Stamford Union Free School - Camera Yearbook (Stamford, NY)

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300. C' slid g X T Ag' S 'iff 0 5 fl... TEEN W ni. ,.,- Q, gig. JOKES lVlr. Duncan: I want to buy a gmake up' box! Chet: A make up box? Mr. Duncan: '6Yes, a box of candy. l was due at Gilmore's an hour 77 Hum, this tee is weak this afternoonf' remarked the golfer as the ball off the mound for the sixth time. Cuyle: Where are you going? Ted: Chemistry exam. Cuyle: L'Going to take the at-id test, eh? He who laughs last usually is the dumbest. BLANCHE, WLIERE ART THOU Como? There was a girl from Pekin, Who was painfully, painfully thin: She shunned lemonade, For she was afraid, She'd slip through the straw and fall in. AFTER THE PROM He: l had an awfully good time tonightfl She: So did l, perfectly awfulf,

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'May 24'-Tannersville at Stamford - 13 2 May 30-Hobart at Stamford - 19 3 May 31-Stamford at Roxbury - - 7 15 'June 7-Stamford at Windham - - - 13 3 On account of the early date which this goes to press it is impossible to give the final results. The remainder of the schedule is as follows: J une 7-Windham at Stamford. June 11-Stamford at Hobart. June 13-Stamford at Tannersville. June 14'-Delhi at Stamford. June 21-Margaretville at Stamford. ' Non-league games. It is hoped that the student body will back the team and thus help them to win the championship.

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SPEAKING or ADVERTISEMENTS ! ! .V What has Leona Thompson that we all envy? 5-Woodburyis Facial Soap Why does Donald Richter go to Gilmore's seven nights a week? --Crapenuts What qualities does James Govern's personal appearances lack? --Stacomb What would Miss Specht like to hear any evening? -Aunt femina's Pancake Flour When will '4ClilT and Marge marry? - -Cold Medal Flour What is Miss Chase's favorite slogan? - - - -Chevrolet What has Ted on his collar after a dame? - -Palmoliue Soap What advertisement would probably please Miss Cowles? -Cracker .lack What virtue has Ruth Hall that some girls lack? - -Ivory Soap What can Marge Mayham be compared to? - -Pathe News What advertisement is Edna Dobson like? -Valspar What has 'tBill Govern that we all envy? - - -Pepsodent What pastime should Helen Dent indulge in? -Shinola Home Se! CAN YoU IMAGINE .V .' ! Mildred Fraser not asking every teacher every day, Is my average going down?,' Helen Dent getting thin? Floyd Cuyle making a perfect recitation? Herbert Hedges driving his Ford 'gout of town? 'gDon,, Richter not falling asleep in chapel? Ted Mase passing Caesar? V Mr. Getman not saying, 'cNow lid like to say just a word, in chapel? Miss Mahony not saying, No, not by any means, in English class. Not liking Mr. Getman? Miss Cowles talking slowly? Mr. Duncan smiling after we lose a game? Archie Canheld playing post oHice?,, Harold Raynor and John Smith doing the Argentine Tango? Dot Corbin not favorng the Chevrolet cars? Arthur Bush passing English? 'GDick Frame not saying, Snappy, but not loud. Blanche Shoemaker getting a red mark on her card? 77