St Michaels College - Yearbook (Toronto, Ontario Canada)

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wit anb 1bumor-rlontinueb XVHOSE ARE THESE P f'Shure and they calls me sergeant. Do you know Brother Qdo P Not that I care for the dance but it's the principle of the thing. I'm no boy, Guittard! I'm no boy V' Do you expect me to stand at the dormitory door with a shotgun F You know where the car goes around the corner in Ham- ilton ? INell, I'm only eleven! 'iIt's the last one I got, too. Cmeaning cigarettesj. I might be able to make the third or fourth rugby team if I had a pair of socks. I could sip this all night. hjiggers, Mike, drop the butt! if Give me a pipeful of tobaccofl 'You have nothing on me as she kissed me too. 'IIs that you, Kate ? i'You useless article ! 'iW'ho threw that chalk ? H Anybody can easily tell that 'Scotty' O'Neil is from the bush. Hold him. fellows, hold him! I canlt keep him down here all night l lan. 29, 'I5.-SOIJHS. hold a boxing tournament in front of Father Pageaus door. Fitzgerald begins his series of bouts for the championship of II Arts. Y. Traynor is first Qyictim?j. ' Fitzy was badly bruised about the head and upper members of his body. i'McBride! you're next. was his parting remark, as he mopped the bloody sweat from off his brow. DEFINITION OF A SOPHIST. Sophist was a great Greek painter. He painted a bunch of grapes so well that the birds were deceived. GEOMETRIC JOKE. Prof. fto student who is discussing women suffragej- Come, 'Fatf women suffrage has nothing to do with geom- evtryf' Pat - Chl yes it has, women claim they are on a parallel with men. Prof. Qin Philosophy class J- XVhat's an instant, Johnny? JOIHZIIVI' S.-'fAn instant is the sixtieth part of a second. HARD TIMES AT INDIAN RIVER. SIzi1111iga1z ' Cto E. Tansey in the early morning at Indian River Stationj- XVhere do you live ? Tansey-f'In Texas. HSI?Z'1l7l'IQUll,i-iiA113' jobs down there? Par H.- XN'ell. Karl, did you hear about the Irishman capturing twelve Germans F iss' Karl.-HGet out! How could he do it ? Pain- XVliy, he surrounded them. l'i'G1'5.--fi'- .'7e--.f lr E. Qjzu-tfws --'- -CE 7ZS07'Fd, I 1361

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