Stamford Union Free School - Camera Yearbook (Stamford, NY)

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Mlss Foote asked Shp Stevens .1 questxon in Eng l1sh IV to whlch he shook hrs head m the affirmauve Meanwhxle she notlced B111 s attentron to a blonde and mlssed the nod of Shp She said Lyle answer me He rephed I d1d I shook my head Miss Foote I know you dld I could hear lf rattle but I don t know whether you shook It up and down or from Slde to sxde Constance Dayton Florence are you Interested rn Art7 Florence MOSCYIP Not well enough as yet to call hrm by hrs tlrst name The AmEflCH11 Hlstory class had just flmshed 9fllClylI'1U the Crvxl War Now asked Mxss Foote Can any of you tell just how the two great generals were dressed at thls lmportant ceremony of Lee s surrender Anna Canheld held up her hand Why she sa1d General Lee was dressed m a full dress confederate suxt wlth gold buttons and he gave General Grant a jew eled sword ut how was General Grant dressed? asked Mlss Foote Oh he was 1n a hurry and just had on an old Umon sult MISS Plerce Is If true th t that clotk w1ll go for fourteen days w1thout wmd1ng Mrss laolger Yes Miss Pxerce Then how long wlll 1t go lf xt 19 wound7 Hobart student Do you know that fellow over there' Rex Mrller Yes he sleeps next to me ll'l chemlstry house cry so much Parker? Parker Utter It doesn t cry so very much any way nf all your teeth were out and your haxr oil and your legs so weak you couldn t stand on them I guess you d feel llke crymg yourself Bud What would you say dear mf I put my tum around you? Anna At last Fxrst It s outrageous the way the women dress now a days Second It Certalnly 1 What rxght have they to be cooler than we are Mxss Chase Was your landlady mdlgnant when you asked for another month s cred1t'7 Mlss Folger On the contrary It was I that was put out' Bud I nexer saw anyone as agxle as Brooks Hes a regular contortlonxst Doc Shaver Yes he gets that way from pattmg lumself on the back so much Geor e Harrls I see by the papers that frlnge w11l be m style thxs wmter Clarence Mackey Im glad to hear that as I wlll be wearmg rt on my pants Mother Danlels What do you thmk of a glrl that would get stuck on a thlng hke that7 M195 ennmgs Llke what? Mother Danlels Fly paper Vvflalle plowmg last week a bee ht on my nose Dxd xt hurt you when he ht? No IC dldnt hurt me when he ht It was when he sat down After all thls old world we are hvxng ln IS a hard world to beat Wxth every rose we get a thorn but oh how sweet Mlkle Govern I want a cake of soap xf ye plaze su B111 Scented or unscented ' Mlkle Govern Thank ye kolndly slr Ill take lt wlth me Joe Kemper our well known and much apprecxated student of last year who 19 now ln the mlddle west when takmg a long tramp became extremely hungry H stopped at a door and asked for food You hkee iash'7 asked the Chmese cook Yes rephed o Al hte come alound Fhday Mlss Houden If a farmer THISCS 1700 bushels of wheat and sells rt for S7 50 per bushel what will he get? One of her hrlght ones An automoblle George Harrls to Burts Posmg for photo Pardon me what w1l1 they tome to7 Burts brx dollars 1 dozen Now look pleasant please after rt was freshly parnted was generously daubed wlth vvet palnt and began beratxng our own Wxlham who hap pened to be clerk1ng at that tlme Cant you read? Dldnt you see that slgn Fresh pa1nt7 retorted B111 Yes I dld rephed the customer but Ive seen the sign Fresh eggs so many times when they werent th It I pud no heed to your Slgll Going Away Probably' Are you a rmnd reader? Yes Gan you read my ITllTld7 Yes Well why don t you go there? Mrss Jennmgs who seems to be very exactxng as to system and tlme saxmg methods sa1d to Fatty Porn Put th lt geography book in your desk Porn Yes but teacher tlnnk of the time I would lose t'Ilf1U It Ulllf t0I'lIUl'Y'UVV Whats your name? Warren I mean your full name It XVITFCH whether I am full or not Motlaer Damels while ln Washmgton thought she had sohd old soup because xt had eighteen carrots ln lt . . .. J V- . - Lb I S! I ' si ' I hh ' I - ii I ' li. - A - 11 ' I I' bl - - 1 . 4 - , I ' 9 - t ' A - A A .t 1 . b A - , , I ', sa .1 K . ' 1 11' A I LL 'IV ' U ' , ' . H , ' r r ' A V A A W A A A ' . E ..B .. . . A An - ' H1 ' . 1 ' ' ' tt ss - I ' , .. . r . . EA . . 1 I I K 'v ' - - . -. . .A A A . . ' Y A Y- ' -W '! ' ' ' ' I. G L . L . Louise Shaver--What makes the new baby at your A customer on entering the A. E? P. Store las: fall I , Q. . I . . . K 3 A , A 1 , 9 I 9 Q I A . . . t 1 , U If N K 1 A I I ' Q I Z . ' . . - ' ' -- A Q ' A 1 I . S. -ls LL r sv I I I L 1 ' AH . 1.1. U - sw i ' 'SA A ' A tt ' s ss A ss ' ' 1 . . I I7 V I .t . 1 t - ' K rl ' ' 'I -L 1 '. ' tt A ' A I, ss 1 1 . - ' 1 . rr .' --.: - ' ' , , . ' rr ' . . L, . 7 . ' s ' T A A l Ke l 4 L. e S. Q .' LA il I Q N I . it I 'I ' q 'H ' 1 ' 1 , tt U ' ss S L' ' ss H I 31 S I , -ht 1 V lb HQ ' H - 1 ' 'L me , ' , t . . . g . . . 7-6 THE 1928 CAMERA

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run lead which seemed to insure victory until VVashington came to bat with two out and a man on second and third. The batter hit the ball with terrific force on a line toward the fence. Swan, who was playing deep, turned almost as the ball was hit. He gave one glance over his shoulder, then ran fast. The ball looked as if it would clear the fence and the other fielders stopped. The ball seemed to pass over Swan's head when he leaped and hurled his great body sidewards and upwards. The ball struck his hands and stuck when his body commenced to turn in midfair. With his head downward and feet high in the air, he struck the boards of the fence. A big panel shattered and Swan upside down and the hall still in his hands disappeared out of the park. The umpire who had run far out beyond second base to watch the catch, waved his arms allowing the out, as Swan stuck his head through the hole in the fence and held up the ball. As the big Bison fielder, grinning happily, limped back to the bench, the hostile Vkfashington fans cheered and cheered, thus forgetting the loss of the game in admiration of the catch. Swan, ae' centing his limp more and more as he neared the Bison's bench and stopping in front of johnson, said: Do fines go, captain? No, roared Johnson. By ROBERT DECKER '29 DID XOU EVER SEE? Miss Bushcll in the library reading Puddin Head Wilsoii 7 Miss Folger up at the last lake looking for Beavers? Miss Budd trying to chaperon Miss Bushell7 Miss Foote trying to keep her Dodge under thirty miles an hour j X If a knife and fork made love could the teaspoon7 It eould if the coffee stood its ground If I got kicked by a cow I would call it a milk puneh Steve Vvha do you do with your pants when you xxear them out7 Vin Wea: them baek home again of course Miss Jennings XVill you buy me an iee cream sundae7 Miss Isoln cr I dont think I will be here Sunday Bud Where should the cream of a basehall nine Mie In the pitcher Deak Raynor Piw what is dis ret1on7 Paw Discretzon is something that comes to a min when he is too eld to benefit by it my son Do you mean to stand there and tell me your em ployer told you that you might have all the goods you wuued lkeel thc judge of Deak Raynor sir he 1 111slsfCLI Dea He told me I hould DCLJI1 takin stoek md I did Prof Wllson parked on Prospect Street after dark7 M185 Daniels walking down the street without Miss Jennin gs? Mr Getmln doing something out of pl1ee7 JoKEs Peggy Daddy Peggy up7 Daddy Peggy the Hshes7 Daddy Peg y ten1lent Daddy what did the Dead Sea die of? Oh' I dont know ehlld Daddy where do dreams go when you wxks I don t know Daddy why did God put so miny bones in I don t know that either Goodness Daddy who made you superin Spook Shrimp I got arrested for stealing, 1 1 Sh imp How did they know you stole it? Spook The pig squealed on me Carl Jones Teacher how long eould anyone hxt without bra1ns7 Miss Foote That remains to be seen If a lady famted in a post ofhce would 1 letter carrier home While in the capitol in Wlslllilgllili I saw the lumber trust buy the blockheaded Senators with wooden money 7 . - - 1 1 11 - 1 11 11 - Q h W 1 1 K 1 1 1 - 11 as 1 K C K x- 1 1 1 1 . . . 1 L ' - I' I 5 T ' I 15 S I 1 I A I ' s 7 I ' x ' 1 ss. 1 . . 1 M M 1 . 1,,e ' ff I 'ax 1 1 1 , . . - , 1 1 . 1 . 1 . , . 1 , 1 1 1 ' ' ' 1 - f t 1 . . 1 5 5 ff ' ' 1 , 1 . sl 1. .WA ' ' ' 1 . - 1 1 U lg -- 1 . , g - , 1 . f -- . 1 be found? 1 1 ' - -' I - ' 1 P fl, .1 . 11 V. 11 . h ' . . 7 A . -- 1 . . 11 .1 . U 1 '. '.,- ' 1 1 '. 1 1 -4 1 , 1 . .e . . 47 L. ' K. x. , . . 1 1 K-4 , - K 1. ' - ' 1 ', 5 . xi N ' M K sl 1' 1 l 1 I ' I 1 ' 1 K . 1 ' 1 , -' 1 ' 1 .s - f 1 . - Yes. 5 . ' d el, 1' 1' 'k. 1 1: 1 ' ' s I 1 g . ' 1 . S 1 1 ' 1 : P ' . S I AMFORD SEMINARY 15

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ONE OF THE BEST AND STRONGEST BANKS IN DELAWARE COUNTY The NATIONAL BANK I TAIVIFORD STAMFORD NFW YORK C1p1td1 S100 OOO OO Surplus and Prohts S250 OOO OO Resourgcs our '52 OOO O00 O0 FOUR PER LENT INTEREST OOMPOUNDED SEMI ANNUALLY ON TIME DEPOSITS COLD SPRING FARM INN S FAMFORD S I-IOMELIKE HOTEL SERV ES DELIGI-ITEUL SUNDAY DINNERS NOT ONLY TO TOURISTS BUT TO OUR LOCAL PEOPLE S D MASE Prop STAMFORD un the Catskills, NEW YORK -. L .J , - 1 .. . J ' f 1 ' 3 . . , , . - x -I , 1 , , . ' w w f I r , 4 N L - w . . , . - . , . . . - STAMFORD SEMINARY f 37