Stamford Union Free School - Camera Yearbook (Stamford, NY)

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I WANTED Position as floorwalker-Apply to Sylvia Pierce Scouring powder and soap-Joe Kemper. More school spirit-By entire school. Someone to love me-Sheik Hastings. More teachers-Karl Brooks. A derrick-To help Bill Raynor pick up his feet. Non-squeaking shoes-For Brooks. An invention-To keep Terrell's Ford from freezing while parking on the highway. Reducing machine-For David Atchinson. STAMFORD'S HALL OF FAME Carl Brooks for his shoes. Mahlon Wickham for his babyish ways. Mr. Getman for his booming voice. Till Lynch for her unending silence. Rick Herrick for his dancing. Alice Jordan for her vamping eyes. Les Wilcox for his ability to forget. Johnnie Cray for his playing. Bud Govern for his snake. Carleton Jones for his specks. Spookie Stevens for his ability to bluff. WHY THE HISTORY TEACHERS GO INSANE Answers to History A questions- Richlieu-prime minister of England. Cromwell-prime minister during reign of Louis VII. Milton-mathematics teacher. Huguenots-line French kings. Henry VIII--Pope with many wives. Milton and Chaucer-painters. Richlieu-Archbishop of Louis XVI. Normans contributed ship building to English race

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I yn ee A A AAAAAH JOKES William Raynor trying out an experiment to see if carbolie acid mixed with Eskimo pies, dust and ammonia would make Eskimoes. Result: The Eskimo pies blew up from the heat and Billi' was found half drowned in the melted Eskimo. Romiett Gaylord's motto: There are more ways than one to be happy, but one will do. Miss Chaseis motto: 'alt isnit worth while to begin at the bottom if you have any idea of staying there. lVIrs. Spiers: You can save yourself a lot of trouble by not borrow- ing any. Kemper, in English IV Class: Love is mush. George Stevens: No, it's a pleasant pastime. g'Prof', Wilson: Were you nervous the Grst time you went deer hunt- ing? George Stevens began to blush. Prof',: I mean d-e-e-r. Potter: When I eat onions I dream something big. Leslie: Strong eh? Bessie: Why is Sunday a strong day? Helen, dazed: I don't know. Bessie: Because all the other days are week.

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LATEST A fellow used to get intoxicated over a girl-now he gets mtoxicated with herf' You can always tell a Senior, Alleys so sedately dressed. You can always tell a Junior, By the way he swells his chest You can always tell a Sophomore, By his queer ways and such. You can always tell a Freshman, But you cannot tell him much.