St Philip and St James High School - Scholastic Yearbook (Phillipsburg, NJ)

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FTW? 'W' ------N CGM Scholaftic fu your time and people will come from miles around to get a look at famous YOU. JOSEPHINE BELL-Although you are a blonde and not very wild, you have a trace of Indian blood in you. In ten years, you will move West and stake a claim on the Indian reservation. You will marry Chief Wa-Hoo and teach him how to sing songs like Ga-ga Girl from Guatemala. WILLIAM SCHRQEDER-Twenty years from now you will be amid a yelling throng, 'under powerful lights and your hand will be held up by a worried looking gentleman. You will be hailed as the world's heavyweight champion in the Coliseum at Rome. ARTHUR ROONEY-YOU argue morning, noon and night and always win whether you are rkzht or wrong. It's quite natural that in about ten years you will be a famous criminal lawyer with a most en- viable record. JOSEPH GRAINDA-For one so little you have a mighty laugh. In ten years you will be known as the world's famous Laughing Baker. Your company will be very prosperous since people will want to hear your unique laugh. MARY MCNULTY-YOU will be a social leader and the wife of P. I.-P. J. that is, P. J. Morgan, the stockholder. You will be noted for your lavish and charming hospitality, particularly to celebrities. You will entertain Mahatma Ghandi, The Prince of Wales, and Governor Thomas Matthew Murphy. THOMAS MURPHY-You will be Governor of tl1e State of New Jersey three times. Your motto will be, All for one and that one me. You will be candidate for president but will be defeated by one vote, cast by your campaign manager. You will remain unmar- ried. AGNES P1-'EEFER-B. S., M. A., Ph.D., D.D S., F.O.B. and S.O.S. You will claim all these degrees and be Dean of t'he Dormitory College . for Girls. You will be author of What Isn't Wrong with Edu- cation and How to Teach Russian to a low I. Q. Your hob- by will be failing to pass intelligence tests. MAURICE CAVANAUGH-You will tour the world in your famous imper- sonations. You imitate with rapid succession, Napoleon at Elba. a Marimba band, Greta Garbo, 'Congress in Session, and a man- eating shark. You will be Maurice, the World's Greatest Im- personator. JOHN ROERTY-YOU are the play-boy type, with nothing definite to do. One minute you'll be flying in the clouds and t'he next racing across the continent. In ten years you'll be known as the world's famous deep-sea diver. People will all want to see the dent in your hel- met caused by the blow from a whale. MARGARET RYAN-You are destined to become the best paid column writer C , K 44 ST. PHILIP AND ST. IAMES' f'f'r',' W HIGH SCHOOL jjzi .a

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fx. The Scholastic .fa Paix which will be the last word in style and exrpense. For a piece of goods, glue and a feather, the combination of which you . call a hat, you will charge 310 and get it. JAMES CAFLIN--You will become an orchestra leader of distinction and marry Rosy Trilalata. You will be leader of the famous Phildis- cordant Orchestra and composer of Third Floor Suite, and Concerts in A Flat. JAMES WALLACE-YOU will be General Manager of the Perfection Film Company. In your employ will be the most beautiful heroines and the 'bravest heroes. Among your best known films will be Gras- tus, a Greek Epic, and The Multiplication Tables, a problem play. VIRGINIA EWADINGER-You will be a 'great singer. When you start your career all the leading prima donnas will have to look up the first train home. In 1950 you will be singing the title roles of many operas at the Metropolitan Opera House. JOSEPH RUsso-You will become a barber of the first class, working over- time. With your sublime nerve and immense charges your future is quite clear. You will become a very wealthy man and be a big hit with the sweet girls. BARBARA MCATEE-YOU will be known for your grace and charm. Your virtues will be many. You will become a happy wife and house- keeper de luxe. You will live in peace and plenty for all the days of your life. GEORGE BOLCAR-You are a splendid example of perfect self-control. You never hesitate for a word, have no complexes and no bad habits. In about five years you will be awarded the medal by the Interna- tional Academy for the Preservation of Speech. SARAH CONDON-You will be head of the Vocational Guidance Depart- ment of a large institution in the Middle West. You have just to say Nbrickilayer, minister, pa-wnbroker, general, singer or nurse- maid, to the students and they arise and become what you called them. ' EDWARD SULLIVAN-YOU will write a life of Washington containing a list of all the places he did not make his headquarters. Gver the radio you will give the correct version of Golden Locks and the Peroxide Bottle, and AJaddin, the Wonderful Scampf' You will be a reformer doing a'great work. SERAPHINA MERLO-In about ten years you will be across the ocean in a sight-seeing bus. You will stand by the driver and shriek through a megaphone, lecturin-g on points of interest. You will be known as conductor of the Famous Non-Stop, Look and Listen Tours. WILLIAM KUHARIK-You will always have money but you'll spend it fool- ishly. In time, you will become owner of the 'Consolidated Bond Houses of the World. You will be the greatest bond salesman of fa 4-1 st. PHILIP AND sr JAMES' HIGH SCHOOL 'rim' - . sr' V

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fx. ,SCl1OlCLSliC fl of the Phillipsburger. Your article, Advice to the Lovelornf' will become the most famous syndicated newspaper feature in the world. As a result of your knowledge in affairs of the heart you, yourself will marry happily, probably a restaurant owner. JOSEPH IMRE-You will be owner of the huge chain of restaurants known all the world over as Eat and Run Restaurants. Self-made, you pride yourself on your rise from proprietor of a hot-dog stand on South Main Street to owner of one hundred glass white front restaurants. You will marry Maggie, the champion pancake Hopper of the State. WAI.TER PANAYESKI-Before many years you will he known as a solemn Doctor of Philosophy. You will attempt to expound your wis- dom and profoungl theories in a very haughty manner. Your pub- lication, The Hot Sun vs. Open Windows in the Senior Room , will be the cause of much discussion in the world of thought. My dear classmates, I have revealed to you, your futures and I do hope this is ample proof of my mystic powers. If I have wandered slight- ly from your idea of facts, please do not blame me but rather lay the blame on a school-girl's fancy. PHILOMENA DE RAYMOND ST. PHILIP AND ST IAMES' :Ill HIGH SCHOOL xl li f? W is A,.:.3 Y -r-1,71 ' ie . e 35556. . t .s' ' I i I i