Stapleton High School - Purple and Gold Yearbook (Stapleton, GA)

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Esther, teacher of auction, duplicate and contra:-t bridge, to Work, Whitehead. and Lenz. Winner of International Bridge- tourna- ment of pcnalities to be imposed for trumping partm-r's an-, losing the lead, forgetting the bid, and saying, What Trumps? Maruice, orchestra leader and composer of distinction. Mar- ried to Rosa Trillalotta, leading soprano of the Metropolitan Op:-ra Company. For the last five years leader of the Phidiscordant Orchestra and the Air Forces Band. Composer ofthe Third Floor Suite, Concerto in A Flat, and air for the Saxophone and the Tuba. Walter, member of the Academy of Arts and Science, President of the Perfection Film Company, which turns out three hundred sixty-five ten reel films each year--one per day. In his employ are the most beautiful shaped bathing girls, the bravest heroes and the most beautiful heroiens in the world. Among his best known films are Oroastus, a Greek Epic, and The Multiplication Tables, a problem play. Betty, sixteenth President of the United States, elected by the Independent Party, active in politics since infancy, mayor of her town three terms, United States Senator for two terms. Speaker of the National House of Representatives one term. Sponsored the bills for disfranchising saxophone players, radio crooners, and talkative fishmen. Noted for her unique foreign policy. lt has not been made public yet and probably never will be. Hobby: Crocheting Bathmats. Jimmy, a poet of a new school. Author of Owed to a Tailor, Lines on a Lady's Face, and Sonnets to a Sunflower. Unmarried, but frequently reported engaged. Hobby: Collecting unused postage stamps. Clubs: The pen and ink: the Return Postage Society. Wilma, premiere danseuse of the Russian Dancers, the Chinese Ballet, and the Topeka Tap Dancers. Married and divorced three times. Noted for grace, beauty, and originality of dances. Introduced the popular ballroom steps, the grapevine glide, and the thistled-down float, but is more interested in interpretative and classical dancing. Hobby: Prevention of corns. Glynn Hadden, famous inventor. Married to Mary Moneybags. Has invented over one thousand labor-saving devices, all of which are blessings to humanity. Among the best-known products of his agile brain are: Restwell mattresses for oyster beds, Boomerang collar buttons guaranteed to return to the hand that lost them, and indestructible leads for silver pencils, also exercise for reducing one's income tax. Hobby: Reading detective stories try- ing to solve the mysteries. 14

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1 JOHNNY ANNE FRANK JUNIOR CLASS OFFICERS President ------ - ---Frank Terry Vice-President ------------- Anne Johnson Secretary and Treasurer ---- Johnny Peebles gmnaaium 16