Stambaugh High School - Hilltopper Yearbook (Stambaugh, MI)

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1542863 aaa roialzecy Ten years from now, if you are listening to station OUBQuiet, you would probably hear the following: Sit back and relax folks for at this time we present the news and views keeping you up to date on local items and advertising for the community. Are you an ugly duckling? Are you tired of looking drab and dull? If you are, notify Agnes Ambrose or Barbara Capello who have just opened up their new beauty salon called the Blue Room. Appointments can be made by phone or message. And now for some local news. Betty Anderson is now employed as a private nurse. Off duty she can be found in Paul Meneguzzo's famous record shop,where good records can be bought. John Baker, the little man with big ideas, has a remedy for short people. He has recently published an article on how to grew 'in ten easy lessons? Curtis Blackwell, whose motto is Udo as I say and not as I do,W is now preaching in Caspian. Bobby QKanvasbackl Cailotto has punched his way to the top of his boxing career. Pierre Delago is the new coach of Treat 'em Rough High School. Jean E ckerberg, aviator, has broken Amelia Earhart's record for high altitude flying. Alice Miatech is now teaching Free Speech at the west Brule District. Jo Ann Moger, the famous piano accordionist, is Dick Contino's competitor. Pat Pen- noni has been making headlines lately. He is engaged in tearing down Wstone- walls.W Jack Racine, professional skier, will jump at the Olympic Ski Meet. Ken- neth Webber is OUBQwiet's new Lois Ranger. Wayne Ross has been hired as truant officer, making sure that all little children are in school. Do you find that your clothes don't fit yout If not, take a walk or phone Dick Moline, manager of the 4-Way Stretch Shoppe. Now, back to our local news. Ruth Curtis has reported for her new job as dietician in this resort operated by Beatrice Anderson. Mary Ann Parrotta, now M s. Geno Fiorazzo, is teaching her two little girls Wthe loudest yellsu in cheerleading. Clarice Schultz is now taking WDentsW out of cars. David Serbinski is playing right wing for the Red Wings. Ronald Sherwood is now president of the AAA, which has nothing to do with automobiles. Mary Stasaski, the bedtime story lady, is now with station OUBQuiet and Armond Spencer is the comic weekly man. Chester Tokaly has perfected a hy- drogen bomb. His secret formula is 'pour the water into the acid.n Joan Trudell is busy raising chickens and baby Duffs. Clarice Woods is head mistress of the Little Tots Orphanage. Dorothy Young won the contest for gigglers sponsored by OUBQuiet. Bob fCobraJ Youngren, has advanced to bugler of the Iron County Na- tional Guard. Delores Zini has'accepted the position as secretary for the Hurry Up and Write It Company. Diane Gallup is in Hollywood co-starring with WGorgeous George.n Rosemary Garavet is working at Billy Rose's Diamond Horseshoe. Keith Montambo is head clerk at the Mill. John Meyers is now playing for the New York Yankees. Lowell WGugsW Finnegan has just taken over Duffy's Tavern. His pass- word is 'count your own.N Carl Erickson now owns and operates the Great Northern Carnival. ' Time out for a word from your announcer. Do you crave those delicious home -cooked meals? Just drop in Victoria D'Agostini's Caspian Restaurant. Frog Legs are her speciality. Germaine Clements and nStubbyH Stromberg have gone into the manufacture of combs. Now that must be a toothful enterprise. Janet Perkins op- erates a root beer drive in stand. Frank Rae, our singing star, is giving real competition to Burl Ives. Pat Rassmussen is now in charge of the transit lines from Stambaugh to Pentoga, Mary Ann Sablich, the girl with sweeping arbitionf, is now secretary at station OU Quiet. Lorraine Guiliani has just completed a course in psychologyand is now teaching a kindergarten class. Ronald Goodhall sponsors the Date with Judy program. Same old interests, hey Ron? Marie Henry is tg: new fire chief at Tipler. The flames won't last long down there now. Madame ' laine Holmes is now running the local Reducing Salon. Her motto is 'satisfaction fContinued on page 285