Stanford University - Quad Yearbook (Palo Alto, CA)

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 Yes, the ratio works wonders; Sally Stanford eats it up, marvels in the euphoric ecstacy of knowing that you are just one of the 2.1 males who are after her body at any given instant. She can discard you at will, or she can keep you around just long enough to inflate her already bloated ego to new levels of elasticity and new nadirs of sensitivity. The ice-cold shield always seems to be there, the candy coated plain chocolate that outdoes even M M's—it never, never melts. —a disappointed freshman 14

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 If you're old enough and have learned from experience, your self-discipline is going to be good and correct; but if your inner discipline is wrong, the right kind of discipline must be enforced on you. In Rome, the slaves got all the money and the workers became the slaves. The society collapsed. I see the same thing happening here with our own federal government. Our society is the greatest one in the world and it is worth saving. It is a simple world which we are making too damn complicated. —Payton Jordan on Youth and America 13

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