Stanfield High School - Tiger Yearbook (Stanfield, OR)

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CASZ WJjCjCAm ZSSZAMSm I, Sharon Abercrombie being of feeble mind and shapeless body, will my ability to stay awake and sing in choir to Kathy Tourtilot, my key to the I.B.T.C. executive washroom to Lori Moses, my bony body full head of hair to Mr. Jensen, my ability to crack a funny joke to Derbyshire, my ability to fight with Shack and get away with it to Brenda Bruner, and last of all my ability to get away with anything short of murder to all future Seniors in SHS! I, Richard Hawkeye Florence, being of plotting mind and tan body, will my ability to spend as much time out of class and in trouble, as I do, to my cousin Mike ... my rare artistic talent and beautiful body to Kelly Wallis. My karate and joke telling ability to Don Rider, and Shawn, Toby, Mike and I leave the under classmen the legend of SSIK the Hottest rock group In Oregon ... Nay! The World! I, Jamie Jenkins, being of burnt out mind and tad bit of a body, do hereby will my ability to drive without a license to Larry Phillips, my ability to spike to Rose Hunter, My height and strong legs to Jackie Stamate, And also my ability to get out and party every weekend to my sister Angie. I, Tom Swales, being of so-called mind and georgous body, will my ability to embarass Rhonda Crowell to Pat Bell, my bald spot to Mr. Jensen, and in the end I leave my body to any girl who will take It ... Please! I, Rhonda Honda colclesser, being of warped mind and body, do hereby will my ability to wail a mean sax to Melvin Britt, my curly hair to Trina so she can quit getting perms, and my spot on the corner to Trent Fife so he can have a chew at noon. I, Jeff Shackelford, being of strong mind and lanky body, hereby will my ability to sing to Rick Wade so he can try to carry a tune. To the short people of SHS I will two feet of my height, to Mr. Jensen I will my ability to pick winning sports teams. I, Robbin Byrd Smith, being on a trip, do hereby will my ability to get kicked out of school and not get in trouble to my sister Carrie, my ability to be an insane senior to Trina and Renee, my ability to drink pop during class time to all other students! And last but not least my ability to be the Editor of the paper, and NOT be impeached, to Bill Abney. I, Shawn Morgan, being of Rotting mind and molding body, will my chest size of 39 in. to my sister Kelly. I leave my 1 position on Mr. Kramers Black List to Monte Ellis and Rick Wade. I leave my ability to kiss girls In the hall without getting caught to Don Rider in hopes that some day he will have a girl to kiss. I leave Cam W. my charm. And to all the underclassmen I leave the legend of S SIK! I, Kathy Naz Netherda, being of intelligent mind and short body, do hereby bequeath and bestow, my ability to get along with Derby to Renee Hughes, I will my long hair to Mr. Jensen, In hopes it will keep his head warm in the long winter months, and last but not least my ability to party to everyone so they can Party Harty at Stanfield High! P.S. Rock Roll never forgets!!!! I, Greg Milligan, will that my I.Q. be distributed evenly among the freshmen, that they may rise above plant life. I, Joe Firebird (Mike Sherman), leave my car to anyone who wants to pay the gas and insurance, to Don Rider I leave mine and Hawkeye's ability to pull off pranks and not have to clean up or get arrested, to Mr. Jensen the ability to get out of here after 4 years, and to Lee Ettinger my dehydrated body to use for a door stop or paperweight! I, Ron Bert, being of some kind of mind and body, do hereby will my butter fingers to Jim Pratt for a bood cause, to MO Ellis I leave my ability to have touch downs called back, to Joy Wallace I leave my ability to run the half-mile, mile and two-mile and all my last place trophy's ribbons so she does not feel so bad and last of all I leave my clean and spacey locker to Rhonda Crowell. I, Cindy Snyder, known as Maraculous Mirtha, or just Poo head, being of little mind and a way out of proportioned body, will my ability of livening up parties to my sister Laurie Longhorn in hopes that in the near future she will be able to make people loose it! And to all you kids in SHS whom I have not thought of Eat Your Hearts Out! I, Debbie Emerson, being of sound mind and over abundance of body, do hereby will my ability to play volleyball to Kelly Wallis and Trish Wallace in hopes that one day they will get THEIR chance to play at State, my ability to get 4.'s is willed to the underclassmen, to Kevin Fife I leavey my ability to brownnose, praying he will learn how to use it in Mainjet's and Derby's class, my ability to party without anyone believing I do goes to Frank Abney and Anna Reed4 l 20

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 Billie Jo DeMauro Debbie Emerson Mike Hastings Steve Douglass Richard Hawkeye Florence

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I, Steve Douglass, being of warped mind and a growing M belly, hereby will my belly to Lori Longhorn to distribute evenly throughout her whole body, my ability to get girlfriends to Don Rider (he might need it), my best black comb to Billy-Bob Abney, my ability to be able to wander the halls 4 out of 7 classes to any other nice guy!? my ability to total cars to Dwayne Huxoll (keep up the good work Dwayne!! I, TimXortie, being of almost sound mind and body, do hereby will my following talents and possesions: to Monte Ellis I give my basketball shoes, one dirty sock, my jock with a broken strap and the ability to do his best and play well for SHS next year, to Teresa Cooper I give my old Pee-Chee with all the neat sayings, my pet rock and a dream that she will grow up and be the kind of girl her big brother (me) will be proud of, to Janice Lukens I will my locker so when she gets picked on by Schwarz, Monte, Hughes, and Rick Wade, she can lock herself in it, to all the underclassmen I will my ability to get good grades in class. P.S. And all my cheat notes! I, Tammy MTyM Grogan, being of absent mind and tardy body, do hereby will the following possesions: To Mr. Jensen I leave my friendship always, and the little doggie on my rear-view mirror who was named after him. I leave the position of the Annual Staff Editor to Renee. To my brother Jeff I leave my height in hopes that someday he becomes jock of the year. To the upcoming corner gang I leave you wishes of luck that someday the board will permit smoking on school grounds. Finally, I will my parking spot to Larry Phillips and his Camaro. I, Big Ed Albrecht, being of absolutely no mind and a big body, do hereby bestow my 64 Valiant to Kris Schuening, I hope it will give you as much satisfaction as it has me, to Flo Florence I leave the ability to drive a car without wrecking, to all under classmen I leave my ability to get on Mr. Hoffman's nerves without really trying, I bestow all of my hair and side burns to Don Rider, use them well. I, Terri Brandt, being of NO mind and NO body, do hereby will my ability to dress nice to some of the underclassmen. My locker goes to Teresa Cooper. My car and my hair to Mr. Jensen, to Mr. Thoms I will my dimples and my smile in hopes that he will some day smile more often, my ability to brown nose the teachers without them knowing it I leave to Kevin Fife so he can pull better grades, my tennis ability to next years tennis team, and last but not least I will my ability to keep my mouth shut for more than five minutes to Jackie Stamate! I, John Moses, being os sringie mind will keep this limited; I will one final joke to Mr. Jensen, my locker to some poor sucker, my great sense of direction to Mr. Howard, and to my sister, a little common sense and lots of luck. I, Melody McCutchen, being of sound mind and no body, will my co-ordination to Kelly Morgan to use when she wants to get out of a tent. I will my intelligence and ability to get along with teachers to my sister, Vickie, and last of all I will my singing ability to Kelly Wallis in hopes that she will use it in the future when she feels cmpelled to sing to the people on main street out of car windows. I, Dean Marcum, being of absolute partial mind and good body, will my basketball ability to Mike Florence, my truck to Monte Ellis, and my GPA to Jim Pratt. I, Billit DeMauro, being of sound mind and half wit, leave the following to some of my unfortunate and underserving underclassmen (and women). I will my ability to be patient with Miss Doherty to Brenda Bruner, my ability to go 35 mph in a 25 mph zone to anyone who would enjoy it as much as I did, my soprano voice to Donny Rider, my drumming ability to Mrs. Smith so that she may drum on the heads of her new pupils in Family Living class to keep them in line, and last but not least, The House of the Rising Sun ONE MORE TIME to Mr. Hoffman. I, Brenda Austin, being of sound mind and not so sound body, do hereby will the following: to Pat Wade the ability to think of someone to write a letter to in Mr. English's class, to Janice Lukens I will Sunday Clean-up at Lambs, to Joy Wallace the chorus music and students of our good ol' class, to Lisa Brown my typing ability in hopes that you will never have to use it to Mr. Hoffman the ability to type like a man and not an old lady, and hopes that his aide next year for 7th period will have as much fun as I did, to my brother the ability to keep Mr. Jensen busting up with cute little sayings, ... to all my fellow classmates, all the luck in the world and may you all find the happiness and success you strive for, and last but not least, to all the underclassmen, keep your feet on the ground and keep reaching for the stars! 21