Stanford High School - Memo Yearbook (Stanford, KY)

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do all the work and the children play. After all, why not? The teacher is the one who gets paid so why shouldn’t she do the work? Douglas Noland has become very famous singing “Maple on the Hill” over WSM on the Grand Old Opre. News Flash! Word has just come that Vannie Hampton, the second Greta Garbo, has just eloped with John Boles, pardon me, I mean John Goggin, the famous Wall Street financier. I lifted my eyes from the Wheel of Fortune and when I looked back again it had made another rotation and what I saw before my eyes was almost unbelieveable. There, in the East Room of the White House was our own Mildred Gooch, who has become the President of the United States. How times have changed. Now that women are controlling the ballot, women Presidents are very common and the men have to do the cooking as we haven’t yet learned to live without eating. Which leads to the fact that Richard Fisher, who used to take pride in driving nails and other such manly arts now takes pride in displaying his cakes and pies, as he recently was acclaimed the world’s champion chef. I was told that President Gooch’s private secretary was Martha Lee Hiatt, who was rated excellent in commercial work during her high school days. I had wondered for a long time what had happened to my old classmate, Alfred Harris Pence, but the Wheel of Fortune revealed all. He now owns a soap factory in Philadelphia. When he was in high school he read that Philadelphia was the dirtiest city in the world, and so he decided then that he would be the one who would undertake cleaning it up. The wheel revealed that Owsley Rochester, with all of his talents, has become a washman, owning the largest laundry in Chicago. His laundry is the model one, nothing is ever lost there, or torn, and nothing is ever starched that shouldn’t me starched, and everything is starched that ought to be starched. The good wheel, Fortune, ceased to spin. Thus, the fate of the Senior Class of 1938 has been truthfully revealed.

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 y v v vy v y y y v y v y y v v y y v v. I, the Senior Class of Stanford High School, being composed of the most intelligent youth in the state of Kentucky, who, being collectively of a sound mind and having the fear of no human being before my eyes save that of Professors Embry, Ellison and Letton, do hereby will and bequeath my earthly possessions to various persons, to be by them held in undisturbed possession through the length of their mortal spans. Billy Bryan leaves his noisy disposition to James Estridge. James Phillips wills his ability to stay out of wrecks to Rebecca Fox. Richard Fisher bequeaths to Frank Horton his talent for doing the “big apple.” Ed Ensslin wills his ability to skip school to Gaither Hutchison. Here’s hoping that Gaither won’t use it as much as Ed did. Catherine McLean leaves all of her “A’s” in physics to Raymond Berry. Wickie Pence will inherit Geraldine Morgan’s “gift of gab.” Ida Mae Wyler leaves her rules for fast driving to anyone who dares to take the risk of using them. Douglas Noland wills his guitar playing talent to Walter Miller. Victor Greer bequeaths his football playing ability to Lee Cass Elder. Eunice Ashley stands to inherit Lila Cozatt’s blues singing ability. Dolly Gill leaves her love for housekeeping to Sarah Freeman. Mildred Gooch leaves all her good grades to Thelma Lawrence. J. C. Vanhook will be glad to learn that he is to inherit Owsley Rochester’s good looks. Jessie Sharp leaves all of his love for Eunice Ashley to Hiram Campbell. Edith Chasteen leaves her practice of breaking her glasses to all wearers of glasses in high school. Jes- V7 V y v 7 V 7 7 7 V 7 vy vy 7 V7 vy vy 7 vy 7