Stanfield High School - Tiger Yearbook (Stanfield, OR)

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SENIOR CLASS WILLS I, Frank Abney, being of sound mind and scrawny body, do hereby bequeath my height to Miss Mathews in the hope that someday she can see eye to eye with students; to Liz George my drivers license so she can get rid of the one she got out of the Cracker Jacks; to Raymond my ability to get into a three point stance when on the offensive line; I will my tennis ability to all SHS tennis players in hopes one day we’ll have a good team; and to Mr. Stewart another student to help write computer programs and replenish your Advanced Math class. I, Michel Ballard, being short in height and confused in mind, will my ability to live on my own and have outrageously exciting parties and never get caught to any SHS student who thinks they can handle it. I will my ability to sit in class and not talk to anyone to Kim Jenkins. I will my ability to talk back to Mr. Derbyshire and not get in trouble to Joe Corliss. I will my ability to party and live life to Denise Mock. I, Carol Baumgartner, being of burnt out mind and so-so body hereby will these things: to Tommy Baumgartner a one year stay in the Pendleton Mental Hospital, since he is always spacing out over anything, and I leave him my locker in hopes he will take care of it. To Danny “strike” Pfel my height, so he won’t be short for the rest of his life, to Heidi Snodgrass the ability to pick on my brother and get away with it. And to all the Seniors to come, party hardy while ya can! I, Pat Bell, being of decrepit mind and used and abused body, do hereby will and bequeath my ability to be crazy at noon and get away with it to Scott Morris, and my use of the corner to anyone who thinks he can fill the gap. Last of all I leave my ability to play cards in the back of Miss Mathews class, while she’s jabbering away in the front, to Ian Gordon. I, Hector Cano, being of sound mind and body, leave all my belly aches to Leonard Little, to Randy Cooper I leave my good looks, to Jim Longhorn I leave my driving ability to stay out of ditches with his Blazer. To John Stamate I leave all my speed to help him out in football in the future years at SHS. To Scott Pratt I leave my good hands, to Cindy Cunha I leave my muscle so maybe she will become a women body builder someday. I, Teresa Cooper, being of little mind and awkward body will the following: to Denise M., my ability to play around in the darkroom and not get into trouble; to Heidi S., my basketball ability as a lefty; to Cindy C., to sing in choir and not be heard; to Claire D., my spelling ability; to my brother, Randy, my brownnosing ability; to my mom, the ability to leave SHS in hope that someday she’ll leave; to anyone in next year’s College Writing class, the ability to get through it with a passing grade. And the rest of my treasured abilty, I will keep to myself. I, Trenton Duane Fife, first being of large body, medium brain and little sense of humor, do hereby bestow 40 lbs. to Doug C. in hopes he’ll grow out instead of up, my pink jock goes to Mike W. even though he won’t get much use out of it. To Scott Z. I leave my ability to get busted all the time and always get the maximum fine. To anybody who 20