St Marys High School - Gael Yearbook (Manhasset, NY)

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frate and Agnes Shcklen are heard recltmg thelr poetry Ode to a turtle Neck Sweater Contem platlons on a Dr1pp1ng Faucet Whlle attemptmg to rescue p1rouett1ng Jeanne Dalton from the t1p of the Elffel Tower we almost mlssed a four man art show 1nclud1ng such creatxons as Swan 1n Mldstream by Claudla Matson, A Study of Square Clrcles Enveloped 1n Obtuse Trapezolds by Kathy Nolan Impresslons Wh1le Observmg a Watched Kettle by Irene Dav1s and Chartreuse on Chartreuse by Susan Lahey Leap frogglng the Channel we drop ln on Eng land and gasped 1n amazement as V1rg1n1a Meola and Carol Bolen race down the stretch on thelr pogo st1cks at famous Upsons Downs In fashlon able Londontown Susan McMenam1n Patr1c1a Garamella and D1ane Abatell1 were observed modehng m1nk Teeth braces for the g1rl Wlth everythmg The Case of the Lacerated Locker has Lawyers Mary Rob1nson Mary Placsek Elea nor Pryzborowskl and Loretta Glennon stumped Must Nancy Drew be called 1119 Up over and 1nto U S S R w1th the O K from Amerlcan ambassador to Russla Mary Jane Doran we greet Slenderella Kathy H1gg1ns and Barbara Jablonskl attempting to demonstrate to female tractor drrvers the beneflt of themr egg and graham cracker d1et Th1s IS a real sabatoge' Followmg the tra1l of the Trans S1ber1an rallroad we wave to professlonal commuters Helen O Connell Dlane Manerl Leona Behan R1ta Dev1ne Mary Slngle ton and Reg1na McVann fond LIRR addlcts When they rode the scemc route to S1ber1a they declded to stay on permanently and have taken up resldence ln the observatlon car Some former St Marys cheerleaders Vlfglnla Cook Cec1l1a Bauer Jeanne Buchan Patrlcla Cal lahan Mary Coppmger Carol Denarl Ann Farrell Sue Hebron Betsy Kelly and Donna Raymond are demonstratlng second hand hula hoops to Esk1 mos Constant rotatlon maxntams a comfortable body temperature of 101 degrees Ever hear of a softer sell? Back down 1n Ch1na Marlon Sesso IS demon stratlng the lost art of growmg Fu Manchu Length Jewelry Mady Gonsalves Maureen Sexton and Pat Sherxdan are attemptlng to dxsprove the theory that thelr SIZE four and fxves are not the result of a foot bmdmg Travelmg saleswomen Shella Drlscoll Ellen Grosselfinger Marlse Hlckey and Sally H1gg1ston are st1l1 attemptmg to peddle mstant Water the G0b1 Desert Whxle hovermg over Txbet news reached our ears that the greatest hoax ln hlstory has been exposed The Abommable Snow 1371 men were none other than the sextet of Kathleen O Loughl1n Jean Plante Alxce Qulnn Mary Roul ette Rosa11e Rogers and Joan Schoenberger Down 1n Hawan Jeanette Lauffs and Patr1c1a Mulhns are recruxtmg members for the Alfred E Newman Fan Club 1n our newest state F1rst to slgn up were the B1g Four W s Wasselle Weh ner We1ss and Werkmexster Sa1l1ng 1nto home stretch was no easy task w1th 14145 lbs packed 1nto one balloon Across the U S we flew Cal1forn1a was where thesplans Gall Colhns Patr1c1a Negr1 Romano Ronzom and Rosalxe Rogers were starrlng 1n the1r latest I Was a Teenage Adolescent Then on across the Mxdwest where we swept Nebraska Ind1ana Pennsylvanla F1nally that glorlous New York lay beneath our basket Wlth a mlghty heave we tumbled onto St Mary s roof just 1n t1me to hear the 3rd perlod bell rlng exactly e1ghty days later We had ach1eved the 1mposs1ble' The Class of 60 ate the1r skeptlclsm w1th Chlll sauce and pep pers Author s note Our tour was actually late by ten mmutes L1ttle d1d the Class of 60 reallze but elghty days ago we were on shortened perlods and as you know the bells were rung a l1ttle earl 1er Extra note to be added In Stratford on Avon the company of Judy Hogan Ann Warble and Theresa Glordano were currently portraymg Shakespeare s Wltch No 1 Wltch No 2 and Wltch No 3 1n Macbeth so :bo ,xx 'Joi S U O 0.580 o ' 9 9 4,615 4, 4 - CEQ r '0.Q.qC'0 .5 1.4.. 5' 5 95 ' AJIJJO X X 'Q.,V ' r il f in P 4 . as H - 7 ' ' ' - . - , v v n u n . n 0 ' . a v ' . . . Us . . . . H - U ' ' ,, ' fl . - - as a ay, - . . - ,, - 9 U . . . s ' a 77 ' cc ' ' ' ' a as ' n 9 ' ' - I , ' - a u n u A 1 Q . n n Y Y . . . . H 77 - - ca - n - - ' ' I 1 . . Y 7 1 , , . . . , . , . . . y I ' - , 1 4 - ' s . 1 n l , ' , - u . 0 . . . , l , .... . . . , Y . . . . , . , ' ' ' 66 - 91 Y , ' ' sa - - 7 . . . l H . - . . , , . , . , 1 I . . . . y . . 7 ' 7 1 1 a ' . l . , , . . . . . 7 U Alaska refrlgerates a few surprise packages. ' ix , . . . . . ' . . 2 1 7 1 ' D:,N . . 5.1, 4 Y Y 7 , is y ' pst.: . ' . . ' - 5521-1 . P OJ I fdffrl ' 1 ' .l 9 R 5 4- -I ' K 5 - , Q 1 N ' q ' . . . . Q- -v 1 9 ' gr, C- :it gt 4 . A Fgxa 34 9 ' . 1 , 1 4 oo 4 . , A Q' I glb . . . A , .,, .s - l 'J s' . . . w ..l I' 1- .'4D' - - ' , Qs 5 .-'x - l ' . A .4 0.0. 1 . . ' ' I ' I' ' ' if s s . , A K ' ' f ' o J'- - ' 44- 77 in A N ' R sl f n - ' , r ' af ' ll '

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HH Baga Arnnnh Ihr nrlh Class of 60 Where are the SIX score and three from the Class of 59 The mere fact that only three from 59 name ly Clare Sherxdan Maryann Th1el and Hlldegard Becker have shown up for an Alumm Reun1on does not Just1fy your skept1c1sm Class of 60 We w1ll wager that you w1ll be unable to assemfble your class wlthn 80 days for our next reumon If accomphshed we 11 eat our words Class of 59 Accepted' Aroused to a fxghtxng pltch H1ldegard Becker retorts We shall return Wlth 123 members of 59 confined 1n a balloon 1n one balloon' Thus at thlrd per1od the followmg day our bal loon rose majestlcally from the roof of St Mary s to the amazement of the scoifers of 60 F1rst stop on the 1t1nerary was the lofty towers of Manhat tan where we spled Officer Schumm upbraldmg hom1c1dal Volkswagomsts Jane Igoe Francme Bonanno France Anne Tardlno and the Coynes attemptlng to avold h1tt1ng ex newspaperwomen El1zabeth Caffrey MHFISS Hlckey and Arlene A1 t1n1an who were holdlng a press conference on the steps of the UN we Jettlsoned a sandbag and unavo1dably decommxssloned Tablet edltor El1z abeth Rucco Talklng about the UN we overheard El1zabeth Cella IS sellmg the paper back CIHSSICS 1n Antarctlca Wh1le b1dd1ng farewell to the W1l llamsburg Brldge sure enough we slghted Caro lyn Cullen accompan1ed by professlonal chauffeur Betsy Kelly recrossmg for the1r 21st consecutlve year 1n a futlle attempt to deposlt the followlng glrls at Hoboken Stat1on Better late than never Mar1no Don t panlc Drummond My elght dol lars elghty cents down the draxn Flore I won der 1f they re say1ng the rosary McMahon Mary wood' Oh Marywood' Waftmg down the Atlant1c we cha chad 1nto Tr1n1dad to the tune of Barbara OBr1ens All Glrls Calypso Band w1th Margaret Pr1or at the upr1ght Joanne Auguste and Anne Gar1ty at the glockensprel E1leen McGu1re at the tambourlnes and Kay Seery at the bongos fTh1s IS a calypso band J f36l The company of Mary Keenan Margaret Kela her Stephanle Kacprzyk and Helen Kovalsky are seeklng South Amer1can buyers for the1r latest products Redl MIX Revolutlons and Mother Cas tros Home baked Purges B1g Bus1ness tycoons Mary Murphy V1rg1n1a Murphy Mary Reddy Jane Ford are swamplng the market w1th the1r Panama hats made 1n Japan Hopscotch1ng the Atlant1c we noted only one acc1dent was reported Gaye Troy unavo1dably crushed her lO00th pa1r of glasses The steamlng jungles of Afrlca soon hove 1nto VIEW In the undergrowth we noted safarl gu1de Chrls Cannella vallantly hackmg her way through the brush Members of the exped1t1on lncluded un known authoresses Elleen How to Chauffeur a Lark1n and L1ke It Crowley Rlta They Never Told Me Latln Would Be L1ke Th1s OMalley The Jlg Is Up Mahoney Barbara Assorted Tardy Excuses S1mpson plus Ger1 Trlano and Mar1e Savlno collaborators of The Art of Muf flng Emery Boards 1n French Classes and last but not least the Goerg grrls w1th the1r Meet Me at the Georgran Club On the banks of the mysterlous N1le we wxsked up Barbara Hart1gan who was st1ll belng pursued by the Department of Revenue for 1ncome tax evaslon Up from the Jungle and 1nto Italy we watch Pat Smlth off1c1al connolsseur of MaH1aCh16W1tZ wlnes whlch txtle she longed to have IH French Culture Class but fortunately was den1ed Mad Mathemat1c1ans Pat Carroll Mary Wlen ges and Pamela F1sh have Just drled the 1nk on the1r latest blunder a technlcal wonder of the age-' The Leanmg Tower of P1223 Doctors Llkely Kane M1les and McCarty ar wonderlng Can VSSUVIUS Break the Hablt '7 Catapultlng the Alps we sall 1nto gay Paree At the Louvre models Judy Annlbale Mary Barretta Maureen Castelhnl and Karen Franjola are model 1ng the1r grlns for the Mona L1sa Tooth Paste Ad In the subterranean depths of a Par1s1an cellar the lonely vo1ces of poets Ann Sheehan Nancy Ia 9 .. cs - . 9 ' 1 a a . as l , . , 1 - ', ' ' - v 1 - ' 7 . . . Y I 7 - - g, as - as 1 . u - ' 1 . . , . - 9 as . . . . 1 u as ' ' u ' ' ' I ' ' ' H , . . . v U .. . , . . , . ' as n ' , ' ' ' 77 ' KK Y ' ' ' Y, 7 . . . 7 , ' K6 ' ,, if . . 7 7 ' ,, . . . a ' ' u I ' KK 0 1 , - ' av . . . s Y . . . H n 1 I ' , , - .sv , . . . . 1 , 'T , - n - . , . , . . . . U ,, . , . - . ' Y n . ' ' , ' - cc - 77 , . . . . . . - - , 9 1 ' . . . , . , , , , cc . . as ' 1 1 ' - ' . rs as ' ' ' ' , 1 7 ' ff , ' 7, Cl ' ' . ' 7 , , s 1 ' ' 77 ' ll - 6 -,, Y 7 ' , ' 77 , . u n - n , , 7 Y N' ' Cl . ' 7, , . - ' cn as ' 7 . . , . , U . . . , . . ,, . . . , 7 7 , - 1 Q ' ' 7 D , Q

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jwlagnifirat PAA ANNOUNCES MERGER WALL STREET Multlmllllonalre owner of Pan American Airlines Jim Magenls announced yesterday through his brilliant stock broker Mike San ford that he has sold a large por tion of his shares in PAA to a flrm headed by George Whalen and Bob Tlmmel both well known as fs nanclal wizards Charles McLaugh lm and Mike Eckert, often Joklngly called the modern Jim Fisk and Jay Gould by friends and admlr fCont1nued column 3 page 22 New Arls and Science Wings Near Readiness The new arts and sciences wings of Saint Mary s Boys High School are nearing completion and are scheduled to be in operation for the be gmnlng of the new school year The two mllllon dollar extensions are part of an expansion program being carried out by the Alumni Society This particular project lS the gift of the graduating class of 59 Each of these wings house nlne class rooms and four laboratories or shops In the science wing there are special lecture rooms for the three major sciences, and others for astronomy and astro geography The Computer Mathematics department consists of a group of six semi enclosed planning rooms built around the new Andromeda Umvac The first floor of the arts wing features a two level stage in the round The large audio visual room which has a seating capacity of one hundred and twenty, can be sub divided into as many as twelve sec tlons each with its own closed circuit TV camera and receiver and stereophonlc outfit ?kkx'llI7f17 A' l AWAAA - - ' A ees. V A A ' A V. PRESIDENT SIGNS NEW TAX CUT DATELINE WASHINGTON Jim Maguire, Editor of the Washington Post reports these latest developments in the nations capital Raymond Kennedy and John PICUCCI of the Bureau of Budgets have submitted to President George Gllmartm a balanced budget with a 1M tax cut Chief of Naval Opera tions Admiral Carl R Ludecke has hired naval architect Tom Burkley to design the Navys new atomic fleet The Army Chief of Staff, General Paul V Sullivan has an nounced that Moscow has fallen and that his aide Colonel Jay Conk lm will be made military governor P1 eszd nt George Czlmartzn of that area General Patrick Doyle, head of the Air Force has made it known that three USAF special lsts Pete Hewltson, Brian Kenny and Paul Murray landed on Mars last night in an XM 771 rocket de signed and built by aeronautical en gmeers Tom Keenan and Phil An dreski James Gordon former New K f' 1' York State Attorney General, has s Q-,gs , E s been named to succeed Walter Cas- if 2. sa. fe 1 :s FF :- Q Ph Q ca.. Q V1 93 FUI ws O M rf F' 0 we W i CD 55 'l J y pert Cassidy along with the Honor- s - ' e 1 able Dennis Reilly has been ap- pointed to the Supreme Court ' 1 Congressmen Joe Begen, Bill Eus- ' on and Bob Richards have announc- ,f y 4: ' S ed that Senators Pete Kenny QD- S n , NYQ and Jack Hayes CR-NY, wlll - - - fill the vacancies on the Senate ,, -me 5, f 's'e f e s Foreign Relations Committee Pres- s identlal Aide John Beebe told the 3 Q is . Q . . f press early this morning that John Cueto has been named Ambassador to Mexico and that Soclologist Paul ,A - fv-e no Slefken will be the new Secretary V ' , as J ,. of Health Educatlon and Welfare I 38 Vol. XXXV. No. 1 St. Mary's High School, Manhasset, N. Y. June, 1981 .. : . - . . Q ' ' ' 66 ' 79 s v 9 , . . , . . . y . . y ,. , - ,- G , 0 N . . - 9 ,, - D - n n I A n , 1 I - J 1 . . . , , . 500. . , . . . . . - 8 I , o , 0 a 1 n . . n . 7 . - , . , . . f J , ,wif es fy K W ,gg 'qty-E F-kg, . . - sf, .-fy. 4 V. 5, ' ' ' i A ,Y - - - . D K K, I Mg? ?,.,z - A W . . K ,. I 0 , - E ,ff .fi if , - , Q ' , 51 ' ' fha gl Q Li 1 r' f f Wax 5 3? 1 E X1 . , is t 'fre 5 Y 5 - ' 5 g stil? if - 3 new sg . . -as , if we f , as m ,K iw' gf ,X K 5 ff- 5 . ef 2? Q f 'Z , . . ee 1 , 2 X . z as A K I x get sf i is M fi i . X.. xmas., 545 7 351 Q , QR ER J MQ . . y .