St Philip and St James High School - Scholastic Yearbook (Phillipsburg, NJ)

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0 irfxffff EQ 9 l 4 CID P 'U PI vs' Q 3 l cf F 5 Q F UQ . 3' 03 5 U' O 2 be 3 5 f pp What kind of a bold is a rhomboid? f mwU7'J 'cl'-is-N Qf.f4' MIN- JT! Fairly to hed early to rise would spoil the fun of a lot of guys. There once was a man not unique, Q Who imagined himself quite a shique, But the girls clldn t fall For the fellow at all He made only twenty a wique Something for a heavy cold A dozen new hanclkerchiefs. Heard from E MCC 28 Klsses seem to be taken for granted now- a days At least ther re taken and usually granted. 9.4. ik, ' A 'Qs ., . , ' ,,,xvf,:1'2'7ag,'Qgviv-'. A ' ' ' ' 'A , -f I In . . ' 1 . A 2 , ' ' ' . . - . - - . i 7- , P I ' -1 .: J I I , 1 ' I ' ' l 2 l 2 ' ' lg I I 2 I .U 1 : .. . .. , .. 3 2 ' 2 2 - ' ', so A V V I v . I - ' ' . , I , 1 . .3 J . . V 5' . I . 3 I ,. V , - 2 I A, 4 Z: l: 1 . A 'G 'gg . . Shclc What IS your ancestry? Sliclcer I m half Scotch Slick Whats the other half? Sllclcer Ginger Ale A High School Students idea of a Lamp of Knewledge-- The tail light of a parked car ,QQ A G 30-- Ossie cant escort me tonight. I-Ie's in the hospital. Some one stepped on his pipe durmg the game. M Z 30 I don t see how that would make him have to go to the hospital A G 30- It was his wmcl pipe Customer Give me a glass of plain soda, without flavor. T G 30 Without what flavor? Customer I ll take it without vanilla. T G You 11 have to take it without chocolate, we ain't got vanilla. Henry Cane, '28 vor: 1-1 We-.. -f-Wm 'iw' Nfkf'-ff f fb' 1928 Qflnnual