Starrett School for Girls - Starette Yearbook (Chicago, IL)

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-1- ----- --------- - ------r l l l Daquc-:rre Stucho I' O S e r , Official Photographers of B U S l N E S S i THE 1933 STAR-ETTE C 0 l- l- E G E i oi, : The Business College i STUDIO AND HOME with the University ! PORTRAITS OF QUALITY A o 'h Only Four Year High School GXQV9 Graduates Enrolled Bulletin Free on Request i 4, : l 218 So' Wabash Avenue 116 South Michigan Avenue McClurg Bldg. . , Chicago Tel. Wabash 0526-0527 For Appointment Randolph F l ii X l Two women were seated in a street car discussing their favorite operas. As l the conductor advanced to take their fares one of them, handling him her fare I remarked: I I simply adore 'Carmen'll! I Blushing to the roots of his hair, the embarrassed conductor replied Try the i motorman, Miss, he's a single manf' i -'Q I How did you find the steak, sir? 1 I looked under a mushroom and there it was! i . l lst boy: Lend me a five spot and I'll be everlastmgly indebted to you. 2nd boy: That's just what I'm afraid of. i She: If you were standing on a dime, it would be like Woolworth's Five and I Ten Cent Store. I He: Why? She: Nothing over a dime. 7 l l -1-. .-. ------. ...-..-..-.. .-.-....... .... . ....-..l. Sixty-three

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Quinn 1111111i111i i11111111 i11i11 , ni. l l l l L Comjrlimmts of Compliments of 1 ' A PARENT A PARENT 5 My boss says I'm not to go back until you give me the money you owe him. ll I Wonder if he'll know you with a beard? ! i l-111 l Columbus was wrong-the world is flat. 5 ...-. i And I tell you, sir, the audience was glued to their seats until I had finished I speaking, said a speaker. i Second speaker: That certainly was a very neat way of keeping them theref' i e --- l Woman: 'Tm bothered with 'a little wart I would like to have removed. g Doctor: The divorce lawyer is on the second floor? I I I I I Compliments of i Lost in the Sahara, dying of thirst, ' and completely surrounded by moun- L l tains of peanut-butter sandwiches. I COMPANY 3 ...- l f I When is a joke not a joke? l Nine times out of ten' As Neafr as Your Phone l Q Victory 6200 I I .g..-...- .. -.................. .. - - - .. - - .. - - - -..........-..... -...-........-... Sixty-two

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ilu-nu 1111--1---1- - - 1 :1 f 1-1111111-1 I..-hi, I 1 1 1 1 E 1 1 l 1 1 i OUND managerial policies and long, success- i : ful experience have provided us with sufli- g l cient equipment, adequate personnel, and ample I resources to render dependable service as artists I I and makers of fine printing plates. That you I 1 will be secure from chance, is our first promise. I 1 1 1 HH- 1 1 I 1 JAHN ea oLuER JENGRAVING co. I 1-Arneriwfs Largest School Annual i I Designers and 6'ngravc'rs I i 1 T 817 W. WASHINGTON BLVD. CHICAGO, ILL. 1 1 'l'n1uu 111111-11111111-1-11-1-11i1 uuiufn STARRETT MUSIC EVENTS CContinued from Page 530 The outstanding event of the year was a delightful violin recital presented by Miss Frances Huff on the afternoon of March 12 in the Music Studio. On this occasion she introduced, as guest artist and pianist, Miss Juliette Redfern of the Drake Conservatory of Music, Drake University in Des Moines, Iowa. The recital was very much enjoyed by a large audience of friends. Miss Huff has also given us much pleasure with her delightful violin selections in assemblies on different occasions during the year, and accompanied at the piano by her sister, Marian Huff. Sixty-four