St Marys High School - Purple and Gold Yearbook (St Marys, WV)

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CLASS PROPI-IECY on everything worthy of Miss Kelly's attention. Catherine Grant, we learned, had chartered a Flying Fortress to transport herself and her seven children to Reno, where she would establish residence for a divorce. Shirley Temple's stand-in, Novella Nuzum, would arrive in New York next week for a personal appearance tour. The world's fastest typist, Anita Cornell, had just won another contest, in the course of which she had worn out four and a half typewriters fthe half being a portablel. Betty Jones, world famous authority on social etiquette, was scheduled to lecture next month at the fashionable Vermont Girls' School operated by Georgia Weekley and Betty Turner. Photographer Glenn Stewart had fallen from the fourteenth story window of a New York hotel while attempting to get pictures of a quarrel between John Hammett and his wife, and tobacco auctioneer Carlton Lyne was recovering from a case of lockjaw. Sitting in the middle of a lovely field of daisies was an artist busily painting. I thought I recognized her, and when Van stopped the car and we approached nearer I saw I had been right-it was Mary Boley, happily painting the surrounding landscape. Miss Boley had been back in St. Marys recently and so was able to give me some first-hand information. The town had been given some excitement recently when the ferry that Gordon Adams operated between St. Marys and Newport had capsized in the middle of the Ohio River. All the occupants, however, including truant officer Franklin Eckart and Bens Run's postmaster, Bruce Northcraft, had been safely rescued by the swimming pool's lifeguard, Edna West, who had been on the scene at the time of the accident. An airplane was soaring over our heads, and suddenly, while we were talking, we realized it was in trouble. While we were helplessly watching two figures left the plane and jumped into space. The plane went spinning crazily off over a nearby hill, and at almost the same moment we heard it crash, the two figures came gliding down into our very laps. They were Jack Hammond and Hetty Hendricks, now husband and wife, who had been taking a spin when something had gone wrong with the controls, and, but then we had seen what happened. The owner of the farm, who we later learned was Charles Pethel, came running out of his nearby farm house, closely followed by his assistant Paul Milhoan, to discover the cause of the excitement. A huge crowd soon gathered, and Van and I, seeing that the situation was well in hand, quietly took our leave. As we rode along, Van said: Well, I suppose you'll be seeing some more friends at the party. Everywhere we go you meet or hear of a few more. No, I said, thinking back over the past two days, that's all of them. They're all accounted for now. We rode along in silence for a few more miles, and then Van spoke the thought that was in both our minds. You know, it's strange, he said. l don't see how we managed all those meetings. I don't believe I could do it again. Nor I, I answered. Then: You know, Van, it all seems so very unreal. I wonder if we actually did meet and learn about all those people? Why I don't know, he said. If we don't know ourselves, who does ? I looked at him for a moment, and then as I had no answer for that we rode on in silence. Hoy Mitchell Buchanan Kelly Green Rea

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CLASS PROPHECY eminent literary critic, Elsie Sweeney, and her companion was master architect Myron Cunningham. All eyes suddenly went to the door, where a gorgeous creature was entering, exquisitely dressed, and with a hair-do that could only be described as remark- able. The gorgeous creature, hair-do and all, was Margie Winters. Closely following her came Geraldine Parson and her sixth husband, whom, it one was to believe the rumors currently making the rounds, she was about to divorce. It was late when we left the club, and as Van and I walked along in search of a taxi I received the final shock which topped off everything else that had happened that night. For coming down Broadway on her bicycle was Maxine Howard, delivering the morning edition of the New York Times. When we arose about noon the next day, we found some very interesting mail waiting for us. There was an invitation to one of Mary Bill's celebrated parties, to be held on board her submarine, anchored for the moment in her Long Island swimming pool. Then there was a package from the Book-of-the-Month Club containing the month's selection and the current book dividend. The dividend book was the selected works of Glenna Waugh jtwo volumes, neatly boxed, suitable for throwing purposesl. Volume 1 was poetry and contained some of the choicest nuggets from Miss Waugh's golden treasury. The volume ot prose contained the complete manuscript of her sensational best seller, l7,835,6'12 Ways to Commit Suicide. The month's selection was the gay and witty autobiograph of that sophosti- cated woman of the world, Carol Green. I spent the day reading this book, and it was not long before I realized that my receiving it had a definite purpose, for undoubtedly the powers with whom Van and I had been bargaining had sent it to me as part of our contract. I remembered then that they had not said I would actually meet all my fellow class members, but would merely learn of their whereabouts. And Miss Green's book soon showed me that they were about, some of them in a great big way. In her wise and witty volume, deftly entitled Present Imperfect, the author walks right up to such subjects as Human Nature, Fame, Character, Marriage, Politics, and Opportunities. A rather large order, you might say, but it leaves the lady with unturned hair. Successively, she knocks down and drags out each topic. And this isn't all. Through the pages of Present Imperfect walk the great, for Miss Green has been everywhere and seen everyone. I don't say that she actually permits us to rub elbows with them ourselves, but she willingly shows us her own elbow, which has been, so to say, honed on the mighty. She discusses the merits of iambic pentameter, hexameter, tetrameter, and alliteration with the poet, Charles Hayhurst. Through her eyes we watch Larry Brown making oxygen and performing intricate experiments with napthalene jmothballs to the unscientitic readerj. We hear the author discuss Blackstone with the famous woman judge, Alice Wells, who has just handed down the world- shaking decision that the Fugitive Slave Law of 1850 was unconstitutional. We listen as she talks about punt formations with the Hnuts Rockne of Raven Rock Tech, Joe Reynolds, and we learn of how she lost a fender from her Rolls Royce convertible when OPA Director Archie Coy Cantwell, Jr., collided with her. All these diverting characters, and more, I found wandering through Miss Green's prolific pages. I was to learn several more items about fellow class members before I put the book down. It was charmingly illustrated, I noticed, with drawings by Evelyn Dotson, and had been published by the Argus Press, which I knew to be owned by George Hall and Pansy Rea. We had previously planned to go to a house party in Connecticut for the week-end. While we had given it up at first, after we had made arrangements for our meetings, we decided the next day that there was no reason why we should not go since we seemed to meet old acquaintances wherever we went. As we left the city, Van turned on the radio just in time to hear the regular morning broadcast of New York City's Home Demonstration Agent, Elizabeth Dinnin. Immediately following came a broadcast by gossip columnist Lorena Kelly. Speeding along through the' Connecticut countryside we got the lowdown

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Class of '44 Review in Rhyme Back in nineteen forty-one A brand new class came on the run. Because of its mighty brawn and mien They were known as The Fighting Freshmen. And then in the year of forty-two We showed our colors were true blue. When we came back to even the score We were named The Slugging Sophomores. Next in the year ot forty-three Our class so very haughtily Upheld our motto in manner llaunty That we were called The Juniors Jaunty. In this historic forty-four Midst trials ne'er experienced before, We've surpassed almost everything seen Because we are The Seniors Supreme. In Band and Orchestra we took the prize Because each was good, regardless of size. At practice or festival we had others beat, And when we came home there was plenty of treat Scholastic honors added to our class reputation, Geniuses we have, and this isn't exaggeration. Latin was hard, and Trig. wasn't easy, But Physical Ed. was just plain breezy. On the gridiron, and cage floor, too, Our class had champions that really came through. They played the game in Blue Devil style While fans applauded them all the while. Last, but not least, come battle fronts tar Where the class of forty-four has many a star. Duty has called them, and school work is done Until that final battle is won. -Charles R. Hayhurst