Stanford Law School - Yearbook (Palo Alto, CA)

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ROBERT L. KEENEY, JR. The horseman serves the horse, The neatherd serves the neat, The merchant serves the purse, The eater serves his meat, 'T is the day of the chattel, Web to weave, and corn to grindg Things are in the saddle, And ride mankind. There are two laws discrete, Not reconciled- Law for man, and law for thing, The last builds town and fleet, But it runs wild, And doth the man unking. Let man serve law for man, Live for friendship, live for love, For truth's and harmony's behoofg The state may follow how it can, As Olympus follows J ove. Emerson ROGER W. KIRST Born midst Minnesota snows, In the Christmas season even, Time to grow and learn and then, MIT to engineer. Forth a ain to Stanford Law g - s Learn the mysteries found in cases, Law Reviewed and Moot Courted, While San Francisco long explored. Soon to serve the Navy's call, Defend a sailor, roam the world, Then to find what it's all been for, Anonymous, but plagiarized. ROBERT B. KIMBALL To be truthful, the most important educational experiences, and the really good things that happened to me over the last few years don't seem to fit into a yearbook biography. On the other hand, I'1n not sure that anyone will profit from learning that I graduated from Claremont Men's College in 1967 with a B.A. in history, was active on the Moot Court Board, sold fire insurance for the English Channel, or devised a formula for imputing income to the taxpayer for air breathed during the year, less a depreciation allowance. Instead, I'll just say that I'm thankful for good friends and occasional quiet afternoons.

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JOHN I . HUHS As an All-American economist at the University of Washington, John was recruited by all the major graduate schools but came to Stanford because of the strong intermural sports program. After all, you can make a living in law for a few years, but you have to have something to fall back on. And it is clear from John's success as a member of the Blackacre B softball team that he is more than just a paid student. Since John couldn't ride his motorcycle all the time, John found he had a few spare hours. He tried going to class, but that didn't work out, so he joined the Law Review. As a law-business student, he found himself working on the review in a year in which he took no law school classes - which is about how many you need. CHARLES GORDON JONES One of the original Cro-Bro of the class of '70, C, Gordon helped to contribute to the anti-intellectualism that made Cothers Hall habitable for two years. He did his part in improving social conditions by pub-tending in the bar - not only for the other students but fhicj for himself as well. The mecca of the Stanford Golf Course occupied many of his daylight hours, and it soon attracted in permanent fashion every new golf ball he hit. His nocturnal activities caused him to be excluded from the O'Connell-Abbott-Miller-Munch-Watson organization known as Eunuchs' Cornern - one of those Hippee-Radical-Communist-Pinko subversive outfits! Before being able to think like a lawyer, C. Gordon was commissioned as an officer through ROTC. And his Missouri draft board has apparently never recovered from the loss - late this year they were still trying to draft Lieutenant Jones. Peace. EDWARD M. KEECH My whole life has been devoted to a search for a humane way to slaughter cattle. From the time I was born on in 1944 through early years growing up on Long Island, through prep school in New England, and through my undergraduate days at Harvard, I have been disturbed by the fact that cattle are stunned by a blow with a hammer before they are killed. This seemed needlessly cruel. Two years as a teacher and counselor in the Job Corps led me no closer to a solution. During my first two years in law school, I finished second in the Kirkwood Moot Court Competition, but nothing helped find the solution to the cattle question. Then, in the Fall of my third year, I reached my goal, there is a humane way to numb cattle before slitting their throats! Take them to Business Associations for an hour and a quarter. That will numb them. The California Bar exam and two years in the Army will delay any attempts to introduce this solution into practice. Half gow 1970

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RICHARD M. KURTZMAN . . . Grown-ups love figures. When you tell them that you have made a new friend, they never ask you any questions about essential matters. They never say to you, 'What does his voice sound like? What games does he love best? Does he collect butterflies?' Instead, they demand: 'How old is he? How many brothers has he? How much does he weigh? How much money does his father make'?' Only from these figures do they think they have learned anything about him. If you were to say to the grown-ups: 'I saw a beautiful house made of rosy brick, with geraniums in the windows and doves on the roof,' they would not be able to get any idea of that house at all. You would have to say to them: 'I saw a house that cost S20,000.' Then they would exclaim: 'Oh, what a pretty house that isl' H They, as well as too many others, fail to understand 'fa very simple secret: It is only with the heart that one can see rightly: what is CARL M. LONGLEY, JR. Carl was born in Pensacola, Florida, but moved to California to get away from the sun. He came to Stanford on a shuffleboard scholarship and, like all jocks, it took him eight years to get out. Now, three degrees and a Mustang richer, he is prepared to offer himself to the world - or maybe to spend a few more years in the frat house if the right offer doesn't come along. ggi .- 1 77 al ALAN D. LONGMAN essential is invisible to the eye. The Little Prince CQQKAN jj? 75 Antoine de Saint Exupery as ' li This Space For Rent Your ad can appear here in the Stanford Law School Yearbook! Enjoy the prestige which only a great Law School Yearbook can offer! Recent data compiled by the Law School Yearbook Research Council shows that the vast majority of Yearbook readers are young college graduates, and many of them will soon be earning as much as 315,000 per year. These affluent young consumers are an excellent market for many goods and services. Law firms might also consider the good will that can be generated through a Yearbook advertisement. And these ads may qualify as tax-deductible contributions. fWe're still working on that angle with the IRSJ Don't miss this opportunity to present your message to the law students of today and the leaders of tomorrow! For further information about placing an ad, write: Sell-Out Enterprises, clo Al Longman, Box 1970, Stanford, California. Don't delay, write today! fl , C Zi- f 770