Stanford Law School - Yearbook (Palo Alto, CA)

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-Q: QC' STEVEN H. HUGHES Finding himself torn between his true loves of Egyptology and Mesoamerican archaeology, Steve opted out with Stanford School of Law. fActually he discovered that most archaeologists, are quietly starvingj. A native of Hillsboro, Oregon, Steve spent his undergraduate years skiing in the Oregon Cascades. Fortunately CO this did not prevent his graduation, cum laude, from Lewis 84 Clark College in 1965. After graduation he resumed skiing and became licensed as a Certified Public Accountant by the State of Oregon. Steve's most noteworthy achievement while at Stanford was his December 21, 1968 marriage to Alice Ann Steed. As a true native Oregonian Steve plans to return to said state, wife permitting, Where he will join the Committee to Save Oregon from California. EMORY E. IRELAND . Emory was born in San Diego, California on October 15, 1944. He grew up in Wellesley, Massachusetts and attended Wellesley High School. Four years at Yale led to a B.A. in English and marriage to the former Barbara Pomeroy in August of 1966. Emory worked fwith payj for Professor John Kaplan and for the Constitution Revision Commission while at Stanford. He also labored fwithout payj for the Journal of International Studies. He hopes to practice law in Milwaukee, if Uncle Sam does not assert a prior claim. RALPH L. JACOBSON l To appreciate insanity one must experience it. Since everything is nothing and nothing is everything, therefore everything is everything. Thus we can see the overwhehning importance of a sound legal education to prepare the lawyer for a productive role in society. Production is crucial, distribution is of secondary importance. And happiness is a hobgoblin. Remember that commencement is not the end-it is the beginning. For those of us under 26 it may be the end. But all good things come to an end. Or do they? As Country Joe says: Things done before me have no ending. Therefore, things done afterwards have no beginning. Goodbye.

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JAMES M. HOAK, .T R. Born and bred in the N,ation's Breadbasket ffamiiy still there, call it Nation's Heartland, as do those who love, of which there are few judging from the size of Long Beachj, then to the East for a Yale education for was it degreeffj, then to the West seeking a trade school, came upon Stanford, entered thinkingthe golf course looked good, then to places unknown. Enjoyed the frst three semesters at Stanford, got married fenjoyablej, sold his soul to the law review fless enjoyablej, wrote an article which no one will for shouldj ever read, but with a nice title and long footnotes, took much directed research, did little research, got even less direction, enjoyed tax courses fsince Sputnik, has learned to communicate better with numbers than wordsj, did a little legal aid work, but no one wanted their estate planned. Would eventually like to save the world from itself, but doesnit know how to, and is afraid it's too late to learn. WILLIAM PARKER HOFFMAN, JR. Pre-Holocaust IBM cards locate W. Hoffman at Boothill College freceiving the Jr. degreej and then the Cur Multiversal Schul. A reference from the Song of Beoman the Dane indicates that he later became an Engineer. The Song of Beoman frequently alludes to 'flevers of society and The Infinite Fan fthe latter may also be a religious referencej. Beoman was apparently Schuldane to a type of social orgasm that produced Engineers and voracious tiger-suited Preverts. The Preverts instructed Engineers on how to become Pillsberries. To become a Prime Pillsberry, an Engineer had to learn the Seven Positions - most importantly, the Corporate Position, the Gross Tax Configuration Position, and the Supine Position. Some who did not become Pillsberries became Constitutionalanarchists and did the usit-in fapparently a form of sexual activityj. An indistinct inscription on an old wall indicates that Hoffman was last seen singing Alice's Restaurantn at the Knoland Reduction Center, arm-in-arm with five MP's. PAUL S. HOLDORF The Gateway to 'tA Little Bit io Heaven. This gate, made out of hundreds of thousands of different pieces of stone gathered in this country, polished in Germany and -assembled under the personal supervision of B.J., is a wondrous piece of beauty but cannot be compared with the incomparable wonders to be found in 'CA Little Bit 'o Heaven itself.

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MERRILL E. JENKINS A.B. Stanford University 1950. CHARLES J. JUDSON .lim was born in Oregon City, Oregon, and after sampling life in most of the cities in the Northwest, finally settled with family in the dubious metropolis of Kennewick, Washington, there to graduate from high school. Sunny California drew him south for college, although after seven years at Stanford, he professes doubt as to the existance of the sun at any useful time. He has been frighteningly willing to maintain a uniform Law School pallor. While at Stanford, our dedicated empjricist did substantial and original research into the effects of wind and hair on the circular motion of water going down a bathtub drain, and assisted in the preparation of an experiment on the effects of dancing feet on black metal surfaces. Following graduation, he will return to the land of liquid sunshine to enter the practice of law. DARRELL RAY JOHNSON Darrell was born in San Diego, California, but soon moved north to Manhattan Beach. When not playing baseball, Darrell attended Mira Costa High School, and upon graduation enrolled at the University of Southern California. While at U.S.C., Darrell majored in political science and was active in student government and his fraternity, Phi Delta Theta. The highlight of his undergraduate experience, however, was a trip to Europe and study at Cambridge University. Having escaped the Law Schoolis First Year Inquisition with slight damage, Darrell left Crothers Hall for good when he married the former Barbara Riggle. His last years at Stanford were generally enjoyable, marred only by his law school friends but without whose combined insanity law school would have been impossible. After graduation Darrell will practice corporate, tax, or labor law with the Los Angeles law firm of Paul, Hastings, Janofsky, and Walker.