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SENIOR CLASS WILLS I, Frank Abney, being of sound mind and scrawny body, do hereby bequeath my height to Miss Mathews in the hope that someday she can see eye to eye with students; to Liz George my drivers license so she can get rid of the one she got out of the Cracker Jacks; to Raymond my ability to get into a three point stance when on the offensive line; I will my tennis ability to all SHS tennis players in hopes one day we’ll have a good team; and to Mr. Stewart another student to help write computer programs and replenish your Advanced Math class. I, Michel Ballard, being short in height and confused in mind, will my ability to live on my own and have outrageously exciting parties and never get caught to any SHS student who thinks they can handle it. I will my ability to sit in class and not talk to anyone to Kim Jenkins. I will my ability to talk back to Mr. Derbyshire and not get in trouble to Joe Corliss. I will my ability to party and live life to Denise Mock. I, Carol Baumgartner, being of burnt out mind and so-so body hereby will these things: to Tommy Baumgartner a one year stay in the Pendleton Mental Hospital, since he is always spacing out over anything, and I leave him my locker in hopes he will take care of it. To Danny “strike” Pfel my height, so he won’t be short for the rest of his life, to Heidi Snodgrass the ability to pick on my brother and get away with it. And to all the Seniors to come, party hardy while ya can! I, Pat Bell, being of decrepit mind and used and abused body, do hereby will and bequeath my ability to be crazy at noon and get away with it to Scott Morris, and my use of the corner to anyone who thinks he can fill the gap. Last of all I leave my ability to play cards in the back of Miss Mathews class, while she’s jabbering away in the front, to Ian Gordon. I, Hector Cano, being of sound mind and body, leave all my belly aches to Leonard Little, to Randy Cooper I leave my good looks, to Jim Longhorn I leave my driving ability to stay out of ditches with his Blazer. To John Stamate I leave all my speed to help him out in football in the future years at SHS. To Scott Pratt I leave my good hands, to Cindy Cunha I leave my muscle so maybe she will become a women body builder someday. I, Teresa Cooper, being of little mind and awkward body will the following: to Denise M., my ability to play around in the darkroom and not get into trouble; to Heidi S., my basketball ability as a lefty; to Cindy C., to sing in choir and not be heard; to Claire D., my spelling ability; to my brother, Randy, my brownnosing ability; to my mom, the ability to leave SHS in hope that someday she’ll leave; to anyone in next year’s College Writing class, the ability to get through it with a passing grade. And the rest of my treasured abilty, I will keep to myself. I, Trenton Duane Fife, first being of large body, medium brain and little sense of humor, do hereby bestow 40 lbs. to Doug C. in hopes he’ll grow out instead of up, my pink jock goes to Mike W. even though he won’t get much use out of it. To Scott Z. I leave my ability to get busted all the time and always get the maximum fine. To anybody who 20
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OF 1982 wants it I leave my blue Ford pick-up and a challenge to put more dents in it than I did. To Nan Martin I leave the memory of my large lucious body. Eat your heart out Nan and don’t cry too much. And last but not least, to the upcoming Student Body I leave the old SHS partying spirit in hopes they’ll revive what little is left. I, Twylia Fisher, being of unstable mind and body hereby will the following: I give my locker and books to some poor soul, my ability to chew gum without smacking to Kevin D., to be able to talk in class without getting caught to Kandy C., Cindy C., Paula H., and Nina M., my ability to go to a game and do what ever I want to do without getting caught to Debbie P., Channon B. I, Mikey Florence, being of filthy mind and awesome body, bequeath my “Y” to Mike W. I leave my ability to get into trouble to Nan Martin in hopes that some day she will see what it’s really like. I leave my ability of listening and not understanding to the freshmen class, and also I leave a final peace to Stanfield High for the last of the great Florences have forever left, use it wisely! (Pm taking the rest with me). I, Jeff Grogan, being of mischievous mind and worn-out body, do hereby will the following: To the offensive line I leave my quarterback position, so THEY might know how it feels to be sacked. To Mike W. I give my ability to talk peaceably with referees. To my girlfriend Shelly, I leave my dribbling ability. And last of all, I leave my number one position on Miss Matthew’s most liked student list to Greg L. I, Cindy Holmes, being of unpredictable mind and short body, will the following: To Paula H., I will my ability to not drive down the wrong side of the highway. Also, my ability to continue hitting all the “Super Sales” during the Christmas season. To Denise Mock I will my ability to learn quickly in the dark room, and be one of the very few photographers, and stay semi caught up. Last but not least, I will to any new student in Stanfield my ability to be a new student, make a lot of great friends, and really end up enjoying it. I, Twyla Johnson, being of little mind and some body, do hereby will my ability to finish high school to my brother Troy, my ability to sneak out of Mrs. Heppworth’s class and run around the halls without getting caught to Paula H. To the SHS cheerleaders I will my ability to get along with everyone in hopes that they won’t fight all of the time. I also will my ability to be CRAZY to Gina F. Finally, I will my ability to have the same boyfriend for at least one month to Denise Mock!!! I, Loree Latham, being of sound mind and amazonian body, do hereby will my ability to pretend there are windows in the classrooms to Debbie Dunham, because she’s the only one in this school with imagination enough to pull it off. I also leave to my little brother Rick my ability to brown nose the teachers, for fear that he’s really going to need it. I, Lora Little, with an open mind and no body, will my clean locker to my younger brother Leonard. I also will good luck to him so that he may have half if not more fun than I did while in school. My volleyball uniform I will to any person who wishes to use 21
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