State College High School - Maroon and Gray Yearbook (State College, PA)

Text from Pages 1 - 84 of the 1925 volume:

STATE COLLEGE HIGH SCHOOL Good bye. Old School, despite the fact, Thou oft to us a prison seemed, In memory thou wilt stand enshrined, Forever from that charge redeemed. For now thy bonds are burst at last, And from thy confines we are free; Our hearts, forsooth, are still held fast. And love now binds us close to thee. THE MAROON AND GRAY THE YEAR BOOK of STATE COLLEGE HIGH SCHOOL Compiled and Published by the CLASS OF 1925 STATE COLLEGE HIGH SCHOOL State College, Pennsylvania t FOREWORD As we leave school forever and take upon ourselves the responsibility of life, the fond memories of our school days go with us. They will fade, sad to relate, as the years pass on. But o’er the lapse of time and scene, o’er the long waste of years between, the Maroon and Gray shall bridge the gap, bringing back those days so dear to us. May the joy in the making of this book be yours in the reading. THE STAFF. Four DEDICATION The bulwark of the nation and its schools are the mothers and fathers who staunchly make sacrifices, that their children may go into the world better equipped to take their places in the affairs of the age. To this great host of provident par- ents, the Senior Class dedicates this year- book. Fii e -------------------------------------—-----------------------------------—----- Editor in chief Literary Editor Assistant ......... Assistant ......... Assistant ......... Assistant ........... Assistant ......... Business Manager Joke Editor ....... Athletic Editor ... Assistant ......... Art Editor Assistant ......... Kenneth Zerby Genevieve Wieland Elizabeth McDowell ... Eugenia Gravatt ... Marjorie Frizzell .... Elizabeth Markle ......... Ruth Miller ........ Curtis Mairs ...... Philip Foster ... Glenn Edmiston Wilbur Resides Laura Winter Louis Bergendahl + Six CONTENTS INTRODUCTION FACULTY SENIOR CLASS CLASSES ATHLETICS ORGANIZATIONS U L T Y EUGENE H. WIEK. B. S. Supervising Principal Albright College Graduate School, Pennsylvania State College. Columbia University JO HAYS. A. B. Principal of High School History Shippensburg Normal Pennsylvania State Coll- ege. Fraternities Omega Epsilon Delta Sigma Rho Advice to Class ‘‘I.est we forget.” - • •+ Eight faculty SHUMAN S. WILLIAMS, A. B. Mathematics Bethany College Graduate School Pennsylvania State College Advice to class “All that glitters is not gold.” LAURA A. JONES Commercial Banks Business College Rochester Business Institute Columbia University Advice to class Do your best and trust the rest.’ LEWIS R. LENHART B. S. Mathematics, Physics Susquehanna University Pennsylvania State College, To the class “Carry On”. Nine A C U L T Y MARY EVA WERLE A. B. English Keuka Institute Keuka College D’YouvHIe College Pennsylvania State College Advice “Aim high’’. KATHERINE M. LONG A. B. Languages Lebanon Valley College LILIAN MILES English Bellefonte High School Syracuse University Goucher College. Ten F A C U L T Y LIEF VERNER, B. S. Science, Biology Oakniont High School Pennsylvania State College HUGH K. JOHNSTON, PH. B. Civics, Modern History Bellefonte High School Dickinson College (pre-legal course) Kappa Sigma Fraternity Advice to the class. “Be Yourself”. ESTHER K. JOHNSON Music, Orchestra Bellefonte High School Dickinson Seminary W est Chester State Normal Eleven CLASS HISTORY Now it came to pass that in the- year, nine- teen hundred and thirteen A. D., there were gath- ered together into the grade building, a host of precocious infants of the land of State College. And verily they did increase in wisdom and stat- ure until the year of nineteen hundred and twenty- one when, they having the necessary credentials, did escape from that prison of learning; and in the autumn of that year they did proceed into State College High School, with another horde from the surrounding country. The number of this multitude was three score and fifteen of way- ward sons and goody daughters of Father Penn. And it came to pass that this great number did at- tract the attention of three other tribes dwelling in the same country. And in the tenth month and the thirtieth night, an exceeding great noise was heard issuing from the Auditorium, which the tribe of ‘‘Sophs” did try with great might to quell, but the water in the jars had not yet turned to cider and their thirst was not yet quenched. Thus did we show the other tribes that dwelled in S. C. H. S. that not even by their exceeding great strength could we be overcome. erily, in the second year of our existence as a tribe of the land of S. C. H. S., the other tribes did begin to respect us for our great ability in dramatics as well as in athletics, for after they had witnessed the production, “Cinderella”, they could no longer doubt that the members of this tribe were exceedingly talented. Now in the third year upon the return of this band into this land which did abound in wisdom, behold, some of the multitude had fallen by the wayside, but the rest had determined to list to the words of wisdom taught by the lawgivers, and remain in the land. Now it came to pass that this tribe, in accordance with the law set down by its predecessors, was bound to give a great feast and dance for the oldest tribe then inhabiting the land, were soon to leave it forever. And since the nec- essary funds were not forthcoming, they girded the stage with scenery and forthwith presented to those who wished to see it“The Time of His I.ife.” Which did have the desired effect both as to finances and in securing our lasting fame as dramatists. Now after three months, this tribe having been sore reduced by pestilence, did return to the land of wisdom for the fourth and last season, and in due time did become educated and were present- ed the necessary rolls of parchment and allowed to leave this land to go to a greater and more pros- perous country—The World. Thus endeth the re- cord kept by the scribe. + Thirteen SENIOR CLASS DIRECTORY The Brainiest ....... Most Athletic ...... Most All Around .... The Primpiest The Handsomest ..... The Dumbest ........ The Noisiest ....... The Best Dancer .... Most Conscientious Most Affectionate .... Best Bluffer ....... Most Indifferent Most Musical........ The Cutest ......... Most Lovable ....... Most Charming ...... The Busiest ........ Most Practical ..... Most Literary ...... Most Droll ......... Most Dignified ..... Deepest in love .... Best Eyes .......... Funniest Dome ...... Man Hater .......... Woman Hater ........ Best Orator ........ Tallest ............ Shortest ........... Best Vamp .......... Class Contemporary Most Talkative ..... Most Confectionary Best Artists ...... Most Expressionless The Squirmiest ..... The Best Gang ..... ............ Elizabeth Markle ................ “Joe” Shutt ............... John Henszey ......... Elizabeth Hartswick ............... Philip Foster ................ We won’t tell ............ Grace McMahon ............... George Pearce .................. Myril Shaw ............. “Kitty” Williams ................ Laura Winter ................. Ruth Miller ................ Ellen Mitchell .............. “Teddy” Jackson ............... “Gene” Weiland ...........“Dibbie” McDowell ............ Marjorie Frizzell ............ Try and find one ............ “Tommy” Gravatt ............ “Bung” Edmiston ............... Virginia Dale . “Kitty” Williams, Ruth Miller .............. Gladys Randolph ................. George Etters ................. Miriam Way ............ Jay Boal Foreman ............ Ernest Dreibelhis ............. Lauretta Foster .................. Fred Ross ............... “Tiny” Krebs ................. Curtis Mairs .... Clara Evey, Mary Edmiston ............ “Charlie” Graham Laura Winter, Grace McMahon .............. Dorothy Hunter ................. John Newlin ............... Class of 1925 N I O R S • S E HAROLD ALBRIGHT Dramatic Club (4) This handsome, rosy cheeked young lad hails from Bailey ville and although he has never done anything astounding it is well to remember that “still water runs deep”. , . LOUIS BERGENDAHL “LOUIE” Editor The Piper (4) Student Council (4) Orchestra (4). Oh! Here we are. The favorite topic of many a fair lady. His fame as a mu- sical organizer, an editor, and a femin- ine heart breaker is well known. v Jt RALPH CORE Another Sheik! Ralph’s time is divid- ed between farm and girls, mostly girls We feel sure that some day he will settle down with one of the fair dames and be a respectable farmer. , , v VIRGINIA DALE “GINGER” Glee Club (3, 4). “Ginger is a good student, but all her time is not spent studying. She expects to go college, and then teach school. A lot may happen in between time. • ERNEST DREIBELBIS Art Club (2) Behold a young man who has distin- guished himself in many ways. Ernest intends to become a lawyer. Sixteen N I O R S S E MALI) ELLA DREIBELBIS Track (2). This golden haired maid is very quiet and demure. We wonder if she is al- ways thus. She shows her style when it comes to typing. , v GLENN EDMISTOX “BUNG” Football (1, 2, 3, 4) Track (1, 2, 3, 4.) “Bung” knows a good thing when he sees it. That’s the reason he graduates with our class. He is a jolly good fel- low and we are proud of him. . MARY EDMISTON If it is anything worth while. Mary will be among those present. She has, and no doubt will cause no small num- ber of hearts to turn over with a thump. GEORGE ETTERS It gives us great pleasure in present- ing Mr. George Etters, one of the few diplomats and philosophers in our class. We are proud of members such as he. . • CLARA EVEY Clara is a good sport and her sup- port of S. C. H. S. has never waned. She is a firm believer and practicer of good school spirit and fun. Seventeen SEN I O R S JAY FOREMAN Junior Contest (3). Jay aspires to be a great public speaker, and has made a fine beginning Girls don’t rate with him at all, but our advise is, “Watch your step, Jay Boal”. jt , jt LAURETTA FOSTER “RETTA” Basket Ball (2) Glee Club (1, 2, 3, 4). When it comes to helping a friend in distress, “Retta” is always “Johnny on the spot.’ v jt PHILIP FOSTER “PHIL” Football (2, 3, 4) Track (3, 4) Orches- tra (3, 4). “Phils’ ambition to become a sheik has at last been realized, and now ye “shebas” beware he has escaped from our portals. j Jt ,« CHARLES GRAHAM Basketball (3-4). “CHARLIE Charlie believes that it is more bless- ed to give than to receive-kicks or kiss- es, its all the same to him. Never-the- less Charlie always comes in handv, when it comes to feed the hungry J MARJORIE FRIZZELL “MARJIE” Junior Play (3) Glee Club (3-4) Senior Debate (4). Marjorie blew in from Reading last year and brought with her a line that tripped us all. She must have pulled some of it over on the office force. Eighteen +■ SENIORS EUGENIA GRAVATT “TOMMY” Track (l)f Basketball (2), Junior Play, Declamatory Contest, Tennis Cham- pion (4). “Tommy”, plays hostess to the tea hounds who gather in the library, much to the dissatisfaction of our “Jo”vial principal. Miss Gravatt is going to study law. We like to think of “Tommy' at the bar.” v ELIZABETH HARTS WICK “H ARTY ’ Glee Club (1-2-3-4). “Harty” is one of our most vivacious and (we admit it blushingly) most flir- tatious feminine members. Ask the fac- ulty as to the veracity of this state ment. jl v JOHN HENSZEY “KID HENSZEY” Class President (4), Football Manager (4), Baseball (3-4), Junior Play, Orches- tra (4). John gets a kick out of everything, even class. Girls are his weak point, and you may be sure that John won the popularity contest in 1925. , v DOROTHY HUNTER “DOT” Dorothy is a loyal supporter of our class. She thanks her lucky stars that she lives beyond the three mile limit, or some poor Freshman would get a hair- cut. , EDNA JACKSON TEDDY” “When lights are low that’s “Teddy’s” favorite “Him” Teddy is the live wire of our class, she certainly keeps us dig- ging. especially when it comes to pay- ing class dues. Nineteen N I O R S +• S E GUY KERSTETTER “KICKER” Baseball (1-2) Basketball (2-4) Or- chestra (1-2-3-4) Football (3). It takes brains to be a fool, ask “Kick- er.” “Kickers” grin and general good looks have carried him through these years of high school. v v JOHN KLINE Curiosity is the spring of Spring Mills We did not know that you were a lady fusser, John, but we have the proof now. , v HELEN KLINE Bright, snappy, and full of “pep”, that's Helen. Helen can make a speech out of anything. That “ole” typewriter suffers when she begins her daily dozen. ETTA G. KOCH Student Council (4) Etta, like the rest of her commercial class mates, is just a wee bit “high hat.” She lives up-stairs and looks down on us. We are hurt by that cut, but we’ll forgive her. , . . CLIFFORD KORMAN Track (4) Baseball (2-3) Clifford should be called a Clip-Ford, for he certainly is a cut-up. Any laugh- ing, fun. or mischief, you can depend upon Clifford being right there with “Bells on.” + Twenty s N I O R S HELEN KREBS “TINY” Although “Tiny” is the smallest girl in the class, we'll wager she is at least one fourth of the sunshine. v ROBERT LEITZELL “BOBBY” Baseball (2-3-4), Junior Play, Junior Contest. “Bob” is very serious—witness the Sen- ior Debate. He has no time for fool- ishness. CURTIS MAIRS “CURT” Orchestra (2-3-4), Junior Play. Curtis has been a big man in school affairs. His experience as class presi- dent, has made a diplomat out of him, especially with the ladies. JC ELIZABETH MARKLE “DIB” Track (1-2-3-4), Junior Contest, Basket- ball (2), Track Manager (4) In Elizabeth you behold the sage of the class. Know’s everything. She's a real student, and such students are lack- ing in our class. v EDITH MEYER Track (2-3-4), Basketball (2-4). “Do you have your Physics?” “No” “Oh, I do. did it for me?” That's Edith's greeting every A. M. She's a good sport and always helps a fellow’ out. + Twenty-one ELIZABETH McDOWELL “DIBBY” Junior Contest, Basketball (2) In Elizabeth you behold a changed woman, for in her extreme youth, ye modest violet and “Dibby” went hand in hand, but now, . ye gods! GRACE McMAHON Track (1), Basketball (2), Art Club (1-2). Behold, one of artistic temperment. Her clever sketches have enlivened many a weary study hour. RUTH A. MILLER Glee Club (4). Ruth is one of the few “young ma- trons” in the class, and you can’t tease her about it. She’s a whole pack of fun. Ruth and “Tiny” Krebs ought to have a laughing contest. ELLEN MITCHELL Have you ever heard Ellen laugh, sing, or play the cello or piano? Well, she does all of these feats remarkably well. FREI) NEFF Glee Club (3-4). Fred is a man given to seriousness and sober thought. It takes more than a bevy of girls to cause him to lose his head. Fred is a sheik—surrounded by Shebas. Twenty-two SEN I O R S JOHN NEWLIN Junior Play. Since school opened last fall, John has grown up as far as height is con- cerned—if in nothing more. We believe in giving everyone a chance. Don’t take any wooden nickels, John. v , V GEORGE PEARCE “WHITEY” Football (2), Track (2), Basball (4). George’s time is divided among the milk business, athletics, and girls. He is one of the class’ best dancers and his line to the fair sex is a fall for the listener. j v GLADYS RANDOLPH “GLAD” A pleasing combination of good looks, brains and sportsmanship. She is very quiet, but always a S. C. H. S. booster. KATHERINE RALSTON “KATE” Are you hunting “Kate”? During the noon hour you will find her on the dark typewriting room steps. The class has its vamps, so why not “Kate”? MARY REED Mary has a way that you can’t re sist. Her specialty is finger dancing over the typewriter keyboard. Twenty-three SENIORS MARGUERITE RESIDES •|� EG” Track (1-2-3-4), Basket Ball Manager (4), Glee Club (3-4). One of our busiest and wisest class- mates. Men do not worry her, only one, a handsome sailor lad. , , , WILBUR RESIDES Basket ball Manager (4), Junior Play. Baseball (3-4), Class Treas. (2-3). Radio is not Wilbur’s only interest. He is a puzzle to the girls, but he no longer blushes when he has a date. , ERED ROSS Baseball (3-4), Track (4). Good things come in small packages. Good naturedly, he takes everything in the right spirit. . ,« ,• MYRIL SHAW Basket ball (4). A many sided man. An excellent scholar, an athlete not to be overlooked. In a basketball game he moves like a whirlwind. jt J ,« CLARA SHORE Clara has been with us up through the grades, and down through the classes. She certainly adds dignity to our class. + + Twenty-four I o R S SEN JOSEPH SHUTT Football (3-4), Baseball (2-3-4), Track (3-4), Junior Contest, Student Council (4). “Joe” is the only real all-around sport, sheik, and athlete that the class owns. His strong point is collecting compacts- but Joe is just a boy. , V ,4 EDWIN WAY Edwin is an ardent devotee of Ath- letics and Mathematics, preferably Tri- gonometry. It has been rumored that he was the only person to have cheered the Junior Class Basketball team on to the pennant. ,4 ,4 ,4 MIRIAM WAY Glee Club (4). Miriam came to us in 1921, when we were Freshmen. Her ability in “Math.” is a source of comment even to this day. t4 ,4 ..4 GENEVIEVE WIELAND “GENE” Junior Contest, Student Council, Winner Lincoln Essay Medal. “Gene” is one of the first girls of the class. She is president of the student council and is acknowledged as a rare good sport. ,4 ,4 ..4 CATHERINE WILLIAMS “Kitty” As chairman of a dance committee, she is a very capable person. Her per- sonality surely captivated the chaper- ones. Twenty-five N I O R S S E LAURA WINTER Art Club (2), Piper Staff (4). Laura is one of our freaks, not the kind found in Zoos or meneageries, but she is just different. Perhaps the word original would fit her better. jl ETHEL WOMER Glee Club (3-4). Ethel is peaceful and quiet, but a peace- ful girl rarely says disagreeable things about other people. Jl KENNETH ZERBY Track (2), Junior Contest (3), Editor in Chief M. G., Junior Play. His high school career may be com- pared to the life of a rose. As a fresh- man he was modest and retiring, and now' he is in full bloom. Let’s hope that he will not go to seed next year. Jt jl THEODORE NEWLIN “TED” “Ted” has been with us for one year. We cannot say where he shines the brightest, in Cicero, Physics or writh the girls. , £ WILLIAM CANNON Baseball (4), Track (4). William has joined our ranks recent- ly. We do not know him well enough to call him “Bill”, but he looks all right. Twenty-nix CLASS WILL Know all men by these presents: That we the Senior Class of the State College High School; being of reasonable sound mind, and of memory fit for disposing; and having in mind the objects of our bounty and that the cares and burdens, counsel, and guidance, we do hereby make, declare and publish our last will and testament on this thirteenth day of March, nineteen hundred and twenty-five, to be executed on our Commencement Day the second of June, nineteen hundred and twenty-five. To the Faculty we bequeath our gratitude and appreciation for their guiding and helping hand during our high school sojourn. To the class of ’26 we will our culture and refinement, together with our never wavering wisdom and dignity. To the Sophomores we leave our wit, humor, and example of good be- havior, which they needs must follow. To the Freshmen we bequeath our brilliancy of mind, and a horseshoe, hoping they may be able to finish their high school career. I, Elizabeth Markle. bequeath my never failing thirst for knowledge to (irace Hoy. 1, Eugenia (iravatt, leave my privilege of saying what I think to Hilda Longberger. I, Edith Meyer, bequeath my dancing feet to Anna Van Sant. 1, John Newlin, bequeath my foolishness and baby ways to Clarence Kerstetter. I, lay Boal Foreman, bequeath my collegiate garters to Hubert Koch. I, Crace McMahon, bequeath my tongue-tiedness to Helen Behrer. I, Louis Bcrgandahl, bequeath my captivating way with women to Harold Hubler. I, Charles Graham, bequeath my rapidity for going through high school to “Kank” Sauers. I, Joe Shutt, bequeath my ambiuon to be a Sheik to Kenneth Cork I, George Pearce, leave my perscription for Sta-Comb to “Sis” Houser. 1. “Kitty” Williams, bequeath my capacity for falling in love to Grace Fye. I, Kenneth Zerby, bequeath my chair in study hall to “Dot” Segner— thus shortening the distance between Guy Zong and his lady-love. I, Ruth Miller, bequeath my skill in nailing a man to “Bid” Sauers. W e, the 11 :15 class in Physics bequeath to the incoming class our abil- ity of satisfying Mr. Lenhart's appetite for scraps. 1. Miriam Way, bequeath my shyness to Leota Scott. I, George Etters, bequeath my chic hair-cut to Charlie Myers. In witness thereof, we set our hand and seal this day, hriday, the thir- teenth of March, one thousand nine hundred and twenty-five. Signed, sealed and delivered in the presence of us, Class of 1925 S. C. H. S. T wentyseven FROM THE DIARY OF “GENE” WIELAND + t Interior Decorator Buenos Aires, S. A. Buenos Aires, Argentine. May I, 1945 How very strange it seems! Why is it that this month and year seem to bring back something of the past to me? Can it be something that I have forgotten! 1 leave this morning for a short stay in Paris and London. From there 1 will go the United States. May 2, 1945. On the way to the aeroplane yesterday 1 noticed several large advertise- ments concerning a certain Mile. Meyer who was to sing at the Grand Opera House last evening. Meyer! What a familiar name! Upon inquiring, I found that it was none other than Edith Meyer—accompanied by her ar- tist husband—Theodore Newlin. I could hardly believe my ears. It seems, tho, that it was Mile. Meyer and husband. She believed in the supremacy of women and Ted’s name was Meyer. As I was boarding my plane it seemed to me that the man in authority was some one I should know. hen he came closer, 1 recognized him — Bob Leitzell. He was part owner of an airline between Buenos Aires and Paris. From Bob 1 learned that Harold Albright and Clifford Korrnan were raising pet monkeys, guaranteed not to scratch, on a large ranch in Chile. And that William Cannon was living in a Lighthouse several miles oft the coast of Hawaii. How very unexpected. May 3, 1945 I had hardly set my feet in Paris when I ran into Friend Laura Win- ter. But it was Laryl Wyntre, and she was the famous artist we always said she would be. She had married a French sculptor and was a chic Parisian-but-neatly tucked under arm was an American College Humor. She told me that Ruth Miller Behney had just taken her five children and gone back to her husband. He had fallen heir to a great fortune. From her I also learned that Madame Markle was dean of a fashionable school, and that the small daughter of Marjorie Frizzell was among her pupils. Marjorie was touring Russia at the time, lecturing on “Antiques and Azure”. She had been twice married but had found greater happiness in her career. May 4. 1945 In London 1 found “Tommy” Gravatt, hostess of a large social func- tion. She had married an English lord in preference to the Prince of Wales and they had two charming golden haired boys. The guest of honor was Miss Elizabeth McDowell-Professor of languages at Yassar “Dibbie was just as darling as ever. She had never married. May 6, 1945. I started for the United States yesterday, and I had no sooner es- tablished myself than I discovered that the captain of our boat was John Newlin. But such a different John! He was as fat as any Santa Claus, with Twenty-eight +------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- f a voice like a bass horn. He had attended Jay Foreman's Physical Educa- tion School for two years which accounted for the marked change. He told me that his wife, Miriam Way, and their two children would be awaiting his arrival in port. May 8, 1945. As we came into New York, a great sign attracted my attention. The Sign read “Graham's on the Corner—New York’s Greatest Candy Store”— Proprietor Charles Graham. Need 1 say more? At last I was again in the United States. This time in a United States at the head of which is John Hens .ey, President and George Etters Vice- President. Helen Krebs and her companion, “Teddy” Jackson are two of Washington’s most socially prominent women. From Helen I learned that Helen Kline, Etta Koch, and Mary Reed were among the most efficient “stenogs” in the Capital. Helen also told me secretly that Kenneth Zerby had gone into the ministry when “Teddy” rejected him. He had become a much talked of man because of his sermons. Helen seemed to bubble over with news and 1 was not surprised to learn that Grace McMahon was designing costumes for moving pictures, while Mary Edminston had become one of the greatest vamps the screen had ever known. Her latest picture taken from Katherine Ralston’s story, “Steps in Typewriting and Romance,” was a great success. Much of the success of the emotional scenes must be given to Ellen Mitchell for her fine work at the piano and cello. She has been known to flood the scene with her art. May 10. 1945. From Washington. I hastened to State College, now a bustling city. The city limits extended beyond what at one time had been Pine Grove Mills. I registered at the Randolph Hotel—which had Gladys for its pros- perous proprietoress. More news was in store for me. Mvril Shaw was head chief and bottle washer at the Randolph. Fred Neff had built a large tabernacle near the heart of the city and had become an evangelist—striving to save souls. “Kitty” Williams had realized her ambition—she was matron of the Old Maid’s Home in the suburb of Shingletown. May 11, 1945. Last night was the opening of the great Foster theatre. At first I thought it must be “Phil” but no—it was Lauretta who owned the theatre. “Phil” had no time for such things, but was hunting big game in Africa. The opening of the theatre featured Elizabeth Hartswick and Curtis Mairs—classical dancers in their interpretation of “The 1-arie’s Dance. 1 he music was provided by Clara Evey and ber husband. Louis Bergendahl. They had become Victor artists. After the show we ate at the clever “Stuffem” restaurant. Not until I was seated did I see that the eating place was run by Dreibelbis Dreibelbis. What a charming place. Maud Ella was still in the company, although she had married the head-waiter, Ralph Corl. While at dinner we were joined by Virginia Dale, whose Rus- Twenty-nine ...... —------------------------------------------------------4 +• t sian count husband had recently died. She told me that Ethel Woraer was practicing medicine in China—while Guy Kerstetter was a missionary to the South Sea Islanders. Glenn Edmiston had just retired after coaching athletics at the S. C. H. S. for several years. He had made enough to live in ease. Morning was fast approaching when we returned to the hotel. The milk men were be- ginning their early deliveries. On several of the wagons 1 noticed the names “Pearce and Way—The World’s Best in Dairy Products.” As we entered the hotel a little bell boy was sound asleep in a large chair. Upon second glance I saw that it was Fred Ross. May 13, 1945. esterdav was C ircus Day in State College. The police force had their hands full, directing the crowds. It was the chief of police, John Kline, who so ably held down his position on Co-op Corner. When we entered the circus grounds, I recognized the caretaker of the elephants as ilhur Resides. I was told that his inventions in radio had failed—thus his position. Imagine my surprise when I recognized the “Only Living Sheik in Captivity” to be Joe Slum. The lion-tamer was Dorothy Hunter. And the nimble tight-rope walker was Clara Shope. I went to the station to make my reservations for my return home— and the station agent who greeted me was a good looking woman. Could it be—yes it was Marguerite Resides! How very strange it seems! Why is it that this month and year seem to bring back something of the past to me? Can it be something that I have forgotten! How could I forget, it was twenty years ago this month that we. the class of 1925, graduated from the State College High School. JUNIOR CLASS NOTES OFFICERS President ............................. Edward Mairs Vice President ........................ Marian Winter Secretary ............................. Paul Campbell Treasurer ............................. Norma Slagle The Junior Class has been organized since their Freshmen year when, under the supervision of Ray V. (“Pop”) Watkins, the Washington Club originated. Its purpose is to visit the nation’s capitol after the Senior year has been completed. Plays, suppers and sales have helped to swell the fund for this most worthy cause. The success of the last year was largely due to the untiring efforts of our English teacher. Miss Werle. Alhough “Pop” Watkins is now an instructor in the college and is not directly connected with the school any more, he has shown the keenest interest and has great- ly helped us in our work. Thirty-two ■+ The Juniors were well represented on the Foot-ball squad last fall. The following Juniors are letter men: “Bill McAlevv (Cap’t. elect), Harry Myers, Hubert Koch, Guy Zong, Calvin Shawley, and Ed. Mairs. The man- ager elect, “Don Black, is also a Junior. The annual Junior Play was a great success and was witnessed by the largest audience that ever assembled in the building to see a High School entertainment. The proceeds of this performance will be used for the Jun- ior Promenade: the remainder will go to the Washington Club bund. Thirty-three JUNIOR CLASS ROLL Ailman, David Behrer, Helen Black, Donald Bloom. Ruth Campbell, Paul Martin, Logan Meek, James Miller, Sara Mitchell. Mary Musser, Chester Cole, Charles Corl, Kenneth Dunlap, Sara Elder, Henry English. Dorothy Musser, Daniel Musser, Louise Neff, Ella Parsons, Blanchard Parsons, Sara Fowler, Theodore Frear, William Fye, Grace Garner, Luella Gates, John Poorman. Margaret Rudy, Zelma Sauers, Elizabeth Sauers, Magdalene Slagle, Margaret Glenn, Frank Goheen, Margaret Harpster, Carl Houser, Sara Hoy, Grace Slagle, Norma Snyder, Mary Snyder, Rosella Snyder, Sara Strouse, Anna Hurwitz, Hassel Isenberg, Marion Ishler, Rosella Johnson, Walter Kern, Sue Tharp, Elizabeth Thompson, Miriam Trostle. Harry Waterbury, Helen Winter, Marion Kerstetter, Clarence Koch, Hubert Lauck, Alda Lonberger, Hilda Mairs, Edward Womer, Thelma Zong, Guy +• t +• ■+ OFFICERS President ............................. Charles Stoddart Vice President ........................... Anne Ritenour Secretary ............................................ Jay Kennedy Treasurer .............................. Isabelle Wieland Our class was well represented in athletics this year. The following hoys played football: Paul Krumrine, Charles Myers, Hayes Keller, John Miller, and James Graham. The boys who played basketball were: Charles Stoddart, Dick Smith Joe Miller, John Miller, Hayes Keller, Paul Krumrine, and Charles Myers. The class team was made up of the following: John Frizzell, Adrian Mor gan, Paul Myers, Donald Hartsock, Sumner Noll, and Robert Struble. Thirty-six + t Minister: “Would you care to join us in the new missionary move ment?” K. C. Campbell: “I’m just crazy about it. Is it anything like the fox- trot?” J „ v Mrs. Thomas: “Sally, will you pour me some tea?” Sally: “Just a minute.” Mrs. Thomas: “Why Sally, it’s full of specks.” Sally: “Well. I couldn’t find the strainer, so I used the fly swatter.” jt jt .4 Mr. Johnston: “When did the revival of learning take place?” “Kank” Sauers: “Just before the exams.” c -.• Miss Miles: “Where’s your grammar?” Rene: “She’s dead.” jt Anne Kitenour: “Mother, I need a shingle.” Mrs. Ritenour: “W here?” Thirty-seven ---------... --------------------------------- .................... - ------------1 SOPHOMORE CLASS ROLL Blair, Beatrice Brennan, Hilda Brungard, Ethel Campbell, Kathryn Close, Roy Myers, Paul Neidigh, Earl Neidigh, Vida Noll, Sumner Coble. Donald Cole, Edna De Visme, Rene, Dreibelbis, Harold Ellenberger, Mae Norris, Helen O’Neal, Dorothy Parsons. Sarah Pearce, Margaret Peters, Ilene Eves, Pauline Forbes, Stephen Fowler, Elizabeth Frizzell, John Gilliland, Alice Peters, Maynard Ritenour, Anne Sauers, Kenneth Scheers, Frank Segner, Dorothy Graham, James Hartsock, Donald Hartswick, Cathryn Harshberger, Lydu Houtz, Pearl i Shadow, Richard Shaw, Ruby Shawley, Calvin Shoemaker, Roy Shope, Helen Johnson, Mary Kellar, Hayes Kennedy, Jay Kepler, Donald Kinsloe, Helen Scott, Leota Smith, Janet Smith, Richard Stoddart. Charles Stoner, Samuel Knoll, Margaret Krumrine, Paul Miller, Joe Miller, John Miller, Ruth Strouse, William Struble, Robert Thomas, Sarah Van Sant, Anna Warner, Clifford Morgan, Adrian Musser, Mary Myers, Charles Myers, Eleanor Myers, Harry Weaver, Edgar Wicland, Isabelle Witmer, Edith Wood, Reginald Zong, Violet Class Colors—Blue and Gray OFFICERS President ................................. Harold Glenn Vice President ........................... Kathleen Meek Secretary ............................... Emily Goodling Treasurer ................................. Robert Egolf W e, the class of 1928, realize only too well that while we are just be- ginning our high school career, the few years in school will pass by very rapidly. So, we will strive to leave some helpful impressions behind, which shall guide and direct those who are to follow us. Having a membership of one hundred and eight, entitles us to the honor of being the largest class to enter the high school. +• -+ Forty ■+ Mr. Hays—“John, why are you so late?” John H.—“The bell stopped too soon.” V J K Mr. Williams—“Whatsoever a man soweth in time of class, that shall he reap in time of examinations.” : v WHO'S WHO IN 1928 Most Popular ......... Most Literary ........ Worst Grind .......... Most Innocent Looking Best Debater ......... Close Second ......... Tallest Boys ......... Shortest Girl ........ Handsomest Boy ....... Prettiest Girl ....... Best Musician ........ Best Artist .......... Best All-around Student Best Singers ......... ............ “Tike” and “Skib” ....................... Roy B. .................... “Joe” M. ...................... Hugo F. ....................... “Tike” ................. Annabelle K. ....................... Egolfs .................. “Keppie” K. .................... “Bill B. ................. “Keppie K. ...................... Jane C. ..................... Marie M. ............... Wait until June .......... Teachers’ Quartette • • Forty-one ----------f +- FRESHMAN CLASS ROLL Archey, Elizabeth Ishler, Ruth Bailey, Warren Johnson, Anna Battenhouse, Roy Johnson, Grace Barnes, Margaret Jones, Arthur Bloom, Ethel Kepler, Helen Bloom, Dorothy Kessinger, John Bottorf, William Koch, Kathryn Brown, Bessie Krebs, Maude Brown. Laura Krumrine, Anna Cannon, Anna Krutnrine. Annabelle Catherman, Robert Krumrine, Mary Cherrington, Ethel Kuhn, James Corl, Le Roy Lonberger, John Corl, Norman Marquardt, Louise Cowell, Jane Martinez, Josephine Davis, Hulda Maule, Margaret Dennis, Harlan McFarland, George Dreibelbis, Gladys McMahon, Marie Dreibelbis, Mildred Meek, Kathleen Ebbs, Joseph Metzger, Roscoe Egolf, Herbert Meyer, Ronald Egolf, Robert Meyer, Clarence Egolf, Velma Miller, Margaret Eminhizer, Kathryn Mullen, Sylvia Everett, Elizabeth Musser, Earl Fish burn. Russell Xeff, Jennie Fleming. Gilbert Pearce, Helene Fletcher, Steve Perry, Ruth Forbes, Rosemary Reed, Edward Foster, John Reish, John Frear, Hugo Rimmey, Charles Garey, John Royer, Harry Gilliland, John Sarson. Mary Glenn, Harold Shaw, Lucian Goodling, Emily Smith, Emeline Graden, Violet Smith, Russel Graham, Ella Snediker, Madaline Gravatt, Howard Stevens, Pearl Greene, Allen Stoddart, Harold Griest, Thomas Strouse, Kathryn Grove, Earl Strouse, William Grove, Jared Struble, Ronald Haller, Lydia Sunday, Ithelray Heberling, Leroy Snyder, Harold Henszey, William 'l ate, Minnie Hodgkiss, William Taylor, Robert Horner, Clifford Thompson. James Hostetter, Kenton Tomhave, Viola Houser, John Waterbury. Paul Houtz, Hazel Way, Ethel Hoy, John Way, Isabel Hurwitz, Leon Williams, Beatrice I shier, Carl Ishler, Richard Wrigley. Harold Forty-two • • ATHLETICS F orty -three 1924 FOOTBALL SQUAD Top Row, left to right: Coach Johnston, Assistant Coach Edmiston, Krumrine, Mairs, Rub- ier, Foster, McAlevy, Metzger, Houser, Manager Henszey. Middle Row: Zong, Shawley, Kerstetter, Hodgkiss, Meek, Riley, Keller. Lower Row: Musser, Koch, H. Myers, Captain Shutt, Miller, C. Myers, Spicer. : REVIEW OF FOOTBALL SEASON On September Sth. Coach Johnston issued a call for last foot ball candidates. Almost three teams responded, and of this number two whole teams stayed out for prac- tice the whole season. Out of this squad of men. he had only eight letter men from the 1923 team, and it was around these men that he built his team. The boys worked faithfully every night, then on Sept. 27. we placed a team on the ■field, with three new faces in the line-up. Our first game was with Cresson High. Little was known of their strength, but after the final whistle blew, the score stood 34-0 in State High's favor. Besides winning from Cresson, State High defeated • Lewistown, Philips- burg, Mt. Union, Coopertown and Hollidaysburg, losing to Tyrone High by a score of 7-6. The games with Roaring Springs and Yeagertown were cancelled. The following is the list of the letter men for 1924: Joe Shutt -Captain W illiam McAlevy—Captain elect Harry Myers Paul Krumrine Philip Poster Cal Shawley Ed. Mairs John Miller Percy Spicer Harold Hubler Guy Zong Daniel Musser Hayes Keller Hubert Koch Charles Myers John Henszey—Manager. BASEBALL The baseball candidate reported March 28, to Mr. johnston’s room, where we had our first meeting. Ed. Mairs being the only assistant manager of last sea- son, was elected manager of this year’s team. The first part of the season was spent in getting the diamond in shape. Since the new school building inter- fered with our previous diamond, it was necessary to con- struct an entirely new one. We are greatly indebted to the boro officials who very kindly gave us the services of men, teams and a scraper, which were very useful in the construction of the new diamond. Some veterans from last year’s season are, Kerstetter, Krumrine. Henszey, McAlevey, Musser, Shutt. Meyers, Smith and others who will probably help to make up a very successful team. Here’s wishing for a successful season. At the time of the printing of this book, the track candidates were called for. So not much can be known about the strength of this year’s team. There are only four letter men from last year’s team : Shawley, McAlevey, Hubler, and Edmiston. Of these, Hubler, Shawley or Mc- Alevey can be elected captain. Frank Glenn, being the only assistant manager from last year, was elected man- ager. And in securing Charley Morrill, a former track star of Penn State, for Coach, we got a very capable man for the position; he has had much experience as a track man. Mr. Johnston will also assist in the coaching. We will probably be entered into four meets: Center County Track meet, Clearfield, Lewistown, and Interschol- astic track meets. CLASS BASKET BALL This year, for the first time, inter-class basketball was adopted. The respective class teams were to play nine games. The members of the varsity team were declared in- eligible. A manager-coach was selected from each class to arrange the games for his respective class team. In the first games of the schedule, the Seniors won from the Juniors, while the Sophomores bowed to the fast Freshman aggregation. At the end of the first five games, the standing of the teams was as follows: Seniors, won five, lost none; Juniors, won three, lost two; Freshmen, won two. lost three, and Sophomores, lost five, won none. From this time on, a real battle for the championship was in progress. The Seniors lost a game and won a game. The Juniors won four games and lost one, the Freshmen won three and lost none, while the Sophomores continued to lose. In the final game between the Seniors and the Freshmen, the Seniors were overwhelmed by the victory- seeking Freshmen. Thus the Juniors were tied and in the final game to decide the winning team, the Freshmen were forced to take the small end of a 8-6 score. The game was very hard fought. Then, the faculty challenged the Junior team to a game. The announcement aroused much interest among the students. The gym was crowded. The faculty, al- though they had had no practice, downed the flying colors of the Juniors in a thrilling game, 19-10. The faculty team was composed of the following: Mr. Hays, Mr. Johnston, Mr. W illiams, Mr. Verner. Mr. I.enhart. According to the contract, each member of the team received a ticket to the chicken and waffle supper given by the Junior Class on March twenty-fourth in the Methodist Church. ORGANIZATIONS Stale College Varsity Quintet And Girl� ’ Team Al� o i Out DEFEATS UNEXPECTED In an exciting contest the Spring Milt� girls defeated the Slate College aggregation by the «core of 2S-4. at Spring Mill� on January ZM. The game waa late getting started, but from the opening whistle both team� uncorked a fa� and «crappy brand of ball, marked by close guarding espec- ially In the ftr� t half. In the second half the Mamon and Gray toasers out- scored their opponents 5 to 4. but the damage had already been «lone. In the work of the Spring Mills sextet, that of Hagen. Hostei man and Warner w� « outstanding, while Captain Slagle Mi-ck and Wieland formed the leading TUO VALENTINES g? To the rght we have a beautiful maid. perfect «loll for look ; Shi ’s furthered by shirks, cake-eaters, - -men ller learrnn' ain’t found in books MINING DEAN TALKS ON CHOOSING VOCATION Points Out Need of Care in “Come Out of the Kitchen ia Replete With Laughs And Thrill� The plot ot the play is well made and exceedingly interesting. Mr. ami Mrs. Daingerfield are forced to leave for Europe because of Mr. Dainger- lietd's ill health, and leaving their four children with a very small amout of money Chance cornea their way and good fortune seems to pre- Heres to the girl who is seen on the vail. A rich northerner wishes to rent left. their mansion for a time, and is will- She’s too ww for the shieks of today; ,nf |Q „ rMwrou, lo h.v She’s called a flat-tire, an M can and w Mtisfled. He is partial- MK . Urly emphatic that there be no negro Hut abe can keep the men away. MrYant. . u-legr.m arrives just be- w„v (• � T o, o SCHtMII f0,‘ C° UUn tb h,U in t ANT Ot It St HWt 1waits engaged to perform the duties HAVE A DEBATING TEAM? can not come. Olivia the eldest daugh- _____ ter, who is ever ready, meet the crisis One of the pastimes in which the «ith the utmost tact. The play con- VOLI MK I STATE TOSSERS BEATEN BY SPRING MILLS JUNIORS COME OUT TO-NIGHT, PRESENT THEIR ANNUAL PLAY THE PIPER Published by the Press Club of the State College High School. Press Club Officers Curtis Mairs .................................... President 11 ilda I a mberger V • I resident Lydia Haller Secretary Mr. Weik ........................................ Treasurer The Piper Staff Louis Bergendahl ............... Kenneth Corl ................... Stephen Forbes ................. Kenneth Zerby .................. Sue Kern ....................... Lydia Haller ................... Hassel Hurwitz ................. John Henszey Helen Behrer ................... Marie McMahon .................. Curtis Mairs ................... Miriam Thompson Kenneth Sauers ................. Grace McMahon Laura Winter ................... Marie McMahon .......... Editor ... Asst. Editor ... Asst. Editor . Business Mgr. sst. Bus. Mgr. Asst. Bus. Mgr. Asst. Bus. Mgr. Athletic Editor Asst. Ath. Ed. Asst. Ath. Ed. .... Joke Editor .. Asst. Joke Ed. .. Asst. Joke Ed. ..... Art Editor . Asst. Art. Ed. ... Asst. Art. Ed. Forty-nine Boom! Bang’! Biff! Do we hear John Henszey play- ing those traps? The High School Orchestra has been more or less obscure except on such occasions as needed to fill-in, or entertain while a more celebrated group of en- tertainers rested between acts. Nevertheless it appeared on February sixth, for the Junior play, “Come Out of the Kitchen, and on March twenty-sixth for the operetta, “See America First.” Promising material is at hand for a bigger and better orchestra in 1925-1926, and we solicit the support of all musicians, and those who would like to be, in order that progress in the music department may be made. i Fifty THE HIGH SCHOOL GLEE CLUBS The High School Glee Clubs, under the direction of Miss Esther K. Johnson, have been larger and more suc- cessful during the term of 1924-1925 than in previous years. The combined Boys’ and Girls’ Glee Clubs presented the Comic Operetta, “See America First”, with added at- tractions of a clown novelty act, and interperative danc- ing. on Thursday evening. March twenty-sixth at eight o’clock. The program was a decided success, due to the untiring efforts of the cast. “Here’s to the Glee Clubs, Their voices e’er ringing. To success in the future Our glad hearts are singing.” Fifty-one Snapshots from Comic Operetta, SEE AMERICA FIRST Fifty-two ■+ The Keefer-Nolan Hardware Co. Complete Line of Builders’ Hardware, Roofing, Paints and Varnishes, Electric Washers and Laundry Equip- ment, Majestic Ranges, Oil Stoves, Page Fencing and Poultry Netting HOME FURNISHINGS State College Penna. When It Is Jewelry You Are Thinking Of Call On Us Haim ()’Neal Jewelers Kast College Ave. RAY 1). GILLILAND DRUGS Toilet Articles Whitman’s Candies Fifty-three t Helen: “Why did you let go of the wheel?” Charlie: “Oh! I just wanted to see if I had a flat tire.” Helen: “Oh! You mean thing.” j� j« jt W hat do you think When You are Dancing W'ith your man And He says “That's perfect And You look up at him And find He’s looking at the orchestra. o Teacher—“How can you tell the approach of winter?” Pupil—“It begins to get later earlier.” jt Co-—“Don’t you think Connie looks spirituelle in that gown?” Kdna— W ell, 1 11 admit there is not much of the material about her.” Schlow’s Quality The Hilaud Shop Shop R. W. EDMISTON, Prop. 220' i Allen St. Exclusive Distributors of Wooltex Peggv Pairs Co-Ed and Cleaning, Pressing, Re- Peggy Paige Garments for Women pairing Rest Laundry Service Made to order clothes Allen St. at $24.50 Fifty-four Porter Weber High Class Painting Papering Young Men’s Suits “Just Wright” Shoes Interior Decorating HUR WITZ’S Bell 52-J 128 S. Frazier 127 S. Allen St. FYE’S DRY GOODS AND NOTIONS FRUITS AND GROCERIES FYE’S Fifty-five Then the band played I leaned forward in my saddle and petted my horse’s head. I whispered a message to his ear. “Faster! Faster! The fear of a stampede flashed be- fore me. My God, could we make it? A horse across from us was run- ning even. 1 applied quirt and spurs, but even we ran, neck and neck. We could not gain, try as we would. For a moment nearby objects became blurred. What was happening? Then for a moment 1 discerned an Indian two horses ahead bent low in his saddle, both pony and rider in perfect harmony. The earth seemed to stop going around—So did the merry-go-round. « .4 “Were you trying to catch that train, sir?” he asked pompously. The panting would-be passenger eyed him balefully for a second be- fore he hissed in reply: “Oh, no, I merely wanted to chase it out of the station.” , .4 ,4 Olive—“Which side are you rooting for in the football game?” Dottie—“How in the world can I tell until I know whether I’m going with Jack or Harry?” ,4 -.4 Fuzz: “There are an awful lot of girls that prefer not to marry.” Ed: “How do you know?” Fuzz: “I've asked them.” STYLE, QUALITY and PRICE Is what appeals to most young men of today. In our store you will find those three essentials in the line we sell to the High School student. Society Brand Suits Schoble Hats Eagle Shirts Van Heusen and Arrow Collars Crawford and Florsheim Shoes Tin Quality Shop M. FROMM Opposite Front Campus YOUR HOME In the selection of your home or home site, it will pay you to consult the records and se- cure the service of this office. Eugene H. Lederer Realtor Fire Insurance Loans Developer Manor Hills Serfah ’23 Tobacco Confectionary College Ice Cream Coast to Coast Kadiola III with $35 Phones and Tubes 136 Allen St. Electric Supply Co. 123 Frazier Street W. L. Foster, President David F. Kapp, Cashier THE FIRST NATIONAL BANK of State College, Pa. Capital $125.000.00—Surplus and Undivided Profits $150.000.00 Fifty-seven +■ Optical Illusions Their eyes met for a long breathless moment and swam together. He drank all of her in with dancing eyes. With her eyes she rivited him to the wall. Often she would remove her eyes from the deck and cast them far out to sea. As he dropped his eyes, a look of intense pain shrouded his features. His eye met hers and fell. Her eyes rose from under the table at the spell of his commanding voice. And their eyes met and Gwendoln uttered a piercing shriek. j� jl jt High school would be a wonderful place if it wasn’t for the classes. : ■ Wilbur (to Lenhart, who has fallen over a stone) “Did you fall?” Mr. Lenhart: “How utterly imbecile! Of course not. Mv body produced an impact with a stationary solid substance, which by the law of inertia resisted the force applied to it and destroyed my equil- ibrium. So not being able to defy or break the law of gravitation, I suc- cumbed to the inevitable and assumed this horizontal position. jt , Eight—“Grandpa, why is it that you have no hair on your head?” Eighty—“Grass does not grow' on a busy street.” Eight—“Oh. 1 see. It can't get up through the concrete.” SHOES FASHION PARK WHOSE? CLOTHIERS YOURS Hatters and Furnishers of course Huy them here and be sure they’re right. The Fashion Shop 20th Century Shoe Company H. L. STUART 121 Allen Street Proprietor Fifty-eight Dry Goods and Notions Munsingwear and Hosiery EGOLF’S 120Zi East College Ave Compliments of Nittany Theatre Co. SMITH’S TAILOR SHOP HAVE IT MADE TO MEASURE—IT PAYS Values from SI 8 to $60 Cleaning, Pressing and Repairing Neatly Done Profit if he gets it. Mr. Hays: “George, will you kindly tell us the relation between cap- ital and labor?” George: “Whenever 1 lend any of my friends money, it represents capital, but when I try to get it back, it is a case of labor. .«« The Reason An Irishman bought a watch, and it wouldn’t run. He opened it, and there was a bug inside. I ’at exclaimed: “Huh! no wonder it wouldn’t run: the engineer’s dead.” , „ , t Mr. Lenhart has just discovered a new law in physics. By six months of careful experimenting, he found that talking in class was directly pro- portional to the square of the distance from the teacher. y , . Clara: “Did Bill ever kiss you? Teddy: “N-n-n-n-n-o.” Clara: ‘Tie kissed me too.’ She was only an electrician's daughter but she gave a terrible shock. _ jt Just think! Three thousand seals were used to make fur coats last year” Isn’t it wonderful that they can train animals to do such work?” Saturdays Take home a box of our delicious Salads or a home made cake or pie. The newest of everything in clothing for young men Catering To Parties a Specialty The Purity Tea Room and Delicatessen Shop State Shirt Shop 125' i Allen St. AL’S SHOP The store which aims to give you more for a dollar than you would expect elsewhere. We carry a complete line of Haberdashery, Men’s, Wom- en’s and Children’s Shoes. Come in and try our depend- able service Gernerd Building PARK R. HOMAN Lumber Yard and Planing Mill Where Quality is Higher Than Price State College, Pa. Bell 40-M HARVEY BROTHERS BAKERS AND ICE CREAM MANUFACTURERS Refreshments of Quality for all Occasions 220 East College Avenue Phone 211 Sixty-one Things we’d like to see An absent-minded teacher. A stupid Englishman. A tight Scotchman. , , A violinist entered a little music shop in London. “I want an E. string”, he remarked to the man behind the counter. Producing a box, the latter said, “Would you mind picking one out for yourself, sir? I ’ardlv know the ’es from the shes.” , j . Student (in restaurant)—“Hey, there!” Waiter—“Yes sir; how will you have it?” jt . . Mary had been walking home from so many automobile rides that her mother at last decided to give her a road map for a birthday present. t ,« ,« We editors may tog and toil Till our finger tips are sore. But some poor fish is sure to say: “I’ve heard that joke before.” v«t jt jt Waiter (serving soup)—“Looks like rain sir.” Guest (with scorn)—“Yes. and tastes like dishwater.” Hillside Ice Co. Rexall Drug Store Pure Ice Cold Storage Coal of all kinds in stock Robert J. Miller, P. I). Both Phones N. Patterson St. State College, Pa. Compliments PHILIP I). FOSTER J. H. MUSSER COAL YARD Coal, Wood, Hay and Straw WEST COLLEGE Both Phones J. H. HOUSER Meats of Quality REASONABLE PRICES PAINTING Distributors for PAPER HANGING Wilson Certified Products Interior Decorating and Butter Meyers’ Meat Market 437 W. College Ave. 114 S. Frazier St. Phone 220 Sixty-three +• FAIR OR FOWL The floorwalker approached the rather perturbed looking young man just inside the entrance of the department store. “You look as though you wished some sort of information, sir. Can I be of service to you? “I don’t know”, said the perspiring young man. I was told to go in here and purchase either a camisole or a casserole, and for the life of me 1 can't remember which.” “Well”, said the floorwalker patiently, “if you'll tell me what kind of a chicken you propose to put in it. perhaps 1 can help you.’ . •« Willie’s deaf aunt was paying them a visit, and her affliction greatly impressed the little fellow. As he and his small sister were getting ready for bed. he remarked: “Isn't it awful to he deaf, Nancy? Just think of hav- ing to wash your ears every day and never getting any good out of them at all”! jt ,« Congratulate John Grompley, He thinks R. S. V. P. means, Return Silver Yare Promptly. ,« • It behoves you to mix humor with your daily life. The harder you can laugh, the farther you can go. Albert Deal Son Gemerd the Tailor Made To Measure Suits Top Coats Sport Trousers HEATING PLUMBING Cleaning — Pressing Frazier Street Repairing + •+ Sixty-fbur State University Shoe Co. Hartman’s Barber Shop The American Gentleman Basement and The American Lady Under Hotel Selz and Carters Shoes All Shoes Guaranteed Patronage Solicited PERSONAL ENGRAVED CARDS GRADUATION GIFTS THE ATHLETIC STORE On Co-op Comer Sixty-five +■ At the Dorm. Dance—“Say, have you tried the new steps?’’ “No, are they any softer than the fire escape?” , � j ji He made up his mind that he would propose now. A shudder came over him and beads of prespiration broke out on his flushed brow. He felt in his vest pocket. It was there but soon it would grace her hand. Slowly he turned and faced her. “Uh-uh-Dot-uh-” He could get no farther. “Dorothy-Iuh-would-” He gulped furiously. “Say, Guy,” she said. “Will you marry me.” Yes, he fainted. , , In a rural school the teacher was telling about the Indians and she asked the children what the leaders of the tribes are called. “Chiefs”, answered a bright little girl. “Yes”, said the teacher. “Now can any of you tell me what the women are called”? “Mischief” shouted a youngster in the rear. FINIS The College Man’s Warm and Light Lunches Served Shop AT ALL HOURS Is Also The High School At The Shop College Quick Lunch You Know The Place Under People’s Hank Harry W. Sauers Robinson Block- State College Sixty-six +• Builders’ Hardware and House Furnishings Strubles’ Grocery Meat Market 115 Frazier Street Penn State 1 lardvv are Company Bell Phone 333 Swift’s Quality Meats and Premium Hams Fresh and Green Vegetables At All Times Home-Aid Mayonnaise Made Daily BELLEFONTE HARDWARE COMPANY The Quality and Service Hardware Store of Centre County Solicits a Portion of Your Patronage Both Phones Prompt Delivery to State College Beliefonte, Pa. Sixty-seven FAIR OR FOWL The floorwalker approached the rather perturbed looking young man just inside the entrance of the department store. “You look as though you wished some sort of information, sir. Can I be of service to you ?” “I don’t know,” said the perspiring young man. “I was told to go in here and purchase either a camisole or a casserole, and for the life of me I can’t remember which.” “Well,” said the floorwalker patiently, “if you’ll tell me what kind of a chicken ou propose to put in it, perhaps I can help you.” “An what’s your job around here, young feller?” asked Montero, of an official in a big city railroad station. “I am the train caller,” answered that dignitary. “Well, call me one then. I’m in a hurry.” Willie’s deaf aunt was paying them a visit, and her affliction greatly impressed the little fellow. As he and his small sister were getting ready for bed, he remarked: “Isn’t it awful to lie deaf, Nancy? Just think of having to wash your ears every day and never getting any good out of them at all!” ,4 ,4 ..4 ,4 ..4 .4 YOUR FATHER, Your Mother, Your Sister, Your Brother all Recommend Airs From the Stars and Music From The Air on Brunswick Combination Radio and Phonograph The Penii State Cafe W. R. Geiitzell Home of Better Built Furniture THE PENN STATE PHOTO SHOP OFFICIAL PHOTOGRAPHS FOR MAROON AND GRAY PORTRAIT, COMMERCIAL AND AMATEUR PHOTOGRAPHY 212 E. College Avenue State College, Pa. DANCE DANCE CANDYLAND’S DANCING ROOM At Your Disposal At All Times GREGORY BROS. DANCE DANCE State College Motor Company Lincoln, Ford Fordson Authorized Sales and Service CARS, TRUCKS AND TRACTORS J. J. Snyder Boyd Miller, Proprietors. 606 W. College Avenue Graham Sons. That Home-y Little Store Temporarily Located in The Music Room Candies are the best sellers and stock is always fresh Eat At KNOX’S CAFE 108 Vj Allen Street Seventy HARRY J. BEHRER 13� E. College Ave. Bell Phone 272-R GENERAL HARDWARE Florence Automatic Blue Flame Oil Stoves Acme Quality Paints and Varnishes Lawn Mowers and Garden Tools Johnsons’ Floor Wax and Polishes Sporting Goods and Fishing Tackle Screen Doors and Windows AUTO SUPPLIES Atlantic Motor Gas and Oils U. S. Tires and Tubes Seventy-one J. H.: “Where have you been?” K. C. C.: “Oh! Just down shooting a little pool.” J. H.: “Yeh? And I suppose that pink powder on your collar is cue chalk”. , , Mr. Lenhart: “Will carbon tetrachloride burn?” Bung: “Yes.” Mr. Lenhart: “What's it used for?” Bung: “Fire extinguishers.” ,«t , Marjorie: “Wilbur is an awful tightwad, isn’t he?” Elizabeth: “Gosh. yes. “Everytime I have a date with him, he gets closer and closer.” ,4 , , Mr. Hays: “Have you done your outside reading?” Guy: “No, sir. it’s been too cold to read outside.” . jt j Fortune teller: “You have a tendency to let things slide.” Fred Neff: “Yes, 1 play a trombone.” v J « Gene: “Do you want to marry a one-eyed man?” Ruth: “No, why?” Gene: “Then let me carry your umbrella?” « M , Mr. Mairs: “Curtis, recite to father what you learned at Sunday School. Curtis: “The Lord is my Shepherd, I should worry.” Seventy-two i av,-. -ft