St Michaels College - Yearbook (Toronto, Ontario Canada)

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A 'wit anb lbumor-Gontinueb just after getting his room back. too. It is line weather in the yard these days, we hear. ,FC'lJl'IlUl'j' 4- I guess Tansey must have been pretty tired to take a chance of sleeping in. Two weeks. Going down! Chile lui' the tablej- Qh, welll I study better down there. Azzdrrsmz- Souali gwapes, Tantheyf' FC'l7l'IlUI'j' 5- Some of us got out to the lecture at Massey Hall. It sure- ly was a hne one. Wie heartily hope it happens again. Father llfzzrray C10 M01'1'155c-V7- How was the lecture diff?7'I'1.S.S'L'l HYYC31lflCl'fl.lll St. Mikes won 6-2. Fcbrzzary 19- Yesterday being Ash XVednesday, Rough Red Roach de- cided to give up his room for the Lenten season. He also climbed on the water-wagon and ceased patronizing hockey games. No doubt Red is right when he says he can study better on the lower deck. FUl7l'llU1'j' 23- Father Ryan caught C. Tansey red-headedg beg pardon, red-handed. Can you solve the item's meaning? I guess O Shea can. FCl7I'lllII'j' 28- Ceo. Trainor decides to take up his abode in the College. Primum-Philosophers Flat. Secundus--George goes swimming in foot-bath. How ex- tremely unpleasant! Finis-George joins his countrymen. March 1- This being Tuesday and spring coming on, Hickey and T. Kelly resume their Tuesday afternoon walks. Direction unknown, but-!X-?. Gee, that was a punk bill this week, Kel. I don't care for that frivolous stutff' March 18- SOCIAL EVENT. At 3.30 in room I Miss B Flour Bag graceful n Among a cunning in an exqu p.m. there will be a meeting of the Sewing Circle 'P Llontague will receive in a charming gown, Purity gauze, and Miss Quinlan will pour tea in her usual ianner. 2 those present were: Pauline Forhan, dressed in frock of porusknitchiffon, and f'Hankietta Carr isite night gown, trimmed with sunflowers. March 28- Devil's Club formed. lWcn11201's-Gilclirist. Montague, Forhan, Trainor, Quinlan and O'Shaughnessy. Rules-:Xt least three matches must be carried by every member. .Motto-Chewing gum and Chiclets. Rah! Rah! Sayings of XVise Levites: C. Trainer-4'Gee! that makes you feel line. Wlozzftlgzze- I thought I'd die. Godin-t'Ark of de government. .ffmzz'1zff.v- Tl1ay. thap-head, did you thee my thoap 7 Rolwimillc- Hickey was very 'Belly-geruntf Fregernisht Vlxegal Yiddisha. judge us not by our words. -I. T. AND B. M. CScribesB. lI30l

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wit anb 1bun1or-Ctontinueb JEXVISH FLAT CHRONICLE. Exclusively for Yiddishers. Vtiritten March 17, in Synagogue 14, Lower Flat. October 21, 1914-The High Priest offers first sacrihce to gods of Lower Regions. Charlie ? a very unwilling victim. October 23- ldfar declared. Enormous decimation of the Yiddish ranks. List of honor contains following: Lieutenant- Steamer Flanagan. Privates-Smith, Ballard, Cleary, Boyden and McDevitt. They have been placed in Captain Canf1eld's Field Hospital, and are expected back at the front in two weeks. Big Bean Battle attempts to reconnoitre the enemies' position on the airy jewish Heights. Captured at 7.45 a.m. a new wonder for the Study Hall. Wfhat will Shanks do with his length in those Study Hall desks? N0i'671flbL'7' 25- A DRAMA. Time-5 o'clock study. Place-Room C. Caste- Pete Smith, Tiger Brown, Rusticus Kehoe and Count Tremblay. Snow. Weird Music. Furple Lights. Curtain rising on scene of disorder-overturned chairs and lamps-Kehoe wildly waving cuspidor--Smith and Brown in attitudes of defence. The trembling Count peeping from overturned desk. CHAOS! But hist! lYhat sound is that? Footsteps! Door opens! Enter villain! Sudden silence! Tn accents deep and disconsolate the trio-Smith. Brown and Kehoe-doom is pronounced. Three weeks on rec Con- sternation ! Sad Music. Curtain. I2 December 4- Manager O'Leary, of the Circus Study Hall, succeeds in drafting Gus O'Shea from Yiddishers' Club. Come and see! This way gentlemen! just 5 cents to see the most unnatural phenomenon on earth. Five lingers on each foot and reddest head in creation. December 7- For not attending the Sabbath services in the Synagogue two of our renegade members are conlined to Study Hall. Dcirewibcr 14- Vat a choke! O mein, O mein! !'Chile decides to return to Study Hall live minutes after returning to flat. Fink shoes not allowed here. Icizzlmry 23, 1915- Shrimp Shannon viewed the hockey match at the ex- pense of one hour's study. Result: .loc inhabits the library and clubroom in evenings from 7 o'clock until 7.30. Lights on the blink. Hurrah! hurrah! No study. and we have the privilege CH of visiting our friends on Upper Flat. Jazzzmry 24- Six Flanagan resolves to share the martyrdom of his room-mate Shannon. so he invites destruction by stepping into Jennings' room for five minutes. This invitation is promptly accepted, and-zip! goes the film tum! tum! Poor old Six, February 2- Either there some special attraction in -lennings' rooin pinch- And or in the Study Hall. Six again succeeded in getting ed in that pe1'son's hospital home for XX'eary XX'illies. 9l

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