Starrett School for Girls - Starette Yearbook (Chicago, IL)

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Quinn 1111111i111i i11111111 i11i11 , ni. l l l l L Comjrlimmts of Compliments of 1 ' A PARENT A PARENT 5 My boss says I'm not to go back until you give me the money you owe him. ll I Wonder if he'll know you with a beard? ! i l-111 l Columbus was wrong-the world is flat. 5 ...-. i And I tell you, sir, the audience was glued to their seats until I had finished I speaking, said a speaker. i Second speaker: That certainly was a very neat way of keeping them theref' i e --- l Woman: 'Tm bothered with 'a little wart I would like to have removed. g Doctor: The divorce lawyer is on the second floor? I I I I I Compliments of i Lost in the Sahara, dying of thirst, ' and completely surrounded by moun- L l tains of peanut-butter sandwiches. I COMPANY 3 ...- l f I When is a joke not a joke? l Nine times out of ten' As Neafr as Your Phone l Q Victory 6200 I I .g..-...- .. -.................. .. - - - .. - - .. - - - -..........-..... -...-........-... Sixty-two

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111-1151. 1 7111.11-ql1nq1 i T 1 1 T 1 1 1 1 - 1 1. 111111.51511-lg-3 yn-11+ I l ! Compliments E of Compliments of 1 I P t I A aren A Parent I I l i Visitor: Is the family upstairs Scotch? i Host: No, why? i Visitor: They're raising such a fuss because the baby swallowed a penny. i Do you want gas? asked the dentist. e Yes,', replied the patient, absent-mindedly, about five gallons-and take a : look at the oil.', 5 Young lady, how many times have I told you to get to class on time? l I don,t know. I thought you were keeping score. I l SUTHERLAND HOTEL l Customer: The horn on this car is I Drexel Boulevard broken' l at Salesman: No, it's not: it's just in- I 47th Street different- Customer: What do you mean? T Salesman: It doesn't give a hoot. i MARCUS E. DOOLEY Phone 5 Manager Atlantic 2 oo l I s I SPIES BROTHERS Phone Drexel 6618 Manufacturing jewelers ?0wder Tuff Sth Floor Beauty Shoppe l 27 EAST MONROE STREET Everything in Beauty Culture f Our Business Is to Improve Your Appearance l Jbfaleers of L STARRETT RINGS AND PINS 923 EAST 47TH STREET CHICAGO i liuininig 1 -.lp-5 - .ii 1 .Ts 1 -5 ie 71.1 in-. 11.1. i .inn-..1..1..1..1,.-.np Sixiy-one

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-1- ----- --------- - ------r l l l Daquc-:rre Stucho I' O S e r , Official Photographers of B U S l N E S S i THE 1933 STAR-ETTE C 0 l- l- E G E i oi, : The Business College i STUDIO AND HOME with the University ! PORTRAITS OF QUALITY A o 'h Only Four Year High School GXQV9 Graduates Enrolled Bulletin Free on Request i 4, : l 218 So' Wabash Avenue 116 South Michigan Avenue McClurg Bldg. . , Chicago Tel. Wabash 0526-0527 For Appointment Randolph F l ii X l Two women were seated in a street car discussing their favorite operas. As l the conductor advanced to take their fares one of them, handling him her fare I remarked: I I simply adore 'Carmen'll! I Blushing to the roots of his hair, the embarrassed conductor replied Try the i motorman, Miss, he's a single manf' i -'Q I How did you find the steak, sir? 1 I looked under a mushroom and there it was! i . l lst boy: Lend me a five spot and I'll be everlastmgly indebted to you. 2nd boy: That's just what I'm afraid of. i She: If you were standing on a dime, it would be like Woolworth's Five and I Ten Cent Store. I He: Why? She: Nothing over a dime. 7 l l -1-. .-. ------. ...-..-..-.. .-.-....... .... . ....-..l. Sixty-three