Stambaugh High School - Hilltopper Yearbook (Stambaugh, MI)

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Continued from page nineteen Joan Tamminen, who is president of the Finnish colony at Soo Junction. 'Peety' Mellen and Joan Peruzzi were offered lifetime contracts by the Catskill Screams Opera House. Because of their tremendous per- formance of 'Temptation' in high school, Joan are stars in the 'Grand Ole and 'Peety' also 0pry', along with Grace Erickson. when Minnie Pearl died, Grace took over the role, and seems to be doing pretty well. James Goodhall potato fields at Kinney's potato farm struck oil while plowing the in Pen- toga. With the money Jim received, he has built a modern school, a hotel, two motels, a super- market, two garages, a church, and is now con- structing fifty new homes to house the throngs of families who are moving daily to Pentoga. Doris Sutherland holds the position of head cook at the Brown Derby restaurant located at Hollywood and Vine in Hollywood. Her special- ties are English paeties. ,Tullio Berti is employed at the Ford Garage. He had his car there to be fixed so often, that he thought he may as well work there. hhxine Vicenzi has moved to Houghton to be near her 'hubby'. After all, it's quite a job for one woman to care for the world-famous 'Wer- cinski Octuplets'. Stanley Holme, the Shakespeare of the class, has accomplished his life's ambition. Stanley writes inscriptions on tombstones. Scene 2.-THE CEMETERY The moon is low in the sky. There is a west wind blowing. Several witches are walking among the tombstones reading the names inscribed on them: 'Here lies Beverly Lavacque, who still turns over in her grave because people insist on plac- ing flowers at her tombstone each Memorial Day. Beverly operated a floral shop in Caspian. Here lies Stanley Mastie, who was a Michigan State Police. Over there lies Jane Jochen, who died arguing with Stanley about who should col- lect the tolls at the Brule River Bridge. Pat Cain, 'Known to the world for her inven- tion of a thermometer that will register only at guy-zero temperatures,' Here at rest is Jerry Kinney. Jerry peddled papers for seventy-five years, but died before he could receive the pension offered by the news company. It was a sad day when Beverly Williams met her death. She was killed when she fell fourteen inches to the ground from a 'catwalk' on Beaber Dam. Here are fifteen big ones. They are family. It is said that Arvis and Joanne had an old school bus as a family car. James King lies here in peace. He was killed in a 'hot-rod' race. His Nash blew up when its speed reached 150 m.p.h. Dennis Truel and Chester Busakowski shot each other in a duel over 'who was whose' in Amasa. Nancy Miatech, born 1934, died 1983. Nancy was instantly killed when she fell off the Baum- gartner District water tank. She was practicing for her high-wire act in the Ringling Brothers' Circus. Here is a grave that is higher than the rest. This person hasn't settled down yet. The tomb- stone reade, 'Gerald Grahn, past president of the Women Haters' Club. He sure was a fittin' president.' little tombstones and two graves of the whole Rhino ,Skt . 5 ff f' f- -S' 7 C Continued from page eighteen GERALDINE SUNDELTUS bequeaths her fast rgtg of ten miles an hour to Wally Heikkela. DORIS SUTHERLAND wills her special seats at the shows to anyone who goes. JOAN TAWNINEN leaves her all-around personality to Annette Puckett. VERNA TEHVO wills her ability to stay up late at night to Gary Sarafiny who lives by the rooster rule. DENNIS TRUEL wills his fine accordian playing ability to Rudy Brey. MARGARET VARNEY wills her gay giggle to arilyn Hayes. MAXINE VICENZI happily leaves her job at Lenny's to Naomi Bodine. JUNE WESTPAHL bequeaths her large assortment of colored scarfs to Margaret Bemis. BEVERLY WILLIAMS bequeaths her long-worn glasses to Carol Evanoff, to help her back up. To the FRESH EN we leave our many good times and hope that they will have as happy a senior year that we have had. To the SOPHOMORES we will our cooperative spirit end our scholastic ability. To the JUNIORS we leave our many magazine sub- scription reciepts and hope they will fill them again next year. To AIL we leave success and happiness. Page Twenty

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Claris froplzecy Scene 1.-ANYWH RE Elaine Miller, Janet Pivonka, and Gloria D'Agostin1 did not beleive what they had learned in Geographyg therefore, embarked on a world- wide tour to see what the books had told them. They all married and settled in Arabia. Curtis Mackey is now laid up with, 'lumbago' resulting from too much strenuous exercise in teaching his kids the antics of a cheerleader. Marion Jurecic and Donald Sartorelli believe that a household is not happy without the patter of little feet-they have two dogs. June Savage is the chairman of the Board of Directors in the 'Spankem' Baby-Sitters Asso- ciation. Verna Tervo liked being editor of the annual so well that she is now in the publishing busi- ness, with Russell Goodhall as her manager and advertising promoter. Their firm mow produces everything from dictionaries to sympathy cards. Violet Hangone is a real musician. She now plays second fiddle in Bob Swienty's Trio. John Sanderlin is Clyde Beatty's right-hand man. Recently John was wounded by a dinosaur while hunting them in the petrified forests of Arizona. John Parrotta has just graduated from Yipa- hoody College of Conservation. He specialized in 'wild life'. Mariam Melchoiri has used physics to a great advantage. She combined the lever machine with sound, and got a little 'lever noise'. fLever- noisl. Edward Erickson is the chief 'apple polisher' at the A k P Supermarket in Iron River. Ronnie Camps still spends his winters in Key West, Florida, He and 'Harry' are frequent visitors. John Erickson is leading the St. Louis Browns to the league championship. He always was a Brown fan. His wife, Ihrion, enjoys the luxur- ious living. Since Arlene Meyer has taken over the manage- ment of Psdo's Super-duper lhrket, sales have increased so tremendously that Arlene is consi- dering moving the store to the National Guard Armory, where plenty of room is available. Edna Eckerberg is busy raising a family. She was always fond of 'tree-toads'. Gloria Medovich has just published her second book on 'How to be a Pan-Hater'. In her spare time she runs a bus line to Iron River. Margaret Varney is the first woman mayor of Gendronville, a prosperous locality at Hagerman Lake. Donald Halverson is the head coach at Way- beloe Normal. As a pastime he raises chickens and ducks. June Westphal is still on her wild mission through Africa--oops 9-I mean mission through wild Africa. Dorothy Mickelson stumbled upon a catastro- phe, I mean an apostrophe, while transcribing a letter for her boss. Dorothy is a perfect secre- tary. Baynard Anderson has turned to the manufact- ture of Model 'A'a'. His cars have one fault, they're like grandfather's clock---don't know if they'll run or not. Lila Nichols is the new playing manager of the Florence baseball team. Lila gets 'beaned' more than any other player on the squad. David Anderson is the present Marajah of Scratchistan. At the last report, his harem consisted or thirty-nine wives. Robert Brey is employed at the Caspian Com- munity Center as La Belle ringer. Delores Garavet is a nurse in the South Brule Community Hospital. It is said that when she enters a ward, the males' pulses rise. Donald Maki and Peter Basolo have recently erected a shrine in Hardy's Junction dedicated to Isaac, the immortal fullback of the Spring Valley football team, which in 1951, copped the Inter-universe Championship. 'THE MOVIE STARS ARE STILL MOVING TO MUTUAL' Lowell Lepisto has taken over Errol Flynn'a role on the Mutual Broadcasting System as the star in the 'Adventures of a Modern Casanova'. Ed Jacobson, a famous movie star, was voted 'Lover of the Year', besides winning tug Qgcars for his superb role in the M-G-M film 'Girls Do Something For Me'. He never kisses girls on the screen, he merely rubs noses. Gene Lavacque operated a modern art studio above G1rard's in Caspian. Donna Hebert and Jean Bezzi provide the scenery for Gene's paint- ings. 'Susie' Lundwall, an opera singer, is now on a srnstorming singing tour of the world with Kate Smith. Susie still has a bucket to carry her tune in. Geraldine Sundelius recently bought out the Bushle's store. She has changed the name from the 'Fairway' to the 'Gypway'. Carole Jean Dedo was last seen on Michigan Avenue in Chicago advertising S-A-P bubble gum. This gum has a two-way stretch. Kenneth Masuga is a 'disk jockey' on WIKB for a two hour and thirty three and a third minute program called 'Girard's Jamboree'. Rose lhrie Shepich has gained her l:lfe's snr bition. She is Cha1mer's model wife. Janet Christensen is now retired, a million- naire, after receiving so much money dancing for Victor records. Phyllis Nowicki and Bill Olsen have settled on Bill's 'Stony Acres' farm near Gaastra. Phyl- lis does the milking, plowing, planting, and threshing, while Bill swats flies in the house. Donna Capello always wanted to be a teacher. She is now teaching her little Tegge's how to drum just like 'daddy'. Joan Savage is the assistant manager of the Salo Creme Shampoo factory in Beechwood. Davis Bodine, a famous explorer, has returned from a trip into Upper Moronia. It is said that, while there, he discovered the long-lost tribe of Morons. Nancy Jacobson and Joyce Choquette, the mad chemists, are working at their laboratory in the swamp back of Scott Lake. They have proven Ein- stein's Theory of Relativity as being false. They released their amazing Theory of Men. Donald Pellizzaro, who is the sports editor for the South Brule Blast, is still sending the scores of all the Newberry basketball games to Continued on page twenty Page Nme teen

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