St Thomas Military Academy - Kaydet Yearbook (Mendota Heights, MN)

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REVEREND DAVID DOOLEY Religion and Latin “Latina est avibus . . . Did we have home work? . . . Repetitio est mater studiorum . . . Get ten feet away from the door . . . Re- incircumappropinquabovistisne? REVEREND WILLIAM OZARK Department Head Now when I was in my prime . . . I kicked the boll so high and it got so cold that the safety man dropped it and I picked it up and ran for a touchdown. . . . Now I want you boys to get this . . . Swish — BOOM Department REVEREND JAMES WALZ Religion Settle down, back there in the cor- ner . . . All right now . . . If the class below doesn't mind, go ahead and stamp your feet. REVEREND CLYDE EDDY Religion This is a very serious matter . . . A word to the wise is sufficient . . . I don't know till after the test. REVEREND LEO WHITE Promotion Director I saw your folks in Chicago . . . You won't know your son after he's been at St. Thomas a month . . . Aren't you from Ohio? REVEREND THOMAS PINGATORE Religion Kneel down . . . I'm taking you down to the military command . . . Now get down to work. REV. ROBERT VASHRO Religion Do you want to go a round? . . , All right, quiet down ... Slough-foot .. . Abom- inable boobs . .. Stand up, you heathens, and pray . . . I'll show you guys. REV. LEONARD LEANDER Religion Where's your motorcycle. Father? . . . Franta, get out of here . . . Go down to the chancellor . . . I'll send you to the military office.

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MRS. MINA D. CUTTING Registrar If the axiom, The person who gets all upset and excited is not big enough for his job, is true, then Mrs. Cutting is indeed the perfect person for her harrowing job. With the utmost patience and understanding she helps us cadets over many rough spots along the road to graduation. She is highly respected and loved by all who know her — students, parents, alumni, and faculty. MRS. MABEL WOLLAN MRS. MARGE McGRAITH MISS BETTY BUTLER Secretary to Father Roach Secretary to Colonel Ewing Secretary to Colonel Langeland . . . the sympathy and kindliness . . . the distaff side of the military . . . beloved Betty, adds the viva of a mother on the same high standards cious touch of femininity Pago »ixteen

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MR. WALTER WESTLINE Mathematics Now you smarter students . . . 'Truthfully, people . . . Droops . . . So be it ... I used to sleep on the second floor of the old Science Building. MISS CLARA GLENN Librarian That's a beautiful book . . . You're getting impertinent . . . Get out of my library . . . I'll be glad to find it for you. MR. LEONARD HAUER Classical Languages Where's the Greek class? . . . Puff, Puff . . . Happy St. Boniface Doy . . . Quiet, Quiet. Department Heads MR. ARTHUR MARTIN English It seems to me . . . Bum guess . . . Whan that Aprille with his shoures soote . . . 'Try opening the book next time. MR. FRED GATTO Science I just don't understand if . . . You boneheads . . . Rogues' Gal- lery . . . You poor boobs . . . You fellows will have to cooper- ate. MR. SYLVESTER TURBES Social Science Whot this country needs is dirtier Fingernails and cleaner minds . . . Number niner . . . Well, ana- way . . . Faster men than you have lost . . . Bang, Crash, Bang! . . . I've got a free period, third. Poge eighteen