Stamford Union Free School - Camera Yearbook (Stamford, NY)

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f , r L ca n' 'YPD 5- v ,- J O K E S Miss Cowles: t'You are always behind in your studies. I-Ioppyw Rayner: Well, if I Wasn't behind I 0ouldn't pursue them. A Soplioinore: Hxvllilt is that joke box on the piano for l? Cletziz t'Be0a1use we Seniors like to play jokes. Miss Coon in Biology Class: HVVl19I'9 do bugs go in Win- ter? Duinb Fresliie: iLS92l1'l'l1 Mefl My kingdom for il pony said the Cicero student in the final exzun. Miss Cowles: Vl7l1en was the revival of learning? Hoppy : 'tJust before regentsf' Advive to Juniors: A zero 21 day keeps the Diplomas away. George Lewis: XVl1z1t is your ElV6l'ilgQ l11C'01110?H Cuyle: t'Oh, about niidiiiglitf'

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SPEAKING CF SONGS Tie me to Your Apron Strings Again. - Nat Rebbe. That Certain Party. - Bee Cronk. When a Blonde Makes Up Her Mind. - Don Beav- ers. 1 Caroline. ' '-Melrose Harper. Just a Cottage Small. -Miss Cowles. Who ? l I? -Caroline Hickok. Nobody Knows Vilhat a Red Headed Mama Can Do. -1 Mr. Wilson. t'Sl1e's Just a Sailors Sweetheart. -Helen Dent. If I Knew I'd Find You. -George Lewis. I Love My Baby, My Baby Loves Me. -Floyd Cuyle. Let's Talk About My Sweetie. - Bee Cronk. t'Too Many Parties and too Many Pals. -Angelyn Law- renee. ' ' Freshie. ' '-Bessie Canfield. Cui Cui Marie. - Benny MaeKillip. Clap Hands! Here Comes Charley. -Mrs. Spiers. I VVisl1 You 'Were Jealous of Me. -Margaret Hamilton. Horses. - Peg 'Pieree. All Alone. -Arthur Bush. Always, - Jim Moore. ' ' Remember. ' '-Harry Morrow. Maytime. -Kenneth Doonan. Vacation Days. -Kathleen Beggs. Drifting and Dreaming. -Mae Willis. Lonesomest Girl in Town. - Dot Corbin. I'm Wild About Animal Crackers. -Harriet Buck. 441,111 Just Wild About Harry. -Ethel Stickles. 'I' Sweet 'Man ! ' '-Gladys Brown. Thanks for the Buggy Ride. -Faith Frazee. 4 ' Sweet Child. -Kenneth Doonan. Five Foot Two, Eyes of Blue. -'tDon Beav-ers. I Wish That I'd Been Satisfied NVitl1 Marie. -'tBenny MaeKillip. ' ' ' Louise. ' '-Parker Utter.

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'WVhat is the knocking at the end of the niurder scene in 'Macbetl1'? asked Miss Mahoney. Oh, that's Duncan kicking the bucket, replied a Senior, Miss Beal: Please recite, Miss Robbef' Natalie: All I had has been given. Miss Beal: Nothing has been given yet. Natalie: HI must agree with you. Mr. Getnian in Chernistry Class: What is density? George Stevens: Er, I can 't exactly explain it, but I can give you a good illustration. Mr. Getman: Your illustration is very good. Pnoor OF FACT A Freslnnan was wrecked on a lonely isle Where a. Cannibal king held sway: And they served hiin up to a shaded Prince, On the eve of the very same day. But alas! for them, since Heaven is just, Before the next day 'twas seen, They were suffering greatly from colic and cramps, For the Freshman was terribly green. 7 VVhy Was The Suicide Specialist like China? Because everybody in it had a cue Qqueuejf' Senior: I have so inuch on my hands I don't know what to do. Bright Post Graduate: 4' Why don't you use soap and water? Miss Coon i11 Intermediate Al0'ebr'a: Now a train can't n I 6 go-39 nnles an hour, can it ? Arthur Bush: t'The U. and D. can. T. lNat. Robbe: I Wonder how niuch it Will cost me to stay in VVashington, ' ' Mac ? 'tMac : Nothing, because they will keep you in a zoo.