Stanford High School - Memo Yearbook (Stanford, KY)

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 V Carl, Marsh is leaving you a good portion of his knowledge. Use it and be the “sun” of your class instead of the “sap.” Jessie Brent (Smitty) didn’t take much time to see that Chuck Farmer needed her great spirit of generosity. Next year, Chuck, buy Kate Boone a nice Christmas present. Sarah Brown (Pat) unlike most redheads, leaves her good nature and slow temper to Mary Katherine Gooch. If you are ever choosing rings again, Mary Katherine, please use Pat’s gift. Bettie Marie Bryan (Pencie) said, no, definitely, when Carolyn McLean asked her to give Alfred Harris to her, but Bettie Marie did give her some secret tips on how to win Carroll Traylor’s heart. We feel sure you’ll use them Carolyn. Pauline Campbell (Nosy) has always been gifted in finding things out before anyone else. So when she learned that Kittie Mac Carson was the last to find out things, Pauline decided to give her six lessons. We feel sure that three will be sufficient. James Ashley (Jack) really got angry when he discovered Undine had made the attempt to give him away, but even this didn’t tempt him to will Undine’s love away. Undine has settled James down a lot so he no longer cares to go to McKinney, but Wallace Reid does, so James gave him two addresses. Don’t lose them, Wallace. A pretty girl lives at each address. Ernest Estridge (Slim) leaves that certain laugh he uses in English class to Sam Swope. Goodness knows, Sam has worn out those last two self-created laughs. This new’ one amuses everyone so use it lots in study hall and English class to break the monotony. Cabell Francis (Cow Bell), w’ho has a mysterious way with teachers and girls, leaves his trombone to Red Lay. Red, we sincerely hope you’ll be as good on the job as Cabell has been. If you ask him, he might give you a bit of his winning personality. Virgie Freeman (Hinkey) is worn out trying to see who needs what the most. Sb had almost given up when it dawned upon her that Lucille Reid could use some of her influence in McKinney. You know, of course, Lucille, that we don’t expect you to move to McKinney. Lucien Good (Spider) took no time in saying that he wanted Wheeler Hunn to carry on where he left off. Wheeler, stop by the Senior Room anytime and pick up the book Lucien has written containing full details on “Monkey-Business.” Lucien says you'll never fail if you follow the directions, Wheeler. Ovalee Green (Mac) leaves her ability to be a perfect waitress to Mary Edna Sandidge. Mary Edna, it might be worth your time to take six lessons. There’s a big career ahead. Dorwin Greer (Dude) leaves his ability to clerk in a grocery store to Scott Smith. Dorwin has a special way of saying, “Something for you?” If you are wise, Scott, you’ll practice with Dude a few times. Neal James (Joker) had such a peaceful mind that he went to sleep in English class every day. It always got him into trouble, so be-