Stanford Law School - Yearbook (Palo Alto, CA)

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THOMAS HART HAWLEY Born to the law four and twenty years ago, Thomas Hart Hawley commenced his education at Wesleyan, eventually carrying his virtues to Stanford where he received his B.A. Having entered first upon literary pursuits, he gradually gravitated toward rather than chose law. His education, during the course of which with dogged pernacity he has plodded at his work, has failed to make either a prig or a great scholar of him. He is an honest lad, neither supple nor flashy and never looking to the right or to the left 3 he has generally won for himself a reputation for thorough judgment, not prejudicially affected by the suspicion of showy or brilliant qualities. As an unruffled fellow, he is too modest to be ever contemptuous, yet is full of the most polite and gentle sarcasm. In all, a rightminded, honest soul, only once accused in ribald verse of an amorous adventure, yet good natured and as yet unmarried. He owes his success to his painstaking industry and early rising. Thomas entered this world as an infant on December 27, 1944, just beating the post-war rush-possibly the last time he was ahead of the game. He pursued his education in the neighborhood school system of Rochester, New York and at the Aquinas Institute, a coincidence whose significance will not be lost on the subject's more than casual acquaintances. Then just before his eighteenth birthday he inexplicably forsook his home state's enlightened social drinking policy for four years of near-temperance at Boston College. Yet unarticulated motives led him to the San Andreas fault and Americais only junior university where he culminated his second distinguished decade of participation in the scholastic processes. His suggested love affair with the law was frustrated quite early in his law school career by observation of the respective fates of the Widow Grimstad and Charles Rizzo. At Stanford his activities have been concentrated in the areas of nourishing the ball-eating trees of Stanford Golf Course and going to hell his own way with Moffatt Hancock. RICHARD R. HERZOG A.B. Stanford University 1966

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GARY W. GRANT c'Happiness is a warm law school, Gary was told in the sixth grade, so off he went in search of the Good. He ran his high school, played with his undergrad schools fCal and Brigham Youngj, struggled with Northwestern's business school, and succumbed to his law school. He found the Good, but it didn't want him. The death rattle was heard following the first year, the second was spent clutching for relevance, the third, clutching for somebody's fanybody'sj notes. He managed to stay off the streets, however, by fathering two daughters, managing an apartment building funclogging toilets barehanded and evicting deserted mothers who couldn't pay the rentj, committing himself indis- criminately to the International Journal, Legal Aid, and Moot Court Board fstudiously avoiding the commitments thereafterj, peddling outlines to neurotic colleagues, and observing with sadistic enjoyment the radical vacillations of Larry Aufmuth. At last word, he was retreating into the faceless masses of Los Angeles to find greater obscurity. MARK GREENSPAN Legend has it that the Mystical One was conceived of the union of a mortal and a larger avian. Cf. Leda v. Swan, 1 Hellenic Rptr. 69 H500 B.C.j. He, however, had expressed a preference for a story both more delicate and immaculate. Cf. Mary v. Dove. 1 Judean Rptr. 666 C4 B.C.j. In neither case can the truth be substantiated, since with but one exception all records of his early life have been lost. That particular episode relates how he, at yet a tender and young age, left the bosom of his family and was found in the temple of War. He there disabused the false priests of the god Lifer, and convinced them of the true doctrines of ETS and FTA. His story then picks up at a much later age fwhether spiritually or chronologically is not knownj wherein he had decided to go forth on the mission of the word. To prepare himself, he endured the travail of the desert, variously known as Kalif, Sea Finger, or Stanlaw ...... MICHAEL J. HARBERS In June of 1940 Mike joined the world. After moving to Pasadena, he 'eventuall attended Elintrid e Pre where he was an active member of Y 8 P his 25 man class, winning such disparate awards as a football letter and academic honors. Tired of this glory, he moved to the quieter Midwest to attend Minnesota's Carleton College. There his printable achievements included being photography editor of the Yearbook and finding a young but nubile girl, Peggy Ellefson. In 1962 with a B.A. in English, Mike left Carleton to attend Navy OCS after which he returned temporarily to marry nubile Peggy. Eight months later he was assigned hazaradous duty as Exchange Officer in Pearl Harbor, Hawaii. Three years later Mike departed Hawaii to attend Stanford. He allowed Peggy to support him by teaching while he pursued his studies CU, Law Review, termis and skiing. During the summer following his second year, Mike worked in New York and Peggy brought forth a girl, Katrina Lenelle. After graduation, Mike will practice law in Los Angeles with the firm of O'Melveny 8: Myers.

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JAMES M. HOAK, .T R. Born and bred in the N,ation's Breadbasket ffamiiy still there, call it Nation's Heartland, as do those who love, of which there are few judging from the size of Long Beachj, then to the East for a Yale education for was it degreeffj, then to the West seeking a trade school, came upon Stanford, entered thinkingthe golf course looked good, then to places unknown. Enjoyed the frst three semesters at Stanford, got married fenjoyablej, sold his soul to the law review fless enjoyablej, wrote an article which no one will for shouldj ever read, but with a nice title and long footnotes, took much directed research, did little research, got even less direction, enjoyed tax courses fsince Sputnik, has learned to communicate better with numbers than wordsj, did a little legal aid work, but no one wanted their estate planned. Would eventually like to save the world from itself, but doesnit know how to, and is afraid it's too late to learn. WILLIAM PARKER HOFFMAN, JR. Pre-Holocaust IBM cards locate W. Hoffman at Boothill College freceiving the Jr. degreej and then the Cur Multiversal Schul. A reference from the Song of Beoman the Dane indicates that he later became an Engineer. The Song of Beoman frequently alludes to 'flevers of society and The Infinite Fan fthe latter may also be a religious referencej. Beoman was apparently Schuldane to a type of social orgasm that produced Engineers and voracious tiger-suited Preverts. The Preverts instructed Engineers on how to become Pillsberries. To become a Prime Pillsberry, an Engineer had to learn the Seven Positions - most importantly, the Corporate Position, the Gross Tax Configuration Position, and the Supine Position. Some who did not become Pillsberries became Constitutionalanarchists and did the usit-in fapparently a form of sexual activityj. An indistinct inscription on an old wall indicates that Hoffman was last seen singing Alice's Restaurantn at the Knoland Reduction Center, arm-in-arm with five MP's. PAUL S. HOLDORF The Gateway to 'tA Little Bit io Heaven. This gate, made out of hundreds of thousands of different pieces of stone gathered in this country, polished in Germany and -assembled under the personal supervision of B.J., is a wondrous piece of beauty but cannot be compared with the incomparable wonders to be found in 'CA Little Bit 'o Heaven itself.