St Stephens Academy - Academician Yearbook (Port Huron, MI)

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ST. STEPHEN'S HIGH SCHOOL QUARTETTE Basso Disgusto-Marvin Westrick. Tenor Busto-joe Letzgus. Alto Monotono-Otto Ordowski. Soprano Buzz-Saw-Irwin Smith. Lessons in Football and Boxing a specialty -Gerald O'Brien. Blessings on him who invented sleep -Hugh Clancy. --s-s-A-- ST. STEPHEN'S GAS COMPANY Arwed A. P. Cox-President. A A. Andrew P. Cox-Vice-President. A. A. Pete Cox-Secretary. For further information apply to Cox, Cox Sz Co., who will furnis in any amount on short notice. Olll' N. B. The treasurer of this company absconded some time since -iS-S-Al ' ' WANTS Something to increase my dignity-joseph VVelsh. Someone to admire me-Pete Cox. ' Glasses which will enable me to study while asleep-Jack Mallory. To be an angel-Harold Benenati. To become a Statesman-Raymond Currie. A nice boy to associate with-Marvin Westrick. To become a good pitcher-Irwin Smith. A copy of poems on love and friendship-Dorothy McMonagle. A-place to preach during my vacation-Jack Nelson. lS-S-A---- FAVORITE DISHES ' Next to music the Seniors prefer good eats. Anyone wishing to entertain Class may learn what dishes to serve. For For For For For For or For For For For For F Stewart-A dish of Sauerkraut. Otto-A dish of beans. 'Jerry-A dish of stewed onions. john-A tub of olives. Bill-A turkey platter. Marvin-A bowl of oysters. Hugh-A bon-bon dish. Vincent-A dish of spaghetti. .Tustin-An apple pie. George-A plate of sweets. Raymond-A Waldorf salad. Tom-The whole cheese. h gas

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VARIOUS PASTIMES OF FAMELESS MEN Stewart Sharrow William Simpson Gerald O'Brien Justin Brown Hugh Clancy Raymond Currie George Fountain Vincent Graziadei Marvin VVestrick - John VValton Otto Ordowski Raymond Currie Gerald O'Brien VVilliam Simpson Justin Brown Stewart Sharrow Marvin VVestrick Vincent Graziadei George Fountain john VValton Otto Ordowski Hugh Clancy George Fountain Vincent Graziadei Marvin VVestrick Raymond Currie John VValton VVilliam Simpson Stewart Sharrow Gerald O'Brien Justin Brown Otto Ordowski Thomas Donahue, '24 - 4 - Sleeping Gazing across the street Coming over Tenth Street bridge Loafing Playing Manicuring Speaking French Hurrying Trying to read Latin Hunting for work Trying to sing MOST NOTICEABLE FEATURES - - - - Legs - - - - Hair Mouth Marcelled Waves Eyebrows Ears Height Eyelashes Hands Dimples FAVORITE EXPRESSIONS - - - - i'Gee VVhizl ul-ley l Outside lu Free-day 3 'tljrepared Y 'KI See! Sister, Please l Let Me See V' HGot Your French? You Stop l Yah ll' THINGS WE ARE PAID NOT TO TELL VVhy Macrina Zimmer and Marie Charron do not bob their hair. VVhat makes Anne Samberg fond of skating in Sarnia. VVhy Laura Carlisle's favorite color is Brownf' What is Leota Bodley's attraction for a Dodge Coupe. Why Margaret Marx believes in moving occasionally. How Dorothy Green gets 90 on her Chemistry Card. Why Florence Gleason likes to dodge candy wrappers. What's the cause of Mae Phalen's historical wit. VVhy Beata Bourke does not drive her Studebaker any more. How Claire Rawley succeeds in accomplishing so much. XVhy Ruth Wittlilf, is always selling chances.

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LIKES AND DISLIKES Mae likes a good time but abhors study. Laura prefers a long letter from the right one. Dot likes gum but dislikes parsnips. Margaret likes a good square meal, and dislikes gossip. All Beata Wants is a million dollars, and a little spending money. Ruth likes ice cream three times a day. Macrina likes sunny smiles and dislikes angry looks. Leota loves to dance but dislikes Washing dishes. Claire loves the violin but dislikes athletics. Anne loves to skate but dislikes boys. Florence likes Stew but dislikes dumplings. Marie likes the style but dislikes to bob. --S-S-A-- Deep wisdom-Swelled head, Brain fever-he's dead. A Senior False fair one-Hope fled, Heart busted--He's dead. A junior. Went skating-'Tis said, Floor bumped him-He's dead. A Sophomore Book famine-Unfed, Starvation-He's dead. A Freshman -1S-S-Ai-- Of all sad words of tongue or pen, The saddest are these Exams again ll' --S-S-A--i Vlfonderful Discoveries! Perpetual Motion Machine! D. Easton's jaw. --s-s-Ai- SECRET SOCIETIES Every girl in the class is a member of the mysterious eM-eL-G's Club, and the boys are charter members of The Royal Do Nothing. Jerry be- longs to the Knockers Club,', and john is the busiest of the t'Happy Hust- lersfl Tom is president of the Hayseed Union and Marvin belongs to the '6Umpty League. The rest of us cannot properly belong to any secret society owing to our inability to keep a secret.