Stamford Union Free School - Camera Yearbook (Stamford, NY)

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WANTED ! l !! A Derrick-Kate Beggs tshe's up to her ankles in work head firstly A longer dinner hour--Everybody. A lounder bell-Labatory classes. More Seniors-Mr. Getinan. Less Sophomores-Miss Preston. A crate of pencils-George Lewis. A carton of tablets-Keiuieth Doonan. A patent for his walk-Keunetli Klum. Silence in Chapel-Miss Coon. A new pencil sharpener-Everybody. Apparatus for picking up his feet-Kenneth FAMOUS FOLK OF '26 Most athletic--Hugh MacLaury. Most class spirit-Anna Canfield. Biggest tease-Buster Robhe. Nerviest-The Sophornores. Most lady-like-Mary Brown. Loudest talker-Hilda Lynch. Most bashful-Raymond Govern. Most conceited-Marion Canfield. Sleepiest-Caroline Grant. Classiest-Benny MaeKil1ip. Biggest flirt-Angelyn ,lJi1XV1'Q11C6. Wildest-Lyle Stevens. J olliest-Mary Moore. Most musical-John Gray. Crossest-Naoma Effner. Most brilliant-Margaret Haunilton. Meekest-Rose Baird. Greatest faddist-Gertrude Decker. Greatest kidder-Bob Decker. Teacher's trial-George Mc-,Naught. Biggest bluffer-Joseph Kemper. Most modest-Bessie Canfield. Most likely to succeed-Margaret Hamilton. Most silent-Kenneth U tter. Baldwin

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Scene: At the gate of Paradise. Enter ai stoop-shouldered, narrow-chested stranger, knocks confidently. The door opens and St. Peter comes out. St. Peter: VVho is there? Stranger: I am Bolmer S. Goodgrind of Stamford Seminary. I want a cushioned seat in the front row. St. Peter: Not so fast, Sir. Did you play on any of the athletic teams of S. H. S.? Stranger: VVhy, no, Sir, I thought it foolish, Sir and be- sides it took my time from my lessons. My final average was over ninety-nine per cent. St. Peter: Wl1at classes did you join? Stranger: None, I did not waste my valuable time go- ing to class meetings. St. Peter: Did you do any cheering for tl1e basketball and base ball games? Stranger: ' ' N-no, Sir. St. Peter: Of course, you bought a Camera? Stranger: t'VVhy, I-I- St. Peter: CIn terrible Wrathj t'Cast him down into the seventh pit, into the mist of the everlasting fire prepared for chumps and Muckersf' l Curtain Mac : '4Hey, Hoppie, did you know that they use women as newsboys in Spain? Hoppie : That's nothing. In America they use women for newspapers. Bertha Atkins: According to statistics-48.2 per cent of the inhabitants of Stamford Seminary has holes in their stockings. ' ' Prof. VVilson explaining some new ideas in basket ball before a game says, Now are you ready fellows? Saul: Wie don't play tonight do we? Miss Cowles: I'm going to give all my Cicero students a. dunce cap. Maven: I wear size WA.

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GYPSY GRILL THE MEETING AND EATING PLACE DANCING EVERY EVENING MUSIC BY GYPSY GRILL ORCHESTRA STAMFORD ARMS HOTEL Stamford, - - - New York READ THE ADVERTISEMENTS AND GET RESULTS Mr. lYilso11 Cp1'oduI-iilg a iifty Gent pieve to demoiistrate tho Glicect of Inagnate on silverlz T'll use a smaller Coin bevause it's less likely to be picked up. f'Protest from classf' Mr. VVilsoII: T didI1't 1119311 by the lH3g'l12lt9.H Tho a more F1'6Sll1I12?tI1, his parsing ran like this: Tho word kiss is a noun but it is usually used in conjunction. It is always used in the plural, is more Common than proper and agrees with two. THE STAMFORD GROCERY H. STERK, Prop. FANCY GROCERIES, LUXURIES WE TAKE AND DELIVER ORDERS Stamford, New York