St Marys High School - Marian Manuscript Yearbook (Edmonton, Alberta Canada)

Page 54 text:

• tfinA 8 Much has been said about a school ' s problems in exasperation--like the wretched clocks--therefore, a detraction from the whole appalling business to another source of irritation in order to release one ' s inner tensions and frustrations seems to be in order. Do you find that your detergent growls and the blond in your Brylcreem is only a redhead? Did your washer become ten feet tall in a nine foot basement and one foot of washer appears under the kitchen table every day at half past nine? Did your Ban fail to give you confidence while you were running an Inn? And did all your relatives cart over a bottle of Softique so that now your skin is so soft it flows? Did you not wait to be told you need Palmolive Gold and found that, healthy glow makes you look jaundiced? Did you clear off the table to try out New Dawn and found out you needed it all anyhow? Were you in a strange town with no established credit at any one of H. F. C. ' s many branch offices and you crashed the car in a deadly down¬ pour? And, as a last straw, did you go up in a balloon to look at the wash, and found it developed a puncture? Well do not despair altogether, there is always school and as long as your watch survives the torture tests and Swift ' s turns out the baloney to put be¬ tween the bread that ' s eight hours fresher than life if liveable.... almost.