St Stephens Academy - Academician Yearbook (Port Huron, MI)

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Can You Imagine The Juniors beating the Seniors? Agnes Netter on a hunger strike? Charles Wyllie without having anything to say? Margaret Byrne without a sweet smile? Ambrose Cote with the mumps? Maureen Moss in her own seat? James Stack a professor? Nora Molloy not winking? Margaret Cashman not going to Marysville? Carl McMonagle not blushing? Irene McCarthy with black hair? Wellington Burns not cleaning his glasses? Gwendolyn Hickey with a long skirt? Teresa Warsalla being a movie star? Clarence Adamson not arguing? Mary Kelly not being friendly? Othello King without her curls? Rocco Borzone being 6 ft. tall? Janice O'Rourke, alone? Herbert Spey, not combing his hair? Elizabeth Hickey not lisping? Joseph Easton not playing ball? Rose Warsalla without Othello? Louis Samberg getting angry? john Schwikert, grinning? St. Stephen's Academy without the class of '22? HELEN CONNOLLY '22

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St. Steplzerfs School of Music Grace A. Moore ,2I gave her Graduation Recital on Wednesday even- ing, May 3ISt, at eight o'clock. Program Sonata Op. I3 ........... ..... ..... . . ..Beethoven Grave ,Allegro Fantasiestucke Op. I2 ......................... Schumann Why? No. 3 Whims No. 4 One Fleeting Hour ........................ .... L ee Dorothy Green-Voice Florence Smith-Violin Serenade--Trio ....... . ..., . ..n. . . .. ...i. ...... . . . . Widor Florence Smith-Violin I Elizabeth Hill-Violin II Beata Burke-Cello Revolutionary Etude ............... ..... C hopin Spinning Song ................. .................. L itolif Scotch Poem ................................ Mac Dowell Andante Finale, C Lucia di Lammermoornj-left hand .................Leschetizky Contra Dances ......................... Beethoven-Elman Florence Smith-Violin Dorothy Green-Piano Rigoletto . . ....................... .... V erdi-Liszt Dilomas of Honor are awarded to the following pupils of St. Stephen's School of Music: Jean Adamson, Kathleen Addison, Genevieve Bernard, Mary Canham, Gordon Carlisle, Easter Duchane, Ruth Hardy, Catherine Karrer, Mary Louise Karrer, Delmar Kernohan, Dexter Kernohan, Morris Leahy, Freda McLaughlin, Delbert Molloy, Vera Montrose, Rosalie Polito, Claire Rawley, Ethel Robidue, Edna Waite, Charles Wright, joseph Wright, Margaret Jones. The following list of pupils are the Diploma Winners of St. Stephen's School for the Palmer Method of Writing: Elwin Bowshow, joseph Letzgus, john Perz, Lillian Kelly, Leona Cote, Winifred Wilder, Helen Pick, Kath- erine Karrer, Frances Roy, Ann Conger, Kathleen Cristner, Elizabeth Eas- ton, Theresa Marone, Beatrice Netter, Josephine Zezinah, Sadie Anter, Catherine Moser, Margaret Jones, Elinore Patton, Loretta Cote.

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00.0 01.0 04.2 05.1 06.3 06.4 06.5 06.6 Kodak As You Go ---The Road Before You Like a Book Lies---The Ojicial Guide of 19 72 ROUTE 17-G-FROM PRESENTVILLE TO FUTURE CITY-22 MILES OF SMILES. A SATIRE ON FUTURE OF THE GRADUATES. Presentvilleg Founded by Joe Eas- ton in 1923. Joe ran for Mayor for 19 consecutive years sine opposition. Owns the cider mill by the river also the hotel next to the watering trough. joe says There has been more suicides committed in my hotel than in any two cities in Arizona. TURN TO LEFT OVER R. R. TRACKS. CScene of a wreck in 1927. Four head of cattle killed.j GO SLOW, BAD STRETCH OF PAVEMENT. CLaid by Mayor's brother-in-lawj. LOOK OUT FOR LOOSE GRAVEL. TURN TO LEFT. On the right is the Byrnes' homestead. Miss Byrnes and Miss Warsalla, re- tired opera singers, have taken up chicken raising and farming. Their famous hen Marie Antionette won all the medals at the county fair Cboth of theml held in Sycabosh last July. GO SLOW DOWN HILL. SHARP TURN. PIC- TURE AHEAD. On the top of the knoll ahead is the Stack mansion. Master James is now studying music in Europe. Ras- tus, his servant, is looking after the grounds during his absence. At the age of eleven he was declared a prodigy at the violin. To the left is the district school No. 63 Teacher O'Rourke may be seen teaching the children to sing Drigo's Serenade or recite The Hole in the Boot. CROSS BRIDGE - STRAIGHT AHEAD. Sycabosh - Industrial Center and County Seat. Hydraulic Cigar Lighters and Yailclocks Made Here. TURN TO THE RIGHT UP MAIN STREET. On the right next to Riggs' Barber is Capt. Eve Adamson's residence. Capt. Eve has piloted the good ship Atmosfear for forty moons and only run aground eight times. The crew saved up enough Prince Al- bert cans last winter to patch up the whole of the scow. Eve says, All I would have to do is to jack up the Hag pole and put a new boat under 'it and I would have a real ship. On the right is Nori Malloy's Beauty Shoppe and Ice Cream Par- lor. SLOW UP, STREET CROS- SING. .' To the left near the flag pole is the Lyric Theatre. Big hit made last year by J. Rufus Burns and Miss Kelly who played the leading roles -By Father Tyme, Esq. in Hands Across the Sea, and Uncle Tom's Cabin. In 1941 Kid Cactus Wyllie, the lightweight champion of St. Clair street, defeat- ed Kid Savage, the flyweight champ of Reno in the theatre. The Cactus Kid won by a sneeze, and was presented with a kippered her- ring by Mayor Woozie. SLOW UP CAR. TRACKS STRAIGHT AHEAD. 07.1 The Hickey Sisters' School of Art is on the left. Betty won the grand prize at Corunna for drawing the best sea picture. fThe water ac- tually looked wetl. 07.2 The red house on the corner is Professor Samberg's residence and laboratory. Prof. Sammy discov- ered a method for the neutralization of hydrogen sulphide and wood al- cohol on baldheads. A new way to blister copper and a new method of washing soda. 08.1 TURN TO THE RIGHT OVER R. R. TRACKS. CITY LIMITS GO SLOW PICTURE AHEAD. 11.4 On the right is the Standard Gas Co. of Petrolia. Miss Netter is the President's Private Sec'y and Sten- ographer. Aggie set a record on her victrotypewriter when she typed 416 words in 360, seconds. TURN TO THE LEFT. 19.7 The Nutmeg Plantation of Miss Connolly is on your right. Poor crop in 1957. The men planted the seeds upside down. Enough nut- megs raised to supply Emmett for 219 thousand years. GO SLOW-STEEP HILL. 20.9 FUTURE CITY LIMITS. Miss McCarthy's Studio of Music is on the left. Special attention is given to orphans without parents. Les- sons on the Jews Harp and Pic- colo. 21.9 Stop in the Serv-less Restaurant on the left. Miss Cashman, the owner, iiivlented new non-splashable soup is . MJOG TO LEFT. 22.0 FUTURE CITY. The Gum City and former home of Babe Cobb the Chorus Girl who starred in The Merry Widows also Jake Symo- vish, who was the famous sleuth of Future City until the 18th Amend- ment was enforced. STAY AT THE DUGAN HOTEL No running water CRoof fixedl CApcElogies to George Ade and Eastman o. -LOUIS SAMB ERG. '22.