” Hassel Hurwitz Editor “The Piper”, M. G. Staff; Debating; Orchestra 1, 2, 3; Declama- tory Contest. Hard Hearted Hassel, the handsome Haberdasher. This boy has distinguish- ed himself in music for his fiddle, in debating for his fire, in writing for his heiroglyphics, and in general for his love of English teachers. Sarah Houser “Sis” “Jack” Freshman and Sophomore Plays, Basketball 4. Rosella Ishler “Rose” Here’s one of the “Four Hundred of our class. She’s a good friend to every- body. so we like Jo call her “Sis”. Glee Club 3. Page eighteen When any one is in trouble, “Rose” is willing to help. This is a worth-while trait Rosella. HIIIMIIMIMII illlllllllllll l••l•ml•lll•M•••l••l•M•llml••lllllllll .tMMIIIIIIII•ll•ll•IIIMIIM•lll•l•lll•IIIMII•••l•IIMIIIIIII•lll•MII IIIIMMimiMIIMIIMIMIIMimiimilllll IMMIIMMIIIIMIMtMMIIMIMtMMIIIIOMMIIMIMMIMMMIIIIMIIIMMIMMIMMIMIMMMMIMMIIMMIMIIIIMMIIIMIMMIIMIMMIMMIIMMIIIIIUMMMIIMMIIIIMIHIIIMMIMMMOMIIMMMMMM N 0 R Walter Johnson M. G. Staff; Track Mgr. 4. “Unca Walt” has red, red,—oh bright red hair, but it does not signify such a temper. Walter’s just a peaceful, blush- ing, law-abiding citizen—except for speeding. Clarence Kerstetter “Kicker” Orchestra 2, 3; Glee Club 2; Junior Play. In spite of his size, Clarence can still stand it to grow up a bit. It is a well known fact that this boy can blow the pads clear off of a saxophone if he sets about to do it. Hubert Koch Football 3, 4; Basketball 2, 3, 4; Track 1, 2, 3, 4; M. G. Staff. Hubert’s violet seems to be fading. Maybe it is merely due to too much hot air. Well, happily for us, Hubert has upset the plans of many a teacher. Alda Lauck Behold our Alda! This little vamp comes from Pine Grove, where many boys have gone to call on her. She is a good student and we are glad to have her in our class. Hilda Lonberger Orchestra 1, 2, 3; Glee “Pesty” is a go worked hard to o ction aW ur •Testy” Club 1, 2; Freshman, Sophomore and Junior Class Plays, Cheer Leader, Basketball 2, 4. md she has, Page nineteen ; MIHMnMMIIMIIIMIIIIIIIHIIIMIIHIIHIIIIIHIHHMIMIHMHIimiMMMIIMMMtMIIMMIttTt ..................................................................................................................ItlMIMIIIIUMMHUIIHMMIHHHIl SENIORS 5 i James Meek “Jim Track 2, 3, 4; Football 3, 4; Piper Staff 4; Junior Play. Oh Norma! Jim is a rather serious young: man—for his age—and they say the typewriter knows when he is around. Ruby Messmer This little girl joined our class last fall and we are glad to have her with us. Sara Miller “Sallie” Dramatics 1, 3; Basketball 3; Sopho- more Play. Even though “Sallie” is small in stature, we will always remember her, she has our best wishes. Mac Mothersbaugh Mac also joined us from the Boal ranks and has quietly fitted himself into our class, and now we think of him just like the old timers. Mary Mitchell “Mitch” Music Club 3; Glee Club 3; Track 3; Basketball 3. 4; Basketball Captain 4. Here’s a jolly girl that joined us in the Sophomore year. She’s an all around athlete and scholar. I Page twenty Hlllll Hit...................MM..............................................................HIM � Illllllllllllllll.................... s N O R Logan Martin “Fuzz” Glee Club 2, 3, 4; Junior Play. Although “Fuzz” still thinks that a class meeting is a recitation period, we’ll hand him a K. O. for his apt use of vocalization. o fvswni Kdward Mairs—“Ed” Football 2, 3, 4; Baseball Mgr 3; Junior Play, Declamatory Contest, President A. A. 4. “Teacher’s Pet”. And the living por- trait of innocence. As a football line- man and an escort for the “jane” of the town he has done fairly well. Louise Musser Track 2, 3, 4; Music Club 3; Dramatics 3; Glee Club 3. Louise is one of our real athletes. We hear she keeps in practice by walking to school every morning. Chester Musser “Chet” Of all the masculine Mussers in our school, we hold this one to be the best. A Sheik to some degree and a sure hit in Solid. Virginia Newell “Janie” Virginia is one of our new class mates, and although she hasn’t been with us long we are very proud of her. Page twenty-one MIIIiiiiiiiimmiiiiiiiimiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiimMMMIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII«IIII II I IIII..............mi...........MllMtiMMilMlMMmiitMMiiliiMlliiiliiiflMMimiMiliitiMIMtMri IIIIMIIIIIMIMIIIIIIIMIIIIIHIMIMMIMIMIIMMliniMHIIIIIIIIIMMMIIIIIMIMnilllMIMIMIIIIIIIIIMIIIIMIIMIMIMItlllllMIIMIIIMIIIIIIIIIIMMIIMIIMIIIMIIIIIiniMIIIIIMIIMIIIIIMIMIMIIIIIIMIMMIMMMIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIMIIIIIMIIIMIMIIIIIIIIIMIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIilli JIIIMIIIMIIIMtIIIIIMMlinMIllMMIIMIMIIIIIIIIIMMIIIIIMtIHIIMIIIIIIIMIMIIMIIIMIMIIIHIIillllMIMMIIIIIIMIIMIMMMMIIIIIIIIIMItMHItllllHIMIIIMMIMMIIIIIIIIHItlllMIIIIKIttllMIM SEN I O R S Ella Neff “Sis” Glee Club 3, 4; Sewing Club 1. Ella shines in the Commercial room, and her main ambition is not to be “Somebody’s” stenog, but to enter train- ing in the Methodist Hospital in Phila- delphia. Blanchard Parsons “Felix” Baseball 2, 3; Track 3, 4; Class Bas- ketball 3, 4. Blanchard the Parson has visited our school now and then apparently to gain an education, but more likely to let fall a few wise and well seasoned adages from his aged and fertile mind. Sarah Parsons Dramatic Club 1; Art Club 1. Doesn’t she look studious? Well, she is. We hope that you keep up this good work Sarah, and you will be sure to win. Zelma Rudy Sewing Club 1. Zelma has a big long ride to come to school every day and this is how she keeps her ruddy cheeks aglow. Anna Strouse “Anne” Declamatory Contest, M. G. Staff, Piper Staff 4. Here’s anqfclier one of our scholars. This gjxJ gdfs about half of the A’s that ar Jn ro out on the report cards. I’ayc twenty-two ................................................................................................................................... in .IMMIIMMIMIMMMMItItllMIMMIMMMMIIMMIIMMMIIMIIIMMMItMMMMtMMMMIIMMtl SENIORS Elizabeth Sauers “Bid” Basketry 1; Freshman and Sophomore Plays, Dramatics 3. A very illustrious member of our class. You should see the marks she pulls!! We wonder how she does it be- cause she never studies. Norma Slagle “Normie” Dramatic Club 1; Sophomore Play, Dramatics 3. We often wonder if “Normie” diets, but she says she doesn'. We hope when you leave this famous institution of learning, that you will have gained-more than weight. Margaret Slagle (J “Mamie Basketball 3, 4; Tennis 3; Secretary A. A. 3; M. G. Staff, Captain Basket- ball 3. Here's to another of our girl athletes. She’s a puzzle to many of us. Ask Well that’s all right Blanchard. “Fritz” cast ret hall at break neck ? utes late, but she a study because she i scholars. “Fritz Music Club 3; Basketball nto the study out two min- ys has time to of our best Rosella Snyder Music Club 3, 4; Glee Club 2. 3. 4; Basketball 2, 3, 4. Here is one of the big reasons why the girls have had good basketball teams. This young lady has played for three years. Page twenty-three ......... f. IIIMIIIMIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIMIMIIIIIIIIIMIIMIMI JllltMIIIMHHItttHMIMHmMllltllMMHUItlllMItlllMIIMMIIIIMtIMMIIIIMIMIIMIIMIIIMIIMMMMIIIMI SENIO R S Elizabeth Tharp “Betty” Sewing Club 1. This young lady hails from the suburbs of State College. She is so quiet that we scarcely know she is around except when she runs her nimble fingers over Harry Trostle Allow us to introduce our far famed P. O. D. speaker. It takes a boy like Harry to make up an ideal class; slow going but gets there. Miriam Thompson “Mim” “Pete” Sewing Club 1: Sophomore Play, Glee Club 2, 3; Piper Staff 3, 4; Music Club 3. “Pete” has a finger in every activity of our school. She is an ardent reform- er and a mainstay of our class. Erma Weaver “Chubbie” Glee Club 4. If you wish to see Erma, go to some street corner and in a few minutes you will see her rolling by in her “coupe”. Kathryn Wert Glee Club 4 After spendi halls of lea pi came to her studies, A ree years in the t Boalsburg, Kathryn Jlege High to continue Page twenty-four ................................... IHIIII.....I.....I HIMilll........... ............................................................................... I.............. IMIMIMMIMIVMIIII SENIORS Jayne Wharton Glee Club 4; Music_Club This young lady com«i£ from Mount Union. She is quite accomplished. She can laugh, sing gr play fheSugno. Marian Winter Lincoln Essay Medal 3; Junior De- clamatory Contest, Basketball 3, 4. Behold in this modest little girl one of our best scholars. She also has the distinction of being “office boy” this year. Katherine Zimmerli Piper Staff 4. ‘Kate” “Kate” came to us from Palo Alto, California, ideas, some put in pr •many advanced iuld be hard to Guy Zong Football 3; Baseball 3. This big ladies’ man comes from Oak Hall. He always has a girl to take home from school. It is said that they fall for his curly hair. Page twenty-five HlltMMIIHIIIMIIIMttllllHIIIIIIIIIIIIIiminiMIIIMIIIIIIIHIIIIHIHMIHMIMIIIMIHMIllllllHIHIIIHIMIIIIIHIIHIMHMIllMHIMHIIIMIIMMIHHMmMIIHIMII CAN YOU IMAGINE Donald Black A wall flower Geo. Etters . Playing Basketball Grace Fye..........................With a dirty face Zong ............. Without Dorothy Chas. Cole ........................Not cracking jokes “Nebs” Fisher Present at fifteen minute assembly Virginia Newell Raising cane Helen Behrer ...................... ... Speech bound William Frear............................ With a girl Paul Campbell Six feet two in his stocking feet “Cutie” Lauck Making forty words a minute Norma Slagle Weighing 200 lbs. Miss Miles Telling the Egolf twins apart Ed. Mails With his English lesson Hubert Koch Making “A” in deportment Sara Snyder Getting to school on time “Jim” Meek ............................Not love sick Grace Hoy ...........With an “M” on her report card Mary Mitchell Sarcastic Chester Musser..................... Making a speech “Ted” Fowler With his hair mussed John Gates ................................. Studying Hassell Hurwitz......................Getting cheated David Ailman........................Using small words Erma Weaver Driving ten miles an hour Frank Glenn Getting his work in on time Harry Trostle Getting five “A’s” “Marny” Slagle Without a smile “Fuzz” Martin Singing in a chorus S. C. H. S.........................Without Mr. Hayes S. C. H. S. With a new “Gym” : Page twenty-six •hmmmimmii IIIMIIMIIMIMIIMMIIIIMIIMIIIinilllllMIIIIMIMIMIIMIMIII IIIIMIIIIIIIIIMII IHIMIIIIIMMMIIHIIIIMIIMIl P R O P II E C Y Graduation had come! We were to enter the “wide, wide world.” What would he our destinies? I, the Elijah of the Class of ’26, was to re- veal the future of my associates. How would I, a pebble upon the sands of Life, be able to gain such fore-knowledge? After much deliberation, I decided to put aside my care. To rest my wearied mind, I secured a news- paper, sat down in my chair, and began to read. I heard a voice say, “Who calls me ?” A troubadour stood before me. “Go! I cannot endure you!” “Your yearning drew me here.” “Who are you?” “I am one who seeks evil yet makes for good. I came to assist you in learning the future of your comrades.” I wondered at his knowledge. “That’s easily learned! There dwells an old woman in a cavern at the bot- tom of the earth. She sits beside a cauldron where she weaves a spell that yields to the future. Straightway we’ll journey there.” I rose, my new companion threw a magic cloak about my shoulders, and we were on our way. The earth divided as we sunk down in the dark. Time passed. Days and nights of silence followed. Downward and downward we sped. 1 seemed to grow older in years. My hair began to assume a whitish hue. I became less agile. My movements were burden- some. “We will soon reach the Land of Prophecy where Hecate reigns.” “Where Hecate reigns,” I gasped. Oh! those last minutes of agony. A half hour passed. All was silent. The atmosphere seemed to change. I turned and saw a hollowed cav- ern. Apish forms were grouped around a cauldron from which flames were leaping up as the cauldron boiled over. A witch shot down from an opening in the rock, seized the ladle, and threatened the apes. Turning to my companion, she said, “Noble Mephistopheles, how can I best serve you ?” “Mephistopheles!” I expected to meet Satan next. “My comrade would like to read the 1938 news of State College.” “Will you pay me for it?” “Anything you ask.” Pointing, she said, “Go into yonder hollow of the rock, up six flights of steps, and into the dark room to your left. Fol- lowing her directions we soon found the future of the residents of State College, written on tablets of clay. The Piper for June 4th contained the accomplishments of some of the Class of ’26. I read the account of person after person. Some had been fortunate and had reached the heights of success; others had stopped along the pathway; yet the (lass of 1926 ranked well in the world. As I finished, the print seemed to alter. I was sitting in a chair. Look- ing at the date of the paper in my hands, I learned that it was June the 4th 1926. I leaped from my chair in ecstasy. Some mythical being had re- vealed the destinies of the members of the Class of 1926 to me in a most whimsical and grotesque manner. The world may call this a dream. Psychologists may call this imagin- ation. But still,—wait and see. Sarah Parsons, the prominent millionaire, has given her home on Tenth Street for the care and education of orphans. Miss Hess has charge of the house Miss Anna Strouse. Rosella Snyder, and Louise Musser are Page twenty-seven rilltllMIIIMIHMIlltimilllHIHIIHII IMIMMMlMMIMIMtlMMMIMMMMI IIIIIM............................ III! employed as teachers. We are sure that the children will receive every- thing but their needed attention. Postmaster Glenn, at the banquet of the postal employes held in the Waldorf last night, disclosed his intentions of visiting Washington and urging our representatives in Congress to ask for appropriations. Mr. F. Glenn said, “The crying need of State College is an addition to the postal building where people may have more room to lick stamps.” Late yesterday afternoon the City Council passed a measure granting K. Zimmerli, President of the State College Architectural Club, permis- sion to begin work on the plans for a City Hall to be erected on the Park- way. The Old Maid’s Home Association is planning to build a home for its many female members. The “Crow” Brown Estate has been purchased for $100,000,000.00. The following officers were elected at the last meeting: Pres. Sara Dunlap, Vice President Mac Mothersbaugh, Secretary Dorothy English, Treasurer Henry Elder. Grace Fye, Alda Lauck, Betty Tharp, “Bid” Sauers, Miriam Thompson, Norma Slagle, Ruby Mesmer, Zelma Rudy, and Helen Waterbury, frail and worn out by ceaseless wanderings, have joined the O. M. H. A. and will appreciate a good home at last. Among the noted collections in the museum this week is the fowl ex- hibit of K. Wert and S. Miller, the well-known bird collectors. These natu- ralists first began their collections at a tender age. Their system is very practicable. Miss Wert sings to them, and if they are still alive, Miss Miller can be seen Kleansing them. George Etters, the distinguished violinist, died at his mansion on Roseville Boulevard from a slight case of blood-poisoning. H. Koch, the undertaker and embalmer, says that it is proven that he undertakes great people eventually—why not now? “Happiness in Every Box” is guaranteed. Carl Harpster, after much deliberation, was appointed chairman of the Republican Convention at Cleveland. Republican circles gladly receiv- ed the notice that some one had accepted the position. D. Ailman, a Pittsburgh Banker, will open the convention with a speech on behalf of the Republicans’ selection for president. Chief-Justice of the Supreme Court, W. Johnson, after his investiga- tion of the problem “How Long Can I Stay Away From Philadelphia,” chose “Marnie” Slagle to paint his picture. The task is, indeed, difficult for Miss Slagle who is accustomed to painting landscapes with D (eep) Black. After the portrait is completed, it will be placed in the Hay’s Historical Institute. The Italian villa, recently built on the Branch Creek, will be occupied by Mr. Nevin and Mrs. Hilda Lonberger Fisher. Sarah Lyne Houser has complete charge of the costly furnishings for the love-nest. Charles Cole has established a designing shop on Allen Street. He has in his employment the draughtswomen of well repute, Luella Garner and Helen Behrer. They will give you a trial in your spare time at home by- raising and lowering your windows. Page twenty-eight IIMIIMIMMIIMIttlMIIIIMtMIMMIIMIIHIHIMIMIIItNMIlHItltMHIIMItMIIIMHIMIHHMMIMIIMMIMIHIIIMtllitlimMimMII .......................................I,,,,,I, Ml,,I,Ml................................................ IMMMMMMM..................... '1 I 9U U-fl}U9(n} 90 VJ MMIMMMMMMIMIMIIMIMMMIMMMmMMMIIMMIMMIIMIMMIIMMMMMIMMMMIMMMMMMlmMMIMI MM IM Ml III MIIIMMIMMM ••••••! IIMMMMIM Ml MMII ••••••••••••••• ••• MM •••• X : : iiMMMiri _•••••.... 11111111....................................................................................... unit........... SENIOR CLASS POEM As we turn and look back, with regret in our hearts, To the days that soon will be o’er; We think of the glory, the toil and the fun, And we grieve that they’ll come back no more. Though we know that our school days are speeding along, And soon will be dreams of the past; The friends we’ve made and the friendships we’ve formed, Are things which always will last. And now that Life’s duties are calling us all. We’ll answer with smile and with cheer, That we’ll shirk our tasks and from hardships shirk. Our friends need never to fear. For deep down in our hearts, we are all of us sure, That whatever else we may do; We’ll always think of old State College High, And to her will always be true. | Page thirty riMIIMHIIIIIIIIIIIIHIIMIIMIIMIIIIIIIIHIIIillll IIMMIMimilMIIMIIimiMIIIMIMIMIIMMIMMII Ilf HltllHHI iiMiimiiiii IMIMMIMIII I tllllHIIII ........................................ iiiiiiii.................................................... in.................................................... .......................................................................mm.........mini................................. iiimihiiiiiiimiiii...... ...................................................... him.......inn......................................................................................................................... 6uua AUTOGRAPHS StM. uJ M -fc rage thirty-two ............................. I' '' � .................. mil.IMI 111 • 11II1111111111.11II111111111 • 111 ........... I....... •MIHI INMMIMIIMMINHMHHIMIIMHIMIMIMIIMIMIMIIIIMIMIIIMIINMMHMIIIIHI IIMMMMMMMIHMMM Mi •••••••••••••••••• Mil •••••••••• ••••••••••••§••••• II MM •••••••• MfMMMMi ••••••••• •••••••••••••••••••• 2 Page thirty-three JUNIORS JUNIORS Back, Standing—Struble, Miller, Shoemaker, Neidigh, Strouse, Stoddart. Middle— Peters, Weaver, Sunday. Shope, Smith, Miller, Wieland, Shadow, Williams, O’Neal, Myers, Shawley. Front—Long, Peters, Waterbury, Neidigh, Scott, Pearce, Zong, Segner, Albright, Witmer, DeVisme. JUNIOR CLASS OFFICERS President .....................................Anne Ritenour Vice President .............................Charles Stoddart Secretary .......................... Paul Krumrine Treasurer ............................. John Frizzell Class Advisors ... ...........Miss Miles, Mr. Lenhart 1‘agts thirty-four IIMIIIIIIHIIIIIIIIIIMIIIIIItmillllMllllllllltlllllllllllllllllHIIIIIIIIII iiiimm i m inmi MMMMMIMI Ml Iimimiiiu mi Mimm Minimi iimimiiiimMiiimiiiMiiMmimi IIIIIHIII JUNIORS Back row, reading from left to right—Krumrine, Frizzell, Keller, Sauers, Myers, Graham, Kennedy, Karee. Middle row—Coble, Dreibelbis, Miller, Eves, Fowler, Ellen- berger, Gilliland, Johnson, Norris, Forbes, Myers, Hartsock. Front row—Kinsloe, Cherrington, Campbell, Kunes, Davis, Hartswick, Jameson, Knoll, Brennan, Cole. JUNIOR CLASS HISTORY GOING—going—but not yet gone. The high school will have the pleasure of having us with them another year. We began as Freshmen in September, 1923. Well, we really weren’t called Freshmen then, for the upper classmen did not design to claim us in their midst, so we “held our own” as the 9th grade in the “cellar,” as we might fittingly have called it until it appropriated the more dignified name of Chemistry Laboratory. Page thirty-five | •Min.............................................. i....Mini............................................. ■ MIMHHMHMIIMMtMHMIIIinHIHHHIMHHMHmillHIIHHIMIMMIimimilMIIHItIHIHMHtIIHIMMMMMIlHmMMIHimilllHHIIHmHIHIMIIIHIIHHHIHHIIHMMMHMIHHIHIIHIH But we did not seem to suffer from lack of attention, and with Mr. Watkins and Miss Miles we strove mightily, in spite of the underground atmosphere, until in May we staged “Polly Lou” and “The Kitchen Cabinet Orchestra.” The next year we returned as Sophomores fully resolved to take our rightful place in study hall. Our notable achievement of the year was an all-high Halloween masquerade party, which was quite successful, and you must forgive us if we brag a little, but outsiders said it was the best dance ever given in the high school, and declared the decorating scheme was unique. We sent into athletics several members who helped to gain a good record for the school. Our Junior year has been and is yet to be one of which we may be proud. We had the annual Lincoln Essay Contest, the winner of which was Joe Miller. On March 12, we presented Booth Tarkington’s “Seven- teen,” which was a credit to the class and school. The Prom is yet an event looked forward to, but plans now in progress give indications of a prom “bigger and better” than ever before. Another event to happen this year is the Junior Declamatory Contest, which occurs late in May. This year we had representing us on the “Varsity” basketball team three members, and a number of boys went out to the gridiron. We have been indeed impressed by the dignity and responsibility of our position. Next year will be our last within the walls of State Col- lege High School. May '27 press on, then, to nobler deeds and brighter fame, that her name may be of still more inspiration to those who are to follow us. UIMIHIMMIMMM.........MMMIIIIIIIIMIMIMIIIIMIUIMMmiMIMIMIMMIIillMMIIIIMIMIMM IIIIHIMIIMIIIM...IMMMIIM.......It...Hill....................... Page thirty-six _ s o p H O M O R E S SOPHOMORES Back row, reading left to right—Hodgkiss, Horner, McFarland, Fleming, Bailey, Cork Third row—Heath, Lonberger, Meyer, Stoddart, Waterbury, Pearce, Sarson, Snediker, Tate, Struble, Royer. Second row—Wagner, Way, Way, Perry, Neff, Newlin, Tschan, Smith, Miller, Slopey. Front row—Rimmey, Meyer, Smith, Taylor, Thomp- son, Reed, Shaw, Houser. A Standing Joke Lecturer: “Sedentary work tends to lessen the en- durance.” Rusty: “In other words, the more one sits, the less one can stand.” Lecturer: “Exactly, young man. And if one lies a a great deal, one’s standing is lost completely.” Page thirty-eight iiiimhmiimhiiiihhmimiiiimmmA •iiiiiiinni inMMniMMMIMHIIIIIIIIMIIMIMMMIMIMMMnMinilMIIIMinMIlll until IIIIIIMIHtlll IIIOIIIM.....Ill......Illllllimil lllilllllMIIIIIII 111111111111111111111111 till tlllllimilll tllMMHMM HIM Mill it tlltMII IIIIIMMIt It III tlltt Mill It III tIMMt MM IIIIHMHIMIIIIMItl .. hi.min...mu. mm............... |SOPHOMORES| SOPHOMORES Back row, reading from left to right—Krumrine, Brown. Johnson, Cowell, Fletch- er, Fishburn, Glenn, Foster, Heberling. Third row—Mullen, Bloom, Johnson, Koch, Krumrine, Krebs, Crissman, Maule, Martinez, Barnes, Archey, Dennis, Bottorf, Henszey, Ishler. Second row—Bloom, Houtz, Marquardt, Kepler, Meek, Egolf, Forbes, Everett, Goodling, Krumrine, McMahon. Front row—Gravatt, Hurwitz, Gilliland, Hostetter, Bressler, Kessinger, H. Egolf, R. Egolf, Kuhn. Sam H.—“Do you remember when you were struck by my beauty ?” “Keppy”—“Yes, it was at the masked ball, wasn’t it?” Professor—“Name some production of which the supply exceeds the demand.” Pupil—“Trouble.” Page thirty-nine ................................ Mill...MUM................................. MMMMMMt...MM..... MMMMMI' - SOPHOMORE CLASS CLASS OFFICERS President Harold Glenn Vice-President ..................... Kathleen Meek Secretary ............................... Velma Egolf Treasurer............................. John Kessinger We, as dignified Sophomores, have not seemed to be very active but notice our scholastic standing. Our representatives in Athletics are—Kate Meek, Marie McMahon, “Skib” Glenn, “Bill” Hodgkiss, John Kessinger, Steve Fletcher, “Red” Lonberger, Lucian Shaw, Dick Ishler, Clifford Horner, and “Fats” Meyers. During the year our class staged the play “Either or Either”, at a Parent Teachers’ Association meeting. ' One of the most successful issues of the Piper was also put out by our class. We are well represented on the Debating Club, which has just been started this year. Our class advisors for this year are Miss Jones and Mr. Lenhart. We have an enrollment of about ninety members and hope to have even more in ’28. I'age forty «Mil IHMMIIHIHIIIIHIMIMII 1 MIIIIMMIIMIIIIIIIIIIIHIIIMMIIIIIIIIIIIIHIIIIIMIMII F R E S H M E N FRESHMEN Back row reading left to right—Nerhood, Park, Wolf, Ward. Whitill, Tavlor. Thompson Third row—Tschan, Wells, Lonberger. Smith, Peters. Neidigh, Shawlev ” ijliams, Pelton, Smeltzer. Second row—Pearce, Snyder, Tate, Osman, Tate, Womer Ralston, Zerby, Peters, Shuey Front row—Fye, O’Bryan, Espenshade, Winter, Thomas, Ritenour, Hildebrand, Thompson, Weaver. President .......................................Billy Leitzel Vice President ........................... lone Pearce Page forty-two IMHMMMMMMMMIMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM F R E S H M E N FRESHMEN Back row. reading left to right—Moore, Meek, Hoy, Corl, DeVisme, Dunkle, Glenn. Meyer. Borland. Manuel. Third row—Dunaway, Holmes. Breon Barker. Miller, Fight, Mallory, Dean, Homan, Lee, Johnson, Eves, Dale, Dreibelbis, Bressler, Frizzel, Knepp Corl, Hoy, Houser. Second row—Koch, Black, Kessinger, Hartman, Kepreos, Isenberg Leitzel, Myers, Crissman, Hontz, Markle, Henninger, Bloom. ? ront row Hoy, Musser, Bottorf, Fry, Brungard, Dotterer, Campbell. McHenry, Gilland, Hunter. Secretary Richmond Ritenour Treasurer ....................... Rose Eva Ronberger Page forty-three MIMMIMIMIMMIMIUMIIIMIIMIHIMMIIIMMI� •••IIMII ......Ilium........IIIIIIIM....................I.........MM IMMMMMMIMMMMMIMIMMMHMMMMIIMMMMMMMMMIMMK ................................................................... Ml.................. ......................... FRESHMEN CLASS The purpose of this composition is to give a brief summary of our class accomplishments throughout our years together. Starting from the grades we have managed, that is most of us, to climb thus far. Other schools have sent us some of their pupils and we have also had to part with sevgral of our class-mates. Since the seventh grade it has been a custom for us to elect class officers and our choice seems to have proven successful. Our past officers have proven a suc- cess, and also our present ones seem to be playing the game without difficulty. As long as our class has been organized most of us have managed to play the game fair and square, although we aren’t prone to expound our knowledge in the presence of our upper classmen. Now that exams are over and the so-called fatal results have been told the class of ’29 is going to start the second year in a new way and prove successful. | : = r E imnmimi Page forty-four .....................................timiiiiiittiiiMiiiMiii.Mil..................... in QRGANlZaTieNS - MM Ml MM I Ml II111111111II llll HIM Ml MM 11 I IIIMMIMMIMIMIMMIMIMMIMIMMIMMIMMI jiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii� iiiiiiiiiiiniiiiiiiiiiiiiiMiuniii,u,,iiini,niMiMiiiii� iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiminiiiiiimiiiiiitiiiiiiiiinuiiiiiiiiiiiimmiiiiiiiiiiiii w THE PIPED p PIPE UP! on pipccl TArr 1925 26 MA CL rtU« TZ eono -J, T m • M.M4nON ATfUtTX lD TOQ_ 7W Wt MMKIUlfIM. •W TtPhCW rOQBC excntNce ?i t coft pipc • “THE PIPER” November 21, 1924—a memorable date in history is one to be remem- bered in the history of our school. For on that day appeared “The Piper,” looking rather undernourished but promising, after long deliberation as to a name. Did you ever know some of the names which some people attempt- ed to wish on to our paper? It narrowly escaped being called “The Fog Horn.” but realizing that the only body of water in this vicinity was the Evergreens pool, the idea was promptly dismissed. “The Hischoo” was Page forty-nix another suggestion, and “The Mountain Line” also afforded much indecis- ion. As you see, “The Piper” was victorious and it does not seem to have been regretted. Louis Bergendahl was the first editor. The staff experienced many a hectic moment, and at times it was feared that “The Piper” would pipe no longer. But by the courageous efforts of all it was saved from a tragic doom. By the end of the year, “The Piper” assumed a healthy aspect and promising future. One learns through experience and the staff certainly profited by those first few months of discouragement. This year with Hassel Hurwitz as editor an energetic staff has en- deavored to put forth a paper worthy of the school. The moment of triumph arrived with the Christmas issue, and part of its success is due to John Frizzell’s splendid Christmas heading. This was followed by the Sophomore issue, and with Emily Goodling as editor it was a great achievement. The stories, most of which have been written by Louise Marquardt, have been highly praised by other schools. For many of the good editorials the Press Club is indebted to Miriam Thompson, who has put forth much effort in behalf of “The Piper.” It certainly takes “ads” to keep a paper free from “financial embarrassment,” as we might gently put it. Jim Meek and Kenneth Corl have succeeded in keeping us out of “pecuniary difficulties” very successfully. “The Piper” has cost many a midnight kilowatt, but it has been worth it. The Press Club has endeavored to make it an expression of the school’s spirit. May the future prove that State College High School is capable of putting out a publication which shall promote interest in school activi- ties, and of upholding the reputation of S. C. H. S. among other schools. Page forty-seven 'IHIIIIIHHMIHMMIIIIIMmilHIl imillHHHI IHIIMIIMIHIIIHMIHIlininiHniMIlHIHIIMI''� DEBATING CLUB Standing, left to right—John Dotterer, Frank Glenn, Henry Elder, Sumner Noll, Gilbert Fleming, Wyland Dunaway, Harlan Dennis. Sitting—Stephen Forbes, Rene DeVisme, Paul Campbell, Louise Marquardt, Annabelle Krumrine, Emily Goodling, Hassell Hurwitz, David Ailman. I) EHATING This year marked the arrival of a new side to our school life. Hereto- fore our competition with other High Schools has been devoted entirely to Athletics, but this year we have introduced rivalry of a different kind— debating. A debating club was organized under the direction of Mr. Hays and Miss Werle. This group is composed of about twenty members,' all classes being well represented. Page forty-eight IIIIMtIIIMIHMIMimillMMttllllMIIHIMIIIIIIIIMIHHIttIHMMItllMHIIIIIMIHI HIHMIHMIMIHHIMIMIIIIIIIIMIMMIIIMMmitMIIIIIMIHMMIMII IMIMMMMIMMMIMIMiminMIMMIMIMIMMMMIMMMOIMIMMMMMIIIMIMMIIMimiMIMMM IMMMMmiMMMMMMMIMMMIMIMMIMIMIIMMIMMMMMIIMIIMIMMMMMIMUMMIMtIMMIM The purpose of the club is to carry on debating among the members and to compete with teams of other schools. A debating league has been formed among several of the leading High Schools of Centre County. The members of this league enter into a competition for the possession of a cup, donated by the State College Parent-Teachers’ Association. Our forensic representatives have had little previous experience, but they have been working industriously and we expect them to show up well in the coming contest. At the time this book was being published, the contest had just begun. The problem upon which the debate was cen- tered was—“Resolved—‘That it is advisable that the United States join the World Court’ (without reservations)”. The debate is to be held between the following High Schools—Philips- burg, Bellefonte, and State College. Each school has two teams, consist- ing of three debators and one alternate. Each member of the team is a high school pupil in good standing. Each school has two debates at home and two away. The time of the debates will be consecutive week-ends in March. The school winning the greatest number of the debates held, out of the four, will be declared the winner for 1926, and will have possession of the cup for the following twelve months. This article would not be complete without mentioning a few of the foremost members of the club. Misses Emily Goodling, Louise Marquardt, and Annabel Krumrine are the three feminine members. Among the boys we find, Messrs. David Ailman, Paul Campbell, Hassel Hurwitz, Rene De- Visme, and John Dotterer who have achieved positions of prominence. We hope that in the future years this club will assume a more import- ant place in the school life. Intellectual competition should be as fully emphasized as physical endeavors. P. S. As we go to press we have received notice that our team has won the cup, which is presented to the winners of the Centre County Debating League. “finis coronat opus”. iituimiMiiMi Page forty-nine ! mu...mini..Mini..hum....mu...............Mini............................ iiMiMMiMiiiiiMiMMiiiiiiiiiniiininmiiniMiimiiiiMmi imillllMIMIIMMMIIIIMIIMIIIIIIIMII • MlltMIMIIIIIMlllMii, GIRLS’ GLEE CLUB Back row, reading from left to right—Bressler. Scott, Myers, Sar-on. Shuey, Bloom, Messmer. Third row—D. Bloom, Barker. T. Peters, Knepp, Dreibelbis, John- son, Davis. Second row—Zerby, Neff, Pearce, Miss Johnson, Weaver, Johnson, Whar- ton. Front row—Eminhizer, J. Neff, S. Dreibelbis, Kepreos, Isenberg, Cowell, Peters. THE GLEE CLUBS The Glee Club of 1925-’26 is the best in the history of the present or- ganization. Their success has been made possible through the earnest efforts of Miss Ester K. Johnson and the loyal co-operation of the members of the Glee Club. This club met for the first time in the Junior High School building on Tuesday evening during the first part of November. The first appearance of the Glee Club before an audience, was before the high school during the chapel exercises. They sung several songs which were received by the Page fifty BOYS’ GLEE CLUB Back row, reading from left to right—Forbes, Fleming, Fishburn, Thompson, R. Egolf. Middle row—Faree, Graham, Johnson. Myers, Fowler. Front row—H. Egolf, Parks, Martin, Dennis, Ward. | audience very well. So near they were on the road to success that they next made their appearance during the Junior High School play held in the high school building. This appearance was also a success and brought much comment to the Glee club. Their last appearance was before the Parent Teachers’ Association meeting. This was received with the same enthusiasm, as in the case of the future appearances, the comic operetta, “See America First” met with great success last year, but the Glee clubs intend to surpass anything given heretofore, for both Boys’ and Girls’ Glee clubs plan to join forces and present before the public the comic opera, “The Marriage of Nannette.” Page fifty-one Mill..mu mi mill.II............................ l•l•••lllllll•IHI•l•lllll•ll•••lll•l•l•lll IIIMIMIIIHIIIIMMHIIIIMIMHIMIIMMHMIMMI “THE MARRIAGE OF NANNETTE” — A quite difficult but charming musical comedy was presented in April by the combined girls’ and boys’ glee clubs of the State College High School. This production is the third given under the direction of Miss Esther K. Johnson, and, it appears, will be the last, because Miss Johnson is not returning to our school next year. The comedy was presented under difficulties, be- cause of the lack of appropriate scenery therefore the managers are to be congratulated upon their efficient work. The play is centered around Nannette the village maid who loves Rene. The Count is to marry his fourth wife Heloise supposed to be the most beautiful girl in the country. Edmond, Nannette’s brother, steals the Countess Heloise from her carriage and hides her in a tower. In the meantime Madam Zenobie conceives the idea of marrying Nannette, her daughter, the wealthy Duke. Rebellious Nannette is tricked by her mother and brother until the contrivings of the gypsies and the bear bring Rene to her and the real Countess to the Duke. Minor plots are also involved but space does not per- mit us to elaborate on the story. Suffice it to say that the clubs did justice to the efforts put forth and we shall not soon forget the pleasing performance. | Page fifty-two UIIIHtllHHIMIMtlllUIUHIMIIIIHIIItllllllllllllllHHHIIMMIIIHHIlHIHl.tlllllMIIIIIIHIIIIII.HHIHIIIHMMIIIIflllllllHIIIIMHMHIIIIHIIIIIHIIItllMIIIMHIIIII.IHMHIIIMIli THE JUNIOR MUSIC CLUB The Junior Music Club, which is a branch division of the Music Study department of the State Woman’s Club, was organ- ized October 12, 1925 by Miss Margaretta Way, Chairman and Director. The following officers were elected to serve for the school year of 1925-26— President Jayne Wharton Secretary ...........................Helen Waterbury Treasurer ...............................Rosella Ishler The meetings convene on the first Monday of each month. Early in the year they were held in the High School Auditorium, but the more recent meetings have been held in the homes of the members. A number of instructive and entertaining programs con- sisting of piano and vocal solos, duets and quartets have been rendered by various members of the club. In addition to these programs, they have been learning to recognize by sight, sound and story the instruments of the orchestra. Miss Way has been showing colored charts of the various instruments and records have been played which reproduce the tone quality of each in- strument singly, then in groups, and lastly the full ensemble. Some of the members have purchased booklets on the “Instru- ments of the Orchestra,” which is a Course of Study issued for Juniors by the National Federation of Music Clubs. This study should add greatly to the enjoyment as well as to the apprecia- tion when they hear an orchestra. They gave a programme in April to which they invited parents and friends so that they might know they are a group of earnest workers in their efforts to make America a more musical nation. The members of the club would like to say to the Junior members of next year that they hope they will be able to ascend to even greater heights of attainment and success in their club. Page fifty-three ......................................................................................... JMIMI 11111111111111111 •••Ml................................................................ ATHLETIC ASSOCI VITON OFFICERS Edward Mairs ....................... President Donald Black ..................Vice President Grace Hoy ..........................Secretary The Athletic Association is an organization of the pupils to promote interest in athletic sports, to regulate and help equip our teams. Any one may join, the only restriction being that a fee of one dollar be paid. This money goes in the association’s treasury and is used in outfitting and other expenses of the teams. Mem- bership expires at the close of the school year. This is one of the school’s most active organization and every year there is an increase in membership. We look forward to the day when the whole school will be members of the Athletic Association. At the close of the present term there are only a few who are not members. The officers are elected by the members and are four in number. The constitution was drawn up by the members a few years ago. It was adopted by them and is still the guide for the meetings. Some of the duties of the association are to provide for the elections of cheer-leaders, managers and cap- tains of the teams. Mass meetings are also sponsored by the club. I Paare fifty-four IIHIMIMIIMlIttIMIIIMMMMtIMtHMIlllMMMMIMItllllllltIMtIIMIIMMHIHiMllHlliMiMiiMHMMiMMiMiMiiiiiiMMiMiiMMiMiMMMmMHHH • •IIMMIIMMMMIIMMMMMIMMMMIIIMIIMMMMIIMMMMMIMMMMMMIMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMIMMIMIMMMMIMIIM.... Mill....I............................... Ml.INIHIIIHII...Mil.... -UIMIMIIIIMIMIMMIMI IIIHMNIHiminilN IIIIHIIMHIHMIMMlinMIHIIUMMMMMMMIIIMMMMHMIl IIHIIIIMMMMMIIMIIMMIMMMMMMMMIIMIIIIMMHIMMMMMIM IIMIIMHIIMIIIIMII'MIIMIHI OUR .[UMOR CLASS PLAY ‘ Come Out of the Kitchen Olivia Dangerfield, alias Jane Ellen Grace Fye Elizabeth Dangerfield, alias Arminta Grace Hoy Mrs. Falkener, Tucker’s sister ................................. Sue Kern Cora Falkener, her daughter Helen Behrer Amanda, Olivia’s negro nurse Hilda Lonberger Burton Crane, a yankee millionaire Edward Mairs Randy Weeks, agent for Dangerfield Kenneth Corl Thomas Lefferts, Statistical poet Donald Black Solon Tucker, Cranes attorney and guest Logan .Martin Paul Dangerfield, alias Smithfield .....................Clarence Kersteter Charles Dangerfield, alias Brindlebury........................ Frank Glenn Synopsis Colonel and Mrs. Dangerfield, old aristocrats of the South have gone abroad for a short time, leaving their four children to take care of the house. While they are abroad, the Colonel becomes ill; an operation is necessary. This unexpected prolongation of their absence leaves the chil- dren in a financial predicament, caused by the lack of money and insurance, taxes, and other bills to pay. With the help of Randy Weeks, they manage to rent the house to a ankee millionaire, Burton t rane, who refuses to tolerate negro servants making it necessary to dispose of the servants and hire white servants from outside. At the last moment the servants decide not to come. Olivia proposes that they take the place of the servants. She takes the part of Jane Ellen, the cook; Elizabeth, as Arminta. is the chamber-maid; Paul becomes Smithfield, the butler; and Charles assumes the part of Brindle- bury, the boot-black. Mrs. Falkener. her daughter, Cora, and a lawyer, Solon Tucker arrive as guests with Burton Crane. Mrs. Falkener is desirous for Burton to propose to Cora, but Cora loves Thomas Lefferts. Mrs. Falkener finds fault with the sei ants. Arminta and Brindlebury are discharged for in- sulting her. , Burton Crane falls in love with Jane Ellen, and does not like it when he finds Randy Weeks’ handkerchief in the kitchen. Mrs. Falkener and Cora leave; Burton decides to break the lease. The night he is leaving, he learns that Jane Ellen is Olivia, and she tells him the true story. Page fifty-nix .............................................................................................. IIIIHHI..................M..........................M..MM............. ......I.............................................................. •••••• Page fifty-seven Ml miiiiiiiiii ii imi 11111111111111111111 Mm iiiiiii i tiiiii mi IIMMIMIMMIMIMIIIMMIIIMMIMMIMIIIIMII IMIIIMIIIIMIMIMIIIIIIIIIMIIIIIIIIII .......iiiiiii........inn llllllllllllllllll OUR FOOTBALL TEAM Back row, reading left to right—Coach Wieland, Horner, Heberling, Barnes, Ishler, Struble, Keller, Mgr. Black. Middle row—Fisher. Hodgkiss, Musser, Shawley, Mairs, Wallace, Smith. Front row—Hubler, Meek, Thompson, Capt. McAlevy, Myers, Musser, Miller. Name McAlevy, Capt “S” Man “S” Man Position Tackle Shawley, Capt. E. Fisher “S” Man “S” Man Tackle End Thompson Meek “S” Man “S” Man Center Center Myers “Fat” “S” Man Guard Mairs “S” Man Guard Moore “S” Man End Hubler Musser . “S” Man “S” Man F. Back H. Back Krumrine .. “S” Man Q. Back Smith “S” Man H. Back Keller “S” Man Q. Back Hodgkiss “S” Man Tackle 1 Miller “S” Man H. Back Fletcher End Horner H. Back Struble H. Back Mgr. “Cutie” Black Pa ye fifty-eight Tiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiimiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiimiiiiiii iiiiHitiMiiMimiiMMiminMimmiiiMniniimiiM ......................Ml................Ill......I................................................I... I .M.HM............................I................Ml..............Ml. SUMMARY OF FOOTBALL SEASON S. C. H. S., 7; MECHANICSBUKG, 7 This was our first game and with a new team on our schedule, the boys did remarkably well. S. C. H. S., 48; MILROY, 0 One glance at this score and you can readily see that the team was beginning to work rather smoothly. S. C. H. S., 0; PHILIPSBURG.O A tie score but nothing of which to be ashamed. S. C. H. S., 13; YEAGERTOWN, 0 In this game the boys did not have their regular strides thus account- ing for the low score. S. C. H. S., 20 HARRISBURG ACADEMY, 0 This game was the pride of our season if you don’t think so just ask the boys. S. C. H. S., 0; CLEARFIELD, 7 Our first defeat and it was hard to take even though it was an off day. S. C. IL S.. 96; PETERSBURG, 0 In this game we warmed up our subs and yet we kept on going. S. C. H. S„ 13; JERSEY SHORE, 7 We went to the game worried but came back feeling better. S. C. H. S.. 14; TYRONE, 6 Thev came here gay and happy but went home with bowed down heads. S. C. H. S„ 7; LEWISTOWN, 9 The boys fought to the last but Lewistown had the breaks. Page fifty-nine ........................................... Ml.................... ...Ml................................................ I..... ................ MM.MM.MM ......... MMMM.MMMM.il....... A MllllllllliMIIIIIIIIIIIMMIIIimillmillMMMMIIIimMItIMMMIUMMn limit mtlMIIItimilllllMtllllllMIIMMIIMMimMIIIlIlnilMIInMIIIIHMMMIimMMIimiMIIM BASKET BALL Back row, reading left to right—Coach Wieland, Miller, Shawley, Kessinger, Mgr. Glenn. Front row, leading left to right—Smith, Keller, Capt. Krumrine. Glenn. Stoddart. BASKET BALI S. C. H. S. 21 Home S. C. H. S. 27 Home S. C. H. S. 47 Home S. C. H. S. 27 Away S. C. H. S. 21 Home S. C. H. S. 30 Away S. C. H. S. 40 .....Away S. C. H. S. 29 Awav S. C. H. S. 28 Home S. C. H. S. 32 Home i S. C. H. S. 24 Away S. C. H. S. 37 Away S. C. H. S. 25 Home S. C. H. S. 34 Away l S. C. H. S. 36 Awav S. C. H. S. 25 Away 413 SEASON SCORE Lewistown .................34 Bellefonte .................14 Spring Mills ....................14 Mount Union ....................34 Penn State Frosh .... :’.r Altoona .........................35 Altoona Catholic ............. 29 Jersey Shore .................. 19 Mount Union ................... 16 Lewistown ................ 25 Bellefonte ................... 29 Spring Mills ................. 22 Johnstown Catholic 22 Portage ........................22 Altoona ........................33 Myersdale ......................31 48.3 Paye sixty iTlIIIIIIIIIMIIIIIIItlllllllllllllllllllllllltlllllMlIllMIIIMIIIIIMUIIIIIIIIIIIttllllflMIIIMtlMlllllllltMmMIIHHIIMiHimillMMIIIIIIliimimi iviiviiaiiiiiiiiiiitiaiaaataiiaaaiai i IMMIMIIMIMMMIIMIIMIMIIIIMMIIIIHMMMIMMMHMilMIIIIIIMIMIMMMIMMIMMmMIMnMIMIIMIIIIMMHIMIHIHMIMMIIIIMIIMmMIMMIMI HOYS’ BASKETBALL TEAM Again State High Athletics advance. This time it is our basketball team. Under the apt coaching of Mr. Wieland this team played a brand of basketball that the school can well be proud of. This team had its begin- ning during the season of 1924-25, when they were coached by Hugh Johnston, famous Dickinson college player. The last season was the boys’ second year together and they soon started to play good consistent ball. Losing the first game of the season to the Lewistown team made the boys’ work all the harder. After this game the team found its stride and soon we saw a promising season. As the season advanced and we defeated much stronger teams than we had dared to play before, we saw a cham- pionship team for State College High. The crowning point of the season came when we found our team was eligible to play in the eliminations for the state championship. There were four teams left in District Six who fought for the championship of the district. They were—Altoona, Mount Union. Portage and State Coliege. State College defeated Portage, and Altoona defeated Mount Union. On the following night State College, in the most brilliant game of the season, defeated Altoona, thus becoming the champs of the dis- trict. They were finally eliminated when they were downed by the Myersdale aggregation. Prospects for a very successful season next year are good and with the increasing support of the follow- ers, we are hoping for another such strong team as we had last season. Page sixty-one IMIlllMHMinHHmHmiHIHHMIinHIlHI z.......................................................................................... •••.......................... MM..,,,.,........................................................................................................................... . bt dC 53 Oi —• S CO C8 uU o _ « a .CO _ bt tr. s £ � - o s - bt c , 5 «3 C O - J A g « - o . « 53 U CQ � C CO F 0) ro F 3 C 3 ; 72 o 5 c c c -4- X «4- «4- X •r a r £ 53 A ‘5 V V V u _J cc c X kJ o k. Tt 1C CO o r—4 r-H CM r—4 CM . � 72 72 72 72 72 72 X X X X X X d CJ d d d d 72 72 72 72 72 72 IJMHIHHIIHIHI.... MIMIIKIIMMIMIIMIl Our Peerless Athletic Captains Page sixty-three .................................................. I............... milMIMMIMIMIMIMI....I........................................ HI............ mi....I SCHOOL SPIKIT s. c. h. s. TEAM TEAM TEAM ‘TESTY” HUH RAH HUH RAH HUH RAH TEAM TEAM TEAM High School Yell A ley Ga Nu Ga Nik Ga Nak Aley Ga Nu Ga Nik Ga Nak Nero Niro Sis Boom Ah State College High School Rah Rah Rah Locomotive Yell Rah—Rah—Rah-Rah State College High School Rah—Rah—Rah—Rah State College High School Rah—Rah—Rah—Rah State College High School RAH | Page sixty-four ................................ •III!.....I....Ill.....It......I.....III! IIMIIIMtMIMMIIIIIttMIMtllllMItMMMMItMIIIIIMMMIMIIMIIMIMIMIltlMMllMiMllliiMiiil IHHIMHIH llllllltMIHIIHHIlHMMIHIHItlimiKIIIMMHMIMIII .....................................................................MIMMIMMM BOYS’ TRACK TEAM Our track team is one that is worthy of the name of State College High School. Last season we took laurels in the following meets, Centre County Meet, Altoona, Penn State Interscholastics and Lewistown. In the county meet we scored 30 points this giving second place; in the Altoona one we scored third place with nine points. In the Inter- scholastics our Calvin secured eight points himself thus gaining eighth place. But in the Lewistown meet we brought down second place 33 4 points. Losing but two of our last year’s men the team has bright prospects for 1926. There is another feature which is bringing pride to the State College High School that is the Girls’ Track Team. Only entering one meet last year they took first honors, thus winning the County Championship in Class A. Taking first and third honors in the fifty yard dash, second in the baseball throw and third in the relay. We look for an equally good team this season as their entire squad is back. For their work the Girls received a beautiful silver cup. CLASS BASKET BALI Last year the school decided that since the coach could not handle all the boys that reported for varsity basketball, a means should be pro- vided to give the rest of the boys a chance to play basketball on the gym floor. The result of this condition was the inter-class schedule. Every Friday afternoon the class teams battle for the supremacy. Last year the title was won by the present Senior class, which was elimin- ated by the Sophomore class this year. An added attraction to these games is that the winning team shall play the faculty. Needless to say this game proves to be the most popular Page sixty-five HARRY J. BEHRER 130 E. College Ave. Phone 272-R Distributors of Yale and Towne, Corbin, and Pexto Builders’ Hardware Acme Quality Paints and Varnishes Florence Oil Stoves and Water Heaters Lawn Mowers and Garden Tools Screen Doors and Windows Fishing Tackle and Ammunition AUTO ACCESSORIES Atlantic Motor Gas and Oils U. S. Tires and Tubes RADIO SUPPLIES IIIMII....HIMIIIM....... ......Mil..... J OKES Mr. Hayes—“How is it Noll, that your History paper is so much like Frizzell’s?” Noll__“Why, haven’t you heard that History repeats itself' ,4 ,4 ,4 Kerstetter wants to know, why they don’t build chairs for the stand- ing army, and why you can’t open a graveyard gate with skeleton key . 4 ,4 ,4 Egolf__“I can tell a lady by the way she dress, can’t you?” Second Same—“I don't know, I never watched one.” ,4 ,4 .4 Most of our girls can dance half-way, they can hold on but they can t move their feet. ,4 ,4 ,4 Fools ask question that wise men can not answer. Gates—“No wonder I flunked that History Exam last week. SHOES For the Entire Family Boys Girls Shoes A Specialty College Boot Shop 125 S. Allen St. Keep an eye oil the Future WHERE do you want to be five years from now? STARTING a Bank Account Today will have something to do with what you will have later. Peoples National Bank lltlllltlllllllllltllMMIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIItlllltlMllllllllltlllllllltlllllllllMlllltllllllllllllll|MIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIMIttlllMIIIIIMIII JOKES Krumrine—“Our teacher is sick in bed today.” Shawley—“What’s the complaint? Krumrine—“No complaint, everybody’s satisfied.” Jt ;• St Breon, taking pictures, “now Miss Behrer, try not to think of your- self, think of something pleasant.” ,« jt ,«t Laugh and the class laughs with you, but you stay after school all alone. ,St ..St St It’s a cold hearted teacher who marks below zero. t . st He who laughs last probably had to have it explained to him. ,«t , t Jt Jim Meek—“I would like to have a part in your play.” Miss Werle—“Have you had any experience?” J. M.—“I had my leg in a cast once.” .. SIS sm,111,1 .. ..I MM.MMMMMMIMIMM I I DANCE DANCE I j PHILIP D. FOSTER {{ Coal Yard 1 ! CANDYLAND’S DANCING ROOM Coal, Wood, Hay and Straw At Your Disposal At All Times GREGORY BROS. Both I'hones j | DANCE DANCE | Ii II III ••••nil III IIIIMI III I Ill'll' Ill 1......... Illlll Mil III Mil Cook’s Silk Crepe Pigeon Hosiery Gernerd the Tailor 1 Made to Measure — j Suits, Top Coats and Sport Trousers E GOLF’S Dry Goods and 4 Piece Suits 830 S35 Notions Sailor Pants 120Vi East College Avenue Athletic Pants V-Neck Sweaters Everything for Boys Munsingwear and Cleaning—Pressing—Re- Draperies pairing HOME MADE PIES Penn Crest Ice Cream Week Days, 50c Lunch and Dinners Sundays, 85c Table D’Hote Dinners at the blue moon restaurant Congratulations To You! RADIO Atwater Kent When you go away Remember those you love; thru us! Telegraph your flowers Radiolas State College Floral Shoppe 117 E. Beaver Ave. 1 i Electric Supply Co. State College, Pa. Peoples Bank Building W. L. Foster, President David F. Kapp, Cashier THE FIRST NATIONAL BANK of State College, Pa. Capital $200,000.00 Surplus and Undivided Profits $250,000.00 JOKES What’s Rank doing, acting so queerly? He’s wandering in his mind, shall we stop him? Never mind he can’t go far. jt , , Black—“Generally speaking, girls are—” Mairs—“Yes, Generally speaking.” ,« jt Jim Graham—“I’ve heard that kisses are the language of love.” Peg—“Well, don’t be dumb.” ,« , V Miss Miles—“Everything is ready, run up the curtain, Charley.” Charles S.—“What do you think I am, a squirrel?” , , •. Breathes there a man with soul so dead Who ne’er to himself hath said “I hope my teacher’s sick in bed.” (Apologies to Scott) IIIIIIIIIMHM....Ml............. I' 1 .......................... Ml Nerhood’s Garage G. Melvin Nerhood, Prop. Smith’s Quality Ice Cream Excels in Purity. Richness and Delicacy in Flavor Smith’s Pasteurized Milk Is Cleansed and Purified by Pasteurization Hudson and Essex Cars Smith’s Products are in them- selves a guarantee of Quality and safety The largest selling sixes in the World Smith’s lee Cream Factory Bell Phone 250 500 West Beaver Ave. IttltlllllllttMMIMMtltl miMllllllllllllllllllltllltllllllMlllllllllllllllllllllllllllMIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII Highland Grocery 106-18 E. Nittany Ave. Whenever you are hungry,— i In need of something sweet— I Just come to H i gh 1 a n d | Grocery For something good to eat. We have the bestest candies, f Cakes, goodies, also fruit; In fact, most anything you f want. We have it here to suit. Highland Grocery lllllll•llllllllllllll|||||••|||t••••||||•|||||•||||•|||||•||•|||||||••|••••||||••||||M | When You are Hungry, Visit | The Purity Tea Room and Delicatessen Shop 135 Allen St. | Home baked cakes and pies, f I tasty sandwiches, and salads § Caterer for Dances, Dinners, Luncheons, and Parties 1 Menus and prices on request | Ini........... mihi..iiiiiii. ni JIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIMIIIIIIIIIIimillllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllMIIIIIIIMIIIIIMIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII HUPP AUBURN STAR Fours Sixes Eights STATE COLLEGE MOTOR CO. Phone 283 J. J. Snyder Boyd E. Miller ........................................................ Sy3A3W 'W 'H W88 lluO S9SSn9 Bi Xg pUB UOUBIUJOJUJ JOj JV cl 00=1 TV «I SI = 9 TV a 00: f TV cl 00=1 TV Y 00=11 TV cl 08=1 TV V SI-L TV V 08=8 aje s o auoa. L 3TIKI3H0S auoj.v'x o} ajeig axn sua hojxm :li iha gmv ama •psaq aqi j3ao uxtq pa p: Bja dnp[oq aq; sb uii oia aq pajpiBUiaa . uiuun s ayoh„ u-ja;uno3 ;xau aq} }B Moqaj aq} sb.w aq Abui ‘aaaq aaAau luj aeloM,, -uooft aq} ui ap r passio, noX 3abh„—(auo}s oisnux iq) aA j aoBjf) e � ' � There is nothing a woman likes to find out Better than that she ought not to know. And we bet she’ll find it out somehow. If given a ghost of a show. We are willing to bet dollars to doughnuts, This poem she has already read. We knew she would get to it somehow. If she had to stand on her head. She was as pure as the snow—but she drifted. AT MO M3 IV HOT S330 f iiiiiiiiiiMiiiiiiiiiii in ................................. in.......min.........innui................................................................. JOKES SCANDAL There were muffled sounds of a struggle in the other room, and a girl’s voice squealed, “Stop” No response. “Oh, please don’t. Mother said—” No response. “Oh, wait a minute, please.” No response. “Let me go this minute.” “One more yank and I’ll have it out,” consoled the dentist. . . Charley Myers—“I ain’t never fell for any woman, no where, no time.” Otie You may not a fell but sure have done some slippin’ and slidin’.’ THE PENN STATE PHOTO SHOP Official Photographers for Maroon and Gray PORTRAIT, COMMERCIAL AND AMATEUR PHOTOGRAPHY 212 E. College Avenue State College, Pa. f o sl-i i=“ 21 •— w -s = « -J W � 5 s a 5 as y - ■ - - SP li 4 I- J= S X 1� W. . tl C bf u e 5 b S C — = a «i? 3 Cl 3 Z 3 u. V: 4 h « U . 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College Avenue HIIMIIMIMMIIIIIIIimiMIMIIIMIIIIIIMMMIMIIIMIIMIMIIIIIMIMM....Ilf JOKES Miss Long—“Why did Caesar cross the Rubicon?” Little Logan—“For the same reason a chicken crosses the road. You can’t fool me on those questions.” „ In Chemistry lab. they were working with nitric acid and Katherine Zimmerli came running to Mr. Weik. She had her hands over her eyes and was screaming. K. Z.—“Oh I can’t see.” Mr. Weik—“What’s the matter, chemical in your eyes?” K. Z.—“No, I can’t see. Mr. Weik—“Well, what’s the matter? I can’t do anything for you till I know why you can’t see.” K. Z.—“Got my eyes shut.” niiiiiiMiiiiMmiimiMiMiMiiiiiiiiMinniiiiiimiiiiiiiiiHiMiiiiMiiimiiiiiiMiiiiMiiiiiiiiiimimiiiiMMmMiiiniiMiimiiiiMiiiMiiiMMiiiMiMiMiiiiMim BASE BALL AND TRACK MATERIAL Special Prices to the High School Students THE ATHLETIC STORE On Co-op Corner IMIlMIIIMMiltlMIMIIMIIIIIIMMIIMIMIMMMIIIIMMIIIIMIIIIIIIIIIItllMIMIIIIIMMMIIIMMHMItlMIIIIIMMM IMIlMIIIHIMMIIMIMMIIIMIMIMir The College Man’s Shop 1 Dll Illllllllll IMIMIH MMIIII | Albert Deal Son Is Also The High School Shop Heating Plumbing You Know The Place : : Harry W. Sauers Robinson Block- State College Frazier Street RAY D. GILLILAND DRUGS Toilet Articles Whitman’s Candies 11111111111111111111 IIIIIIIIMIMIIIIMnilllMIIMmMlllllimiMIMIIMIIIItMIIIIIIMMIItllMllimilllMMIIMMIIIIIIMimilMIMIIIMIIIIMIMIIMIMmiMIIMIIimmil JOKES She tightly clung about him The dainty slender thing For he was a wooden top And she was a long white string. . T. Fowler—“1 have quite a reputation as a lady killer.” G. Hoy—“Doubtless, you bore them to death.” ,« v«t Hassel—“Mamma do cats go to heaven?” His mother—“Of course not.” Hassel—“Well where do angels get their harp strings?” j ■ A peach came walking down the street, She was more than passing fair; A smile, a nod, a half closed eye, And the peach became a pair. HtlllHIHIIIIIH,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, IIII MM HIM MlII || || mi hi || i,, mi, 1,1,1,II, HIM 1 Critics concede the YOUR HOME Brunswick Pana- trope the Greatest Achievement in the In the selection of your home or home site, it will pav vou 1 History of Musical to consult the records and se- 1 cure the service of this office. I Reproduction | j Eugene H. Lederer I Realtor Fire Insurance W. R. GENTZEL Loans Developer Manor Hills rMllltllMMIIIMIIIIIiniMMimilMIIMIMMHIMIIMMMMIMIM|||||,|,nui,,,,, ; MIMIIMIII IIIMIII IMIlMimillMIIIIIMUIMIIMUMIIMIIIIIinilUMMIIIUIIMIIMIMMIMMinilMII Graham Sons Established 1896 Where Quality is Compliments of Combined With Ser- I Schlow’s Quality vice and Good will 1 Shop 1 “Eat Candies Distributed by = Graham Sons” “Save the Coupons” rillMIIIIIIMIIIMMIIimilMMMMmillllMHIMIIIIMIIIIMIIMIMMMlimilMMIII IIIIIIMM SMITH’S TAILOR SHOP Have it made to measure—It Pays I ---- Values from $20 to $60 Cleaning, Pressing and Repairing Neatly Done =.......................................................................... J O K E S “This paper says we are what we eat.” “Then I narrowly escaped being a bad egg this morning. j .• Father—“My daughter sprang from a long line of peers.” Suitor—“Well I jumped off a dock once myself.” t jt . Jim—“Last night I dreamt I was married to the most beautiful girl in the world.” Peggy—“Were we happy?” Jt .4 J Trostle to druggist—“Will you give me something for my head?” Druggist—“I wouldn’t take it as a gift.” , t : . Teacher—“We borrowed our numerals from the Arabs, our calendar from the Romans, and our banking from the Italians. Can anyone think of any other example?” Fat M.—“Our lawn mower from the Smiths, our snowshovel from the Jones’, and our silver from the Bumps.” HARVEY BROTHERS Bakers and Ice Cream Manufacturers Refreshments of Quality for all ()ccasions 220 East College Avenue Phone 211 nmtmwnmmnimnmtim� wmiiwmmwn� n«miiim laaaaaauiuiuiar • Ill III mil MIMI III Mill IMMMMMMMMMMIMMMIMMIMMMMMMIMMIMMIM Builders’ Hardware and House Furnish- ings Penn State Hardware Company 128 S. Allen St. Hell Phone 333 Hillside lee Co. Pure Ice Cold Storage Coal of all kinds in Stock Both Phones X. Patterson St. St ru Ides’ Grocery Meat Market 115 Frazier Street Swift’s Quality Meats and Premium Hams Fresh and Green Vegetables At All Times Home-Aid Mayonnaise Made Daily Philadelphia Cream Cheese .........................'i The Fashion Shop Presents A New and Complete Line of Young Men’s Suits and Top (’oats. Haberdashery of Merit The Fashion Shop ( has. E. 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HOUSER PAINTING PAPER HANGING Interior Decorating 114 S. Frazier St. Tobacco Confectionary College Ice Cream Compliments J. H. MUSSER WEST COLLEGE AVE. 136 Allen St. IMilllltllllltllllHIIIIIIIIIIMIIIIIHIIIIIIIMIIItlllllMIMIMItIHIIIIIIHIIItlllltllUllmlllllHIIIIIHHIHIimiyiltMlllllimilllllllHIIItllllllllMmlllllllllllllll JOKES Supt. Weik—“Well didn’t you get my letter.’’ Kepler—“Yes, sir; I read it on the inside and it said, ‘You’re expelled.’ Then I looked outside and it said, ‘Return in five days’.” v •.« Mr. Overwait—“Have you seen my belt around the house?” His wife—“No, dear. Did you put it around the house?” A lady in a great hurry rushed into a hardware store and cried breath- lessly—“Quick, give me a mousetrap I want to catch a train.” v s Miss Werle (in Ivanhoe class)—“When were the Dark Ages?” Garey—“When they had Knights.” Pharmaceuticals Biologicals HOY DRUG COMPANY Sundries Toiletries TlMMimMIMlimMIIMIMMIIIMIIIIIIIMIIMMMIMimillMMimilMMMIIIIIMlimiltlMMIMMmiMMIMIIMIMIIIMIIMMmiMIMIIMIIIIIItlMlllllllllinilllllllllll ....................................... i...i......................... mi.... IT’S DONE The Staff as the Hook went to Press £ v3£3SSr 2fc v , ’ � o a- i - -' r ■y At, : ,o- � . 7jJ ' '. ■ £$r- SS§fl 3 8 . ■ •- s? v H- • 2Sr? £S 5; hKSkSS fjne -j. 5 98e SsMiagw .- . - ': iM 1 .- 2 -:-.. S | rrv E?Kg s%S «JJ ■ . 3T3 � •4 V. Sfe? v «. .7K s' 5- 2 , -W- _, 3fe tr . -ggGK %..V.vig 5 , KIhh % ®y -JS J? - ■• .� - I - • • £ $y 2$SS . S . £-. • -'i503®§E Pfe � •- -• . - vv i.� f ' w, V' • -n. • SB55S§M JK ' • Oi . -'it •-S9SS3 O EsE TftrsSgr |sk 52 ■ ' - fti'Mfe -O� ' v-v - iRk- • A —. ZL? L-S T ■ -� r - Hgra aes 5TV' JL 1-v : '% |?1� «r CBLsggPBS v,' sh � 1 gggo � • .- A “' � . '. V- ;7Va gp - ixWn. •; 3«