St Regis Falls Central School - Regent Yearbook (St Regis Falls, NY)

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Settion, 'Profe ectf This is Margaret Holmes and Patsy Palmer on the moon, year 1964. Incidentally, the moon is not made of green cheese. While we were observing the world through our Super-duper Super-sonic telescope, we saw Pat Barrett as a foreign diplomat in Russia, pursued by Communists. As our telescope scanned the earth, we found Betty Jean Parks busily instructing her Shorthand 1 Class in this gratifying achievement. Graceann Fadden industriously trying to get her house straightened up while her brood of 12 are away to school. Harold Parks now Major Harold F. Parks was seen receiving a medal from the President for outstanding heroism in the line of duty. Mrs. Ronnie Giffin, the former Miss Paula Ward, was using her' stenographic talent in the office of R. G. Giffin and Son Lumber Company. Haven Chesbrough, manager of the Saratoga Race track was seen awarding Dick Hathaway a trophy for outstanding feats in Professional Hockey. Jackie Susice an exclusive model in the Barry P. Plushbotton Model Agency, models only those gowns that show off to advantage her long Blond” hair. The headlines of the Daily Planet told of Dolores Bishop, Captain of the Women's Police Force in New York, doing it again! She is credited with breaking up the Bathtub Swipers Gang. We also saw Bubbles (Janet) Cummings signing a ten-year contract to continue her torch sing- ing in the Copa Cabana, owned by the lovely blond hostess, Miss Peggy Hanlon. Pat Palmer, a secretary, playing hard to get and rolling her eyes at the President of the Bottom-Up Oil Well Company where she works. Margaret Holmes giving an art exhibit of her latest paintings at her home in Greenwich, New York. Larry Woodward was cashing a check for one million dollars from his latest shipment of Rocket Cars made in his factory. Don Binan was receiving his promotion to Vice President of the Eastman Kodak Company. He is credited with inventing a standard for cameras that will take a picture in any position.

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'20iC£ anet WE, the Senior Class of 1954, of the St, Regis Falls High School, being of the soundest mind possible, do hereby establish and ordain the first and last will of the class and hereby leave our worthless talents to the unfortunate Junior Class of the school thereof: First, we, the Senior Class of 54 wish to express our pity to the faculty of the same year, who hopelessly dragged us through our school career. To the Sophomore Class, we wish to leave our great knowledge of Social Studies, especially World History. To the Freshmen, we leave our great ability to prosper in the Math, Science and Busi- ness fields. I, Paula Ward, do hereby bequeath my dark, curly hair to Ned LeMieux. I, Jackie Susice, leave my long hair to Janice Mott. I, Graceann Fadden, bequeath my ability to catch a husband to Sonya Winters. I, Pat Barrett, leave my car keys to Ira Parks. I, Betty Parks, leave my long socks and short hair cut to Dorothy Richards. I, Dick Hathaway, leave my good looks to Donald Davis----with hope. I, Dolores Bishop, leave my ability to play volleyball to Edna Monica. I, Don Binan, bequeath my seat on Denno's bus to Mary Garvey. I, Janet Cummings, leave my ability to sing to Mrs. Mendelsohn. I, Harold Parks, bequeath my ability to get along with girls to Dick Wagar. I, Patsy Palmer, leave my sparkling eyes to Phyllis Woods. I, Margaret Holmes, leave my creative talents to Anne Baker. I, Peggy Hanlon, leave my skis and frozen fingers to David Parks. IN Witness whereof, we Hereby set our Hand and Seal Hereto, the Fourteenth day of January, in the Year of our Lord One Thousand, Nine Hundred and Fifty-four.

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