St Philip and St James High School - Scholastic Yearbook (Phillipsburg, NJ)

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fm The Scholastic .fi Reverend Fathers, Dear Sisters, parents and friends. Beca'use I am the eleventh daughter of the eleventh daughter of the eleventh daughter, and because of my mystic powers I have been ohosen prophet of the Class of '36, You will hardly believe mfe when I tell you what I am undoubtedly the world's greatest psychiatrist. However, to prove this modest claim I shall look into the future life of each member of the graduating olass, and mark my words I am unfailingly exact in predictions. As my assistant, Professor Panayeski calls the names of my famous classmates I shall psychoanlyze them. DOROTHY ROTH--You are a restless, inquisitive type. You'll be a report- er and because of your intense interest in everybody's business you will make an excellent one. You'll become so alert that y0u will interview the criminal while he is comimitting the crime and have tomorrow's news last week. EDWARD FEELEY-Ten years from now you will be head chemist of a lab- oratory known the world over. Your experiments will be so suc- cessful that you will isolate germs of hayfever, laziness, love and hate. You will exterminate mosquitos, flies, chewing gum, motor- cycles and roller skates. THOMAS BANICOSH-YOU are a rather talkative person at times. For this reason you will make a -good politician. Your admirers will see to it that you get to Congress. You'll do your bit there by voting on bills to put radio crooners and talkative fishermen out of busi- ness. RORERT LILLY-You are a stolid, slow-moving chap who will never dis- play any speed or animation. You will become a plumber's as- sistant-the one who goes for the monkey wrench and comes back with a hammer. NIARIE CAsc1oL1-You will be noted for grace, beauty and originality of dances. You will introduce the popular ballroom steps: the grape- vine glide and the thistledown float. Your hobby will be preven- tion of corns. RORERT KIRGAN-YOU will be the famous inventor of over a thousand labor-saving devices. Among the best-known products of your ' ogile brain will be: Restwell mattresses for oyster beds and exer- cises for reducing one's income tax. FRANCIS FEHELY--I am looking ahead ten years. You are amid a collec- tion of silver and gold loving cups and medals of every description. Their inscriptions vary fr-om High running jump at state track meet, to Winner of Olympic games. They are trophies won by you, the World's Greatest Athlete. HARVEY RAUBER-You are a great mathematician and very fond of trig- onometry. In about twenty years you will be the most famous civil engineer alive. You will tunnel the Rockies to shorten the trip for Hollywood commuters. o MHS e. t 'fl f. sr. PH!LlP AND si. inlvass' ilgraiygg.-'F HIGH scnoot M-.H-S' 'i I .L l . if ,

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