Stamford Union Free School - Camera Yearbook (Stamford, NY)

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Speaking as L4 GG G5 64 66 44 L5 LL LG L6 S5 L6 64 LA 65 L4 E6 of an 46 66 cc SL LG as 46 SG 66 65 L4 66 56 66 L6 66 66 66 AMONG S. H. S leaders we have King. colors we have Brown. water we have Brooks. law we have Govern. forests we have Wood. whiskers we have Beard. probabilities we have Mabey direction we have West. bottles we have Hastings. animals we have Coon. dimensions we have Foote. measure we have Bushell. marks we have Dent. flowers we have Budd. automobiles we have Jordan. saints we have Bartholomew apples we have Baldwin. presidents we have Wilson. meats we have Ham. honey we have Bee,'.

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Biggest sheik-Prof. Wilson. Attractive-'cAng Lawrence. Stylish-uGert,' Decker. Cutest-Alice Jordan. Orator- Bud7, Govern. Greatest spooners-George Stevens and Peg Pierce. Creenest-Henry Travis. Brightest-Marion Taylor. Best Looking-Ralph Kipp. Meekest-Leslie Wilcox. Most popular-Lyle Stevens. Biggest Nuisance-George lVIcNaught. Jolliest-Bessie Canfield. Biggest ears-Ed. lVIacLaury. Most talented-John Gray. Dumbest-L'Ken Baldwin. Smallest-Mahlon Wickham. Dreamer-Irwin Dent. HWOW! LISTEN MEN7' - GGWOE is His First-My wife is my boss. I shall not deny. Second-She maketh me to lie down behind the bed when swell company comes, and she leadeth me behind her up Main Street. Third-She restoreth my pocketbook after she has spent all of its contents for stylish skirts and theatre tickets, and she leadeth me up the main aisle at church for her new hates sake. Fourth--Yea, though I walk more than half the night through dark rooms with a crying baby, I will get no rest, for she is behind meg her broom- stick and her hatpin they do everything else but comfort me. Fifth-She prepareth a cold snack for me, then maketh a bee line for an aid society supper. She anointeth my head with rolling pins occasion- ally. lVIy arms runneth over with bundles before she is half done with her shopping. Sixth-Surely her dressmaker's and millinerls bills shall follow me all the days of her life and I will dwell in the house of my wife forever. --URICH HERALD.

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C THE ROMANCE or CHARLIE CHARCOAL AND LULA LAMPBLACK Lula was the prettiest girl, ln all the colored section, When you looked at her shining cheek, You could see your own reflection. Her lips were red, the prettiest smile, For a kiss you would want to ask her. Take it from me, kid, donlt you do itg Her mother was from Madagascar. Now Charlie was a handsome boy: They called him Snowball Nickf' He always wore the nicest clothes, His hair was always slick. A case of love, without a doubt, When Lula she was spied, And when Charlie spoke to her, The blushes she couldn't hide. He loved her dearly, and with a sigh, At parting a kiss he gave. He patted her hair with his hand, And spoiled her permanent wave. On nights when the moon was shining, He would hold her in his arms, And tell his little sweetheart Of all her endearing charms. He would tell her that, with such a love, In the world he would succeed, And provide his little darlifng With pretty clothes and feed. In June they were to be married, What a darling little bride. Vlfhen she was away from him, For her he always sighed. Alone over the world he travelsg Over countries both long and wide. The romance has long since ended, For Lula up and died. -WAINWRIGHT POTTER '28