Stanfield High School - Tiger Yearbook (Stanfield, OR)

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MORE WILLS it. My Dance Team shoes I will to Norma so that she may have an extra pair in case hers don’t fit. To all the underclassmen I will good luck and good times in the years ahead. I, Lee Magoon, being of dirty mind and dazzling bod, hereby will Scott Z. my police brownnosing skill, my extra horsepower and trick motor parts, also my starting position at second base. Darin Webb will receive some of my good looks in hopes that someday he will get a girlfriend. All of my tight jeans go to Kevin Dunham. Hope they fit, Kevin. I, Sharlene Moffet, being of unsound mind and questionable body, will the following: to my sister, I give my place in the Honor Society in hopes she makes good use of it. To Tom Baumgartner, I leave a home permanent kit so he can have hair just like mine. To Kevin Dunham, I give my ability to use one desk at a time. To Dawn Harvill, I leave some of my height (what little I can spare). To Pat Bell and Mike Florence all the luck in the world in their architecture career. To Liz Shephard, I leave my Modern Problems and Personal Finance papers so she can catch up when she comes back from Brazil. And last but not least I challenge all up coming seniors to have a class as great as the class of “82”. I, Nina Montes, being of little mind and a whole lot of body do hereby will the following: to Joe Corliss I leave him my ability to act normal at all times; to Liz George I leave my ability to drive a car at 20 miles per hour and not hit anything or anyone in sight; to Betty, I leave her my place in Mrs. Hepworth’s class. I hope she enjoys it. To Alda and Pat I leave my Modern Problems papers, Personal Finance papers and US History papers. I hope you have fun your senior year and good luck girls cause you’re gonna need it! And to all the future seniors of SHS, I wish you all the luck in the world and I hope you make it. I, Trish Pfel, being of sound mind and short body, do hereby bequeath the following to these priviledged people: to my little brother Danny, the ability to roam the hall without getting caught; to Nan Martin my Tennis Tenny Runners, in hopes that they may carry her tiny little feet to state someday; to Joe Corliss, the ability to get through Mr. Derbyshire’s class without getting kicked out; to the person who sits in front of Cindy C. in choir, the ability to put up with her tone deafness. As for the rest of my abilities and treasures-too bad SHS- Fm taking it all with me. I, Jodi Platt, being of sound mind and same kind of body, will my position as cheerleader to Leah Backen, my ability to drive half-way decently to Liz George in hope that she can someday drive safely. To next years seniors, I will the ability to listen to Miss Matthews twice a day and not fall asleep, and I will some poor sucker my locker full of pop bottles. I, Jim Pratt, having a mind of the future but the body of the past, do hereby will the following: to Cindy Jensen, my uncanny ability to get A’s with little effort and no studying; to Lloyd and Channon, my voice in swing choir in hopes that they might reach the high notes and be A LOT louder; my ability to take four years with Derbyshire and not get kicked out of class to Joe and Gina, which I doubt will last more than one quarter for them; my great talent in getting along with teachers and to stay out of trouble to my delinquent brother Scott; my masculine athletic ability to Kevin Dunham; to be able to 28

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Donald L. Rider II K.C. Smith CLASS JOCKS: Trish Wallace and Jeff Grogan

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make subtle but hilarious jokes about Lynn’s height to Jim Hunter; my ability to comprehend reality, “my brains,” to the class of ’84 and Scott Zabransky; my spot behind home plate to my brother Scott; to come to school without a hickey to Kim Jenkins and Denise Mock; to Mr. Stewart, a student that understands the computer to help write programs and replenish the Advanced Math class; to Nan, the ability to always take a good picture; to be able to solve the cube, though not in record time, to Channey; my wild night life to Julie Wallace; my football positions to Raymond; and my car to anyone stupid enough to claim it. I would also will my basketball talent to someone, but I wouldn’t wish to plague them with the deficiency. I, Donald Rider, being of sound mind, do hereby bequeath the following: to Roy Linn I leave all my dictionaries, to Victor Caputo I leave my hot rod, and finally, I leave my I.Q. to be distributed evenly among the teachers so they may rise above plant life. I, Jodi Sherman, being of retarded mind and weak bod, will my ability to not go “deaf’ twice in three years to my favorite teacher Kenna Jo and my ability to miss weeks of school with no make up work in P.E. to Sherri “Z.” I, Jackie Stamate, being of a tiny mind and a tall stupendous body, will my ability to skip school zillions of times without getting caught to Jeff Koonce and Lee Magoon. I also will by best ability, my vocal cord strength, to Claire Drtina in hopes one day she will just scream her head off. To Miss Matthews I will the ability to put up with the smart mouths next year because she is going to need it after our bunch! To Cindy C. and Julie W. I will the ability to be sincere girls at cheerleading practice since you’re her girls, you know what I mean! To Cindy C., I hope one day she can say “condominium.” Last but not least I will the partying ability of this year’s cheerleaders to next year’s so they can have “fun” while cheerleading! I, Susan Terry, being of strange mind and body, hereby bequeath my abilities to the following people: To Pam Pratt I will four inches of my height in hope that she will grow “up” instead of “out.” To Julie Wallace I will my ability to control myself when Mr. Newman walks by. To Kim Jenkins I will my ability to get one big hickey instead of twenty small ones, and last but not least to Kandi Challis I will my ability to laugh without putting my tongue in front of my teeth. I, Trish Wallace, having no mind and a smart mouth, hereby will my few abilities to the following people: I will to Norma Marcum my ability to play basketball if it’s not too late, my height to Pam Pratt in hopes that she will be the future center in basketball for SHS, my ability to get into trouble but still pass my classes to anybody who needs it, my ability to sit for one minute and not role my eyes to Miss Matthews, to Cindy Cunha I will my ability to catch onto a joke the first time it’s told, and last but not least I will my singing ability to Dee Stephenson. 29