St Michaels College - Yearbook (Toronto, Ontario Canada)

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FQLTRTH ACADEMIC Mr. T. Mzlady. P1'vsz'dc11t D591

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jfourtb Elcabemic N relating the history of Fourth Academic, otherwise known as the Bums' Association or Mr Milady's Fro- tegesf' we are sorry to say we cannot give all the Bums the prominence we would like to. NVe must, therefore, apologize to those who are not mentioned here, but we have so many gems in our collection of celebrities that we can only mention a few of the more noted ones. First in our collection is Drafty Latchford, premier de- fence man of the Junior O.H.A. team, and the original Ulittle Hazel Cnutj from Brazil. Running a close second to Drafty is NIakey O'Connor, which moved in from Pickering to give the members of Toronto's poultry yard the twice-over. Third place undoubtedly belongs to the Mathematics FerioclQuartet, consisting of Hughiey' Jennings, 'Dukie' 'Vfalloy, Nifty Laurier Mcffomber and Peacracker Letellier. l'Count Trambley, the original 'fCount Discount, hails from the striv- ing metropolis of Stillburied CTilburyl. Red John Kehoe, who runs the hock-shop, and is well and favorably known sake from Bolton. make up a very handsome pair, as do also Romeo'f Montague. that fearful man, and his amorous part- ner, Juliet Quinlan. There is also Dommit O'Neil, who, when not at school, may be found parading Yonge street with a dainty member of the fair sex. Amyot also appears at times, but is very often late, because he has to remove the ashes from his Ford. hailing from Kilalhoe. which is Colgan, from Qakville, spends and writing to Guelph. Horatio being named after Horatio Nel- O'Grady and Grace are Jews, somewhere near Calabogy. most of his time thinking of Carey is a bright youngster, son. A few others are Six Flanagan, the diminutive repre- sentative of Chapleau, which has a population of 1,126 since he left. Also Kelly from Norwood, who makes frequent visits to the Home Lunch, accompanied by Battle and Cleary. Before closing these memoirs I must remind the boys of Fercy Fnrights old familiar saying, I Cl1Cl1l E get that far, as The Merchant of St. Michaels, and his blushing name- Father. -L B- E. A1 gf ...... - .,... , .. .. .....,,, , ,,,,, WMS a f? e uf ....... -,, ...... ' -1-29 - ' ' .-- . I-Ifnnnn u-u..,. ,,,,,,n.' Z M mum X JQQU LM -In-I X J, H-nl Jail? 'N ' I , ', ' JL MQ! gh, . 2- ' ' is iff E ,xwvfmlx-. ' I, 1 ' num- J H.. Am,,,...--NUM 2' Q, .. Isysx uma l 417- rr N-. 7 if v .2 lt - -hiiitf -Hx --..-7' ' uv r' I' 1 l' lh 'uu '---J? E-J l6Sl

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birb Elcabemic N St. Michaels College, room 2, which was to be the class F. XtYhealan- l-lolding hands. room of Third Academic for the scholastic year of nine- teen fourteen-fifteen on September the seventh. sat a ven- erable judge. in the person of Father Time in his awful majesty. By his side sat several masters, among whom was Mr. ul. McCarthy, our honorary class president. Each scholar came forward and answered the question: To what charge do you plead guilty? , Nl. Gallagher- Qi being Class President. M castic. B. M F. H F . P courtj Duggan-'AAccusing one of the masters of being sar- KeenanhuMumpsf' Sheehy- Of coming from Peterborough. Collins- Socialism. Gormley- Trying to play hockey. Lagoe- Entering the ranks after Christmas. Hitchcox- You crazy milligan you- tcontempt of bl. Roach- Of having a general knowledge of the lwest'. F. .l- Mcllonagh- Of having my home work donefl Keenan- Being awake on Mr. Nomen's period. R. O'Brien- Of obtaining IOO per cent. in Greekf' E. Gallagher- Trying to say and serve at one and the same time. Father Time-ls he the last? Mr. McCarthy-Yea. your XfYorship. Father Time adjourned the court, while the members visit- ed the pound. A Calling the court to order. Father Time rendered his sentence: You shall study diligently from now till the last day of school,-Sheehy, McDonagh, Lagoe, O'Brien and XVhealan are to be consigned and confined to the intellectual study of Greek, while the remainder are to study the barbaric German. Furthermore, beside the above mentioned and passing your examinations you shall without any exception whatso- ever take part in all religious exercises, literary societies and sports pertaining to the College. May you rest in peace. -F. G. MCD. IW. ,H ,.., ....... - ,mfaffw ff'f'f- f.,,,,Wm. Grim 1 ? 43 hr., - ---' '-- - -. 'H-ln, IA -.YQ - ' L in-ug, .-'fmu - ,........ -. .4 Hun, I ffilk' y-- .,,.--r X X fu. ni'- ' ' if Iii: Q ff - ' ' if ' l B WW! :I A., ,I- ,,,,,,. K Q.. If 'fs mm- .,,------..- 'bf -,,,u, 0 :ji J, Q i lill we f in-N 417169. 6 v SM' Q ll Mg iss:-Iltw ' Ill ul M- 'Ill It 2 -I -H X. ,y,.,....,..-I i 70 l