Stanford High School - Memo Yearbook (Stanford, KY)

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CLASS PROPHECY Madaiae Zabeide gazes into her crystal. She Sees the Class of '37. Ah! Here cones Christine Rankin. She has just left her typing classes where she has been teaching her pupils to tickle the ivories. I see another figure coming closer. It is Sammy Holtzclaw, a student at U. of K. with a stack of books under his arms. He has skipped a Physics Class in order to meet Helen Price on the corner of Main Lime. Helen is a student at Transylvania, where she has been doing fine. No wonder, with Sammy so close. Sonething terrible is going to happen! There is a great disturbance in the Crystal. Mercy, here comes Gladys White, I mean Burnside, chasing Durwood with a rolling pen. I can distinctly remember when she was saying, Durwood and I will be different. . We’ll never quarrel. How times do change. I see tragedy in the Crystal. Ida Belle Farmer, who has nursed a bad appendix for four years, is very fortunate in having Dr. B. G. Goode, one of the world's most famous surgeons, operating on her. The nurse standing by is familiar. Why, of course, it's Betty Woodward. I should have known. I hear the sound of someone scrubbing on a wash board. It is Myrtle Nave, who has discovered a new way to get clothes cleaner and you don't have to soak them in Rinso, either. I understand she is also the power behind the Nu-Way Dleaners. I gaze again into the Crystal for I must find some teachers. Here comes one, Annola Wilmot, the runt of the class. I see some X's and Y’s around her so she must be teaching algebra. Someone is following her. Well, if it isn't Jenny Katherine Miller, and I can tell by the look on her face she is teaching geometry. Wonder if she makes her pupils stay up 'til 3 a.m. studying. I hear the strains of a wedding march. What a beautiful, blushing bride coming down the aisle, and who is that nervous groom meeting her at the