St Philip and St James High School - Scholastic Yearbook (Phillipsburg, NJ)

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0 irfxffff EQ 9 l 4 CID P 'U PI vs' Q 3 l cf F 5 Q F UQ . 3' 03 5 U' O 2 be 3 5 f pp What kind of a bold is a rhomboid? f mwU7'J 'cl'-is-N Qf.f4' MIN- JT! Fairly to hed early to rise would spoil the fun of a lot of guys. There once was a man not unique, Q Who imagined himself quite a shique, But the girls clldn t fall For the fellow at all He made only twenty a wique Something for a heavy cold A dozen new hanclkerchiefs. Heard from E MCC 28 Klsses seem to be taken for granted now- a days At least ther re taken and usually granted. 9.4. ik, ' A 'Qs ., . , ' ,,,xvf,:1'2'7ag,'Qgviv-'. A ' ' ' ' 'A , -f I In . . ' 1 . A 2 , ' ' ' . . - . - - . i 7- , P I ' -1 .: J I I , 1 ' I ' ' l 2 l 2 ' ' lg I I 2 I .U 1 : .. . .. , .. 3 2 ' 2 2 - ' ', so A V V I v . I - ' ' . , I , 1 . .3 J . . V 5' . I . 3 I ,. V , - 2 I A, 4 Z: l: 1 . A 'G 'gg . . Shclc What IS your ancestry? Sliclcer I m half Scotch Slick Whats the other half? Sllclcer Ginger Ale A High School Students idea of a Lamp of Knewledge-- The tail light of a parked car ,QQ A G 30-- Ossie cant escort me tonight. I-Ie's in the hospital. Some one stepped on his pipe durmg the game. M Z 30 I don t see how that would make him have to go to the hospital A G 30- It was his wmcl pipe Customer Give me a glass of plain soda, without flavor. T G 30 Without what flavor? Customer I ll take it without vanilla. T G You 11 have to take it without chocolate, we ain't got vanilla. Henry Cane, '28 vor: 1-1 We-.. -f-Wm 'iw' Nfkf'-ff f fb' 1928 Qflnnual

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F-lx lx Q 4 Q ' '- 9' , . .1 f., '- 2. 4 0- 9- 2 'S g-'Q-rf 1 WWW f ' 2 ' s- ,E ' z 2 2 O A A c: , . . 2 E E 9- Ju- .., .u.p im J 'J 'effing Zz.. Jw' E' fu 065 R. W. ftwice nicked by the razor - Hey barber gimme a glass of water . Barber- Whassa matter hair in your mouth? R. W.- No I wanna see if my neck leaks. . .- What do you intend to do when you graduate, Joe? ' . .- I was thinking of going into the lumber business. Teacher- What steps would you take if you saw a lion in the cor- FQ Q. i 5 E i Qi i Cy. M. 29- Long ones. ,- 1 S.. f:3'QxF'-' Waiter- That gentleman over there says his soup isn't fit for a pig. Manager- Then take it away and bring him some that is. R . F. Disillusioned.- All his life long, he had reached for the moon, And prayed to obtain it, from morn until noon. P Anhd when he had caught it, 'neath the shadowy trees,- - .cp He wept, and he wept, for he didn t like cheese. .1 . if 'wi-UV' R. D. 28- 'A lot of prominent citizens of Washington want me to E X. come back and live there.. ' P. S., 28- Rea ly?' R. D.- Yes, I get letters from the leading merchants every so often -z sa ing they would like to have me come back and settle. Q Visitor- Are there any slick crooks in this town? ff H. C. 28- Slick crooks, man! One evening at a dance, they stole 'Fav f:g '2n wa' K., my pants and hung weights on my suspenders so I wouldn't mies them, until - they were gonef' Principal- Is that your cigarette stub? X' vi P. S., ,28- Go ahead, you saw it first. F . 3 , .. .2 1928 Qffnnual Qi H Nav' f ' f-. St Philip and St James' High School w v 3 F. L.. if E

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Fwffl , fijk ,ff '1'1 i52i - The Scotchman who offered a prize to the first person to swim the At- lantic, has recently announced that the winner must swim the distance under the water. 71 :S T' IJ' rv V1 rv E: D- NS o C UQ rv F9 FY D' n 1-1 O C ,UQ 'rv ZS? O- -sa l ro FY B fo C UI cv 5. -v RQ. N C. B., '28- Oh, Joe gave it to me. .af kr. A-una M. F.- Well bless his heart, wasn't that just too sweet? I wonder YQ where he got it. ia., gg, C. B.- Oh he found it on the floor when he took Louise to the show last night. N33 J' Oscar is so dumb he thinks a criminal offense is a new kind of a foot- ffwwf M2-fs! ball formation. D T. K., '30- I was in a jam last night. - , f0 err B. D., '30- Well, tell me about it, but donit spread it too thick. .fu '!,x.-S-'Q -- B sv 'J sg ff 5'2- as ME. B Liu '-n C71 o as Pfa- Q0 :D- Pr: Zo S rv ef: 0 92 'ci sv F1 0- o 'J B rv cr' C FP 9-4 m 5 'S' o .T B UQ. 'YN o V1 su 1:15, 'ga A-ap R. W., '28- Why donfchaipoke around with a big umbrella, you'll find him quicker. ' D. R., '28- Do you like conceited men best, or the other kind? C. B., '28- What other kind? J. B., '29- lf a man smashed a clock, could he be convicted of killing time? E. G., '29- Not if the clock struck firstf' ' , YZ! -v ZW 1- f9y,U7'Jv3 '2i, ' - ' f'f'h'N i-'59-N -pgfmqf R. W., '28- Are you a fraternity man? Collegiate- Yest, I'm a Sig Alphf' R. W., '28- My name ain't Alf. J. F., '28- Let's get tied. She?????? ? ??- Let,s knot. vm un 'N Sr. to R. D., '28- What made you over-sleep this morning? fi. ,, . V57 R, D., '28- There are eight in the house and the alarm was only set for seven. Axyarat -! Ti? 4.41 5 Q he 3 5 E G :Y 1 5 E 5 F. 5 4' E We , ,C 4 St. Philip and St. james' High School 'g-V'-- K '-WXFUJ